The Hollywood 5 & 1 7.10.10: The Do Not Pass Go Edition
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 07.10.2010
A look at whether jail will teach Lindsay Lohan a lesson, the curious case of Mel Gibson getting stranger and Bobbi Eden making a Twitter promise that can't be refused! Plus, 5 things about Sophie Howard, Jessica Alba VS. Keeley Hazell and Kim Kardashian VS. Salma Hayek and Chanel Preston is our "& 1" Model of the Week!
BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. It's the perfect weekend guilty pleasure!
Before we jump into it, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin. This last week I spoke with director Paul Greenberg (The man who discovered Jessica Biel) and Tony Acero reviewed The Dark Knight!
The 5 & 1 franchise is growing! Check out The Music 5 & 1 by Adam Hill. Speaking of reporting on half naked men wrestling in a ring, no one does it better than Ryan Merholz in the The Wrestling 5 & 1.
Man, when Drew Barrymore wants to turn it on, she can turn it on. I might have to pick up this issue.
VS
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. The results are in. And there aren't surprising. Last week Stacey Dash went up against Nicole Scherzinger and it wasn't a question of IF she would win, but by how much. In the end Dash took it 124 votes to 6.
In winning, Stacey Dash becomes the FIRST member of the Hall of Bang. The road to this honor wasn't easy; with wins over Halle Berry, Christina Hendricks, Lucy Pinder, and, finally, Nicole Scherzinger. For those keeping count, that's a movie actress, TV actress, model, and singer. She ran the gauntlet and came out victorious. I've contacted Stacey's people and hopefully I'll get her reaction to this incredible...honor.
And now we begin anew.
***NEW VS. RULES*** Winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot!
Last week was PACKED! In an upset, Jessica Alba upended Christina Hendricks, 68 votes to 50. Even though Hendricks lost, the committee is looking into giving her an honorary entry into the Hall. In the third VS., two newcomers went at it with Keeley Hazell beating Sophie Howard! So that gives us this weeks VS!
Jessica Alba VS. Keeley Hazell
VOTE BELOW!
And in the battle for NUMBER ONE CONTENDER and take on the winner next week we have two 411mania favorites!
Kim Kardashian VS. Salma Hayek
VOTE BELOW!
CELEBRITY TWITTER-A-GO-GO!
This is one way to get more followers. And a great excuse for you to get an account if you haven't already! Adult film star Bobbi Eden is really showing some World Cup passion. The Dutch erotic actress wrote on Twitter that she "will give a BJ to all my followers" if the Netherlands wins the soccer tournament this weekend.
Yes. You read that right. According to the tweet, several fellow actresses could join the the festivities. Eden currently has more than 23,000 followers so you do the math.
Make sure you're following all the comings and goings around 411mania on Twitter!
5 THINGS ABOUT SOPHIE HOWARD YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
She didn't win the VS. last week but she did win some hearts! Let's get to know Sophie Howard a little better!
1. Sophie was born and raised in Southport, England. 2. She attended Christ the King Catholic High school and was in the Salvation Army until she was 16. Wait. That's a REAL army? 3. Howard signed a contract with Loaded magazine, resulting in a relationship advice column and a regular feature called "Sophie's Choice". 4. In 2009 Howard returned to Edge Hill University, to study for a degree in mental health nursing. 5. Howard was diagnosed with Lupus Erythematosus, a condition affecting the immune system.
And now you know...
I have the sudden urge to play Killzone.
VIDEO-O-GO-GO
While she couldn't overcome Jessica Alba last week, don't be sad for Christina Hendricks. She got to star in Broken Bells' The Ghost Inside music video! Check it out:
Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!
I hope that when you heard about all this Lindsay Lohan nonsense, you thought about me. Seriously. As soon as I heard that she was sentenced to jail I thought, "Man, this column will be so easy!"
Question: SHOULD LINDSAY GO TO JAIL?
I say...YES! Without a doubt. I can't think of another person who has gotten more chances than Lohan. Time and time and time and time and time again she's been let off the hook and shown a complete disregard for the law and having any sort of personal responsibility. A perfect example:
TMZ reported that Lindsay went ballistic after receiving her 90 day sentence in jail, telling her friends, Judge Marsha Revel is "a f**king bitch." Now, is that shocking? No. I'm sure a number of people after getting a punishment take it out on the judge. But her little manicure "prank"? That was just stupid. Calling Revel a "f**king bitch" doesn't match up with Lindsay's final words in court Tuesday, "I don't want you to think that I don't respect you." Lindsay insisted she does not have a problem with drugs or alcohol. Maybe she's really unaware that she has paparazzi following her 24/7. Or maybe she's that dumb.
Send her to jail!
Maybe in jail someone will teach her how to deal with split ends.
GOOOOOOOOOOO-AL!
I love this kind of passion. I really do. Larissa Riquelme, the lingerie model who enchanted soccer fans around the world with her...enthusiastic...support of the Paraguayan World Cup team, saw her pledge to run nude through the streets of Paraguay end in heartbreak when Spain defeated her favorite team in the quarterfinals last weekend.
No one cried harder than me.
The beautiful Paraguayan has good news for her eager fans though. Riquelme says she will run naked through Asuncion, even though Paraguay did not win the World Cup. The curvy model says her nude run "will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy." An exact date for Riquelme's naked performance has not been announced, but I'll be watching this story with great interest! GREAT INTEREST!
A true sports fan!
WTF MEL?
Celebrity divorces are getting more and more outta control. The Polish porn star who claimed she slept with Mel Gibson eight times while Oksana Grigorieva was pregnant with his child is speaking out again. Violet Kowal told In Touch that Mel's domestic violence admission comes as no surprise, since he was also aggressive and threatening during their tryst.
In an exclusive interview, Kowal, claimed that Mel was terrifying and threatened her life. "His threats scared me so badly," Violet said, "I left town and went into hiding for almost a month." Violet says she met Mel at the Hotel Bel-Air in 2007, when he was still married to his wife, Robyn. Two years later, in July 2009, after Mel was divorced but dating Oksana, Violet claims she got a call from the star. "I agreed to go visit him at his Malibu compound," she explained. The two had sex for the first time, though Violet was uneasy. "He didn't want to use protection, but I insisted," she says. "He seemed paranoid and anxious. He chain-smoked before and after we had sex. It was weird." Mel's attorney has said that Violet's story is an "absurd fabrication." Violet and Mel had "passionate" sex six more times, but she claims his dark side was bubbling under the surface. "He would get very aggressive and angry if I was not available," she explains, "even yelling and demanding to come to my home when I refused to see him."
Is she telling the truth? Who can say since what we do know is true is so crazy that this fits. Needless to say, Mel's Hollywood career is slipping away with every new revelation. This isn't like Tiger Woods or Jesse James. He's crossed some lines that many people don't forgive or forget easily.
Still, why did she go back?
Family Matters
I'm not making the obvious joke. I'm not. Jaleel White, the actor who played Steve Urkel on Family Matters, is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman. Sources familiar with the police report told TMZ the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car.
She claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank. Sources connected with White's baby mama, Bridget Hardy, told TMZ Hardy is in fact the alleged victim. The investigation is ongoing and a rep for Jaleel told TMZ, "There was absolutely no battery...no abuse...and the incident never happened." The rep continues, "This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."
So, did heeee do that?
What would the Winslow's think?
Daddy Weighs In!
You knew he had to say something. His money/attention source is losing worth and he needs her to get what he wants. Michael Lohan comes out with his thoughts.
Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.
The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Chanel Preston! Remember you heard about her here first. She's causing mucho buzz in the adult film world and she's been making headlines in the mainstream world. MTV news caught up with her and asked for her thoughts on Lindsay Lohan playing adult star icon, Linda Lovelace in Inferno. Preston said, "If she is able to play Linda well, then I think people will really respect that she possibly used her own troubles to accurately portray an American icon."
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...Chanel Preston!
Check her out at www.chanelpreston.com! If you're old enough, of course.
Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!
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Posted By: CL1 (Guest) on July 09, 2010 at 11:28 PM
"This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."
Jaleel White...that name hasn't been relevent for about 12 years now
Posted By: Valhalla (Guest) on July 09, 2010 at 11:53 PM
hazell and hayek by far
Posted By: Guest#4552 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:28 AM
Hazell & Kardashian by a long shot!!
Posted By: Dude (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Keeley and Salma
Posted By: Charles (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:07 AM
Alba and Hayek.
Hendricks shouldn't get an honary entry...she didn't win anything. That's like giving LeBron an honary title with the Cleveland Cavaliers this past season..he didn't win anything either.
Posted By: chAd_b (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:30 AM
Alba and Hayek.
That part was easy, now let me read the actual article.
Posted By: Guest#9086 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:45 AM
Alba and hyek
Posted By: Bsp (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:51 AM
OK! I voted earlier, and was anxious to read the rest of the column...
Now I feel a little sick...
apparently either hollywood men are physically and/or verbally kicking the shit out of women or hollywood whores are making shit up about men because whores just want money.
Either way, for this column, I'm out in the future. Thanks.
Posted By: Bye Bye Steve (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:55 AM
Alba and Hayek.
Posted By: Jeremy Thomas (Registered) on July 10, 2010 at 01:57 AM
Salma and hazell are the hottest
Posted By: Guest#2403 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:58 AM
Alba and Hayek.
Suddenly, I have the urge to watch Desperado again.
Posted By: Guest#7861 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 02:04 AM
Alba and Salma
Posted By: Woody776 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 02:12 AM
alba and hayek easy. and a negative vote for kardashian. can i do that?
Posted By: Guest#6418 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 02:49 AM
Alba and Salma all the way
Posted By: Guest#1624 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 03:29 AM
alba and salma definitely
Posted By: Guest#4976 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 04:28 AM
That's not fair putting a naked pic of Alba and a not-so naked pic of Keeley. Keeley is WAY hotter. Check out her naked pictures or put THAT up and star out the nipples. I think someone was playing favorites with that one. Alba sucks.
But I'm going with Keeley and Salma.
Posted By: Prick Rude (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 06:28 AM
Jessica Alba
Salma simply because I think she's better in bed.
And for future consideration I recommend Esther Baxter
It's a horrible movie, but anybody still wanting a Stacey Dash fix should look for "Illegal in Blue" It isn't Monsters Ball graphic but it's something.
Posted By: K. Bett (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 07:09 AM
Alba & Hayek - she was insanely hot 15 years ago, remains so & will probably still be when she's in her 60's.
Posted By: Guest#3263 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 08:43 AM
DAMN! Drew Barrymore IS looking great!
Posted By: BLACK (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 09:42 AM
keeley and salma hayek.
Posted By: FredHampton (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Hazell and Hayek
Posted By: nrh (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Keeley and Kim(She has more years of bangdom left.)
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Hazell & Kardashian
Posted By: Guest#1632 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek. Any day of the year.
Posted By: Kyatollah (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Jessica Alba and Kim k. BOOK IT!LOL
Posted By: gene (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Alba and Hayek
Posted By: guest (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Alba and Hayek
Posted By: ScottieD (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:08 PM
alba and hayek without a doubt. and would it be possible to get masuimi max in the next vote? or at least a couple pics somewhere? i got that yellow fever.
Posted By: imadethefirstjump (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Alba and Hayek
Posted By: pk (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I love me an underdog so Hazell and Kardashian.
An aside regarding Lil Lindsay. Not for nothing, but this chick has had the court system BEND OVER BACKWARDS to accomodate her "work" and "lifestyle". She even bold faced lied in court when she mentioned going to Morroco for "the children" when she was photographed NIGHTLY at premieres and parties falling down piss drunk!!
Much like Mr. Gibson, its her OWN ACTIONS that are ruining her life and career. Personally, im enjoying watching both. Not for the vicarious thrill of seeing someone who is my "better" get screwed. It shows me that even in this decidedly one sided world, those that are the "haves" can still cross the line and be taken down. My hope is refilled...for awhile anyway.
Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Hazell & Hayek please !!!
Posted By: ramone (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Hazell and Hayek
Posted By: Joel (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 01:00 PM
Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek
Posted By: Guest#8952 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 02:11 PM
1. Alba
2. Kardashian
Why exactly is Alba over Hendricks an UPSET???? Bitch looks like an alien!
Posted By: JediElias (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 03:58 PM
I'll take Barrymore over all of them.
Posted By: MBD (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 04:37 PM
alba & hayek
Posted By: mark (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 05:20 PM
Keely & Kim
Posted By: Stan (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 05:38 PM
Hazell and Hayek
Although, I'd have run Keeley vs Kim K for a battle of the sex tapes!!
Posted By: jayzhoughton (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Alba and Hayek
Posted By: Stanton75 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 07:27 PM
Keeley Hazell, Salma Hayek. end.
Posted By: monty (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 07:31 PM
Keeley and Salma.
Posted By: Wyatt Beougher (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 07:52 PM
Keeley and Salma.
Posted By: Guest#8925 (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 09:47 PM
Alba and Hayek, easy choice
Posted By: slurper (Guest) on July 10, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Hazel and Kardashian.
Posted By: Tommy (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 03:11 AM
Alba and hayek no doubt
Posted By: Aman (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 03:40 AM
Easily Keeley and Salma.
Whilst Jessica Alba is nice looking she is just so bland, boring and completely unsexy.
Posted By: Axe (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 06:47 AM
Alba and Salma, without a doubt.
Posted By: katefan (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 06:53 AM
Man, this is no contest: ALBA & HAYEK all day!!! And Hendricks shouldn't get a free pass. She's gotta come up through the ranks just like everyone else should!!
Posted By: Galen H. (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 08:06 AM
Keeley Hazell(although its hard to beat that alba pic,DAMN!!!)
Kim k
Posted By: Guest#1101 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 08:51 AM
Keeley and Salma
Posted By: Guest#2974 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 09:29 AM
Jessica and Kim.
Preston, if related to porn is a chick I've never heard of but she looks a little like Rachel Starr in that second pic.
Posted By: Guest#5094 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 09:39 AM
This one's easy...Kimmy K and Jessica Alba!!
Posted By: The Predator (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 10:02 AM
hazell and salma
Posted By: Guest#1205 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Hazel and Hayek
Posted By: mr_wishart (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Alba and Kardashian.
Posted By: Guest#4999 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 01:40 PM
DID I DO THAT?
Posted By: Steve Urkel (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 03:21 PM
Hazell and Hayek. No contest.
Posted By: Action Hank (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 05:45 PM
Hazel and Hayek...and if theres funny business about free passes to the Hall of Broads, wheres Lucy Pinder's free pass? That bitch is hottest chick on earth
Posted By: Pooh Bear (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 06:09 PM
Keeley
Salma
Posted By: BIG Dawg (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 06:12 PM
Keeley definitely. And while Kim is the strongest competition she could have, I still gotta go with Salma.
Posted By: Rageforthemachine (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 08:23 PM
Jessica Alba easily and Kim K in a close one.
Posted By: Guest#1865 (Guest) on July 11, 2010 at 08:49 PM
Not even a choice here, Keeley and Salma all the way.
Getting punched by Steve Urkel would be like being bullied by Screech. I wouldn't even file a police charge.
Posted By: ZERO (Registered) on July 12, 2010 at 12:42 AM
definitely keeley and salma
Posted By: kqui (Guest) on July 12, 2010 at 01:28 PM
alba and salma
Posted By: shaggy (Guest) on July 12, 2010 at 06:31 PM
keeley
kim
Posted By: Guest#7295 (Guest) on July 12, 2010 at 08:26 PM
Jessica and Salma.
Posted By: Jason Douglas (Registered) on July 12, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Keely and Selma hands down
Posted By: Guest#2167 (Guest) on July 12, 2010 at 11:33 PM
can't believe I'm this late reading the column! Keeley and Kim K
Posted By: js (Guest) on July 16, 2010 at 05:11 PM
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