The Big Screen Bulletin 10.12.09: Everybody's Talking Edition!
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 10.12.2009
Paranormal Activity scares audiences and makes headlines, Avatar technology coming soon to a store near you, get your fill of Star Trek updates, Mission: Impossible 4 news, the box office results, new DVD releases, and much more!
Welcome to the Big Screen Bulletin. My name is Steve Gustafson and I'm filling in for Chad Webb this week. Mr. Webb is away on assignment, but he'll return next week. I can't comment on his whereabouts, but when Lucas calls...YOU ANSWER! If you haven't been paying attention, Chad is wrapping up his tenure writing the Bulletin and handing the reins over to me. I feel like Jay Leno taking over after Johnny Carson! It's been a busy weekend, so let's catch up!
But before we do, this shot of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson hit over the weekend. As most of you know, Jackson is taking on the role that Mr. T made famous in the new A-Team movie. It might just be me, but I wouldn't have minded if they didn't stick THAT close to the old crew. What about you?
The News Bulletin
Couples Retreat is Full Steam Ahead at the Theater!
BOX OFFICE TOP TEN
1. Couples Retreat - $35,340,000 ($35,340,000)
2. Zombieland - $15,000,000 ($47,801,000)
3. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - $12,000,000 ($96,251,000)
4. Toy Story / Toy Story 2 (3D) - $7,674,000 ($22,676,000)
5. Paranormal Activity - $7,066,000 ($8,280,000)
6. Surrogates - $4,115,000 ($32,573,000)
7. The Invention of Lying - $3,370,000 ($12,327,000)
8. Whip It - $2,800,000 ($8,766,000)
9. Capitalism: A Love Story - $2,700,000 ($9,095,000)
10. Fame - $2,556,000 ($20,042,000)
Chad called it! He picked Couples Retreat to top the box office and it performed as well as, if not better than expected. Zombieland dropped to second in its second week while Sony's other holdover Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs continued to play strong in its fourth week. Paramount's haunted house phenom Paranormal Activity is causing ad men to raise their eyebrows with some record-breaking numbers; earning $7.1 million at 160 screens, the highest weekend grosser at 200 locations or less. Paranormal grossed the highest per screen average of $44,163. You have to hand it to those marketing gurus, they scored big on this one. Next week gives us a grab bag of treats with Where the Wild Things Are, The Stepfather, Law Abiding Citizen, New York, I Love You, and Black Dynamite. I'm giving the crown to Where the Wild Things Are.
Horror fans and curiosity-seekers lined up around the block to check out ShockTillYouDrop.com's free New York City screening of Paranormal Activity, an indication that they're craving something innovative in genre. Paramount has increased the theater count due to the audience response and if the film reaches a million demands writer-director Oren Peli's indie effort will be released nation-wide. Comingsoon.net spoke with Peli and here's what he had to say:
Ryan Rotten: What's your take on the slowly building buzz being generated around the screenings and web talk?
Peli: I think it's awesome. The whole thing is driven by the fans. The way Paramount set up the marketing and distribution is to really give the fans the power to decide how quickly they want the movie to expand and which cities it should go to. They're really embracing it and we're getting great word of mouth on the Internet.
Rotten: Your film is clearly tapping into what audiences want to see from a horror film, what do you think that is? What are they craving?
Peli: One of the things is that it goes back to a more classic formula of horror movie. Like the Hitchcock films or Rosemary's Baby. There's more of a slow build, giving the audience to connect with the character instead of just relying on quick cuts and a lot of early jump scares. A lot of horror movies these days have a specific formula, when something different comes along I think people want to stick with something unique and original. I think that's one thing they respond to. The other thing is they respond to the concept of being vulnerable at night while you sleep. That's one of the reasons I think the movie works.
Rotten: I think that opening night, when your film had its first midnight screening and the lines were around the block, was reminiscent of the old photos out there of audiences lined up to see films like The Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, and The Omen.
Peli: It's mind-boggling, these people are willing to see the movie. It's extremely flattering.
Rotten: What do you have in mind for the DVD release?
Peli: When the time comes, it will be a full-blown special edition. I don't know if that will be the first release or later, we haven't talked about it much but there will be stuff to show.
Paranormal Activity is becoming the horror feel good film story of the year. Yesterday I received an email that, indeed, following 2-weeks of nationwide midnight only sellouts and fan frenzy over the limited release hit thriller, moviegoers everywhere have been heard...Over 1,000,000 people demanded the film play in their city and Paramount Pictures will release the film nationwide beginning Friday, October 16th. Bravo to Paramount. They pulled this off to perfection. Expect to see more small to mid size movies utilize guerrilla techniques to drum up buzz. Off the top of my head, the movie Trick 'r Treat could have benefited from ta snazzy type of campaign. It was one of those movies that had a fan base but the studio didn't have faith in it. As a result, it got a very limited theatrical release and then was quickly put out on DVD.
The premiere of James Cameron's anticipated 3D alien epic Avatar is less than three months away, but the action figures are already here. Last week LEE was kind enough to share the images of Cameron's Avatar toys, the line includes a strange six legged horse and what these figures lack in appearance they make up for on the inside. Smart chips.
What's impressive about these toys are that they come with an i-TAG augmented reality card which creates a virtual representation on the figure when filmed on a webcam. As you move the card about the digital figure follows suit.
How is this movie news? Well, it's movie related. You are looking at the next step in Toy/Movie synergy. If this idea catches on (Meaning $$$), expect other franchises to jump on the bandwagon. I can see applications with Transformers right away. I know Avatar hasn't exactly been lighting peoples torches in excitement, but you can't deny that the strides being made across the board in special effects and toy technology. You can thank Cameron for this.
Finally, a couple of Hollywood screenwriters that are treated like rock stars, or at least gurus of geek chic. Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci are easily the hottest name-brand writing team in Tinseltown after a year of major hits including Star Trek, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and their producing efforts Fringe and The Proposal. ComingSoon.net played the third wheel as the duo weighed in on what's about to come forth from their dual computers.
On building a brand new adventure or borrowing and tweaking more Star Trek canon for the highly anticipated Star Trek sequel:
Alex Kurtzman: Every franchise has a different need. So you have to look at them differently based on whatever kind of a mandate is there. But in the case of Transformers it was very important to us to have a sequel idea that stood on it's own. You need to have been able to not have seen the first movie to appreciate the second one. I think that for us it's always about going back to the sequels that we loved as kids and asking ourselves why we loved them. Empire Strikes Back, Superman 2, Aliens, Terminator 2, Star Trek 2, what do all of those movies have in common? Well, they are amazing stories all on their own. You didn't have to see the first movie. There was some incredibly emotional test of character in all of those movies. Superman has to give up his powers for love. The Spock and Kirk relationship is being tested by Kahn. Ripley finding a daughter, essentially. All of those things are such big ideas in and of themselves. And you really can't tell those kinds of stories in movie #1, because movie #1 is very much about establishing a world.
On the possibility of introducing concepts from the various Star Trek sequel series. like The Borg, for example, into the relaunched franchise:
Orci: I think we would think about it, because we do love The Next Generation.
On the potential for adding pre-established Star Trek elements, such as Khan Noonian Singh, into the sequel storyline:
Kurtzman: Where we are starting is "Okay, where are our characters now and what are interesting complications that we can put in their lives? What feels like an organic emotional place for them to get to? How do we want to test them?" Then you look at everything. You look everything and start asking "Who would be the best foe."
Orci: There are mental exercises we play with them, in fact ,we even at one point had one conversation I think was all about the first movie. It could have ended on "…and then the Botany Bay floats by." You can't be fans of this and not sit around one night and go "What if we…?" So we've gone through probably whatever you've gone through in your minds.
Kurtzman: The short answer is that we haven't landed on anybody yet.
I never thought the day would come but it's here. I'm excited by Star Trek news. Whodathunk it? While nothing groundbreaking, they are doing, and saying, all the right things to entice and keep the new fans the latest Star Trek garnered. I'm not really hip to the details of the Star Trek universe, but I do know the Borg and Khan. I'm torn. Should they mine old canon or venture off into new territory? I'm more interested in see what fresh directions they take.
And does anyone else find if odd that the same team who did Star Trek was involved with Transformers 2? Whoa.
With projects like Lost, Alias, Mission: Impossible III and Fringe on his resume, J.J. Abrams clearly knows the value of keeping secrets and maintaining an air of mystery. But the producer-writer-director also knows the value of a tantalizing tease. To that end he recently indulged in some intriguing details regarding his highly anticipated future projects, including a sequel to his blockbuster re-imagining of the Star Trek franchise, a fourth Mission: Impossible film and Leonard Nimoy's ongoing involvement in Fringe. ComingSoon.net reported on what Abrams was willing to reveal.
On the possibility of shooting the Star Trek sequel in 3-D:
Abrams: Paramount talked to me about doing the first one in 3-D and, having it only be my second film, I was petrified just at the addition of it. I thought it would be another dimension of pain-in-the-ass. I was just like, "I want to make a decent 2-D movie." I was so worried that instead of being a decent 2-D movie it would have been a bad 3-D one. I'm open to looking at it because now I feel a little bit more comfortable. And, if I, in fact, direct the Star Trek sequel, 3-D could be really fun, so I'm open to it. What I've seen of Avatar makes me want to do it because it's so crazy-cool looking.
On Leonard Nimoy's recent suggestion that future Star Trek films just might not need him anymore:
Abrams: I can't imagine a Star Trek movie not needing him. I'm sure that what he's saying is a combination of modesty and honesty. He may actually feel that way. But, the truth is, we could never have made this movie without him, and working with him again would be a joy. It is clearly too early, given that we are just now talking story, to conclude whether or not Spock Prime is in the film or not. Do I want to work with him again? Of course, one hundred percent. I'd love to.
On the notion of having Nimoy reprise his '60s TV role of Paris in a fourth Mission: Impossible film, and possibly other original cast members as well:
Abrams: How cool would that be? I just got a call that Peter Graves is in great shape, which would be a very bizarre bend in the space-time continuum, for obvious reasons. I almost feel like you could make him serious again and bring him back. Whether it's Nimoy, who I have an incredible affinity for, or Graves or anyone, we'll see. I actually tried to get Martin Landau in Mission 3, in a very small little moment just for fun, and was told that he had no interest in doing it. But then, when I met him, after the movie came out, it was the greatest thing. We were at this restaurant in New York for one of the TV Upfront parties, and someone introduced me to Landau. They took me over and Martin Landau came over to me, extended his hand, and [pretended to lift a false face off]. That was the greatest thing I'd ever seen!
On the rest of his future plans in film and TV:
Abrams: Jeff Pinkner and Joel Wyman are running "Fringe" very well. We're still very involved in that, but they're running that. We have a new series that we just sold to NBC that we're going to be producing. It's a pilot. And there's a movie that I'm writing that I would love to direct, early next year, so we'll see if that comes to fruition. There's a movie [I'm producing] called Morning Glory that's coming out next year, with Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams and Diane Keaton, that's being edited now. Roger Michell directed that. And we're obviously hard at work on Star Trek 2 and Mission: Impossible 4. There's a LOT that we're working on.
That man has a LOT on his plate. I've made my Star Trek thoughts clear so let's jump to Mission:Impossible. I'm a fan. The franchise has legs and I enjoyed the third one the best. Throw in some television nods and I have no problem with that. I hear Tom Cruise is returning, and that's fine too, but I wouldn't be averse to adding new characters or spinning off a more "team" aspect to it with lesser known names attached. Just no slow motion doves, please.
I've been seeing some Abrams backlash on the boards and I'm at a loss. He's obviously a fan of the movies and puts his heart into his work. Give the guy a break!
This isn't the first time we've heard this, but director Bryan Singer was at the South Korean Pusan International Film Festival, and opened up about a return to the big screen X-Men franchise that he created. Fox is trying to develop quite a few X-Men spin-offs, prequels, and sequels, including X-Men: First Class, X-Men Origins: Magneto, the Wolverine sequel, and Deadpool. Back in June, Singer was quoted as saying he'd "love to return to that universe," meaning the comic book universe. In August, hidden in a Variety story, they hinted that Singer "has been flirting with directing X-Men: First Class." At the Festival he went on to say, "I'm still looking to possibly returning to the X-Men franchise. I've been talking to Fox about it. I love Hugh Jackman. I love the cast." Singer said that he enjoys using the X-Men and science fiction to comment on important real-world issues: "The excitement about working in science fiction and fantasy is, the stories, if they are good, are about the human condition."
I enjoyed Singer's foray into the X-Men universe but there's plenty of directors out there whose artistic vision I would be interested in seeing. Face it, the X-Men movies are a cash cow that is going to get milked till it's dry. When that happens, they'll give it a rest, reboot, and do it all over again. So, should Singer get the wheel again?
The 20 Second Sermon
Word around Tinseltown is a few industry executives have dropped the news that Michael Bay is considering the idea that Megan Fox will be killed at the beginning of Transformers 3, riding off into the sunset by way of a gory death scene! Thumbs up from me! The Pro is a hilarious one-shot adult comic from Garth Ennis, Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti that showed some of the raunchier aspects of being a real-world superhero. Palmiotti mentioned on his blog that plans were in the works to turn the comic into an animated series, but that it fell apart. Now, The Pro may receive the big-screen treatment and Palmiotti posted his pick for the lead role: Sarah Silverman. Curious...
The DVD Release Rundown for September 15th
DVD Headline of the Week
Drag Me to Hell - Shawn S. Lealos reviewed Drag Me to Hell. I didn't catch it in the theater and don't really have the desire to see the DVD.
The Proposal - Jeremy Thomas reviewed The Proposal and gave it a 7. I happened to see it and agree with his thoughts on the movie. Nice little couple movie and let's Ryan Reynolds expand that audience demographic.
The Haunted Airman - Why is this getting ANY attention? Because Twilight's Robert Pattinson is in it of course! Pattinson stars as a wounded Royal Air Force pilot tormented by psychological horrors and a slow descent into madness." Much like me when forced to watch Twilight!
Land of the Lost - Oh boy. This was a misstep. Bryan Kristopowitz reviewed Land of the Lost and you can check that out to see why this did so poorly.
The Mighty Boosh Special Edition DVD (Seasons 1-3) - I'm going to claim American ignorance about this show but reading about it makes me interested in seeing it. Anyone out there see this and can fill me in?
Married... With Children: The Complete Eleventh Season - How many of you out there remember that this went 11 seasons? I have to admit that I didn't. Still, I remember a couple of episodes and might have to get moving picking up the rest of the series DVDs.
Jackass: The Lost Tapes - Still squeezing all they can from the crazy Jackass guys. Pretty much they are taking any outtakes or skits not on the other volumes and sticking them here. Completest only!
Pets - I threw this in because the premise is wild!
The Critic's Quickee
- Paranormal Activity - I was in one of the cities in the second wave roll out so you can check out my review here. From my review: The 411: Low-budget has never looked so good and been so scary. This mockumentary raises the bar and turns a simple story of a house haunting into a gripping, glance behind you; cover your head while you sleep experience. It serves as yet another example that you don't need to pay big bucks for computer-generated scares, hire egotistic actors to deliver over dramatic monologues, and yes, you should be afraid of things that go bump in the night. I still get the creeps thinking about it and I stick with my 9 out of 10.
What Have I Done?
I would love to go into detail about my week but since I spent most of it under the weather, I don't don't think you want a play-by-play on my sneezing. I will say that I 3 interviews coming up that will be of interest to many of you reading right now. Stay tuned to 411mania for details!
Based on the Trailer…
Newest Trailers
I save the trailer breakdown for Mr. Webb. The Toy Story 3 trailer hit early but every time I tried to link it, Disney shut it down soon after. BUT it does OFFICIALLY come out today, so be sure to check it out. I really liked it.
Now, this weekend, the big movie coming out is Where the Wild Things Are. Spike Jonze has taken a short children's story and crafted a eye pleasing journey through childhood. But another film is getting a limited release but is just as pleasing to the eye...just in a totally different way. I'm talking about Black Dynamite. IF this is opening at a theater near you, I suggest you check it out.
Can you dig it?
October Releases
Cirque de Freak: A Vampire's Assistant - I suppose a quirky horror comedy like this looks hilarious and fascinating to some, but it looks incredibly lame and dull to me. Aside from the effects, I have little interest in this, and John C. Reilly can do better. Trailer Rating = 5.0/10.0
New York, I Love You - The first film, Paris, Je T'aime was one of the best films in recent memory that few knew about. So I am very excited about this second installment. The cast and directors look amazing. It should be a terrific experience. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
Astro Boy - A lot of bright colors, fancy CGI, an all-star cast, and not much else. I realize fans of the many TV series' will be excited, but this character just translates as ordinary to the big screen. Trailer Rating = 5.0/10.0
Motherhood - Uma Thurman stars in a movie about parenting and multi-tasking in a big city. It looks like it could deliver a nice performance from her, but the rest looks formulaic and potentially schmaltzy. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
Youth in Revolt - Michael Cera needs a hit after Year One, and I'm not sure if this will be that hit. It could be very funny or very dumb, but the likely verdict is somewhere in between. Still, it looks worth seeing. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Where the Wild Things Are - I know this production had loads of trouble, but this looks outstanding by the trailer. I can't wait to see it. The creatures look good and Spike Jonze usually doesn't disappoint. Trailer Rating = 8.5/10.0
Law Abiding Citizens - I'm not sure I buy the twist in the trailer with Butler being this top agent/spy. Jaime Foxx looks to be phoning it in also. I do agree with another 411 colleague that it looks like Cape Fear in a way. I'm sure I'll see it, but I am not enthused. Trailer Rating = 5.0/10.0
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee - This is from Rebecca Miller, the filmmaker who made The Ballad of Jack and Rose, a film I still need to watch. This has an amazing cast, led by Robin Wright Penn and Alan Arkin. The story seems a bit melodramatic, but the acting could be fantastic. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
The Box - Ok, my feelings on Richard Kelly and Donnie Darko are well known now, but tell me with a straight face this trailer does not make you laugh a little. They actually use the line "Is someone pushing you buttons?" in reference to the box. This does seem somewhat intriguing, but I would put money on it being horrendous. Trailer Rating = 5.5/10.0
Gentlemen Broncos - I've never been a fan of Jared Hess' work, and this does not look like new territory for him. The jokes were not very funny, and the story is weak. Trailer Rating = 5.5/10.0
St. Trinian's - A crazy comedy about a school for girls. This features Rupert Everett in multiple roles, Colin Firth, Russell Brand, and many others. This could be fun, but it could also be way too silly. I'm on the fence at this point. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
The Stepfather - I must admit, this does not look as bad as I thought, but it still looks to have some issues. This film keeps the real father and adds a couple kids. I'll certainly see this, but am not sure how good it will be yet. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
An Education - This British drama could go either way. It stars Peter Sarsgaard, and I like to see him getting juicer roles. The rest of the cast seems strong too, including Emma Thompson and Alfred Molina. Depending on how easy this is to see in theaters, I'd give it a shot. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Antichrist Lars Von Trier, the director of Dogville and Manderlay, is behind this new psychological thriller/horror effort. It just might be decent, but with Willem Dafoe, one never can tell. Trailer Rating = 7.5/10.0
Antichrist (2) - My tickets are pre-ordered for an early screening. This trailer has me more pumped for the film, and with Jars Von Trier, you never know what to expect. The quotes from the critics heighten the disturbing factors. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Amelia - I am anxious to see this since I've researched the history a little bit. The cast looks tremendous, so it should be terrific. The various words at the end of the trailer were lame, but otherwise this has me excited. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
The Road - This is based on a Cormac McCarthy novel, the same person who wrote the book to No Country for Old Me. I had no idea this was about the end of civilization. I am disappointed somewhat, but it could be good since Viggo and Charlize are the leads. These types of storylines always have the potential to be terrible though. The release date for this has already been pushed a number of times. I hope the final cut is better than this trailer. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
Saw VI - The poster ad was very cool, but this teaser is not. Actually, it is very disappointing and uncreative unlike the rest of the marketing campaign. I am still of fan of the series, so I hope this sequel delivers. Trailer Rating = 5.5/10.0
November Releases
Precious - This is about how life can be very hard sometimes. The cast includes Mariah Carey and Mo'Nique, both of whom look to be outstanding, and I can't believe I just wrote that, but it's true. See for yourself. This looks to be a winner. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
The Fantastic Mr. Fox - This film looks like a blast, and the animation looks outstanding. Wes Anderson uses many of his regulars here, which is fine, but George Clooney does not have a good voice for animation. Everytime I hear him I picture his face. Oh well, I'll definitely see this. Trailer Rating = 8.5/10.0
The Boat that Rocked - I love music, so this is right up my alley. It's about a radio station on a boat, one that helped give rock music to the world. It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman and Nick Frost. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Ninja Assassin - This looks certifiably awesome. The kid at the beginning of this trailer should beat up the kid from The Last Airbender. I am for action films, but when you include throwing stars and chains, I am amped. I can't wait to see this. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
The Young Victoria - This year's headlining British period piece has Oscar written all over it. What I did not realize at first was that it is directed by Jean-Marc Vallee, the director of the brilliant C.R.A.Z.Y.. This stars Emily Blunt, and I'm looking forward to it. Trailer Rating = 7.5/10.0
FUEL - It looks like The Cove has competition for this year's documentary Oscar. This does look good, and with luck, it will make a difference. I think the title will give you an idea of the topic. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Planet 51 - This could be a fairly amusing CGI film. The animation looks nice, but this has few voices, and no real clue as to how funny it will be. I am still unsure, but it might be good, and it might not. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
The Men Who Stare at Goats - This looks hilarious, and with this cast, and the comedic tone, it reminds me of a Coens picture. Plus, any trailer that uses Boston's "More Than a Feeling" is instantly awesome. I can't wait for this. Trailer Rating = 10.0/10.0
Up in the Air - The new film from Director Jason Reitman has a very memorable trailer with George Clooney speaking over highlights of the film. The cast looks terrific, and the storyline is still just mysterious enough. Reitman's previous 2 efforts were in my top 10's for their years, so I'm looking forward to this. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
Old Dogs - John Travolta and Robin Williams lead an all-star cast in a comedy from the director of Wild Hogs. This will make a lot of money. I think it looks dumb and over the top, but it might be worth a laugh or two. Trailer Rating = 4.0/10.0
Me and Orson Welles - Roger Ebert has a notable quote in this teaser, but the trailer still leaves much of the premise a mystery, and with Efron as the lead, that can be a problem. The story concerns theater. Still, Richard Linklater is directing, and I love Claire Danes, so I am intrigued enough to see this. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
The Fourth Kind - Now, this is a creepy trailer, especially for those who remember that alien abduction segment from Unsolved Mysteries. This is similar, and the mixing of archive footage and fiction is genius. I will be watching this one for sure. Trailer Rating = 8.5/10.0
The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Boy does this look retarded. The sequels will no doubt increase the hatred for this series. The were-wolf morphing is truly retarded. I say pass. Trailer Rating = 4.0/10.0
2012 - This teaser has been circulating for awhile, but I felt the need to rate it anyway. Roland Emmerich tackles another disaster epic, this one showcasing a flood. Gee, we have never seen any movies about cataclysmic floods before. I suddenly long to watch Knowing again for originality. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
The Blind Side - This trailer tugs at your heart strings, and Bullock looks to be trying in her performance for once. This could be a surprise hit, although Bullock's accent might get old. The trailer gives a bit too much away though. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
2012 (2) - This looks insane, but right up Roland Emmerich's alley. The special effects look incredible, but plot seems to be an exact replica of the last 20 disaster epics. Still, the powerful images will probably be enough to drag me to the theater. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
Broken Embraces - The new drama from Pedro Almodovar. It looks appropriately strange, but that's not unusually for him. Penelope Cruz looks good as always, but I am not as fond of Pedro as others. Still, I'm sure I'll see this. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans - Nicolas Cage, Val Kilmer, and Werner Herzog. Hell yes! This could be bad or good, but I have faith in Herzog to elicit the best from this quirky cast. This story looks bizarre, but with Herzog, a trailer is never as good as the full feature. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Nine - The new musical from Rob Marshall (Chicago) looks to be infused with Fellini-esque qualities, which is a good thing. The cast certainly qualifies for the all-star label, and story looks entertaining, so I'm there. This should be fantastic. I mean come on, Dame Judi Dench and Daniel Day-Lewis are just the tip of the iceberg. This is one of my most anticipated for 2009. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day - At long last it is finally here. Troy Duffy returns with his sophomore effort as a filmmaker. This looks bad a$$, and I can't wait. I hope it delivers the goods. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
December Releases
Everybody's Fine - Robert De Niro stars as a father trying to re-connect with his children. This strikes me as a little dull, but since it has an all-star cast, I am sure it will do good business. I'm not that impressed. De Niro needs a better project. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
Brothers - From Jim Sheridan, the man who gave us In America and Get Rich or Die Tryin'. Gyllenhaal rocks a beard, Natalie Portman has long hair again, and Tobey Maguire plays an insane soldier. I cannot wait to see this, though I do need to see the original. One of the best trailers I've seen this year. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
It's Complicated - This is one of Meryl Streep's paycheck roles, kind of like Prime. This looks like it could be humorous, but it will probably be tailored for older folks. Steve Martin seems to have landed a nice role. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
The Lovely Bones - This is my most anticipated film of the year, and it looks great, although the trailer does have some melodramatic acting, but still, the cast is terrific, and the special effects look magnificent. I really hope this turns out well. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
Sherlock Holmes - Guy Ritchie is sending mixed signals with this one. I am anxious to see it, but this trailer shows an action film, and call me old fashioned, but I kind of prefer the mystery to outweigh the action. However, Rachel McAdams looks damn sexy and Kurrgan is involved, so those are both positive points. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
The Princess and the Frog - It's about time Disney returned to hand drawn animation. This looks to be a lot of fun, and very much in the spirit of the classic tales they used to adapt when Walt was around…maybe he still is. Trailer Rating = 8.5/10.0
Avatar - Well, I wasn't knocked off my seat or anything, but the film certainly looks entertaining, the effects look great, and the story is intriguing. The only thing that threw me was the appearance of the aliens, which looks weird, but otherwise I'm still excited for this. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Did You Hear About the Morgans? - Romcoms like this make me want to vomit. Hugh Grant is fine, but he is barely trying here, and you can tell. Sarah Jessica Parker can't do anything but this type of trash. I have no desire to see a story about an annoying couple in witness protection. Trailer Rating = 3.0/10.0
January, TBD, and Beyond Releases
Tron: Legacy - Gimme a hell yeah! I can't wait for this. I loved the original, and after seeing Jeff Bridges act like a bad a$$, I am so there. I hope the CGI is as outstanding as it looks. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
Alice in Wonderland - This trailer pushes Depp as the star, but his character is not in the story for very long. Oh well, it looks pretty good, but Burton needs to lay off the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bright colors. Still, I love the Disney film, and if this is weirder, I'm game. Trailer Rating = 7.5/10.0
The White Ribbon - This is one of my most anticipated fall releases. Haneke's films are all memorable film experiences, and this should continue that trend. It is also in black & white, which I dig. I have tickets for this already as well. It should be terrific. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
My Son My Son, What Have Ye Done - David Lynch presents a Werner Herzog film. The two of them together is a film biffs fantasy for sure. And the cast includes Michael Shannon and Willem Dafoe. Dafoe has a big fall season. The plot looks average by the trailer, but because of who is directing, I will definitely be seeing it. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
The Book of Eli - An action flick starring Denzel Washington with a machete and Gary Oldman as the villain (I assume). Who says good ideas are dead? This is from the Hughes Brothers, a very underrated directing team. This movie looks very tubular. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Dorian Gray - Excuse me while I laugh at the ridiculousness of this trailer. You have a British costume drama laced, complete with pretentious acting, laced with horror? They even have a line that says "If I tell you, I'd have to kill you." Pass. Trailer Rating = 4.0/10.0
Valentine's Day - It might be easier to list who isn't in this film. This is the latest hyperlink movie, a romcom, that will the equivalent of He's Just Not That Into You. Some of the cast looks good, and others are irritating. I'm sure I'll end up seeing it though. Trailer Rating = 5.0/10.0
Hot Tub Time Machine - I have to admit, this looks as hysterical as it does stupid. This is the red band trailer, which makes it look ten times better than any lame regular one. John Cusack should do more comedies like this. I'm game. Trailer Rating = 7.5/10.0
South of the Border - Oliver Stone's new documentary on 5 Presidents from South American countries, and how they are viewed in the US media. This looks interesting, but I just hope it is not in the vein of Michael Moore. Still, I do want to see it. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Veronika Decides to Die - This looks somewhat dull, but could result in a decent Sarah Michelle Gellar performance. That, and it has David Thewlis, who is a wonderful actor. The title explains the plot. I'm still undecided, but I may see this. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
It's Alive - This is a remake of the 1974 film, and boy does it look stupid. I guess I need to see the original at some point, but this does not have me excited to do so. Plus, the tagline is so dumb. Trailer Rating = 3.0/10.0
Ong Bak 2 - This trailer begins with the "Magnet" logo, letting all viewers recall that it is the same company who messed up the Let the Right One In subtitles. Anyway, Tony Jaa stars in this prequel, but I need to see the first one yet, so until I do, I'll tell you my interest for this is about average. I hated Jaa's The Protector. Looks like this involves elephants too. Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
The Wolfman - It reminds me of the Bram Stoker's Dracula and Mary Shelly's Frankenstein remakes, which is fine I guess. Benicio should be awesome, Hopkins is Hopkins, and the rest is average to me. It could go either way, but I'll see it for sure. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Sorority Row - Wow, this looks like putrid trash. It even copies the bulk of its story from I Know What You Did Last Summer, which is not a good thing, and then you have Carrie Fisher for no reason. Pass. Trailer Rating = 2.5/10.0
Legion - It is hard to take this concept seriously when an old lady goes demon berserk in the first clip. The premise of angels attacking is thought provoking, but the execution seems unfocused and interested in CGI mostly. Paul Bettany is an underrated talent, but this looks mediocre at best. Trailer Rating = 5.0/10.0
When in Rome - Mark Steven Johnson gives us a romcom that looks terrible by this trailer. Kristin Bell and Josh Duhamel star in this sappy looking film with a bad story twist. Will Arnett and some of the supporting characters look humorous, but that's about it. Trailer Rating = 4.0/10.0
Rampage - This is a Uwe Boll film, and I don't think it's based on a game. Here's the wild twist: It doesn't look half bad. It actually could be ok. Did I really just write that? The story follows a guy who goes crazy on society. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Giallo - An intriguing horror mystery from Dario Argento, which looks to be solid by the looks of it. Adrien Brody seems odd in the role from these clips, but I'd certainly see this just because Argento is at the helm. Trailer Rating = 7.5/10.0
The Vintner's Luck - A love story about wine, involving angels? This looks so bizarre, but Vera Farmiga is in it, and Keisha Castle-Hughes, so it could be a surprise. I'm still undecided. Trailer Rating = 6.5/10.0
Inception - Christopher Nolan's upcoming sci-fi mind trip film looks outstanding, and the cast is as good as it gets. A lot is still a mystery, but I'm psyched! Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
The Descent Part 2 - I love the first film, but this looks like more of the same, only with less competent direction, and more emphasis on the creatures. I hope this doesn't get much attention. I would hate to see the legacy of the first ruined by what looks like a sub-par sequel. Trailer Rating = 4.0/10.0
Daybreakers - A world where almost everyone is a vampire. This story actually seems intelligent, whereas most vampire plots these days are crap. Ethan Hawke seems to be channeling his Gattaca roots here. The song from Placebo is very effective in the trailer also. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Toy Story 3 - This is an early teaser, but it still gets me excited. I can't wait for this, and I've heard it if fantastic from footage screened early. It has a tough act to follow, but I have faith. Trailer Rating = 8.5/10.0
I Love You Philip Morris - Well, this looks interesting. I still haven't figured out if it is more of a comedy or a drama, despite the fact that the trailer says comedy. Still, the premise is odd enough, and the fact that Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor are the stars has me intrigued. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Cemetery Junction - The first feature film from Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, with Ralph Fiennes. I can't wait. This is Gervais' year to become a bigger star than he already is. Even though this had no clips from the films, it still makes me want to see it. Trailer Rating = 9.0/10.0
Shutter Island - Martin Scorsese's new film looks outstanding, and yes, it stars Leonardo DiCaprio, but who cares? They do great things together. The cast looks terrific, and the plot seems intriguing. Trailer Rating = 10.0/10.0
The Last Airbender - From Director M. Night Shyamalan comes this live-action film based on anime. This looks interesting, and maybe a bit epic, but it could go either way. You never know with Shyamalan. Too early to tell here. Trailer Rating = 7.0/10.0
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief - I know now that this is based on a series of books. This looks intriguing and fun, much better than many fantasy films these days, but the title certainly throws unsuspecting viewers for a loop. Still, I'll be seeing it. Trailer Rating = 8.0/10.0
Despicable Me - Universal releases a very bizarre looking animated film about stealing priceless landmarks. The voice cast looks great, but I'm not sure how I feel about this yet. It didn't make me laugh so much as it made me tilt my head and say "WTF?" Trailer Rating = 6.0/10.0
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The Mighty Boosh is something you'll either love or hate because it's so weird and random. I'd watch an episode or two online before deciding to buy the dvd or not.
Posted By: Rob (Guest) on October 12, 2009 at 06:51 AM
The Mighty Boosh. Proof that American comedy is way better than English comedy.
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on October 12, 2009 at 09:43 AM
Trick 'r Treat took two years to get to DVD, hardly being pushed straight to DVD.
Paranormal Activity is only a suprise hit because half the country is so used to watching stupid Ghost Hunter shows they now believe that this is how a haunting happens. This was a company produced campaign from the beginning.
Posted By: Jake G (Guest) on October 12, 2009 at 12:22 PM
No interest in seeing Drag Me to Hell, but gave The Proposal a 7. That is out of 100 right?
Posted By: speechless (Guest) on October 12, 2009 at 01:00 PM
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