The Hollywood 5 & 1 4.03.10: Cheating Heart Edition

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 04.03.2010

The Jesse James show continues as more shocking details come out! How much is Tiger Woods paying to keep the details of his affairs quiet? Anna Paquin wants you to know something! Who did Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag insult now? Plus, 5 things about Dita Von Teese, an epic VS between Christina Hendricks and Denise Milani, and Andie Beaven is out "& 1" Model of the Week! All this and more inside!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of goodness. This is the place to visit to get your fill of celebrity gossip and hot women. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. You owe me. Big time!

So what else do I do around these parts? Let's take a look at all things Steve:
Saturday & Sunday: Last weeks edition of The Hollywood 5 & 1. Gossip and hot women.
Monday: Big Screen Bulletin. Movie news!

Support the Hollywood 5 & 1's sister site! The Music 5 & 1 by Adam Hill.

And don't forget about the The Silicon Valley 10 & 1 by Justin Weinblatt!

Do you ever go to cnn.com? You do? Well then...maybe you saw the shiny star which is Al Norton on there last week. Mr. Norton was dropping some science all over the place. Head over to his Two Tivos to Paradise and share your kudos!

One more thing, I'm part of the management team for hip hop artist John Public. He just released a new mixtape and I'm spreading the word. Hit me up at [e-mail] for the free download. If you're not sure, just ask for a free sample and I'll shoot you over a couple of tracks to peruse with your ear.

I wanted to share a comment left by Wyatt Beougher from last week: "What kills me the most about this whole thing is the headlines you see in the supermarket - when the whole Tiger thing was going down, and keep in mind El Tigre has, at present, nearly 4 times the mistresses Jesse James has, Tiger was presented as a jerk and a philanderer. Last night, while I was waiting to check out at my local supermarket, I scanned the headlines and saw, word for word, "MARRIED TO A MONSTER!" with a photo of Sandra Bullock. Now, is this because Sandra's the more famous of the pair (whereas Elin was just the really hot wife and Tiger was the famous one)? Or is it because Jesse James has tattoos and a less-than-savory reputation? Because to me, Tiger's the bigger douche - he's always cultivated this image (and continues to try to do so) that he's more than mortal, that he's above his fans and the media, and that he's completely infallible. That's obviously not the case (and, in the case of his sexts, he's actually pretty lame and more than a little creepy). Whereas Jesse's never really hid from his past and has always seemed more like a normal human being with shortcomings, just like the rest of us."

Thanks Wyatt. You're a great example of the type of reader I like. You make a great point about the media's perception and how it changes to fit the type of story they want to present. I wish I had time, space, and your attention span to go into it, but every story can be formatted to fit the type of story you want to print. It comes down to what will sell the most magazines, what will get the most attention. In this case, Bullock is an ideal victim to the tabloids making James the ideal villain. The new details that come out, almost daily, just add to his "Oh, he's a bad boy with tats" image. With Tiger, the sheer number of mistresses was overwhelming and after 8 or so, people just had enough. Speaking of enough and Tiger, let's change gears.

Here's a little silliness! A restaurant in Thailand is playing it safe and has created a replica of Tiger Woods made entirely of condoms. It could have been worse.



WHO SAID WHAT?
"I did a movie a long time ago where I had to fly in a glider. You get towed up in the air by a plane, and it's loud and annoying. And at some point you pull the cord and you're suddenly floating, and in your mind it makes absolutely no sense. But it's exhilarating and terrifying at the same time. That's where I am now."

One classy lady. Susan Sarandon talking about the single life!



I'd walk her down the red carpet, if you know what I mean. Wait, that made no sense.

VS
Let's take a look at last weeks results! These come from adding up votes on 411mania, emails to me, my Twitter, and Facebook. First up, Julia Roberts vs. Erin Brockovich match, Roberts BARELY squeaks out a win with 6 votes to 5. In the second match up between Sandra Bullock and Elin Nordegren, it was another tight one and Bullock INCHES by Elin, 7 to 6. Nail biters, folks.

This week we return to our single match up format. Also, I don't think these two could share the spotlight with anyone! There wouldn't be any room. The always beautiful, Christina Hendricks takes on new 5 & 1 favorite, Denise Milani! Not for the faint of heart!

Christina Hendricks VS. Denise Milani



VOTE BELOW!

CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
I might have to rename this section the "Lohan-A-Mess-A-Go-Go!" Trouble is always on the menu when it comes to Lindsay Lohan and her father. If you you've been following her on Twitter, then you already know. Believe me, I scratch my head sometimes at her tweets. She should really have someone monitor her. Lindsay posted the following on her Twitter:
My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym "I told you to stop Linds this is the last time...and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you"

OK, it's no secret her dad is a leech. His concern for the welfare of his daughter is overshadowed by his craving for money and fame. I could write a book on the number of instances where he sold out his family for a little attention. But let's talk to Lindsay for a second.

Lindsay,
Look, it's obvious you are in trouble. The singing, the acting, even your charity work, is in a slump. You need to step outside the "Hollywood" circle and get help from someone who can see the big picture. Me. Yes, give me 6 months and I'll have you in the road to recovery. Because, you know and I know, everyone loves a comeback. Think about it.
Sincerely,
Steve Gustafson
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5 THINGS ABOUT DITA VON TEESE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
I was going to focus mainly on actresses who had projects coming up but I kept coming back to the one lovely lady again and again. Let's get to know Dita Von Teese a little better!

1. Dita was born Heather Renée Sweet. She started using the name Dita in 1991, where she performed in clubs.
2. Von Teese began her career in a local strip club when she was eighteen, where she was disappointed with the lack of originality in other dancer's acts.
3. She currently splits her time between her homes in Hollywood and Paris.
4. She is a collector of vintage china, particularly eggcups and tea sets.
5. She has also spoken of several lesbian experiences including a long-term relationship with a woman when she was 20. She has been dating French aristocrat, Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac since April, 2009.

And now you know...



Classique!

VIDEO-O-GO-GO
This was making a lot of waves on Monday, and if you haven't seen it...SPOILERIt's fake. What looked to be the GREATEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER, turned out to be a cool little viral video. Still, these kids nailed Scarface, I wonder how they would do with Goodfellas?




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!



TMI!
Can this story go anywhere else and surprise us? I don't think so. Let's hit the updates on the Jesse "How Much for That Stripper in the Window" James:

* Life & Style claim James visited a San Diego strip club that employed alleged mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee on multiple occasions, paid a lot of money, and ended up receiving oral sex from her in a private room. He also, they say, got a hand job from another stripper. Hey, who hasn't? Oops. If what McGee has said is true, the pair had already met elsewhere and started having sex before James came to visit her at work. Here's what the press release says: Life & Style has learned that Jesse James laid down major dough for the chance to get naughty with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. An insider at the Club Fantasy in San Diego tells Life & Style exclusively that Jesse visited the strip joint four times last summer, paying $400 an hour to take Bombshell into the dark VIP room alone. "[The club] comped him admission," the insider tells Life & Style. "But he always paid to be with her. One time, she was on her knees giving him [oral sex]. It's not something the club allows, but he is who he is. She bragged about doing it to him. His appetite was insatiable. Jesse spent additional money for another Club Fantasy stripper during that visit. As soon as Michelle was done giving him [oral sex], he grabbed another one of the girls," continues the insider. "He was pretty aggressive with her. He was pulling her bathing suit aside. He wanted her to do what Bombshell did, but she wouldn't do it. It looked like she used her hand instead."

Looks like everyone is trying to ride this gravy train. Still, a representative for Club Fantasy told Life & Style: "Jesse James was at the club. But we do not condone that sort of behavior." **WINK**

* Skip this if you're eating or plan on eating anytime soon. James had all sorts of sex while he was married to Sandra Bullock, including last year's foursome with a man and two women that may or may not have involved a latex glove.
Another Life & Style press release: In an exclusive interview with Life & Style, tattoo artist and owner of Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, Eric McDougall, and receptionist, Skittles Valentine, confess to having a freaky foursome with Jesse James and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee last June, and Skittles had intercourse with Jesse without a condom.
The racy encounter took place one drunken night after the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival last June while Sandra Bullock was busy promoting The Proposal. "Michelle came into my shop and was like, 'I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend,'" Eric tells Life & Style. "I recognized Jesse right away." After Eric filled in Jesse's octopus tattoo with a little color free of charge, Jesse and Bombshell went to a liquor store downstairs and returned with booze to lighten the mood. Michelle made the first move, kissing Skittles, and then they all found their way to the tattoo parlor's private back room. "Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles," says Eric, noting there was never a mention of Sandra. "Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex," Skittles tells Life & Style exclusively. "I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute." The foursome ended only when Bombshell got jealous of Skittles spending too much time with Jesse, and the two ended up in a hair-pulling, knock-down fight! (Requests for comments from Jesse and Michelle were not returned.) While Eric can't recall if he used protection during the more intimate part of the night, Jesse didn't use any protection. "Maybe I used a latex glove," says Eric. "I don't know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off."

* A source told Radaronline.com that Jesse cheated on Sandra just weeks into their marriage in 2005. "Jesse admitted to Sandra that he has been cheating since weeks after they were married," the source said. While he was having all this unprotected sex, Jesse also got a mistress pregnant, Radaronline.com reported. The source said that Jesse knew about the pregnancy, and the mistress did not have the baby. You know, at this point, I can't imagine if there is ANYTHING about this affair that we don't know.

* Shockingly, Jesse is currently in rehab, reportedly for sex addiction. **WINK**

Let this be a lesson to you cheaters out there!



How much would you pay?

CHA-CHING!!!
Wow. Maybe I should have said I had an affair with Tiger Woods. Mistresses numero uno, Rachel Uchitel settled with Tiger for...man, this can't be right, can it?...$10 million! Stay in school kids. There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the eve of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 - 5 million. But TMZ sources said Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that his team didn't hold back and went ahead and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement. Makes you wonder what her story was going to be, doesn't it? They went on to say several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. Rachel must have the golden knowledge then. I wonder if anyone would have offered her more than that to write a book? Reports say that Elin could get $300 million under the prenup are unfounded, and totally crazy if true. It's more likely the prenup is in the $5 to $10 million range, with provisions for support. Tiger better get back on the course. He has A LOT of mouths to feed.



That's a lot of dog food.

Give Spencer the Tomahawk Chop!
Running Bear and White Wolf. Do those two names conjure up images of reality television couple? Do you find their careless naming offensive? I do. And several Native American groups are lashing out at the reality stars over their "ignorant" name changes as well. After the people formally known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced their new names, TMZ spoke with a rep from the Rosebud Sioux Tribe of South Dakota, who said, "Continued stereotyping such as this by people ignorant of our traditional ways is very disrespectful and only hurts our efforts to curtail these stereotypes." The rep claims they're especially upset because "The names they have given themselves are legitimate names in our tribe." The National Indian Education Association added, "They have taken an inaccurate stereotypical approach to enhance their public image which is offensive to our diverse American Indian cultures." They add, "We hope they are taking their 'self-improvement' journey seriously." They're not. And to let me make something clear to these proud and respected people:

We found Heidi and Spencer offensive BEFORE they changed names.



No Spencer? No problem. I don't know where this picture falls in her plastic surgery scale.

My Name is Steve and I'm Straight.
See, that doesn't have the same impact. I was hesitant to run this because a person's sexual orientation shouldn't be news. (SEE: Ricky Martin). We, as a society, hype this stuff up and it gets out of control. True equality will come when we stop using labels to categorize one another.

Anyway, Anna Paquin is bisexual. There. It's out. In a new public service announcement to spread awareness for hate crimes, provided by the Cyndi Lauper-backed organization We Give a Damn, the True Blood actress revealed her sexuality along with a host of other celebrities, gay and straight. Paquin, who is currently engaged to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer, joined Wanda Sykes, Elton John, and Whoopi Goldberg to encourage others to speak up on the need for equality. And those are far from the only A-listers attached to the project. In a separate PSA, featuring Jason Mraz, Kim Kardashian, and Cynthia Nixon, Paquin says, "Imagine going to work everyday and not being able to share your life with your co-workers out of fear of being let go." Wait, did they segregate the gays in one PSA and the straights in another? That doesn't sound right, does it? Seriously though, treat each other nicely folks.



Phallic symbol? What phallic symbol?

The Chin Continues to Plea For Friends.
Is Jay Leno in a no-win situation to get people to like him? This interview comes off...staged. He just doesn't have that likability factor that makes me want to root for him. Especially after everything I've read, seen, and heard. What do you think? Has your opinion changed or stayed the same, good or bad, about Leno?






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Andie Beaven! Now, I don't know about you, but it's always kind of sexy to find out a hot model not only reads...but likes your stuff. And by stuff, I mean writing. Andie here not only READS the 5 & 1 but she's made suggestions that have proven to be popular in the VS. arena. Thank her for last weeks. Still, it was cool to be able to chat with her on Twitter and even cooler that she was cool (That's a lot of cools, I know) with being the "& 1" Model this week. I won't get creepy and say I stared at her pics on her website for a long time...but it WAS a hard decision just picking two. Sheesh, that just sounded creepy. All right, check out her site and support her Facebook Fan Page for more pictures and details on her acting!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Andie Beaven!



Check her out at www.andiebeaven.com!

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!

Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

*****The 411 Movies Top 5 Sword & Sorcery Movies by Trevor Snyder.
*****Ten Deep: The Top Ten Most Needed Spider-Man Movie Villains by Mike Gorman
*****Furious on Film Movie News: The Aykroided Edition by Arnold Furious.
*****Around the World in 24 Frames: The Battleship Potemkin by Len Archibald Len is away this week so reread last weeks!
*****411 Fact or Fiction Movies/TV by Ben Piper This week Porfirio Diaz and Jeremy Thomas debate!

Finally, if you have some down time and are looking for a great place for great fun, check out Tiger Flash Games!

Do you have something to say? A celebrity story? Juicy gossip? Shoot me an email at [e-mail]. Thanks again and be safe out there. And just chill...till the next episode...

When not writing for www.411mania.com, Steve Gustafson is finding Easter eggs in weird places.

All pictures courtesy of www.people.com, TMZ.com, www.cnn.com, and www.imdb.com.