The Hollywood 5 & 1 04.10.10: Celebrity Second Chances Edition!
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 04.10.2010
Should Sandra Bullock take Jesse James back? Dustin Diamond in trouble again! Are you man enough for Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy break-up through Twitter! Should Kate Gosselin pose for Playboy? 5 things about Holly Madison, a classic VS. between Audrey Hepburn and Ursula Andress, and Sophia Vergara is our "& 1" Model of the Week! All this and more inside!
BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of goodness. This is the place to visit to get your fill of celebrity gossip and hot women. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. So stop acting all ungrateful up in here!
Last week our "& 1" Model was the beautiful and sexy Andie Beaven. Not only is Andie a model and an actress, but she's a valued reader of 411mania! Since you all kept it pretty respectable in the comments (Not so much in the emails. Some of you are pretty sick. And what makes you think I want to read fan-fiction starring YOU? C'mon!) I asked Andie if she would help out on something. She's a sport and said, "YES!" I'm opening up the comments AND the email (stevethegoose@gmail.com) for a ASK ANDIE section in the 5 & 1. YOU send in the questions and Andie will supply the answers. Keep them in the realm of respectability. I'll pick the 3 best to forward to her and you can see her answers next week!
Besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.
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How did I miss Lindsay Lohan's new tattoo on her arm? WOW! She really needs constant supervision so these types of things don't happen. Any volunteers?
And since I need to have a little Tiger Woods news; how funny was this? A enterprising mind took to the skies over the Masters with these banners streaming behind him. Gotta hand it to this guy. He's got golf BALLS!
WHO SAID WHAT? "There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one."
Can't get anymore clear than that. Sandra Bullock broke her silence about her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there's a sex tape with her and husband, Jesse James.
I don't know what her next project is going to be, but is the media going to be out for that!
VS
Let's take a look at last weeks results! I really, really, really thought it was going to be closer. When I put Denise Milani up against Christina Hendricks, I thought the internet was going to shutdown from the sheer hotness! But you all certainly answered the call, leaving no question that Hendricks is the new queen of the 5 & 1! These come from adding up votes on 411mania, emails to me, my Twitter, and Facebook. Hendricks pulled away early, and while Milani put up a great fight, she just couldn't overcome that initial burst of love you all showed Christina. The end result: Hendricks 34. Milani: 12.
The great Adam Hill from the Music 5 & 1 is awesome. Truly. He has forwarded me a number of interesting articles, including this. Seems Radio Times ran a poll asking men and women who their favorite female movie icon was. The women picked Audrey Hepburn as their number one, while the men voted Ursula Andress as their favorite. So let's match them up and see who takes it! Just to let you know, it's chose classy pics for classy ladies. It's impossible to "trash" these two up for today's standards. I figure you have the rest of the column for that.
Audrey Hepburn VS. Ursula Andress
VOTE BELOW!
CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
Times have changed. Used to be a break-up was hidden from the public out of fear of hurting a actor's reputation, i.e. his box office clout. Nowadays they jump on Twitter, one tweet, and it's done! Jim Carrey's PR rep instructed his client and Jenny McCarthy to Tweet the news of their split only after discovering the story had leaked to Star magazine, according to the tabloid's editor. "We put the story to bed Monday, and when his rep (Marleah Leslie) called our Los Angeles office to confirm that it was on a cover box, she told Jim to send the Tweet," editor-in-chief Candace Trunzo told PopEater. The new issue of Star, which only became available on Wednesday, attributed the split to the pressure Carrey's admitted battle with depression had put on the relationship. It also claimed the couple had already trialed "mini-breaks."
Carrey shocked the world, and sabotaged Star's exclusive, by tweeting on Tuesday: "Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best!" McCarthy Tweeted separately: "I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."
Compared to how recent tabloid events have been filled with cheating, lying, and hurtful words, this is the most professional and respectable break-up I can remember. I don't know how to react to that.
5 THINGS ABOUT HOLLY MADISON YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
I honestly thought she'd drop off after leaving her reality show, Girl's Next Door, but she's managed to stick around. Let's get to know Holly Madison a little better!
1. Holly was born Hollin Sue Cullen. 2. She attended Portland State University for two years as a double-major in theatre and psychology. 3. To afford college tuition, she competed to become a Hawaiian Tropic model and worked at Hooters. After being noticed, she began to receive invitations to the Playboy Mansion. 4. She has had her lower back tattoo of the Playboy Bunny removed. 5. In 2009, she attempted a Guinness World Record rallying women from all over Las Vegas to hold the World's "largest bikini parade ever", winning the title.
And now you know...
It got my attention.
VIDEO-O-GO-GO
I'm still laughing at this. Check out Red Letter Media's newest review of Attack of the Clones. If you're not familiar with Mr. Plinkett and why I'm pimping a new review of an 8 year old movie then you obviously haven't seen his 70 minute long review of The Phantom Menace. He makes some excellent points!
Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!
What Would You Do?
All right, close your eyes. Wait a minute. Don't close your eyes. You can't read with them closed. OK, try to put yourself in Sandra Bullock's position. What would you do?
Jesse James is desperate. As he continues undergoing treatment for personal issues (and repair any professional damage to his fame), James has one wish. "When all is said and done, he wants the same people who were living in his house before all this happened to still be living there," his attorney Joe Yanny told People. "And he wants to save his marriage with the woman he loves more than anything in his life." That Yanny, he knows how to write a great statement, I'll give him that. James, who checked into the treatment facility last month after allegations of infidelity against wife, "is doing as well as he can be," says Yanny. "He's focusing on what he's doing and trying to make himself better." His lawyer also believes the media has gone too far with constant coverage and by naming the treatment facility. "The First Amendment was not meant to cover the sexual lives of people who are not in office," says Yanny. "This is sheer voyeurism and bullying, pure and simple. It's disgusting." You know what else is disgusting? Sex with Michelle McGee.
So if you were Bullock, would you take him back? Let me know below!
The party is over!
You Could Be Next!
Are you man enough to date Jennifer Love Hewitt? Liar. Anyway, Hewitt's split with Jamie Kennedy reportedly had nothing to do with any infidelity. I mean, c'mon. Look at him. (Kidding Jamie!) But the actress has been down that road in previous relationships. Asked by Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday if she's ever been cheated on, Hewitt replied, "Yes. A lot." Without identifying the guilty parties, the actress proceeded to count the ways in which she has found out about boyfriends' extracurricular activities. "Once I found out on television" by seeing the two together, she said. "That was awesome. Another time I found them together. (The woman) was someone I had known. That was not good. And then another one I sort of had a feeling about, and I found phone stuff."
Hewitt goes into detail about the ups and downs of her love life in her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid. Her relationship with Kennedy, her castmate on the CBS show, Ghost Whisperer seemed to be solid. She spoke of Kennedy saying, "I meant the things I said in the book, and he really did teach me a lot." She went on to say, "We're sort of opposites. I'm sort of this gushy, hopeless romantic, and he's sort of a realist. And so he really taught me to look at the reality of love, whereas maybe I sort of had my head in the clouds before." Hewitt wasted no time and seem to have a new man, Jenny McCarthy's ex-husband, actor-director John Asher. But don't worry. Something tells me she'll be back on the market. So be ready.
Who would have ever thought I would be jealous of Jamie Kennedy?
The Dirty Diamond!
Oh Screech! Whatever will we do with you? Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond may have to go back into adult film because he's in trouble again. Wells Fargo Bank just filed legal papers, claiming Diamond is more than $290,000 behind on his mortgage. The bank wants to foreclose on the property, located in Ozaukee County, Wisconsin. This is nothing new for Dustin. You may remember that he avoided foreclosure back in 2006 by selling "Save My House" t-shirts for $15 a pop. At least that's what I think he did to save his house. **WINK**. No word what type of stunt he's doing this time.
And he's not the only celeb with money troubles. We won't even discuss Nic Cage. I just don't have the space. But I do have space for Donald Faison from Scrubs. Luther Burbank Savings just filed a lawsuit, claiming he hasn't been paying the mortgage on an apartment complex he bought in Inglewood, CA for $525,000 back in 2008. The bank claims Faison hasn't paid a dime or a nickel since November and wants permission to initiate a foreclosure action. The bank is also suing for $514,657.76. Maybe he and Diamond can move in with each other and do a little reality TV set-up. Just an idea.
I read his book. Horrible.
Since I didn't want to leave the taste of Diamond in your brain, here's some Kim!
Even Playboy Has Standards.
Think about this one while you're eating. Kate Gosselin was all over the tabloid covers this week, but there is one magazine she won't be gracing anytime soon. When E! Online asked Hugh Hefner about the possibility of Gosselin posing for Playboy, Hef replied, "No! No!" He also expressed confusion over her placement on Dancing with the Stars. "I don't think she's a celebrity," he said. BURN! Meanwhile, Playgirl has extended Jon Gosselin a bargain basement offer to pose nude, $20,000 plus $10,000 for every penis inch over four. WHOA! From what I hear, he'd OWE them money.
What do you think? Would you buy Kate in the pages of Playboy? I'm not even going to ask about Jon.
Would Kate look great?
WHO is up for WHAT?
Double WOW! The National Enquirer is up for a Pulitzer Prize for their reporting on the John Edwards cheating scandal. I never expected this. In fact, NO ONE expected this! Deserving? Or is Pulitzer slumming it?
Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.
The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Sophia Vergara! After last weeks VS. I started searching for the next challenger to put up against Hendricks. Could Sophia be the one? Right now it doesn't matter. Just enjoy the view!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Sophia Vergara!
The real question: Could she stand a chance against Christina Hendricks?
Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!
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Kate in Playboy? Why not? Maybe she could teach the photographer how to do the shoot. Hasn't she been teaching her dance partner how to be a better dancer? Gotta be one unhappy, insecure person to want to control people as much as she does.
Posted By: guest (Guest) on April 09, 2010 at 11:20 PM
1. Ursula Andress
2. Sandra should just stay away
3. Why pay for the magazine with Kate in it when it'll be easy enough to find the pics on the internet around the time it hits the newsstands.
Posted By: Charles (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 12:01 AM
she is Way hotter with the hair extensions and the lift up bra. But some serious photo shopping would have to take place. When they get done with her it wouldnt even look like her. False advertising.
Posted By: tonyt (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 12:52 AM
Sandra should have never married that piece of white trash in the first place but he does make some sweet rides.
Posted By: Wisecracker (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 02:04 AM
Bullock should just stay away from that wreck for sure. As for Kate in playboy Hugh said it best. She has nothing I care to see, no tits no ass forget about it.
Posted By: Captain_America (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 03:02 AM
Christina vs. Sophia boils down to boobs vs. accent.
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 07:47 AM
Well, I WAS gonna go to bed at 9AM. Now it's 10, since these Star Wars reviews are so fucking funny.
In other words, fuck you you comedy peddling bastard.
Posted By: James (Registered) (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 09:36 AM
I wish Kate, Lindsay Lohan & Tila would all go the route of Ritchie & Buddy Holly.
Posted By: JP (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 09:49 AM
i got a question for you man. why no pictures of andi.
Posted By: Guest#5938 (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Those aren't even good pics of Sophia Vergara. She wins, imo.
Posted By: Guest#8219 (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Audrey Hepburn.
Posted By: Jeremy Thomas (Registered) on April 10, 2010 at 01:04 PM
It's got to be Audrey Hepburn, even if that makes me one of the girls.
That Lohan tatoo is awesome. You reckon she flashes that at bouncers who refuse her skanky ass entry to clubs?
Don't you know who I am? No? Well READ MY ARM DUMBASS!
Posted By: Adam Hill (Registered) on April 10, 2010 at 05:45 PM
The National Enquirer is deserving of the Pulitzer nomination, and quite possibly the award (I don't know what else is nominated). They did a bang-up job on a story nobody else would touch. Let's face it: if the same reporting was initially done by the WaPo or the NYT, there wouldn't even BE a Pulitzer competition this year. This man was, what, 500-something votes from being Vice President?
Posted By: Stephen (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 05:50 PM
I gotta go Ursula.
Since when did not being a celebrity bar you from posing in Playboy? Heck, a few people have gotten famous because of Playboy (Pamela Anderson).
Posted By: JLAJRC (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 07:03 PM
Kate has a great body for having 8 kids but I wouldn't pay to see it
Posted By: Jonah (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 08:14 PM
The tattoo the model you had last week had wipes the floor with that trash ass Lohan tattoo. WTF.
Posted By: Guest#0498 (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 08:45 PM
Kate isn't awful. She looks better with longer hair, but no, wouldn't pay to see it.
Posted By: Jim (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 09:00 PM
Ursula gets my vote.
Sandra should have never married such a scummy guy. People may grumble about seeing the tattoos and making assumptions, but was ANYONE surprised when Tommy Lee gave Pam Anderson hep C?
Sophia doesn't come close to matching Christina Hendricks. I'd keep looking Goose. If porn stars count, Amy Ried when she's a redhead might do it. If not, how about the IWC's reigning queen, Trish Stratus?
I'm man enough to date Jennifer Love Hewitt. From what she said that bar is set pretty low. The question is whether I'd have to step over it or limbo under it. Do all men cheat, or do these women keep seeking cheaters? I'm very old school about that so it's a mystery to me.
Posted By: Jason Douglas (Registered) on April 11, 2010 at 08:37 AM
Christina Hendricks next week or GTFO
Posted By: Guest#8109 (Guest) on April 11, 2010 at 07:28 PM
Well, I WAS gonna go to bed at 9AM. Now it's 10, since these Star Wars reviews are so fucking funny.
In other words, fuck you you comedy peddling bastard.
Posted By: James (Registered) (Guest) on April 10, 2010 at 09:36 AM
i agree with ya that star wars review was fuckin epic couldn't stop laughing somebody should put this guy inna movie
Posted By: jamille5150 (Guest) on April 11, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Sophia is hot... But she is no Hendricks
Posted By: Todd Vote (Guest) on April 12, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Audrey Hepburn every day of the week.
Posted By: Guest#3563 (Guest) on July 24, 2010 at 06:18 PM
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