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The Stro gets bitchslapped
      #4912275 - 06/30/04 12:07 PM

Hello,

The following took place Tuesday evening (June 30th). In a Trish Stratus AIM Chatroom. It is a fight between Hyatte1com (moi) and Toetotoewithstro (The Maestro from WCW... now known as "The Stro") and a host of other people, including the Trish Stratus IMPOSTER who has most everyone fooled. Stro and I started beefing and, after he got confident with a few really weak shots at me, I decided to take the gloves off and go to town... it got ugly and he got PISSED.

Note, this is long (even this cut version I'm giving you) and the typos are plentiful, but it's really funny... and I am absurdly proud of my performance.

What happened is the Stro came in, said hi to everyone, announced his next wrestling date, and left. Someone pointed out that all he did was come into the chat to plug his booking and we had a laugh. Then he came back.

Enjoy!

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9:52:30 PM) Toetotoewithstro has entered the room.
MickXII (9:52:49 PM): Hey Stro, welcome back bud
Hyatte1com (9:52:53 PM): when he enters everyone start yelling SYMPHONY!!! whoops, too late
TRISH (9:53:02 PM): Hi Rob!
TRISH (9:53:10 PM): Welcome back
Toetotoewithstro (9:53:17 PM): lol
Toetotoewithstro (9:53:29 PM): someone needs to update hyatte to 2004
Hyatte1com (9:53:41 PM): I'll be at Burger King in Warwick RI July the 6th... be there!
Toetotoewithstro (9:53:42 PM): gee thanks trish
TRISH (9:53:44 PM): yeah Hyatte get with it
Hyatte1com (9:53:56 PM): Well gee
(9:54:02 PM) alWAYsOUTthere81 has left the room.
Toetotoewithstro (9:54:06 PM): thanks mick
Hyatte1com (9:54:26 PM): people still go up to Hillbilly Jim and yell, "Don't go messin with a country boy!" and HE doesn't get all snooty
Toetotoewithstro (9:54:26 PM): so whats up everyone
MickXII (9:55:09 PM): Nothin much
MickXII (9:55:10 PM): You?
(9:55:11 PM) KANE42017 has entered the room.
Hyatte1com (9:55:24 PM): my blood pressure... you?
Toetotoewithstro (9:55:27 PM): just teaching ,acting,wrestling, etc..lol
KANE42017 (9:55:28 PM): *runs out*
MickXII (9:55:30 PM): Whoa, it's the real Kane
Johnny Landin (9:55:31 PM): oh shit
Toetotoewithstro (9:55:35 PM): LOL
KANE42017 (9:55:37 PM): *choke slam to Hyatte*
Johnny Landin (9:55:41 PM): !!!
TRISH (9:55:46 PM): Don't impregnate me.
MonAlisAmAn84 (9:55:53 PM): lol
TRISH (9:55:53 PM): in
KANE42017 (9:55:57 PM): *big boots mick*
Johnny Landin (9:56:02 PM): LOL
Toetotoewithstro (9:56:06 PM): LOL man
Johnny Landin (9:56:07 PM): Mick Foley
Hyatte1com (9:56:10 PM): *Hyatte pulls a Undertaker and no-sells*
Toetotoewithstro (9:56:13 PM): this room is a trip
KANE42017 (9:56:19 PM): *nuts in toe to toe*
TRISH (9:56:20 PM): fo sho
KANE42017 (9:56:25 PM): *wiggles it*
MickXII (9:56:26 PM): *falls to the ground*
nicole of amynet (9:56:31 PM): lol
KANE42017 (9:56:38 PM): *has a baby*
MonAlisAmAn84 (9:56:39 PM): fo sho..wow trish ur hip
MickXII (9:56:39 PM): Wouldn't you rather nut in Trish?
KANE42017 (9:56:47 PM): *Looks stressed*
Hyatte1com (9:56:48 PM): Hyatte buries his longtime manager/father/something in cement
KANE42017 (9:56:54 PM): because...
KANE42017 (9:57:02 PM): *music hits*
Johnny Landin (9:57:04 PM): uh oh
Toetotoewithstro (9:57:09 PM): Kane on crack
Toetotoewithstro (9:57:10 PM): lol
nicole of amynet (9:57:12 PM): haha
Hyatte1com (9:57:13 PM): heh
MickXII (9:57:14 PM): Ok who invited Vince McMahon in here?
KANE42017 (9:57:17 PM): THE WONDER OF THE WORLD IS BLAH BLAAAAAH
Johnny Landin (9:57:20 PM): LOL!!!
KANE42017 (9:57:20 PM): **runs**
(9:57:24 PM) KANE42017 has left the room.
Johnny Landin (9:57:28 PM): HAHAHAHA
Johnny Landin (9:57:30 PM): HELL YEAH
Johnny Landin (9:57:30 PM): KANE
Johnny Landin (9:57:35 PM): GIIIIVE ME WHAT I COULD NEVER ASK FOOOOOR
Hyatte1com (9:57:35 PM): Kane had to go sahe the front part of his head
Johnny Landin (9:57:42 PM): YOU COULD BE
Hyatte1com (9:57:43 PM): *shave
Johnny Landin (9:57:44 PM): MY CHEMICAL
Toetotoewithstro (9:57:46 PM): what do u get when you get kane and goldberg and put them together?
MickXII (9:57:48 PM): Sadly that was more entertaining than the past 3 months of WWE television
Hyatte1com (9:57:55 PM): a Stro job-Out?
Hyatte1com (9:58:07 PM): BAZOOM
Toetotoewithstro (9:58:11 PM): Umm no
Toetotoewithstro (9:58:26 PM): hyatte go see missy she wants her name back
TRISH (9:58:31 PM): lol
MickXII (9:58:36 PM): Hyatte, give us some of those great (canadian) jokes
TRISH (9:58:38 PM): good one
MickXII (9:58:48 PM): Where you substitute a race with (canadian)
Toetotoewithstro (9:58:49 PM): the answer is a half shaved ass
Toetotoewithstro (9:58:52 PM): lol
MonAlisAmAn84 (9:59:00 PM): lol
TRISH (9:59:25 PM): hyatte got owned
TRISH (9:59:33 PM): he stole missys name
Hyatte1com (9:59:41 PM): ahem
Hyatte1com (9:59:49 PM): Missy has no E at the end
Hyatte1com (9:59:54 PM): thank you
TRISH (10:00:09 PM): your mistake
Hyatte1com (10:00:19 PM): my intention!
TRISH (10:00:20 PM): Hyatt E1Com
Toetotoewithstro (10:00:23 PM): LOL
MickXII (10:00:31 PM): No but she's got a big S
MickXII (10:00:36 PM): Get it... S.. (ass)
MickXII (10:00:38 PM): Sigh
Hyatte1com (10:00:42 PM): now see, there is a Hotel chain that would take umbrage
Toetotoewithstro (10:00:49 PM): Hyatte's ring song is llcool J's "ROundaway girl"
MickXII (10:00:56 PM): Ahahaha
TRISH (10:01:00 PM): HAHA
TRISH (10:01:58 PM): . .
Hyatte1com (10:02:03 PM): irony being, the Stro's theme sone is ALSO from LL Cool Jay.. "Please give me a comeback, I haven't worked in years!".
TRISH (10:02:21 PM): Ooohhhhh
MickXII (10:02:22 PM): -$
MickXII (10:02:36 PM): What's long, brown and smells like shit?
MickXII (10:02:42 PM): The unemployment line
Hyatte1com (10:02:44 PM): WCW went under and it brought me to tears
(10:03:03 PM) TheUnknownQ has entered the room.
TheUnknownQ (10:03:18 PM): Oh wow, the gang's all here.
MickXII (10:03:26 PM): When the WWF killed the WCW invasion, I was brought to tears.. then two years later when I heard what really happened, I was really brought to tears
Toetotoewithstro (10:03:26 PM): in the words of toby keith. to hyatte... " whos your dadddddy!"
Toetotoewithstro (10:03:27 PM): lol
TRISH (10:03:43 PM): Yeah, Hyatte is the fat one of the gang at the back
MickXII (10:03:43 PM): What's the difference between dog shit and a (canadian)
MickXII (10:03:50 PM): Dog shit will eventually turn white and stop stinking
Toetotoewithstro (10:04:16 PM): Hyatte has "the lips that dont miss"
Hyatte1com (10:04:18 PM): Vinnie Mac tried me out (HUH), then I bombed out (HUH, I work at the Job lot (HUH) my landlord's gonna evict me out (HUH)
MickXII (10:04:32 PM): :-$
(10:04:37 PM) AWLurch has entered the room.
AWLurch (10:04:52 PM): hey trish
Toetotoewithstro (10:05:04 PM): Hyatte Lips and Slim Anus ..otherwise known as the crack patrol
TRISH (10:05:06 PM): hi adam
MickXII (10:05:10 PM): Ahahahaha
Toetotoewithstro (10:05:11 PM): hi adam
TheUnknownQ (10:05:21 PM): hi adam (sorry I didn
Toetotoewithstro (10:05:28 PM): Hi trish
TheUnknownQ (10:05:29 PM): 't want to feel left out)
TRISH (10:05:42 PM): Hello Robert!
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:05:45 PM): hi trish my name is davis
MickXII (10:05:46 PM): Who is Adam?
TheUnknownQ (10:05:54 PM): Edge?
Toetotoewithstro (10:06:00 PM): long time no see Tori
Toetotoewithstro (10:06:01 PM): lol
Hyatte1com (10:06:05 PM): MOMMA GONNA THROW ME OUT (HUH) I'MMA 35 YEAR OLD WASHOUT (HUH), MY WHORES SMELL LIKE STALE TROUT (HUH)
TRISH (10:06:05 PM): Hi Mona Salami
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:06:09 PM): ....
TheUnknownQ (10:06:22 PM): Eww
MickXII (10:06:36 PM): The last time Trish saw Salami, she accidentally walked into the Stro's dressing room
Toetotoewithstro (10:06:38 PM): Mon mon mon...lol.. sounds like a cinemal flick
Toetotoewithstro (10:06:48 PM): LOL
Toetotoewithstro (10:06:50 PM): mercy
(10:07:00 PM) CheriScha has left the room.
TRISH (10:07:00 PM): its momma gonna knock you out
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:07:11 PM): by ll cool j
Hyatte1com (10:07:11 PM): (HUH)
AWLurch (10:07:23 PM): what's up everyone i dont know, my name is Lurch
Toetotoewithstro (10:07:26 PM): Hyatte and the seven dwarfs
AWLurch (10:07:27 PM): sup Stro
Toetotoewithstro (10:07:32 PM): hi aw
(10:07:42 PM) LegendOfJoeyRyan has entered the room.
TheUnknownQ (10:08:06 PM): < - - - - - Deon
Hyatte1com (10:08:12 PM): wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia... Stro's parking the cars!
MickXII (10:08:16 PM): Hyatte you pussy, why'd you make your IM Buddy list only?
MickXII (10:08:22 PM): You used to give Scott Keith shit for doinjg that
Hyatte1com (10:08:32 PM): I only do it once in a while
AWLurch (10:08:34 PM): sup Chad Collyer, I worked a show w/ you up in Winchester for EWF, i managed Dean Jablonski i believe
(10:08:35 PM) get off my Trish has entered the room.
Toetotoewithstro (10:08:39 PM): yes.. i park my own cars in my house genuis..lol
Toetotoewithstro (10:08:40 PM): yeesh
TRISH (10:09:06 PM): Chad gets a pop!
Toetotoewithstro (10:09:19 PM): go chad
Hyatte1com (10:09:26 PM): So...wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia
TRISH (10:09:29 PM): shizzle to da fizzle
AWLurch (10:09:31 PM): everyone should read this news article
Hyatte1com (10:09:32 PM): is your own house?
AWLurch (10:09:33 PM): http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5320169/
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:09:44 PM): do u hang around snoop dogg at all trish?
Hyatte1com (10:09:49 PM): oh no, Stro's reduced to Backyard wrestling?
Toetotoewithstro (10:09:49 PM): gizzle is trippin for shizzle
TRISH (10:09:53 PM): no
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:10:00 PM): sounds like it..
Toetotoewithstro (10:10:03 PM): umm i dont think so Hyatte
Hyatte1com (10:10:20 PM): you just said you're parking cars in your own house
AWLurch (10:10:32 PM): lol
Toetotoewithstro (10:10:34 PM): yes,,, my own cars..lol.. read carefully
Hyatte1com (10:10:36 PM): which is where wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia
Hyatte1com (10:10:38 PM): is
Hyatte1com (10:10:48 PM): thus, Backyard wrestling
Toetotoewithstro (10:10:49 PM): get your own font please
TRISH (10:11:02 PM): Yeah Hyatte
MickXII (10:11:07 PM): When he's tired of playing Backyard Wrestling for PS2, he pops in some Grand Theft Auto and parks cars
Toetotoewithstro (10:11:08 PM): they do have a bunch to choose from here ya know
(10:11:19 PM) aTRISHaHOLIC has entered the room.
Toetotoewithstro (10:11:25 PM): lol
(10:11:43 PM) AWLurch has left the room.
Toetotoewithstro (10:11:43 PM): just say no to crack in this chat room...lol
Hyatte1com (10:11:47 PM): I prefer red... blazing red... my homage to Stro's Backyard Wrestling Fed wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia
MickXII (10:11:55 PM): Anybody got those pictures of Trish's nipple slips?
Hyatte1com (10:12:01 PM): where he'll park your cars for a small fee
Hyatte1com (10:12:04 PM): and lunch
Toetotoewithstro (10:12:19 PM): im sure the promoter would appreciate your comments.. as would bobby blaze hyatte
Hyatte1com (10:12:52 PM): the promoter would appreciate any promotion... you know how hard it is getting Backyard feds promoted
TRISH (10:13:10 PM): Stro do you do backyard wrestling?
Toetotoewithstro (10:13:10 PM): some people go to school to do their living and get trained...
Chadcollyer158 (10:13:19 PM): ok i remember that show. what is your work name AW?
MickXII (10:13:27 PM): Be honest, Stro... it's a kid's birthday party, and "Bobby Blaze" is just the kid's dad. They didn't have anymore clowns that day so they called you. You agreed to put on the makeup and work the date
Hyatte1com (10:13:27 PM): and end up rasslin in their backyard!
TheUnknownQ (10:13:33 PM): No, but there's that one movie clip on Kazaa of Trish in a wet t-shirt. You can see through.
Hyatte1com (10:13:35 PM): dear god, the injustice
MickXII (10:13:47 PM): Hell I already got that video
Toetotoewithstro (10:13:49 PM): well thats classified as an appearance.
TheUnknownQ (10:13:54 PM): I think everyone does.
Toetotoewithstro (10:14:07 PM): umm no Trish.. i dont
Hyatte1com (10:14:10 PM): Stro makes an appearence every Saturday when he mows his lawn!
Hyatte1com (10:14:22 PM): it's like running into Vince at Titan Towers!
TheUnknownQ (10:14:23 PM): Ha!
MickXII (10:14:29 PM): Not his lawn you mean
(10:14:30 PM) AWLurch has entered the room.
TRISH (10:14:37 PM): hes back chad
MickXII (10:14:51 PM): Bobby Blaze's
Toetotoewithstro (10:15:09 PM): ok cute jokes guys
Hyatte1com (10:15:27 PM): well, he borrows his neighbors lawn mower (he traded his own in for hair bleach)... but the neighbor gets a free cut AND tickets to the show, which he can see from his top floor window anyway, but it's the thought that counts
Toetotoewithstro (10:15:38 PM): hyatte get a clue would ya
TRISH (10:15:48 PM): adam chad was askin u somethin
Chadcollyer158 (10:15:49 PM): hey AW whats up?
AWLurch (10:16:09 PM): sup chad, I was just saying i worked a show up in Winchester you were on, managed dean jablonski
MickXII (10:16:34 PM): What's your nickname and gimmick, Chad?
Toetotoewithstro (10:16:49 PM): its called being a professional
Toetotoewithstro (10:16:52 PM): look it up sometime
MickXII (10:17:01 PM): Dean Jablonksi? That's the scumbag that skipped town after a show I headlined. Didn't pay me
Toetotoewithstro (10:17:07 PM): im out
TRISH (10:17:12 PM): bye rob
TheUnknownQ (10:17:16 PM): Later Stro
Hyatte1com (10:17:24 PM): Okay... I think Colonel Mustard did it in the Library with a candlestick!
Hyatte1com (10:17:28 PM): a clue!
TRISH (10:17:30 PM): lol
(10:17:32 PM) MonAlisAmAn84 has left the room.
MickXII (10:17:35 PM): Unemployment line's already closed for the day Stro, might as well stick around
(10:17:39 PM) MonAlisAmAn84 has entered the room.
Hyatte1com (10:17:53 PM): Good luck Stro! don't shatter too many of your mom's lightbulbs this Sunday!
Hyatte1com (10:18:11 PM): those kooky backyard feds ALWAYS get crazy!
Toetotoewithstro (10:18:12 PM): ok this is gone far enough
Hyatte1com (10:18:30 PM): no, come on... a bit farther
Toetotoewithstro (10:18:31 PM): i dont appreciate the comments or the crap
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:18:36 PM): TRISH UR SEXY!!!
TRISH (10:18:37 PM): Hyatte is very disrespectful.
TRISH (10:18:44 PM): I know i'm sexy.
Hyatte1com (10:18:48 PM): then apologize to me and it'll be all over
TheUnknownQ (10:19:18 PM): *sits back and pulls out some popcorn
Hyatte1com (10:19:20 PM): and I have'nt even mention your wrestling, Sto... so why bring up "crap"?
Toetotoewithstro (10:19:23 PM): its more like your being out of hand in here
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:19:27 PM): i want 2 make out w/ u trish!!
Toetotoewithstro (10:19:44 PM): well hyatte you dont know me nor do you know what i do for a living so knock it off
Hyatte1com (10:19:58 PM): You park cars
Hyatte1com (10:20:05 PM): we established that an hour ago
TRISH (10:20:11 PM): salami i only make out with STUDS
Toetotoewithstro (10:20:12 PM): no i dont
Johnny Landin (10:20:18 PM): ouch
MickXII (10:20:21 PM): Hey I get it... Stro's doing his old "Crazy man" gimmick that he did in WCW
nicole of amynet (10:20:23 PM): lol @ trish
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:20:24 PM): u dont think im a stud?
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:20:27 PM): what do u think i am?
Hyatte1com (10:20:30 PM): YOU SAID YOU DID!!
Hyatte1com (10:20:54 PM): You said, "yeah, I park cars in my own house", then you "LOL'ed
TRISH (10:21:14 PM): salami no comment
Toetotoewithstro (10:21:22 PM): look im not in the mood for your ignorance.. goodnight all
(10:21:24 PM) Toetotoewithstro has left the room.
Hyatte1com (10:21:29 PM): ahem
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:21:32 PM): ur really mean trish
Hyatte1com (10:21:34 PM): the lesson tonight kids is...
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:21:37 PM): and i really looked up too u
nicole of amynet (10:21:43 PM): no shes just honest ;-)
Johnny Landin (10:21:45 PM): What a dork
Hyatte1com (10:21:46 PM): do not fuck with moi
MickXII (10:21:53 PM): Well now I feel bad for the guy
TheUnknownQ (10:22:03 PM): Ms. Stratus, I was wondering if I could get your autograph next month?
Hyatte1com (10:22:06 PM): nice to see that I still got it
TRISH (10:22:11 PM): Keep wondering.
TheUnknownQ (10:22:16 PM): Okay
Hyatte1com (10:22:17 PM): ouch
Johnny Landin (10:22:17 PM): hahaha
Johnny Landin (10:22:18 PM): BURNED
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:22:21 PM): dang
MickXII (10:22:24 PM): Damn dude
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:22:25 PM): trish is not a nice person at all
TheUnknownQ (10:22:27 PM): *brushes off his shoulder
TheUnknownQ (10:22:33 PM): No biggie.
MickXII (10:22:37 PM): Are you gonna tell everybody Trish burned you
(10:22:46 PM) Toetotoewithstro has entered the room.
Hyatte1com (10:22:51 PM): I think he's up for round two
TheUnknownQ (10:22:52 PM): Nah, its only worth it if it happens in person.
Johnny Landin (10:22:53 PM): its your first and only celebrity encounter
Johnny Landin (10:22:55 PM): and you were burned
Toetotoewithstro (10:22:59 PM): look hyatte
Hyatte1com (10:23:08 PM): Stro!! We were just not talking about you!
Hyatte1com (10:23:13 PM): as usual
Hyatte1com (10:23:18 PM): must be used to that!
Hyatte1com (10:23:25 PM): SYMPHONY!!!
TheUnknownQ (10:23:25 PM): Stro Vs. Hyatte - FUED OF THE CENTURY!!!
Toetotoewithstro (10:23:32 PM): if you have even an clue as to how hard professional wrestlers work .. you would never say such asinine things
Johnny Landin (10:23:33 PM): its spelled "Feud"
Hyatte1com (10:23:46 PM): I do have a clue
TheUnknownQ (10:23:50 PM): *shrugs
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:23:55 PM): why are u mean 2 me trish
TRISH (10:23:55 PM): Hyatte has little respect.
Toetotoewithstro (10:24:04 PM): between travel, bumping in hard ass rings, dealing with political bs... etc.. its a tough damn job
Hyatte1com (10:24:07 PM): and from what I've seen, you haven't been working hard since WCW folded
TRISH (10:24:07 PM): Salami, i'm not being mean i'm being honest.
Toetotoewithstro (10:24:37 PM): well some of us dont do as much tv as others... so dont be a mark
TheUnknownQ (10:24:46 PM): Its obvious Trish is in a bad mood.
Hyatte1com (10:24:48 PM): I know Stro, I know... please keep Kevin Nash out of your Backyard Fed... he'll create total TURMOIL
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:24:53 PM): im so sry i ever looked up 2 u trish
Toetotoewithstro (10:24:57 PM): but that doesnt mean we dont bust our asses in other towns and countries for a living
Hyatte1com (10:25:03 PM): we?
TRISH (10:25:14 PM): Salami don't be sorry.
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:25:21 PM): or should i say trash
TRISH (10:25:22 PM): WE
TRISH (10:25:34 PM): Salami, shut it.
TheUnknownQ (10:25:45 PM): That joke is so 2000
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:25:55 PM): at least im not the slut that sleeps w/ everyone
TRISH (10:26:13 PM): I wouldnt say EVERYONE.
Johnny Landin (10:26:13 PM): lame
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:26:20 PM): fine guys
Johnny Landin (10:26:22 PM): *yawn*
Hyatte1com (10:26:22 PM): Stro... I'm now going to repeat what you just said, minus the interuting posts
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:26:24 PM): and maybe even gurls
TRISH (10:26:39 PM): I think there's a couple of states I don't have a rat in.
Toetotoewithstro (10:26:59 PM): Honestly I dont really care what you do Hyatte but just have a little respect
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:27:06 PM): i just hopes one of ur boobs pop on tv
Johnny Landin (10:27:13 PM): lets have a tag match
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:27:20 PM): lets not
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:27:22 PM): and said we did
Johnny Landin (10:27:24 PM): Mona Lisa and Hyatte vs. Trish and stro
Johnny Landin (10:27:26 PM): itll be swell.
MickXII (10:27:28 PM): Already happened, Salami
TRISH (10:27:40 PM): I could say the same Salami except you aint ever gonna be on TV.
Toetotoewithstro (10:27:50 PM): cause whether you realize it or not but the more you try to put yourself "over" making fun .. your making more of an ass out of yourself ok
LegendOfJoeyRyan (10:27:51 PM): *is her rat*
Hyatte1com (10:27:55 PM): Toetotoewithstro (10:24:37 PM): well some of us dont do as much tv as others... so dont be a markToetotoewithstro (10:24:57 PM): but that doesnt mean we dont bust our asses in other towns and countries for a living
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:28:18 PM): fuck u trish strauts
Hyatte1com (10:28:19 PM): now, I do sympathize
Johnny Landin (10:28:29 PM): trish strauss
TRISH (10:28:34 PM): No thanks Salami.
MickXII (10:28:35 PM): I love Trish
Johnny Landin (10:28:38 PM): isnt that an auto company
Hyatte1com (10:28:39 PM): I mean, some of those sit-down mowers are real crappy when it comes to comfortable seating
TheUnknownQ (10:28:54 PM): I got PWNED by Trish.
Hyatte1com (10:29:05 PM): but I'm sure the good folks at Toro do NOT make mowers that bust asses
(10:29:13 PM) MonAlisAmAn84 has left the room.
Hyatte1com (10:29:17 PM): even if you drive them all over tyhe country, cutting lawns
(10:29:31 PM) MonAlisAmAn84 has entered the room.
(10:29:35 PM) AWLurch has left the room.
Toetotoewithstro (10:29:46 PM): i mean... for the most part the internet and tha fans have been great to me on the net... but when you make those comments... you really need to think before you speak
TheUnknownQ (10:30:05 PM): Maybe Stro's next gimmick should be the Lawn Mower Man?
Hyatte1com (10:30:19 PM): holding up a sign that reads: "Will cut your lawn for the rights to run a Backyard fed on it"
Hyatte1com (10:30:43 PM): Oh I thought hard... I'm just very quick
Toetotoewithstro (10:30:59 PM): its calle dignorance
Toetotoewithstro (10:31:05 PM): ignorance
Hyatte1com (10:31:10 PM): dignorance
Hyatte1com (10:31:14 PM): new gimmick?
Toetotoewithstro (10:31:16 PM): sorry typo
Toetotoewithstro (10:31:40 PM): i mean i was invited in here to chat .. and you started in on me for no reason
MickXII (10:31:42 PM): Vince Russo's on.. invite him in
Hyatte1com (10:31:43 PM): doesn't that suck when your lectured is ruined by chubby fingers?
Toetotoewithstro (10:31:51 PM): so that makes u ignorant
(10:31:52 PM) nicole of amynet has left the room.
(10:31:56 PM) XBWViolentJ has entered the room.
(10:32:04 PM) TheUnsentLaugh has entered the room.
(10:32:07 PM) TheUnsentLaugh has left the room.
Hyatte1com (10:32:10 PM): the letter U is ignorant? That rat jap vowel BASTARD
Hyatte1com (10:32:30 PM): I always figured Z, Y, F, and G were shady... but U... I never suspected
Toetotoewithstro (10:32:47 PM): its enough Hyatte
(10:32:57 PM) PuMeLr has entered the room.
Hyatte1com (10:33:06 PM): Stro... the Alphabet Detective! By God, RUN THAT GIMMICK!!
(10:33:12 PM) HeLLRaZa316 has entered the room.
TRISH (10:33:12 PM): Enough is enough Hyatte
Toetotoewithstro (10:33:24 PM): this rambling is pointless
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:33:29 PM): trish doesn't know when its enough..
HeLLRaZa316 (10:33:51 PM): OVER THERE, OVER THERE, OVER THERE OVER THERE OVER THERE. AND THE YANKS ARE COMING THE YANKS ARE COMING OVER THERE!
Hyatte1com (10:33:52 PM): so says the dude who yelled SYMPHONY for two hours straight
(10:33:53 PM) lilduckys52 has entered the room.
TRISH (10:33:57 PM): Salami, shadap.
lilduckys52 (10:34:22 PM): was Trish stand fo?
Hyatte1com (10:34:34 PM): you know what esle is pointless? The letter U!!
Hyatte1com (10:34:41 PM): not a point to be found!
Hyatte1com (10:34:48 PM): damn that vowel
TRISH (10:34:57 PM): It stands for i'n better than you.
lilduckys52 (10:34:57 PM): right
Hyatte1com (10:34:58 PM): that... open ended vowel
HeLLRaZa316 (10:35:01 PM): yeah screw the letter X too
lilduckys52 (10:35:12 PM): ooook
Hyatte1com (10:35:17 PM): U also stands for "Unemployed"
lilduckys52 (10:35:26 PM): so does U
Hyatte1com (10:35:28 PM): which is why the Stro is such an expert on the vowel
(10:35:28 PM) lilduckys52 has left the room.
Toetotoewithstro (10:35:41 PM): hope everyone here has a great week have to get back to work... you all be safe and have a great week (even u hyatte). GOD bless http://www.thestro.com
HeLLRaZa316 (10:35:44 PM): U stands for underachiever as well
TRISH (10:36:00 PM): nite stro
MickXII (10:36:08 PM): Night
Hyatte1com (10:36:25 PM): dont' forget... wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia
HeLLRaZa316 (10:36:30 PM): well the red sox show they suck yet again
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:36:43 PM): they lost?
Hyatte1com (10:36:48 PM): cut lawns, valet parking, and CHAIRSHOTS!!
(10:36:55 PM) Toetotoewithstro has left the room.
HeLLRaZa316 (10:36:56 PM): yes
Hyatte1com (10:37:01 PM): ahem
(10:37:02 PM) XBWViolentJ has left the room.
HeLLRaZa316 (10:37:02 PM): they lost 11-3
MonAlisAmAn84 (10:37:05 PM): dang
HeLLRaZa316 (10:37:12 PM): cause their defense sucks
MickXII (10:37:16 PM): I wonder if the kids get balloons
Hyatte1com (10:37:17 PM): once again... the lesson here is... do not fuck with MOI



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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4912281 - 06/30/04 12:29 PM

I was almost in tears reading that. This shit is fucking priceless.


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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Wray]
      #4912316 - 06/30/04 01:26 PM

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Wray]
      #4912332 - 06/30/04 01:36 PM

In reply to:

dont' forget... wrestling blaze this sunday in surgargrove west viginia




F'n cracked up when I read that!


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the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Wray]
      #4912335 - 06/30/04 01:38 PM

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Anonymous]
      #4912343 - 06/30/04 01:48 PM

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You got punked!
When I try that screenname, I get someone who says he or she is his secretary. So you got punked by a fake Stro and a fake Trish!

"Stupid is as stupid does"




Isn't it "Punk'd"?

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4912361 - 06/30/04 01:59 PM

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Anonymous]
      #4912366 - 06/30/04 02:06 PM

aol names pretending to be wrestlers. Imed some fake torries and sables before.

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Anonymous]
      #4912374 - 06/30/04 02:13 PM

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Dude, hate to say this, but from reading it. They are fake.

"Stupid is as stupid does"




Dude... I don't hate to say this, but on 1wrestling.com a guy named Corey Clayton helps the Stro book dates... he uses the same aol addy as the screen name.. to the letter.

DUDE... I don't hate to say this, but the Stro has a mailing list off MSN Messenger that he updates frequently and ALWAYS posts his screen name... as the one here.

DUDE... why would ANYONE chose to act like "The Stro"?

DUDE... unless you're David Meltzer you have NO right to claim that you "can tell just by reading." Maybe the dumbest thing I've ever read.

DUDE... stop being a twat...

Dude... you post one more time here with this ridiculous fucking argument and you're gone. And every post you ever made will be deleted... it'll be like you never existed.

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4912380 - 06/30/04 02:18 PM

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Dude... you post one more time here with this ridiculous fucking argument and you're gone. And every post you ever made will be deleted... it'll be like you never existed.




Heh.

Hyatte Is God.

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Re: Fake Stro and Trish punked you out [Re: Wray]
      #4912391 - 06/30/04 02:32 PM

Lol. Who was that guy? I wasn't here when it happened, so I didn't see his username...

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Re: Fake Stro and Trish punked you out [Re: T.Old]
      #4912397 - 06/30/04 02:40 PM

heheh, NICE

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4912402 - 06/30/04 02:45 PM

In reply to:

Hyatte1com (10:14:10 PM): Stro makes an appearence every Saturday when he mows his lawn!
Hyatte1com (10:14:22 PM): it's like running into Vince at Titan Towers!





That is why Hyatte is God, although the fake Trish is def not into you Hyatte.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: slapnuts]
      #4912404 - 06/30/04 02:54 PM

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That is why Hyatte is God, although the fake Trish is def not into you Hyatte.




Never said she was. We're just friends

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: T.Old]
      #4912409 - 06/30/04 02:59 PM

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Lol. Who was that guy? I wasn't here when it happened, so I didn't see his username...




Actually, he registered his name specifically to comment on this thread...

My advice to him is to sit back and let this blow over quietly... if it is who I think it is he does NOT want this becoming a big Midnight News feature. And next time, do NOT attempt to show off to a fake Stratus by trying to bust MY balls... that's just... that's just stupid and dangerous.

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4913039 - 07/01/04 01:56 PM

He's like a badger that has had ritalin and doesn't need it.

Incessantly driving home a point that yes, indeed, YOU can personally get your car parked by "THE STRO" at the sugargrove wrestling blaze, Hyatte gets 4/5 keiths on that bludgeoning. I would however point out that the only flaw, is that the vowel U is not at all offensive, and should be treated with some reverence.

Decent, chuckle here and there- good job oh guru of kickass.

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: The Gray Moose]
      #4913521 - 07/02/04 04:59 AM

Hola.....as a longtime reader, I find Hyatte's columns to be ok..nothing special, nothing horrible.

However after wasting my time reading that chat transcript,I had to register here to state my opinion.

You're literally about as funny and witty as a 12 year old in an IRC chatroom. None of your comebacks in that chat showed any style.

As for those who think you're a God here. Heh I think my opinion on that is best not said


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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Varius]
      #4913637 - 07/02/04 11:24 AM

Nice one, dude...you might as well hold up a sign that says "BAN ME".

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Wray]
      #4913660 - 07/02/04 12:08 PM

In reply to:

Hola.....as a longtime reader, I find Hyatte's columns to be ok..nothing special, nothing horrible.

However after wasting my time reading that chat transcript,I had to register here to state my opinion.

You're literally about as funny and witty as a 12 year old in an IRC chatroom. None of your comebacks in that chat showed any style.

As for those who think you're a God here. Heh I think my opinion on that is best not said




I think you made your opinion loud and clear.

My retorts were stuffed with "style"... if I was in a proper mood, I might ask you to define your intended meaning there. I have a funny feeling you couldn't and just liked the smoothness of that sentence. The "style", as it were.



In reply to:

Nice one, dude...you might as well hold up a sign that says "BAN ME".




Nah... he's allowed to voice a negative opinion.

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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4914012 - 07/02/04 07:46 PM

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I think you made your opinion loud and clear.

My retorts were stuffed with "style"... if I was in a proper mood, I might ask you to define your intended meaning there. I have a funny feeling you couldn't and just liked the smoothness of that sentence. The "style", as it were.




What I meant was, with the amount of hype you gave it, perhaps my expectations were too high. I love sarcastic humor and felt that the chat transcript was definately lacking...

By style I simply meant that none of your comebacks showed much thought or insight....there was nothing that made me think "Nice one!" or made me stop,think and appreciate; as often great comebacks do. The repetitiveness also annoyed me. In my view, it's comparative with someone using lines like 'Your mother' or 'whatever you suck' as comebacks.

Anyhow hope this clears up what I meant.....if not, well it's Friday and I just finished up work so my thinking of a better explanation of 'style' will have to wait


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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Varius]
      #4914046 - 07/02/04 09:06 PM

VARUIUS: What I meant was, with the amount of hype you gave it, perhaps my expectations were too high. I love sarcastic humor and felt that the chat transcript was definately lacking...

By style I simply meant that none of your comebacks showed much thought or insight....there was nothing that made me think "Nice one!" or made me stop,think and appreciate; as often great comebacks do. The repetitiveness also annoyed me. In my view, it's comparative with someone using lines like 'Your mother' or 'whatever you suck' as comebacks.

Anyhow hope this clears up what I meant.....if not, well it's Friday and I just finished up work so my thinking of a better explanation of 'style' will have to wait


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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Varius]
      #4914195 - 07/03/04 03:56 AM

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By style I simply meant that none of your comebacks showed much thought or insight....there was nothing that made me think "Nice one!" or made me stop,think and appreciate; as often great comebacks do. The repetitiveness also annoyed me. In my view, it's comparative with someone using lines like 'Your mother' or 'whatever you suck' as comebacks.

Anyhow hope this clears up what I meant.....if not, well it's Friday and I just finished up work so my thinking of a better explanation of 'style' will have to wait




I'd explain exactly what you're not understanding or seeing in this situation, but ya' know what. You don't want to hear it and anyone reading this doesn't want to hear it.

What amazing hype? I gave it a fast segment in my column.



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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4914392 - 07/03/04 02:54 PM

Yeah, I really saw nothing funny at all about that. Nothing was funny and nothing seemed original.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4914409 - 07/03/04 03:17 PM

You can't really prove she is fake. You don't think she's a fake. That's why you didn't post the screen name because you want to keep your hands on her.

Plus, a fan asked her at an autograph signing about her screen name, and she confirmed it. Whether that is legit or not is to be debated, but when I talked to him he seemed somewhat believable.

BTW, you bitchslapped The Stro. Aren't you special. Please, when writing wrestling columns, no more failed attempts at humor.


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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: HugeRockStar760]
      #4914414 - 07/03/04 03:27 PM

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You can't really prove she is fake. You don't think she's a fake. That's why you didn't post the screen name because you want to keep your hands on her.




Nor can I really prove she's real... nor do I care about doing either.

In reply to:

Plus, a fan asked her at an autograph signing about her screen name, and she confirmed it. Whether that is legit or not is to be debated, but when I talked to him he seemed somewhat believable.




Well, that settles EVERYTHING then... a "somewhat believable" source. Watergate was brought down on less. Way to go, Meltzer Jr.


In reply to:

BTW, you bitchslapped The Stro. Aren't you special. Please, when writing wrestling columns, no more failed attempts at humor.




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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: NateDizzle]
      #4914415 - 07/03/04 03:28 PM

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Yeah, I really saw nothing funny at all about that. Nothing was funny and nothing seemed original.




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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4914422 - 07/03/04 03:42 PM

In reply to:

In reply to:

Yeah, I really saw nothing funny at all about that. Nothing was funny and nothing seemed original.




Natedizzle is calling me unoriginal. Ironycity, baby



Um, I don't think i was the one going around saying how great my column was.


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Re: the Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: NateDizzle]
      #4914433 - 07/03/04 04:02 PM

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Um, I don't think i was the one going around saying how great my column was.




Umm, I didn't say this was a great column, I said this was a funny chat and provided the link IN my great column, which wasn't exceptionally great this week but I thought it was okay.

Whether you (or anyone)think it's funny is a matter of opinion, which I allow openly, seeing how you're not banned.

It's in your best interest to not continue this argument, as you can see, I haven't exactly disagreed with you on anything. You made your point, it stands, good for you, now move on.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4914484 - 07/03/04 07:02 PM

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Well, that settles EVERYTHING then... a "somewhat believable" source. Watergate was brought down on less. Way to go, Meltzer Jr.




See, now that kind of comeback shows a bit more thought (mentioning watergate part). That's what I found lacking in the chat log.

Anyhow no use pursuing things further. As you stated, it's only an opinion.

On a side note, why do I only see other negative comments coming out now? Was it because you all were scared before, thinking you'd be banned? When you saw I wasn't you decided to jump in???

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Varius]
      #4914526 - 07/03/04 10:03 PM

Shame, Hyatte didn't have anything to work with. What do you expect from some asshole who says "good night and god bless"?

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Rein Engel]
      #4914572 - 07/04/04 12:28 AM

In reply to:

On a side note, why do I only see other negative comments coming out now? Was it because you all were scared before, thinking you'd be banned? When you saw I wasn't you decided to jump in???

Sheep. Baaaahhhh. Baaaahhhh.




Eh, I didn't think it was funny either. I'm not really one to bow down to Hyatte at will. We've gotten into a couple of heated debates in the past, both of which I ended up getting owned in, but I don't mind. I don't like him and he knows it.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: T.Old]
      #4914719 - 07/04/04 09:35 AM

so, did anyone go to Wrestling Blaze, in sugarglen, West Virginia?

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Destructicity]
      #4915153 - 07/05/04 06:22 AM

First of all let me say, this is my first time posting here. I can't believe how "dirty" and generic looking these forums are. You'd think 411mania could style this place a little better.
Now, as for your bitchslapping of the Mastro - it was lame. You're lame. Say what you want about The Maestro, but the man's made it further than your fatass has and ever will. Your isults were juvenile and humorless. The way I see it is, The Maestro owned you by not responding to your "smartass toughguy on the internet" gimmick. Instead he just chuckled at you, knowing you're more than likely a morbidly obese Canadian in shit-stained underwear who think's that 5'7", uncharismatic midget Chris Benoit is a drawing champion.
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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: RonArtest likes nubian penis]
      #4915159 - 07/05/04 07:11 AM

Whats with all the noobs around here?

And Hyatte is Scott Keith???!!!!

WHAT A SWERVE!!!

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: RonArtest likes nubian penis]
      #4915173 - 07/05/04 09:07 AM

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Get a clue, get a life, get a REAL job, and most importantly, get a new pair of underwear.





Anyone else find it amusing the person using the menstrual colored font suggesting someone else needs fresh underwear?



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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: RonArtest likes nubian penis]
      #4915180 - 07/05/04 09:45 AM

In reply to:

First of all let me say, this is my first time posting here. I can't believe how "dirty" and generic looking these forums are. You'd think 411mania could style this place a little better.
Now, as for your bitchslapping of the Mastro - it was lame. You're lame. Say what you want about The Maestro, but the man's made it further than your fatass has and ever will. Your isults were juvenile and humorless. The way I see it is, The Maestro owned you by not responding to your "smartass toughguy on the internet" gimmick. Instead he just chuckled at you, knowing you're more than likely a morbidly obese Canadian in shit-stained underwear who think's that 5'7", uncharismatic midget Chris Benoit is a drawing champion.
Get a clue, get a life, get a REAL job, and most importantly, get a new pair of underwear.





It's 5'11", get it right.


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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Brad]
      #4915215 - 07/05/04 12:00 PM

Who the hell is the Stro?

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: TYRONE SLOTHROP]
      #4915235 - 07/05/04 12:47 PM

Exactly.

Maestro from WCW. He goes around a few sites posting columns telling people were his next appearance will be as if they were salivating at the thought of it. To be honest I never heard of him before he popped up on my site a few months back.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: RonArtest likes nubian penis]
      #4915241 - 07/05/04 01:03 PM

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Get a clue, get a life, get a REAL job, and most importantly, get a new pair of underwear.





I don't wear underwear.

I DO wear a little A next to my name? See it?

It means I can fuck with your ass in any way I see fit.

And I'm AMERICAN... you illiterate fuckhead... seeing how you probably came right to this thread through my column, you really should have seen this. I am rather patriotic towards my homeland.

Flaming people on this board is not allowed... so bye bye!

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4915305 - 07/05/04 03:00 PM

Seriously, who the hell is Maestro?

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ProjectSayonara]
      #4915315 - 07/05/04 03:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



THIS is the queer that Hyatte was gooching? Chris, dude, that's almost TOO easy.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: RonArtest likes nubian penis]
      #4915321 - 07/05/04 03:19 PM

He tells you to get a life, but from the looks of it, the first thing he did when he got up this morning was to tell off a writer on the internet. Just a bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: TYRONE SLOTHROP]
      #4915338 - 07/05/04 03:47 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



THIS is the queer that Hyatte was gooching? Chris, dude, that's almost TOO easy.





The "I'm shy but NAUGHTY" pose in the back? More cheese than the Velveeta plant. The only thing that could make that pose even funnier would be an artfully sucked finger/lollipop.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: hardygrrl]
      #4915353 - 07/05/04 04:06 PM

Damn he looks a lot different from his WCW days where he had blonde hair and looked like Buddy Landell...

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: Anonymous]
      #4916308 - 07/06/04 12:38 PM

Please lay off the Maestro! He is an Indy legend. LEGEND I say! Also, he was the EVER popular "Georgeous George III" in USWA. How dare ye mock his GENIUS!!!

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: DavidBurcham]
      #4916365 - 07/06/04 01:18 PM

I didn't think it was all that funny but then again it is just Maestro, it's to fucking easy. It was obvious Hyatte took some pity on him. It's like Eminem dissing Everlast or Benzino it's to easy and it does't take a whole lot to own him. And whats with all these noobs coming in.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: CanDman]
      #4918073 - 07/07/04 10:18 PM

I agree. I think Hyatte coulda really ripped him to bits, but left a little of him for future fun hijinks. Parking cars! Yet Stro kept on trying to banter with him.

Good stuff, Hyatte. As usual.

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: ricts]
      #4918841 - 07/08/04 03:53 PM

I have never heard of Maestro. Probably because me, like most people, didn't watch wcw in 99 and on

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Re: The Stro gets bitchslapped [Re: CanDman]
      #4919427 - 07/09/04 04:07 AM

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I didn't think it was all that funny but then again it is just Maestro, it's to fucking easy. It was obvious Hyatte took some pity on him. It's like Eminem dissing Everlast or Benzino it's to easy and it does't take a whole lot to own him. And whats with all these noobs coming in.




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