The Hollywood 5 & 1 03.27.10: I, Mistress Edition
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 03.27.2010
A compete breakdown of the Jesse James and Sandra Bullock drama! Tiger Woods adds another mistress to his count! Heidi Montag plans to conquer Hollywood! Bad news for Jon Gosselin! 5 things about Katherine Heigl, another VS. double feature that includes Julia Roberts taking on Erin Brockovich and a battle between Bullock and Elin Nordegren! Plus, Denis Milani is our "&1" Model of the Week. Again. All this and more inside!
BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of goodness. This is the place to visit to get your fill of celebrity gossip and hot women. Some might say it's a contest to see who can stick in as many random pics of T & A to get traffic. Those people would be lame. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. You're very welcome.
So what else do I do around these parts? Let's take a look at all things Steve: Saturday & Sunday:The Hollywood 5 & 1. Gossip and hot women. Monday:Big Screen Bulletin. Movie news!
The 5 & 1 has a new sister! The Music 5 & 1 by Adam Hill. Another Steve franchise is The Silicon Valley 10 & 1. Justin Weinblatt ushers in a new era!
One more thing, I'm part of the management team for hip hop artist John Public. He just released a new mixtape and I'm spreading the word. Hit me up at stevethegoose@gmail.com for the free download. If you're not sure, just ask for a free sample and I'll shoot you over a couple of tracks to peruse with your ear.
Let me ask you a question. How was your week? Good? Bad? Guess what? It doesn't matter. Denise Milani welcomes you! See her again at the bottom!
WHO SAID WHAT? "I think sometimes people need to take a break just to take time off to see how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible. We just made the decision that we want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us."
This was back in September of 2009. Now more split rumors have come up for Kim Kardashian and her NFL boyfriend Reggie Bush. Is he cheating? Are they heading to a break up? And if he was cheating, would anyone pay attention with all the OTHER cheating going on?
Would you?
VS
I thought about this before but wasn't sure if anyone wanted them but JLAJRC asked for voting results, and dog gone it, I'm going to supply them. Results come from adding up votes on 411mania, emails to me, my Twitter, and Facebook. First up, in the Meryl Streep vs. Julia Child contest, Streep won handily 9 votes to 2. Those 2 were gag votes. I hope. In the second match up between Jenifer Lopez and Selena, shockingly, ended in a tie. No joke. Each received 21 votes. In the event of a tie...we all win!
This month we have another double feature! First up is the a very determined woman and the talented actress who portrayed her in a movie.
Julia Roberts VS. Erin Brockovich
VOTE BELOW!
Next are two woman involved in two high profile cheating cases. While one looks to be working it out, the other looks to be moving on.
Sandra Bullock VS. Elin Nordegren
VOTE BELOW!
CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
"Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats :/" That was tweeted by Lindsay Lohan after took a nasty tumble Tuesday night while out partying with her friends. She had been at the Trousdale club in West Hollywood earlier and the unfortunate incident took place as she was entering a friend's house afterward. Lindsay couldn't keep her balance in her stilettos, collapsed into a prickly cactus and had to be helped to her feet by photographers. The accident was the perfect storm of aggressive paparazzi and impractical footwear, not the result of her night on the town, she'll have her fans to know.
5 THINGS ABOUT KATHERINE HEIGL YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Is she misunderstood or just an unpleasant person? You hear a ton of rumors about her, but what's real and what's fiction? Let's get some info on Katherine Heigl!
1. Heigl was born in Washington, D.C. Another one close to me. 2. After the death of her older brother, her family converted to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Although she is no longer a "strong practicing Mormon", she stated that she hopes to "...find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish." Weird, I never saw her at any Stake dances. 3. She started her career as a child model with Wilhelmina Models. 4. She made her acting debut in the 1992 movie That Night. 5. Heigl has worked with Best Friends Animal Society on several projects including their Pup My Ride program. The program transports small dogs from high-kill animal shelters to other parts of the US where there is a greater demand for such dogs. Her involvement in this led her to give Best Friends a grant which would fund a year of the program.
And now you know...
After reading about her, she's OK in my book!
VIDEO-O-GO-GO
I'm seeing more and more of these types of videos. Where normal people are getting creative and drawing the attention of a celebrity. This one features Taylor Swift and a couple of guys. Creepy or funny? And how cool is Swift in this?
Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!
The Cheating Scorecard!
What a story this is developing into! You would have thought people would be tired of cheating scandals after Tiger Woods rewrote the blueprint, but it looks like this has enough intrigue to keep people coming back for more. So where are we at? Let's take a look!
* Sandra Bullock has remained out of the public eye since this broke. Which is a good move. Let everything fly around, settle, and then plan your next step. I am noticing that there is a slight backlash to Bullock but I think she'll weather this just fine.
* Jesse James has seen better days. BOY, has he seen better days. Just hitting the tabloids is a settled a sexual harassment lawsuit for $700,000 in 2007 that he was involved in but that wasn't the first time his unwanted sexual advances got him in legal trouble. Deann McClung, a former employee at Jesse's West Coast Choppers shop, filed a lawsuit against him in 2000 for wrongful termination, sexual battery and sexual harassment including groping and using his penis to touch her. Radaronline.com has the court documents: McClung states she was groped by James, "James touched and/or attempted to touch Plaintiff's intimate parts including her breasts. In addition, James touched/and or touch Plaintiff with his intimate part including his sexual organ."
Also, Law enforcement sources reported that a paparazzo called Long Beach cops and reported that his car had been vandalized outside of West Coast Choppers by, you guessed it, James. Cops arrived at West Coast Choppers and Jesse claimed the accusing photog had been stalking him. Jesse and the photog made citizen's arrests on each other. The cops did not take either person into custody, but they are investigating.
A fourth mistress is waiting for the right time to reveal herself. Meaning when the money is right! The unidentified woman claims to have had a three-year intimate relationship with Jesse that ended AFTER Michelle, came forward last week. She says she has the sexts and emails to prove it but is still debating whether to go public. (CHA-CHING!) I mean why even say anything if you're not sure. This is PURE money. This mistress has hired power attorney Gloria Allred, who represented Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James when they went public with their affairs with Tiger Woods. Man, Allred must LOVE this. Allred describes her client to Entertainment Tonight as a step up from Jesse's other mistresses. "I represent a beautiful model and business woman," Allred told ET. "[James] pursued her and he had strong feelings for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of texts, emails and photos. The relationship just ended recently after the scandal broke." Excuse me? A step up? I guess to Allred, if you you are beautiful and a model, it's cool to cheat with a married man. To her, it's MUCH better than having tattoos. Allred is a...well, I better be careful. She is a lawyer after all.
* Michelle McGee, AKA Prime Mistress, has figured out yet another way to make money off of Bullock's pain. She's launching a website where you can see what she looks like NAKED! For the cheap price of $9.95 you can see the same thing you saw for free on other websites that posted nude pics of her.
Funny, there used to be a time that when you cheated with someone's husband you were looked down on. Now it seems it's a platform to get famous and make money.
* Melissa Smith, alleged mistress #2, met up with UFC fighter Tito Ortiz at a trade show in San Diego. She's the one who released/sold her story to Star magazine. They met through MySpace. Nothing else exciting to report.
* Photographer Brigitte Daguerre told TMZ that she had sex with the James. "I'll be your monkey," one text from Jesse states. Brigette claims the pair exchanged 195 sexts, all of which she saved. Man, those texts will get you every time!
* James ' ex-wife, adult film star Janine Lindemulder has come out in support of Bullock . Despite a bitter Custody battle over 6-year-old Sunny, whom Bullock has helped raise,Lindemulder says she holds no grudges toward the actress. "If Sandra decides to keep a relationship gong with our daughter, I would in no way stop that," Lindemulder told TMZ, "Sunny loves Sandy and vice versa. She's welcome to be a part of every aspect of Sunny's life...[Sandra] has taken care of our daughter as if she was her own. She sacrificed much..and I will forever be indebted to her for that." Say what you will but I thought this was a brave on Janine's part. While Janine is no angel, she's doing what she needs to do to improve her life and only wants the best for her daughter.
There you go! Everything you didn't want to know about the ongoing drama! Where will it lead? Your guess is as good as mine!
I still think $9.95 is overpriced.
Tiger Keeps Racking Them Up! LAST CALL! THIS IS YOUR LAST CALL! IF YOU HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH TIGER WOODS, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN! LAST CALL! What is this? 15? 16? When did this guy have time to play golf? Devon James, a Florida online Porn Queen, is the latest woman to claim to have slept with Tiger Woods. James called the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show and described a two-and-a-half year affair with the golfer, according to RadarOnline. James says Woods paid her and another woman $2,000 each for a "two-girl party" in 2006. Sex films played in the background as the three had "dirty" sex, James said in the interview. "Dirty" sex? I wonder what constitutes dirty sex with Tiger? The Florida woman also says that Woods called her his "wh--e" in text messages, which would resemble extremely graphic texts he allegedly sent another purported mistress, porn star Joslyn James. He certainly has a type. An online escort listing from a St. Petersberg- and Tampa-based Donna James offers "companionship" services. $180 buys 30 minutes, $250 gets an hour and two hours go for $450. Kinda on the cheap side for that area, if you ask me. The poster, who claims to be "very sexy and playful" and promises "the time of your life," describes herself as 29 years old and claims to have performed at several porn web sites. At this point, nothing is going to shock the public, but it does make me wonder how many women have kept quiet about being with Tiger so they're not associated with those who already have "come out."
Oh, and in related news: James' husband is ecstatic she slept with Woods. It takes all kinds folks. All kinds.
Yep. He has a type.
The Second Coming of Dreamworks?
I can only imagine what type of films she would greenlight. **SHUDDER** After filming six seasons of MTV's The Hills, Heidi Montag is ready to say so long to the show that launched her reality career and dragged down so many IQs. "I'm so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress," when Montag told People about the news that the show will come to an end. I would say, "FINALLY," but the damage has been done. "There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7." Well, Aaron Speiser might disagree, but I'm not going to argue details with Montag. She's talking off the top of her head. We all remember how her dream of becoming a pop star never quite materialized...Latest figures are...not good, Montag says her movie career is moving full steam ahead. Let's count how many name-drops she can fit in: "After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project (for FunnyorDie.com) and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life," Montag says. Now that's what I call frothing the milk! She took very small happenings and turned it into her being the second coming of Denise Richards or something. Well, maybe not Denise. But what's making Montag so happy? "Getting to truly show the world my creative ability…while playing…different characters."
Really? I hadn't really seen much of the world clamor for more of her talking, singing, acting...really anything. One of the characters Montag wants to play is "a lifeguard named Summer" in a script she wrote herself. "I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!" And while that project has yet to be greenlit, Montag is as confident as ever that she'll make a splash in the film industry. Says Montag, "I'm now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!" Well, there you go. I will give a thumbs up to Pratt slowly fading into the background. Expect him to try and muscle his way back to get a little shine, but she might be cutting the dead-weight soon enough. We can hope.
I like pictures of her better without Spencer.
Bwahahaha!
It couldn't have happened to a better guy! Jon Gosselin is a single dude again. After less than two months together, Morgan Christie broke up with Gosselin a source confirmed to UsMagazine.com. "It's true," the insider says, explaining that Christie first initiated the split. "He's a mess and feels like a loser." He's just NOW feeling that way? Gosselin met Christie, a law school student, while snowboarding in Utah. Gosselin and Christie were inseparable during January's Sundance Film Festival in Park City, where they shocked partygoers. Shocked or grossed out depending on who you ask. "Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing," one witness told UsMagazine.com of the pair. "Anyone who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was." As Jon's ex-wife rehearsed for Dancing With the Stars in L.A. and at home in Wernersville, Penn., he had been staying at the "massive mansion" owned by his girlfriend's wealthy family. What about his eight kids back home? "Kate won't let Jon have extra custody," a source explained in a recent issue of Us Weekly. "She thinks they're better off with a nanny." Hey! She and I finally agree on something!
Did she smarten up or was it dumb luck?
One More Things for Guy's to Handle.
Where to begin with this one? HLN's Joy Behar talks with Jennifer Love Hewitt about what it is like to "bedazzle" one's...private area. Serious. And where to keep your inner bitc...well, watch for yourself.
Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.
The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Denise Milani! AGAIN! What can I say, she has a plethora of pictures to choose from. My girlfriend says it's OK for another week but put a stop to my attempts to interview her after she saw that I put Milani on my list of 5 celeb's I could...well, you know the rest. I don't expect any complaints from the peanut gallery.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Denise Milani! For the second time.
Who's starting the petition to get her acting more? Or at least a sit down interview with me!
Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!
Before I say GOODBYE!
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All pictures courtesy of www.people.com, TMZ.com, www.cnn.com, and www.imdb.com.
Denise Milani gets more than just a thumbs up from me.
Posted By: MBD (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 01:32 AM
I like big titays with crack smeared all over them!
Posted By: Tyrone Biggums (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 05:06 AM
What kills me the most about this whole thing is the headlines you see in the supermarket - when the whole Tiger thing was going down, and keep in mind El Tigre has, at present, nearly 4 times the mistresses Jesse James has, Tiger was presented as a jerk and a philanderer. Last night, while I was waiting to check out at my local supermarket, I scanned the headlines and saw, word for word, "MARRIED TO A MONSTER!" with a photo of Sandra Bullock. Now, is this because Sandra's the more famous of the pair (whereas Elin was just the really hot wife and Tiger was the famous one)? Or is it because Jesse James has tattoos and a less-than-savory reputation? Because to me, Tiger's the bigger douche - he's always cultivated this image (and continues to try to do so) that he's more than mortal, that he's above his fans and the media, and that he's completely infallible. That's obviously not the case (and, in the case of his sexts, he's actually pretty lame and more than a little creepy). Whereas Jesse's never really hid from his past and has always seemed more like a normal human being with shortcomings, just like the rest of us.
For VS, I'm going with Julia Roberts and Elin (Elin based only on those photos - if you'd included the photo of Sandra from last week or two weeks ago, she'd get my vote).
And Denise Milani is cartoonishly proportioned, but, in this case, that's not a bad thing at all (unlike Ice-T's Coco).
Posted By: Wyatt Beougher (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 07:43 AM
Brockovitch and Bullock for the win.
Posted By: Marksman (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 08:30 AM
I'm going to start calling Denise Milani "Smother Nature".
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt is all sorts of awesome! She really is my perfect woman.
Posted By: the dude (Guest) on March 27, 2010 at 04:43 PM
I have to go with Julia Roberts and Elin.
I can't believe how fast Jon Gosselin destroyed his life. It wasn't that long ago that people were on his side wanting him to dump his harpy wife and go find a good woman for him.
I would pay Michelle McGee to keep her clothes on.
Posted By: JLAJRC (Guest) on March 28, 2010 at 05:01 PM
Julia Roberts is just fantastic. She doesn't take herself too seriously and as an actress myself, I love that.
However, as a girl who doesn't like to take shit from people, I also love Erin Brockovich.
Plus, she has the better rack :)
Posted By: wonder(bra) woman (Guest) on March 28, 2010 at 07:03 PM
Roberts & Bullock For the win!
Posted By: Santa (Registered) on March 29, 2010 at 12:31 AM
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