The Hollywood 5 & 1: No More Chances Edition!

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 09.18.2010

Will Lindsay Lohan's failed drug test send her back to jail? Did Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi Moore? Plus, Casey Affleck spills the truth about Joaquin Phoenix, 5 things about Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson Vs Jesse Jane, Summer Walker Vs Eva Mendes and Erika Ivette is our "& 1" Model of the Week!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. The sacrifice I make for you on a daily basis! Think about that!

Special Note
I've had a vicious strain of the flu bug that's just NOW starting to clear up so if I'm a little off this week, cut me some slack. I'm writing this next to the bathroom, you yokels!

Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! And because you do, you have lots of options at 411mania! Check out Chris Lansdell in The Game Zone 5 & 1! Then check out The Music 5 & 1 by Adam Hill. Afterwards finish up with The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Larry Csonka!

Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin. Also, peep my old Game section column, The Silicon Valley 10 & 1 by Justin Weinblatt! Great stuff!

How much did James Cameron spend on Avatar? He might have overspent, now that I've seen some stills from the XXX-spoof. Looks good enough to me and I don't need goofy looking glasses to enjoy the experience!



Who want to give Andie Beaven a hand? She's been featured in the 5 & 1 several times, even answering some reader questions, and now she's involved with FHM! She's battling for position in the Top 10, going back and forth between #4 and #7 in FHM's honey's competition! She needs your help! Take a second and help her out if you will at www.fhm.com/girls/high-street-honeys/abeaven. If you are so inclined, make sure you follow her on Twitter @AndieBeaven (Seriously, follow her!) and peep her site www.andiebeaven.com. Spread the word and get Andie to the top spot!



VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot!

Last week was a close one! Before I go any further, I need to address the picture of Jesse Jane that ran in the VS. I have a large library of pictures that are labeled for easy access. Through an oversight the picture that ran was labeled SAFE and I went with it. Yes, somehow I missed an exposed nipple. I apologize if it made voting difficult or insulted any or your senses.

Now...THE RESULTS! It was close for a while, but Scarlett Johansson pulled out a victory over Sofia Vergara, winning with 70 votes to 58. In the runner up spot, Jesse Jane defeated Tera Patrick, 59 to 34. And, as promised, my views on the two. Jesse Jane may be the coolest adult film star on the planet. I've met her on 3 occasions and each time she's been open and friendly. Her personality couldn't have been better. True fact: A picture of my girlfriend, Jesse, and I sits on our mantle. Now let's discuss Tera. Maybe it was an off night, but after speaking to some others, both fans and industry folk, probably not. She couldn't have been more disinterested in anyone. It felt like she believes in her own hype a bit too much and WE are the ones who should just be glad she's graced us with her presence. So I'm happy to see that this weeks match-up is...

Scarlett Johansson VS. Jesse Jane



VOTE BELOW!

And gunning for that top spot are two ladies that would be welcome at any party...

Summer Walker VS. Eva Mendes



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5 THINGS ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Let's get to know Drew Barrymore a little better!

1. Barrymore was born in Culver City, California.
2. Barrymore's career began when she auditioned for a dog food commercial at eleven months old. When she was bitten by her canine co-star, the producers were afraid she would cry, but she merely laughed, and was hired for the job.
3. She started smoking cigarettes at age nine, drinking alcohol by the time she was 11, smoking marijuana at 12, and snorting cocaine at 13. She was in rehab at age 13. Man, she makes Lohan look like a lightweight.
4. She was once married to Tom Green.
5. In May 2007, Barrymore was named Ambassador Against Hunger for the United Nations World Food Program and later donated $1 million to the cause.

And now you know...



No matter how busy you are in life, take time to smell the flowers.!

VIDEO-O-GO-GO
OK, the video last week wasn't everyone's cup of tea. But no matter how bitter you are, you'll have to take a little joy away from this one!




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!



She's Blowing It!
**SIGH** Alright, who had 2 weeks for the "Lindsay Lohan Will Screw Up Soon" Pool?

Do we need to say anything about more? The bottomline is she failed a drug test last week. She's failed them before. The law says she goes back to jail for 30 days. But will it make a difference? Look how serious she took her first stint. And her one-week rehab. Is there ANYTHING in this world that will shake her, wake her, make her look at how far she's slipped? Lohan really had things set up nicely for a comeback and become the Hollywood darling again. Sure, her VMA appearance was awkward and forced, but it was a small step in the right direction. Now she's throwing the tiny sliver of goodwill fans gave in the trash.

How many of you know wish you could change your ban vote?



Lohan. What else can I say?

Bruce Won't Be Happy!
This story is starting to pick up some sizzle! Star has published a second story accusing Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore and again Ashton's camp denies it. Let's look at the details.

A couple of weeks ago the magazine accused Ashton of groping and kissing a hot young blonde in a restaurant. Now a 21-year-old brunette has sold her story of couch sex with Ashton in the home he shares with Demi and her daughters. Sounds very Tiger Woodyish. Brittney Jones told Star she met Ashton when he, Demi and Rumer were bowling next to her at Hollywood's Lucky Strike in July. She slipped him her number on a napkin, she claims, and he began texting her things like, "R U busy?" "I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn't want to text anything that would get him in trouble," Brittney said. "I asked him if he wanted to meet, that's how we made the plans." Soon they met for sex, she claims while Demi was out of town. "He's a great lover," Brittney said. "Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice--not some random sex act." Awww, cheating sex can be so romantic! Ashton's lawyer said in a statement to Us Weekly, "Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct."

A couple of questions. If the accusations are baseless, does Ashton go after Star magazine? I would. Hold them accountable, especially now that you have a girl telling her tale. The longer this festers, the more momentum it's going to gain. Where there's smoke, there's fire. If you have one lady coming forward, you have several more.

Second, would YOU cheat on Demi?



Bruce Willis won't be happy if it's true.

It's FAKE? GASP!
I don't care. I'm still seeing it. It's still real to me, dammit! Casey Affleck has admitted that I'm Still Here, his documentary that chronicles Joaquin Phoenix's two-year descent into madness as an aspiring rapper, is...NOT REAL! "It's a terrific performance, it's the performance of his career," he told the New York Times. Here's an excerpt from the interview: "Virtually none of it was real. Not even the opening shots, supposedly of Mr. Phoenix and his siblings swimming in a water hole in Panama." That, Mr. Affleck said, was actually shot in Hawaii with actors, then run back and forth on top of an old videocassette recording of Paris, Texas to degrade the images. That's a pretty cool trick actually. "I never intended to trick anybody," said Casey. "The idea of a quote, hoax, unquote, never entered my mind." Still, he acknowledged that David Letterman was not in on the joke when Phoenix, on Feb. 11, 2009, seemed to implode his own career by showing up in character as a mumbling, aimless star gone wrong.

I think we all knew it was fake going in, which was half the fun. Intending to trick or not, Casey had to know what was going on and could have come out a lot sooner. The film is getting mixed buzz and this might be a backend ploy at damage control. Think about it, why keep Letterman out of the loop? Still, I'll be seeing this soon!



Method acting at its best.

Sneak a Peek!
She's making moves! 5 & 1 favorite, Sasha Grey scores big with a Playboy cover! Normally I wouldn't give this it's own spot on the list but she's really garnering some serious mainstream heat. With other tv and movie offers pouring in, she's one to watch.

So, good friends, the cover. Yay or nay?



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VMA Roundup!
If you missed it, haven't been on the internet for a week, or just didn't care, here it is anyways! A look at some of the highlights from the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. Man, did the guys from Jackass look haggard?






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Erika Ivette!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…Erika Ivette!



I'm sure we'll be seeing her again!

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!


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