War Machine Looking To Start Porn Career, Calls Brock Lesnar Gay, More
Posted by Larry Csonka on 11.03.2009
Seriously…
- Middleeasy.com recently interviewed War Machine, discussing MMA and yes, his venture into porn. Here are the highlights…
On Machida vs. Shogun: Machida won but on the same token it was a decision so you're at the mercy of the judges. I guess one angle to look at it is Machida is the champion and to win the belt you really got to beat the champion. On the fight card I think Shogun won but maybe it just wasn't enough to take the belt. I don't know how they have it with the judges. Whatever man, I think everyone thinks that Shogun did the better performance but Machida was the champ
On Vera vs. Couture: Ah man, I wish that fight wasn't happening. I just don't want Brandon Vera to win and I think...he's probably going to win. Randy Couture is a beast, he's a legend, he's a great guy and he's kind of one of my coaches. He's 47, 48 years old...he's at the end of his road. Brandon Vera is just climing up to the top. Brandon Vera is fresh and hungry. Brandon is good man, he has a lot of skills. I think, man I want Randy to win so bad but I have a bad feeling Brandon is going to win.
On Brock Lesnar And The Heavyweight Division: Yeah, definitely. Because think about it man, Brock Lesnar is doo doo. I don't care what anyone says, he sucks. Brock Lesnar, all he is a big strong gay wrestler. Think about it, he's probably about 275-285 and he was fighting Randy Couture who was 220. So what is that, 55 pounds? Alright so if I'm 170 minus 55 pounds, what's that 125? I don't care how good you are, if you weigh 125lbs you're not going to beat me. The best 125lb in the world, what is he going to do to me? He's too small. So that's what's happening. You got a 125lber vs. a 170lber and it's just not fair and that's the same exact thing in the heavyweight division. So Brock Lesnar sucks. He sucks. He's only good at wrestling. He's so much bigger and stronger than everyone...he's just a bully. He's not good and I think if that fight would have went a little longer, Couture would have won. All he [Brock Lesnar] is, is a big gay bully. He fights little tiny guys, wow. He weighs 50lbs more and just beats them up. Brock Lesnar sucks.
On Moving Into The Porn Industry: My priority right now is to make good money and feed the War Machine. I've been fighting for seven years and MMA, I make a living but I don't make enough money to save. I'm never going to be able to have enough to buy a house or buy a cool car. Right now, my main priority is making money. I want to do my best in the porn industry and I want to try to be one of the top, top porn guys, you know what I mean? So right now, porn is more important than MMA at the moment. I love to fight and I'm always going to fight, regardless of what happens.
On His First Porn Experience: I was nervous as hell. More nervous than any other fight I've ever had. So nervous...terrified. It's no joke. It was crazy. Luckily when I got to the set, the crew were super cool they were MMA fans. The girl that I shot my first scene with, Riley Steele, she was really pretty and she was really nice. She made me feel comfortable. Porn is like fighting, you're always ready before but once you get punched...you're fine. When I touched her, I felt way better but until I made contact I felt nervous as hell.
I hope the war machine realizes that 95% of male porn stars doing straight scenes are gay.
Posted By: reveal (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:06 PM
go away man
Posted By: that guy (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:07 PM
I agree with what he says about Brock, just not the way he says it (at all).
He's right that Brock is simply bigger and stronger than a lot of Heavyweights, but that doesn't make him a better FIGHTER. He doesn't have the skill set at all, he's just a really powerful wrestler who out-mights everyone, not out-fights everyone.
Posted By: Jon (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:13 PM
...eagerly waiting to see what stupid comments he'll say to get released from porn.
Posted By: cyks (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:22 PM
Don't think he meant GAY as in lesnar humps dudes (though he does like to pound em) think he meant it as gay = lame
Posted By: Guest#6868 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:28 PM
You can now change your name back to whatever it was. How about "Porn machine"
Posted By: TheR (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:29 PM
Yeah man he is doo doo......common its funny that a full grown man calls another full grown man doo doo. i think this guy is freaking nuts, isnt he the same one who said he was going to kill himself on myspace or soemthing
Posted By: 411 manias enemy (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:42 PM
Did he seriously just compare porn to MMA...lol. Wow, just when you think he's gone too far, he finds a new way to top his own stupid behavior.
Posted By: Dean (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 01:54 PM
No way that any state should liscense this guy, he's liable to spread AIDS and herpes and God knows what else around the MMA world. I hope he meets Brock Lesnar some time, he wouldn't live through that no matter how ridiculous his name is.
Posted By: kingave66 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 02:17 PM
Actually 170 lbs. minus 55 lbs. is 115 pounds but close!
Posted By: A. Coolman (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 02:37 PM
I love his math
Posted By: Mar Wachine (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 02:42 PM
This is fucking hilarious. War Machine, you just made a new fan.
Posted By: Guest#3757 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 03:20 PM
Who the hell is this asshole anyway? When I seen the subject line I thought it was Rhyno from TNA.. I don't recall a MMA "War Machine" & don't think I'll bother googling him since he sounds like an ignorant ass
Posted By: Byzdalmyt (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 03:47 PM
I agree with what he says about Brock, just not the way he says it (at all).
He's right that Brock is simply bigger and stronger than a lot of Heavyweights, but that doesn't make him a better FIGHTER. He doesn't have the skill set at all, he's just a really powerful wrestler who out-mights everyone, not out-fights everyone.
Ask Frank Mir if Brock outfought him. If he's smart, he'll say yes. If he wants to continue being a jackass, he'll say he didn't. Yes he overpowers his opponents, but the guy is getting better. He destroyed Mir both times, and he brushed Herring.
Posted By: CMatt666 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:11 PM
top porn guys, you know what I mean?
You'll end up being a bottom within a year
Posted By: Guest#4243 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:14 PM
175-55=125?
Math Fail
Posted By: Guest#8021 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:22 PM
I don't get what he want's Lesnar to do. Drop 50 pounds of muscle? Ya, I'm sure Lesnar will do that just to earn this guys respect.
Posted By: Guest#0800 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:25 PM
So thats why Rhyno is complaining about the conspiracy in TNA, he has no money and needs to keep his job.
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:26 PM
Is this dude serious?
Posted By: Stanton75 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:28 PM
you dumbass where did you learn math from? hooked on phonics really go back to school because if anyone is gay must be you i would kick your ass any day i am a 3 time world champion in mma
Posted By: Big D (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Man if Lesnar were gay AND hogging all the Sable sex for himself he could get even more heat than he has now.
However, he not, and he will now most likely eat John Keppenhaver's (excuse me, War Machine's) first born child on a chipotle sub.
Posted By: RufioRush (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:32 PM
"He's not good and I think if that fight would have went a little longer, Couture would have won"
I like his theory...If you just didn't lose you'd probably win!
Posted By: LOL (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:44 PM
i think this dude is gay
Posted By: lewl (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:46 PM
Why is this guy even being interviewed? He's about as important as a random fart.
Posted By: kaktus316 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 04:55 PM
Koppenhaver is a half-rate fighter who feels like he needs to be controversial to get attention because, y'know, his fighting skills won't let him near any real MMA promotions anymore.
Posted By: NDN (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 05:12 PM
UFC has officially "JUMPED THE SHARK!"
Posted By: Guest#7542 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 05:54 PM
Betcha dollars to donuts, Whore Machine gets post-traumatic stress and puts a rear naked choke on his next co-star in the middle of shooting a reverse cowgirl scene.
Posted By: Trueindeed (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 06:05 PM
Should now change the name to Wart Machine!
Posted By: Bruno (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 06:08 PM
go away wrestling fans
Posted By: ugh (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 06:16 PM
Please change your name to Wart Machine!
Posted By: Yoshida (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 06:56 PM
War Machine vs. Peter North. Book it!!
Posted By: Mr. Mack (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 07:05 PM
war machine, you step in the cage with brock and see what happens. I am tired of brock gettin no respect. he beat mir who isn't much smaller then lesnar and far more experienced, he made herring his bitch, and he beat randy couture, sure hes smaller but we've seen randy beat much larger opponents them him before ( ala tim sylvia). sure he hasn't had much of a chance to showcase his talent yet becaue lets face it, when your bigger and can throw guys around like nothing and smash em, why wouldn't you. It pisses me off that Brock could keep the title for the next few years and beat every heavyweight ufc throws at him and he probably still wil never get the respect that he truly deserves!
Posted By: COdy (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 07:20 PM
so the guy who can't seem to make any money in mma so he turns to porn thinks his opinion matters about the biggest ufc pay per view draw fighter? war machine, go so your gay porn and leave the realm of mma to guys who are actually good at it
Posted By: hater (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 07:21 PM
Oh god I cant believe Im agreeing with this wank but whathe say about brock is acurate. But all the ufc marks bash fedor for fighting lindland who is suprise 55lbs less than him. same as randy and brock
Posted By: guest(pikey) (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Porn star guy calls someone else gay. Oh, the irony.
Posted By: Guest#1115 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 08:29 PM
Smaller guys can't beat bigger guys?
That's why Hong Man Choi beat Fedor, right?
Posted By: Ange (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 08:41 PM
So.. as a straight man with a conscious and a brain, what exactly is "gay" about Brock Lesnar, War Machine? You never did clarify that. Because at last tally, I think he was banging a Playboy model and 90's sex symbol.
Sure, Brock's full of himself, but why use the word "gay" when you really mean something else? This dude's just too stupid, or too insecure, to say how he really feels.
And besides that, two more questions. First off, why are we supposed to care about this guy? Secondly, what makes someone who fights and fucks for a living think that they're in a position to judge anyone else? Not that I'm hating.. everyone should do what makes them happy, but I don't really think that I'd throw stones if I lived in a glass house.
Posted By: Blackbird 13 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 09:38 PM
lol, what a moron
can't really say which of the things he says is the dumbest
but it's so true, if you're smaller, you're automatically a better fighter, even if you lose and specially then, because if you wouldn't lose, you would have won, so you are a better fighter
man, what a moron this guys is
not even going to laugh at his "simple math fail"
and btw if you think a guy that weighs 50 or more pound less than you can't do shit, ask Manny Yarborough - but I guess by your logic he is "teh gayest"
Posted By: Guest#9179 (Guest) on November 03, 2009 at 10:09 PM
i seem to recall him getting his ass kicked in his only fight on the ultimate fighter, fag
Posted By: Guest#9657 (Guest) on November 05, 2009 at 03:49 AM
