Kimbo Slice To Star In Movie With Hulk Hogan
Posted by Ashish on 07.30.2008
Kimbo and Hogan, together at last!
- Kimbo Slice and Hulk Hogan are set to star in a movie together.
Kimbo Slice to Co-Star with Hulk Hogan in Stereo Vision's Martial Arts Comedy "Kung Fu U" in 3D
LOS ANGELES–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Stereo Vision Entertainment, Inc. (OTCBB: SVSN), a film production company focused exclusively on developing high quality, low cost, polarized 3D feature films, announced today that the undefeated Mixed Martial Arts phenomenon, Kimbo Slice, will be co-starring with Hulk Hogan in Stereo Vision's hilarious kids' comedy "Kung Fu U" in 3D.
"Kung Fu U" in 3D is a Disney-type comedy about of a bunch of nerds and misfits that are sent away by their wealthy parents to the Brentwood Academy (a.k.a. Kung Fu U) to learn the finer arts of self-defense. It's a heart-warming romp where the rather weathered warriors come to the rescue for the kids, and in turn, the kids rescue the warriors' seemingly lost souls from what had been their eternal apathy. It's a feel-good story that reminds us that we're all the same, no matter what our age, or where we came from, and that we should all stick together.
Stereo Vision's Chairman, "Baywatch" creator Doug Schwartz, stated, "We're very happy to have Kimbo Slice co-starring in ‘Kung Fu U.' He has an enormous media presence, and he'll fit right in with our star Hulk Hogan, and the other cast members in our made for kids 3D movie. We hope to have ‘Kung Fu U' in 3D in theatres by the fall of ‘09."
Posted By: Methoes (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 01:29 PM
NOOOO YOU!!!!
Posted By: TJ (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 01:57 PM
I cant wait for a year or two when we can look back and say "Remember when people cared about that no talent over hyped wannabe MMA fighter Kimbo Slice?"
Posted By: Champ (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Yeah Hulk gives beer to kids and they magically turn their best friends into vegtables, and Kimbo can get them into the VIP club to hang with porn stars...
Great move Disney...
Jackasses.
Posted By: The Spook (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 03:27 PM
now just imagine if Kimbo had a mohawk and pitied fools all the time....
Posted By: guest guest (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 03:32 PM
"I cant wait for a year or two when we can look back and say "Remember when people cared about that no talent over hyped wannabe MMA fighter Kimbo Slice?"
I'd love to see you in the cage with that "no talent over hyped wannabe MMA fighter."
Its funny how some peoples fingers are great when it comes to typing crap about a person, but yet if face to face I bet that mouth of yours wouldn't move.
Posted By: TWilliams (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Stupid and Stupider.
Posted By: tuna (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 04:36 PM
TWilliams>
I would say it to his face...
Kimbo is a hack fighter- I'm bigger and stronger then he is, and I'm sure as hell better at the ground game.
Screw Kimbo, he's a freak show and dud.
The Spook > Kimbo
Posted By: The Spook (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 06:56 PM
Champ:
I can't wait until, in a year, the sport rids itself of pukes like you, and spoiled brat parasites like the fertittas.
Posted By: service (Guest) on July 30, 2008 at 07:43 PM
Oh no, Internet Tough Guy alert! Hey Spook, how about you blow it out your ass and just get the fuck out of 411mania. Don't you have to go intimidate a schoolgirl via AIM or something?
Posted By: Vallejo (Guest) on August 01, 2008 at 12:27 AM
Spook, it said "DISNEY-TYPE" genius!
Posted By: Jamal (Guest) on August 01, 2008 at 08:09 AM
Sure you would spook. Easy to type, harder to do.
Posted By: Guest#9455 (Guest) on August 01, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Hulk will no sell the ankle lock...oh wait, Kimbo doesn't know how to do submission holds.
Posted By: fredtheimpaler (Guest) on August 01, 2008 at 07:38 PM
