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The Hollywood 5 & 1 01.23.10: Goodbye Conan!
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 01.23.2010












BEFORE WE BEGIN...
Hey! I'm Steve Gustafson and this is the place to get your fill of celebrity gossip, pictures of lovely ladies, and my attempt at smooth banter. I read through the many, many, many tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. You owe me. Big time.

You want more Steve? You think you can handle it? Do you? Check me out each and every Monday doing the Big Screen Bulletin. Take a peek right here.

I have some good news to share! 5 & 1 favorite, Nigella Lawson might be doing an interview with me in the near future. BUT get this. I don't want to hog the attention. I'm asking YOU, the reader, to help! If you could ask Nigella ANY question in the world, what would it be? Leave it in the comment section or email it to me (stevethegoose@gmail.com). Remember, you represent the 411mania Universe, so a little decorum please.



So even though the information I shared last week was public information, a couple people at NBC didn't appreciate me suggesting you calling or emailing Jeff Zucker directly. If you missed last week, I talked about how Zucker is a moron and you should email him at jeff.zucker@nbc.com or call 212-664-2830. I guess that wasn't cool. It doesn't change the fact that Jeff Zucker is a moron and you should tell him so at the information I provided. Tell him Steve sent you! Oh, and NBC banned me from their Facebook page. Seriously.

A few weeks back The Great Captain Smooth had an excellent, excellent suggestion. He said in the comments: "An idea I had for a vote would be where your readers would say their first childhood "pop culture" crush. You could list them and then we vote for the best. The first one to make me tingle down there was Mary Poppins. I don't know what it was, but if Dick Van Dyke's "Bert" can nail her(and you know he did), then you know she'd be pretty easy. Just an idea." So, here it is. In the comments below (Wow, it might get jumbled down there!) list your FIRST CHILDHOOD POP CULTURE CRUSH!

To get the juices flowing...



THE HALL OF SHAME COMMENTBAG!
Time to give some shine to YOU, the good reading people. And your comments. While I won't be doing this every week, last week there were some gems that I wanted to share. But not in just any old comment area. I'm opening the doors to the HALL OF SHAME COMMENTBAG!



I post this column on Friday night and try to take a peek at it on Saturday, just to get reaction and have a hearty laugh at some of your comments. Some of them are hilarious. I'm going to start doing a better job responding and showcasing some of them here. Last week was another awesome week of comments. I don't know but it seems to me that I have a pretty good bunch reading out there. Not like those morons in the Wrestling section.

DeeRayMoore asked me a valid question. "Are you the horniest man on the planet or what?" So I turned to my girlfriend who is sitting next to me and asked her. She said...Sorry she's asleep from all the shaggin...Ah, that jokes too easy. She does tell me that I would be the result of a love child between Charlie Sheen and Warren Beatty. Take that for what you will. I look at the 5 & 1 as a service. A place to come to take a time-out and read some celebrity gossip, peep at beautiful woman, and talk manly things.

mp had another question for me when he asked, "Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel. WOW! You know Leno went off in the back after the show! "How could you guys let this happen? I looked like fool!" Kimmel just rose 100 points in my book!"
How do you know that Leno did that afterwards?
I didn't. It's called creative license. Believe me, from what's been written about him, I was probably pretty close.

OK, next up is Madness and DaMan. Something tells me they are one and the same. Madness gets started by saying, "Yeah and jimmy is on leno so that proves that leno show is better. Jay leno show was getting higher ratings on late night the wack ass conan late night. So why do you losers think conan is funny when since jay moved to 10 ratings went down for both show. And they made jay leno at 10 because his rating was good you idiots. And there are show on at 10 that are prime time shows so or course Jay isn't going to get good rating ar 10. I think it is just a bunck of losers who alway's stay home and stay on the computer and blogs about the feeling so they could feel good about you likengs rooting for the weak ass under dog. Leno > conan. Go on losers write you comments and feel good about your self. I am going to my girls how and bang her brains out. You go to your little porn sites after your done making your feelings feel good.

What. The. Hell. I don't even know where to begin and I don't know who was worse to you, your uncle or your step dad but good luck with all that. DaMan (WINK) had some thoughts as well. "Monica isn't all that and who the hell is maggie. And the idiot who said you guys are crazy if you wouldn't bang maggie well if she is ugly and have a nice body then if I am drunk I would... Sorry. I have to stop there. I couldn't take anymore.

Moving along is pl who said, "i thought this was a column and not a porn site...anyhoo, keep eliza and tequila, more pics of maggie!!! You say that like it's a bad thing! As someone who has several friends and an ex working in the industry, I take offense sir! Funny story: Last year Digital Playground and I were in talks to do a cross promotion where they gave us 25 Teacher DVDs to give out as prizes. It got the kibosh, but my column could be a whole lot more...adult. If you want some porn adult fun, then check out DP's newest feature called Fly Girls coming out February 16! A perfect Valentine's Day present! The trailer is hilarious. Oh, and I'll see what I can do about more Maggie pics, pl.

Touching on the the NBC drama is Dirk: "I'm going with Charisma, but only by a pube. Close matchup, because they're both sexy." AGREED "I'm with Team Conan, although I'd prefer to see Craig Ferguson at 11 PM. He seems like he'd be more accessible than Conan, Letterman or Jimmy. Craig vs Leno would be a REAL battle for ratings I think. What do you think, Goose?" Craig Ferguson has done an excellent job and is probably the most underrated guy out there. Honestly, who thought he would still be around? His monologue is strong and his interviewing style comes naturally. If CBS put some marketing and money behind him, he could be a force to reckon with after David Letterman leaves.

Thanks again for reading and keep those comments coming with questions and requests!

Now lets DANCE! (With respect and copyright to Stephen Randle)



WHO SAID WHAT?
"You steal the time. You steal a date, you steal a kiss, you steal a whisper. You sit next to each other on the couch with computers on your laps. After the kids are asleep you...well, you know. Whatever it is. You slip away for a night, which we've only just now done for the first time. Of course, I call home while we're away. Ben would be surprised if I didn't."

Jennifer Garner shares the secret of happy marriage with Ben Affleck. See, I drop a little science now and then.



Ben's a lucky guy.


VS
I meant to do this one earlier but it slipped the cracks. A friend emailed me this picture:



Pretty cool, eh? She included a note saying this is the battle she wants to see! So, put yourself in Brad Pitt's shoes and make a choice. Will it be your first wife, Jennifer Aniston or the mother of your many children, Angelina Jolie? The woman who's had commitment problems or the woman with father issues? The lady from Friends or Lara Croft?

Angelina Jolie VS. Jennifer Aniston



VOTE BELOW!


CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
I was going back and forth with dropping this Twitter section. It's fun to tweet, but is the news really that different than the usual below? But something last week got me thinking that maybe I just need to focus my attention on making some Twitter news rather than reporting on it. What if I started hassling Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt)? Or some other celeb and see what kind of response I get? Why not? Would it really disrupt the integrity of the 5 & 1? Stay tuned!

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5 THINGS ABOUT KAYDEN KROSS YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
The newest member of Digital Playground makes her way to the 5 & 1! If you didn't know her name before now, get ready because she's going to be making waves in 2010! Let's get to know Kayden Kross a little bit better, shall we?

1. She began stripping at the age of eighteen to earn extra money to purchase a pony that was going to be slaughtered.
2. Kross has appeared in several episodes of The Block and Family Jewels.
3. She was named Penthouse Pet of the Month for September 2008.
4. Kross will portray the role of Elin Nordegren in Tiger's Wood.
5. Kayden co-hosted the 2010 AVN Awards show, along with Kirsten Price and Dave Attell.

And now you know...



Her blog is a pretty good read. Check it out!


VIDEO-O-GO-GO
I'm half tempted to make this the honorary Johnny Carson spot. I spent half the day watching old clips and had to share this with you. Johnny killed it with, "That bear is hungry!" Absolutely classic!




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!



Cease Fire!
First, this past week of The Tonight Show just proved what Conan was capable of and that NBC was hampering him. But...it is done! Conan O'Brien is out and Jay Leno is in. I know you all have reached the tipping point about Late Night news, so let's wrap this up.

FACT In the September 27, 2004 issue of Entertainment Weekly Leno said the following:

"In 2009, I'll be 59 years-old and will have had this dream job for 17 years...When I signed my new contract, I felt that the timing was right to plan for my successor, and there is no one more qualified than Conan. Plus, I promised [my wife] Mavis I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60."

FACT On March 4, 2007, according to the New York Post, the Leno does an about face and is unhappy about NBC's plans to replace him with Conan in 2009.

FACT On July 15, 2008 the Huffington Post reported:

"…on Monday's Tonight Show, Jay Leno hinted at a possible future with ABC while reading the segment, "Headlines." Leno held up a TVWeek cover that said "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno…starring Jay Leno on ABC." Then, Leno joked, "It's like a headline from the future!"

Soon after The Jay Leno Show is announced, an idea championed by Jeff "Sucker" Zucker.

You know the rest. I just don't want the Jay Leno folks out there rewriting history or claiming Leno was forced out and is innocent in all this. And while Conan is gone, he went out in style! The $2 million Bugatti sports car? NICE! O'Brien told the crowd, "The good news is until NBC yanks us off the air, we can pretty much do whatever we want and, this is the best part, we can do whatever we want and they have to pay for it. So for the rest of the week we're going to introduce new comedy bits that aren't so much funny as they are crazy expensive." According to Conan, that bit will cost the network about $1.5 million. Pee Wee Herman? Brilliant! I loved Adam Sandler sharing the story of how he and Chris Farley were fired from Saturday Night Live. It was a great week of comedy. See you soon Coco!



It's not too late! If you're Team Conan write or call Jeff Zucker, the head of NBC at jeff.zucker@nbc.com or 212-664-2830. Do it before they change the email and number!


The Woman With 1000 Faces!
I tried to avoid this story. It's an obvious ploy to keep the media tuned in. But it worked. From fake kidnapping to cheap weddings, these two know how to string celeb starved tabloids along. Hey, I'm reporting it so I'm guilty! When Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day,she kept her plans secret from friends and family. Wow. 10! I'm still kinda shocked at that. Fast forward nine weeks after her surgery and Montag is dealing with the reaction of her mom, Darlene Egelhoff. "I still can't believe I'm 23 and mom is reacting this way," Montag told People.com. "I'm nervous to go home and face her, especially with cameras rolling." If I looked like that, I would be scared as well. A source close to the family told People that Egelhoff "is horrified and having a total breakdown. She can't wait to confront Heidi when she goes home." Montag's mom, who lives in Colorado where the reality star grew up, will get her wish soon. "Heidi is planning to head back to her small town of Crested Butte very soon," says the source. Her mom raised her well enough to think Spencer Pratt was a good catch, I don't think anything she's going to say will change her.



The before and after and after.


Oh, and Spencer Pratt had some plastic surgery as well. Just remember, you can't change who you are on the inside!



Speaking of...
Awards season are hard on actresses. think about it. Got to get all dressed up for the award shows and red carpet. The constant flash, the scorn of what you're wearing. It's crazy. People who have no clue commenting and blogging your outfit, hair, and makeup. This year is no different. The Golden Globes last Sunday was a prime example. The New York Times, which posted two separate blog items Monday, riled readers, when they crossed the boundary between commenting on style and passing judgment on physique. I think the writer should have a picture of themselves next to their articles. Just a thought. Would you want the 411mania writing team to start that? Hmm. The first of the Times items, written by Andy Port," inquired whether or not some of the actresses seen at the Golden Globes on Sunday had "put on a little weight," and suggested that the evidence could be seen in their upper arms, while noting that the actresses newly developed "curves" are sexy. Eh. The wording isn't the best. But it's the second item, written by Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn, about Mad Men actress Christina Hendricks that got me. Hendricks was lambasted for wearing a peach-colored strapless gown that, in Horyn's opinion, wasn't a "game-changing dress that people would talk about." She also quoted an anonymous stylist as saying, "You don't put a big girl in a big dress. That's rule number one." The controversy was compounded by the allegation that the Times ran a doctored photo of Hendricks that made her appear more squat. The Times has since posted a note that said the photo was altered inadvertently due to an error in routine processing. Right...WINK. Here's that photo.



Darn inadvertent error to routine processing!


Welcome back Mr. Phoenix!
I was watching Gladiator the other day and it got me thinking, "What's up with Joaquin Phoenix right now? Where's he been?" BOOM! A little research showed me that the album Phoenix recorded is being hailed as a masterpiece. "He's a Beatles, Oasis, Bowie-style songwriter. I hold it in that high esteem," L.A. musician Julian Shah-Taylor told E! News. "He's accomplished just about everything anyone could accomplish as an artist. So coming out with a brilliant album of great music would not surprise anybody, and I think that's maybe why he didn't release it...And I think it's better to have some secrets, and I think Joaquin's secret is his prodigious music talent." SCREECH! Hold on. He's not going to release it? That bearded tease! This album was recorded during a couple of months in 2007, before Joaquin's infamous appearance on Letterman last year, when he hid behind sunglasses and a bushy beard and refused to give more than monosyllabic answers. Julian has not worked with Joaquin on his hip-hop projects but he told E! he believes "he's quite capable of whatever he turns his hand to...Whatever it is, it will be genius, because I think he's close to genius." Casey Affleck shot a documentary about Phoenix's experience.

And he's bearded...NO MORE! Phoenix, Miley Cyrus, and Liv Tyler appear in a new online video promoting the suicide prevention website TWLOHA.com. Give it a peek, it has a good message and a fun vibe.



Late Night: Which side are you on?
CNN had a great clip where they asked celeb's their thoughts on the late night fiasco NBC has caused. You get the feeling most of them would have loved to trash NBC but out of fear of reprisals, they held their tongue. Still, it was nice to see them show some love for Conan.






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

What a year 2009 was for her! Star Trek AND Avatar! Someone is doing something right! The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Zoe Saldana!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Zoe Saldana!




You can still catch her in the number one movie ever...Avatar!


Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!

Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

*****The 411 Movies Top 5 TV Shows of the Decade (2000-2009) by Trevor Snyder.
*****Ten Deep: The Top Ten Best Movie/TV Presidents on Film by Mike Gorman
*****The UBS Evening Television & Movie News by George H. Sirois. For more info on his book go to http://excelsior2010.blogspot.com/ or see BELOW!
*****Around the World in 24 Frames: Amores Perros by Len Archibald
*****411 Fact or Fiction Movies/TV by Ben Piper This week Leonard Hayhurst and Joseph Lee debate!

Have you ordered Excelsior! yet? 411mania's very own George Sirois has penned what many are already calling THE book of 2010. Sending in your deposit early not only guarantees you a personally autographed copy of this book, but it also guarantees your name will be printed in the acknowledgements section in the back of the book. Who doesn't want to see their name live forever? Don't be the one missing out when you go to pick it up and you hear the words, "Sold out."



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Do you have something to say? A celebrity story? Juicy gossip? Shoot me an email at stevethegoose@gmail.com. Thanks again and be safe out there. And just chill...till the next episode...

When not writing for www.411mania.com, Steve Gustafson is enjoying a BBQ sandwich!

All pictures courtesy of www.people.com, TMZ.com, www.cnn.com, and www.imdb.com.


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jennifer aniston.

Posted By: Csonkamaniac III (Guest)  on January 22, 2010 at 11:04 PM

 
 
Montag is a famewhore, but would any of us turn that away? She is gorgeous.

Posted By: FUZEY (Guest)  on January 22, 2010 at 11:56 PM

 
 
Jennifer Aniston

Posted By: Charles (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 12:08 AM

 
 
Okay, 411Mania, who's hotter: Nigella Lawson or Christina Hendricks?

I mean, seriously, how can a guy choose?


Posted By: Zingy (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 12:17 AM

 
 
Jolie, by a landslide. Jen just seems like a total sad sack who represents the equally sad 40-something women of today. Brad Pitt showed the world how to upgrade, no one has come close since (looking at you Tiger).

Kayden Kross FTW too.


Posted By: Brad (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 12:36 AM

 
 
Poor Goose, you're gonna have a lot of comments lol My first childhood pop culture crush is Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie. Sounds kinda lame now :)

Posted By: paco smith (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 01:06 AM

 
 
Zingy, SAVE THAT ONE! I'll use it and give you full credit! hahaha

Don't forget your FIRST POP CULTURE CRUSH either.


Posted By: stevethegoose (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 01:27 AM

 
 
Craig Ferguson love... finally.

Oh and that pictures offensive to Donkeys.


Posted By: JBL (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 02:11 AM

 
 
Jennifer Aniston

Posted By: REBEL (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 03:48 AM

 
 
Angelina...she is a woman I would turn for and i think she would kick ass to keep her family together and she knows she has beaten Jen before...

Posted By: Melissa (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 04:16 AM

 
 
My vote's for Jennifer Aniston. First pop culture crush would be Olivia Newton John when I saw Grease..

Posted By: chAd_b (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 04:25 AM

 
 
My first celebrity crush was probably Christina Applegate. Kelly Bundy FTW!!!

Posted By: Spaghett (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 06:06 AM

 
 
Angelina Jolie all day everyday

Posted By: slurper (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 09:07 AM

 
 
Kristy McNichol !

Posted By: Angry Bear (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 09:38 AM

 
 
First crush - Scott Baio

I do-ah the cha-cha for Chachi!


Posted By: Big Fat Fag (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 09:39 AM

 
 
Steve, thanks for using the idea! Even though she isn't on the ballot, can I write in Christina Hendricks?

Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM

 
 
"Her mom raised her well enough to think Spencer Pratt was a good catch, I don't think anything she's going to say will change her."

If you'd seen Season 4 of The HIlls, you would know that Heidi's Mom was worried that Spencer was manipulating Heidi against her - and told him so over lunch.


Posted By: Guest#6936 (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 10:52 AM

 
 
I'd have to go with Jolie. As for first crush does Daphne from Scooby Doo count? When she was hypnotized and was wearing that purple tutu, it made me feel funny in my swimsuit area.

Posted By: nrh (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 12:03 PM

 
 
!st crush... Linda Carter; Wonder Woman.

Posted By: Guest#0406 (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 12:49 PM

 
 
First pop culture crush:

Either Daphne from Scooby Doo or Jessica Rabbit. I remember seeing Who Framed Roger Rabbit? in the theater and I was seven years old. When Jessica came out and started singing I think I was acutely aware of why I was given a penis: to have it stiffen up whenever a curvy woman with huge breasts showed up.

No wonder I likes me some Nigella Lawson and Christina Hendricks...


Posted By: Zingy (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 01:56 PM

 
 
First pop culture crush? Hmmmmm...that's a tough one. I think it would have to be Punky Brewster. She would later be trumped by Kelly Kapowski (Tiffany Amber Thiesen)

Posted By: GeeSpotter (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 03:04 PM

 
 
ANISTON by a MILE!

Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 03:54 PM

 
 
From Full House, Stephanie/Jodie Sweetin. The feeling is embedded in my brain.

Posted By: SNM (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 04:24 PM

 
 
Nigella Lawson, do you like to take it up the ass?

Posted By: Mortal Sin (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 06:05 PM

 
 
Lara Croft.

Posted By: Jeremy (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 06:53 PM

 
 
I don't know if it was my first crush, but winnie cooper off the Wonder Years was a biggy.

Posted By: Denton56 (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 06:57 PM

 
 
nicole eggert from charles in charge and allysa milano from whos the boss

Posted By: Guest#2675 (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 07:08 PM

 
 
Daisy Duke! Look at that girl with them daisy dukes on! 1st pop culture crush....

Posted By: MadLiberator (Guest)  on January 23, 2010 at 11:23 PM

 
 
Im going Aniston. Her hotness has lasted a good 13 years. Angelina Jolie hasnt been bangable hot in about 5. All the kids and savin the world have made her a shell of what she used to be. Funny that she was at her hottest when she was with Billy Bob. Aniston actually got hotter after divorcing Brad.

Posted By: CL1 (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 12:06 AM

 
 
Damn, forgot about Olivia Newton John!

Posted By: Angry Bear (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 09:19 AM

 
 
Questions for Nigella Lawson:

Do you mind being called the "queen of food porn"?

If that isn't appropriate, I'd ask what she considers the best dish she has ever made. If she made one thing to demonstrate her cooking skills, what would it be? (the recipe or a link would be great)

How did she enjoy being a judge on Iron Chef America? Are there any plans to get her a more prominent spot on Food Network? (Rachael Ray is on 40 times a week while Nigella is on Saturday morning before dawn. That's total B.S.!)

Be honest; on your show, do you consciously flirt with the camera or does it come naturally? Is it a gift or did someone teach you? (one flirtatious smile from her does more for me than any tactless almost naked girl half her age)


For my first pop culture crush, it's Diane Parkinson from The Price is Right. That woman made my eyes widen six years before I hit puberty. Every time she was in a towel and Bob teased pulling it off I was on the edge of my chair.

For VS, it's Aniston by default. Angelina has always looked diseased to me, much like Pam Anderson post Home Improvement. If Jennifer got back the curves like when Friends first started and ditched the tan and bleach she would really do it for me again.

Ben Affleck may have made the biggest upgrade ever when he went with Garner over J-Lo. She's just as hot, will stay in shape longer, and seems more grounded.

Zingy, I choose Nigella by far. She has the looks plus a charm that jumps off the screen.


Posted By: Jason Douglas (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 11:29 AM

 
 
I cant decide on Jolie vs Anniston until i see side-by-side bikini pics....

Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 02:25 PM

 
 
Jenna Von Oy from Blossom

Posted By: Guest#5890 (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 05:05 PM

 
 
First crush: Justine Bateman - Mallory off of Family Ties. Her or April O'Neil from the TMNT cartoon... mm, yellow jumpsuits..

Posted By: Guest#1622 (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 06:05 PM

 
 
April O Neal from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted By: Anymus (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 06:51 PM

 
 
First pop culture crush: Debbie Gibson

Posted By: ZERO (Registered)  on January 24, 2010 at 08:27 PM

 
 
The guest who said Linda Carter was also a dead on pick for Crush. Hell, Debbie Gibson and Linda Carter in the Wonder Woman costume helped me through many lonely nights.

Steve, that cracks me up that you were banned from the NBC Facebook page. So much for you getting Carson Daly's job!

Speaking of Carson, I know that his show has become a joke even among the late night crew, but what's up with him? Did he even say anything regarding the NBC controversy, or did he just keep it quiet and hope to stay on the air a few more years?

Zoe is freakin' hot man... great choice for this week's 5 & Dame (Heh.. five and dime reference, I'm so lame.. woot I rhymed!)

I'd go with Angelina over Jennifer any day of the week. Jennifer just creeps me out for some reason. Maybe it's because she looks like her father, John Aniston. That damn Victor, he was such a bastard.

Heidi sucks and I think being around Prattbag would make me want to cut myself too, except I wouldn't have a surgeon do it.


Posted By: ZERO (Registered)  on January 24, 2010 at 08:47 PM

 
 
Angelina Jolie: Aniston continues to whore off Friends for every penny while Jolie is consistently applying herself and Changling proved she can act. Plus Jolie is hotter than Aniston and less clingy.

Posted By: The Dutch (Guest)  on January 24, 2010 at 09:57 PM

 
 
First celebrity crush was the spice girls, and I'd go with aniston these days.

Posted By: Juan (Guest)  on January 25, 2010 at 12:21 AM

 
 
First Crush? Alyssa Milano. No question about it. Or Kelly Kapowski...

Posted By: Todd Vote (Registered)  on January 25, 2010 at 11:46 AM

 
 
Definitely Lynda Carter for first crush, she could tie me up with her Magic Lasso anytime!
And definitely Angie over Jen, just because she could kick my ass and make me like it...


Posted By: OldSchool4Life (Guest)  on January 25, 2010 at 04:17 PM

 


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