The Hollywood 5 & 1 02.27.10: Hollywood Drama!
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 02.27.2010
Just when you think Lindsay Lohan hits bottom, she finds a way to keep digging! Is Two and a Half Men cursed? Tiger Woods keeps clawing for a comeback! Another sex tape from another reality personality. Conan O'Brien comes to Twitter, 5 things about Audrina Patridge, and Kate French is our "& 1" Model of the Week! All this and more inside!
BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of goodness. This is the place to visit to get your fill of celebrity gossip. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. Silently say, "Thank you."
So what else do I do around these parts? Let's take a look at all things Steve: Monday:Big Screen Bulletin. Avengers fantasy casting! Wednesday:The Silicon Valley 10 & 1. Top 10 DC Comic Characters That Should Be Video Games! Wonder Twin powers...ACTIVATE! Saturday & Sunday:The Hollywood 5 & 1. All sorts on nonsense last week. If you missed it, shame on you!
I haven't been crying and whining about it but a couple of weeks ago I busted up my hand a little...making typing difficult. I should be back at full strength next week!
Also, congratulations, farewell, and thank you to George Sirois! If you didn't hear, he's written his last UBS report for 411mania. We wish him all the best!
YES! Remember a few weeks back I asked, "WHERE IS PARIS HILTON?" It's like she heard me or something! And she didn't disappoint me either! Static cling or experimental fashion? Welcome back baby!
WHO SAID WHAT? "This past Thursday I flew to Montreal to promote my two lines, Winter Kate and House of Harlow 1960. And by flew, I mean I actually flew. My partners, Rick and Brian, let me be the co-pilot once again on their jet! It was so much fun! Now if only everyone else on the flight felt the same way."
Nicole Richie. Pilot. Would you fly with her?
I could see her serving peanuts.
VS
Reader ___________ had an awesome suggestion.
Then I tweaked it! How about some OLD VS. NEW? Classic VS. Modern? This week we start it off with 5 & 1 favorite Lindsay Lohan. It's no surprise she's been pushing for comparisons with Marilyn Monroe. She did a "homage" to her. But how does she stack up? And I'm not talking about in the drugs department. Or comparing bedpost notches. Here we go!
Marilyn Monroe VS. Lindsay Lohan
VOTE BELOW!
CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
The only news worth reporting out of Twitter this week:
"I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account."
That, my friends, is Conan O'Brien's bio description on his new Twitter account. YES!
5 THINGS ABOUT AUDRINA PATRIDGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Good thing it's not INTERESTING things because she's a dud. But I laugh when I see her lazy eye in action. Was that mean? OK, let's get to know...Audrina "Jimmy Eye" Patridge!
1. After moving to Los Angeles, she was hired for a job at Quixote Studios as a receptionist. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OMG! OMG! OMG! 2. She landed a minor role in Into the Blue 2: The Reef. Did Chad Webb review that? If not, email him and ask him to! The movie was released straight to DVD, in case you were wondering why haven't you heard of it. 3. Patridge has acted in seven Carl's Jr. commercials during 2009. Did you hear that? SEVEN! 4. In March 2008, nude pictures of Patridge were published online. Now we're getting somewhere! 5. Make up your own fact. I'm downloading pictures here!
And now you know...
Said nude pics were taken when she was, "...naïve, overly trusting of people, and inexperienced." And not talented.
VIDEO-O-GO-GO
Hey, I'm pretty open minded. But this one has me scratching my head and it ain't because it's dry. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS KID?
Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!
One Woman Circus!
I always scan the latest issue of People and pop onto their site to see what's crackin. Their not as mean spirited as TMZ and sometimes have a gem or two. It's rare when they swing things into the negative zone, but they sure did when talking about our favorite walking train wreck...Lindsay Lohan! Lohan's wild, screwed up life was all over the page. From partying to her "what the hell?" relationship with Samantha Ronson. Let's see what she has going on:
Lohan/Ronson. Single White Female much? This week, Lindsay showed up at Bardot Hollywood, where Ronson was DJing, and Ronson asked security to watch her until Lohan left. She wouldn't leave, and at the end of the night, you could tell she was waiting for Sam," an insider revealed. Reports also said that Lindsay pulled a similar stunt the night before, when she asked to have a table near Samantha Ronson. She was denied. Not good.
"She needs help. She needs to solve her problems," an anonymous source told the tabs. "She's just not taking care of herself," the source continued. Where would she even start? Her family? Her dwindling film career? While Lindsay says she drinks in moderation, there have been plenty of reports that she seemed "out of it." Most cases when she's been reported to be stalking/harassing/fighting with Ronson. Hey, there's one problem she can focus on.
All this is going to make a great Movie-of-the-Week one day. Where did she go wrong? How can she turn things around? Is that even possible? Is her family more harm than good? I might be crazy admitting this but...I kind of feel sorry for her.
What happened?
Yawn. Another Sex Tape Everyone.
If you're looking to make a splash in Hollywood, here's some advice: Don't waste time on auditions. Make a sex tape. Rozlyn Papa from The Bachelor is the newest "celebrity" to join the ranks of the naughty filmed shenanigans club. TMZ has learned the tape is being shopped to a variety of XXX companies all over all over L.A., including LiveJasmin.com. Kevin Blatt, a rep from the website, said he saw the tape and "it's definitely Rozlyn." Blatt claims the tape features Rozlyn performing "one sexual act with a well-endowed gentleman." And, for the record, it wasn't me! A rep for Papa tells TMZ the reality star has, "no knowledge of any tape." :WINK: And that's not all. Seems that one tape met another tape and they had children! YAY! Because someone is shopping "multiple" tapes featuring Papa. Papa's people have not taken any steps to block the person from selling the footage. Shocker.
I wonder if her dream was to be the next Paris Hilton?
Human Target!
Is this show cursed? Someone tell that kid to live clean! Jon Cryer, co-star of Two and a Half Men, was the target of a hit engineered by his ex-wife, according to the woman's ex-boyfriend. Wow. Now THAT is a bad breakup. According to documents filed in the custody battle between Cryer and ex-wife Sarah Trigger, Trigger's lawyer claims on December 21, 2009, Trigger told her that her ex-boyfriend, Eddie Sanchez, had said he was going to kill Cryer and Trigger's estranged husband, David Dickey. Trigger's lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, "Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez's father about this issue." According to Cryer's declaration, he notified Warner Bros. security on January 15. Cryer also states his co-star requested that "we do not film in front of a live audience." The documents do not ID the co-star but presumably it's Charlie Sheen. If there's one man who knows how to deal with drama...it's SHEEN! The FBI then launched an investigation but had no comment today when we called. Trigger's family law attorney, Vicki Greene, told TMZ, "Sarah has not threatened anyone, especially Jon and those are statements that are refuted and she has evidence to show that Mr. Sanchez has already recanted those statements to her. Just weird. And not the end of this story.
This picture is BRIMMING with Target jokes. Make your own below!
Tiger is Losing Electrolytes!
As suspected, Tiger Woods made the first move in his planned comeback/PR tour to release those jogging photos before his public apology. According to Jonathan Klein, CEO of Getty Images, Tiger's "people" approached him with the idea to shoot the pictures. Klein told CNBC, "We were approached and Tiger happened to know the photographer (Sam Greenwood) and has known him for a long time." Klein also claims Getty has made "very little" money from the photo, because they struck a deal with Tiger's camp to make it widely available to other wire agencies once they took it. So how do you think his image is doing? I mean, that trick had to work a little, and stop the "bleeding."
This just in. Gatorade dropped Tiger from their marketing plans. Back to the drawing board!
But what are THEY up to?
HELLO CHUCK!
Some of you might really like this one! Chuck Liddell and his lady friend were caught in the act...or were they? Turns out Chuck and Heidi Northcott agreed to do the revealing workout for a viral campaign for Reebok. Just another reason to love this guy!
Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.
The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Kate French! I like to bring a little freshness to the 5 & 1 every now and then. You all are very clear when you like...make that...when you DON'T like something. Let's see how Kate does.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Kate French!
We don't have enough wholesome shots! Here we go! Just need some pie and a glass of milk with an ice cube in it!
Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!
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Marilyn Monroe IS the icon. To me it should be between her and Betty Page.
Posted By: the dude (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 01:26 AM
when the hell did paris and nicole get so damn hot?!
Posted By: Guest#9086 (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 01:40 AM
Hey, I don't think that second pic is Kate French, whoever the hell she is. I think it's that gorgeous Christian girl from that model reality show on MTV, 8th & Ocean. Her name is Brit Koth.
Posted By: Why Do I know This (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 03:00 AM
I've probably seen BTTF 3 a few hundred times, and I NEVER noticed that......WTF is wrong with that kid!?!
Posted By: I'm Right!!! (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 04:21 AM
Marilyn Monroe easy win,she has more sex appeal and class in her little finger then Lindsay has in her entire body.Monroe=legend,Lohan=crack hoe
Posted By: Melissa (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 07:05 AM
How the fuck could you even compare Lohan and Monroe? Even early Lohan, before the lifestyle that has left her looking 15 years older that she is, back when she was smoking hot, can't even compare to America's sexual icon.
Posted By: tabasco (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Marilyn is the better of these two by a landslide
Posted By: dogpound7382 (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 10:22 AM
Ditto what Melissa said about Marilyn/Lindsey
Kate French fails for being inked up. It's like having your favorite meal in front of you, then finding a huge hair in it.
DX owes that Back to the Future kid tons of royalties, since we have proof he coined the term "Suck it!" long before they did.
Goose, I need a Nigella Lawson fix!
Posted By: Jason Douglas (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Kate French in the L word, look it up it's worth it!
Posted By: Guest#7089 (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Concerning the kid in BTTF3, it could be that it was the last take and he was motioning to a parent to come over and get an autograph, or he had an itch on his hand, or he is just a little freak.
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 11:36 AM
comparing marilyn to lindsay EPIC FAIL lindsay's name shouldn't even be said in the same sentence in mentioning marilyn monroe.
Posted By: seth (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 01:46 PM
So, you included a Target joke with the Jon Cryer story, but nothing about the fact that his ex-wife is named "Trigger"? For shame.
Then again, you probably don't want her pulling a Goldberg-ian "Who's next?" on you. Showing that you're far wiser than I.
Lindsay Lohan: how can she turn it around? How about moving to Nebraska, changing her name, and living the rest of her life as a humble farmer?
Am I the only one singing "The Tiger Bunch" when I see the picture of Tiger and his (alleged) mistresses?
And I know I've said this elsewhere, but Audrina's tatted-up sister is way better looking than Audrina.
Posted By: Will_Helm (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 03:06 PM
Monroe was a drug addicted whore.
Lohan is a drug addicted whore.
two peas in a pod really.
Posted By: TheRev (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 08:56 PM
Nice BTTF Clip,never noticed that. Also cool to see cuz they filmed that scene on the tracks just a few blocks away from where I used to live in SoCal. That's on the way to Hueneme Beach.
Posted By: FRS (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 10:50 PM
Lindsay Lohan looks like what Marilyn would look like today if she had lived long enough to do this "throwback" pictorial. Grandma Marilyn might even look better with the wonders of makeup and photoshop.
This column wins with the female hotness, and Paris and Nicole need to keep doing whatever they are doing in these pics.
Posted By: Guest#6129 (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 06:32 AM
Does anyone agree that Lohan looks like an old Diseased-Douche Bag-Whore
Posted By: The Real Truth (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 01:00 PM
Monroe vs. Lohan? When Lohan, or any number of so-called female celebrities, for that matter, can hold their own in a conversation about physics, that's physics, not psychos, then they are worthy of being compared to the one and only Marilyn Monroe. It's a nice compliment to MM by LiLo as far as the poses go, but I wouldn't go any further than that.
Posted By: guest (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Here's the weird thing for me. Monroe looks better in the B&W photo, but I think Lohan looks better in the color photo.
Posted By: JLAJRC (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 02:56 PM
Marilyn Monroe VS. Lindsay Lohan?
What next?
The Rolling Stones VS. The Jonas Brothers?
Seriously though, I wouldn't trust anybody who would choose Lohan>Monroe.
Posted By: Baron Skinny (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 05:00 PM
If you look close, it looks like the kid pissed himself.
Posted By: unplugged (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 08:46 PM
Marilyn Monroe may have also been a crack whore, but at least she was pretty. I'm prettier than Lindsey Lohan, and that's not sayin much for her...
Posted By: lilmac (Guest) on February 28, 2010 at 10:48 PM
I actually thought the Lohan pics were hot till I seen them next to the Monroe originals.
Posted By: Todd Vote (Guest) on March 01, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Kate French looks gorgeous. Good job. (Y)
Posted By: gene (Guest) on March 01, 2010 at 01:23 PM
Monroe was a drug addicted whore.
Lohan is a drug addicted whore.
two peas in a pod really.
Posted By: TheRev (Guest) on February 27, 2010 at 08:56 PM
Is that so?
Monroe is remembered 48 years after her death as a legend Lohan will not even be a blimp on anyones radar when she dies.Monroe was addicted to sleeping pills NOT cocaine or heroin and Monroe was and still is a Sexual Icon.
Lohan is nasty.The difference is Marilyn Monroe had class(you never heard of her running her car into a tree or falling drunkly onto the road)Lohan has no class(crabs yes,but class NOT).
Posted By: Melissa (Guest) on March 02, 2010 at 12:01 AM
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