The Hollywood 5 & 1 11.26.11: Kardashian Family Crisis Edition!

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 11.26.2011

Rhian Sugden takes on Sophie Turner while Kate Upton, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie and Erin Heatherton all battle in Vs, the Kardashian family starts to come apart, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher start the healing process, Jodie Gasson is your "& 1" Model of the Week and more!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. Do you "get it"?

Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! Check this out. First up is the NEWEST member to the 5 & 1 club...Stewart Lange with his The MMA 5 & 1! Next is The Music 5 & 1 by Jeremy Thomas. Bringing up the rear is The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Greg De Marco. Check it out! Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.

This past week I had the pleasure of participating in Steve Cook's Wrestling Fact or Fiction! I was paired up with the talented up-and-comer Matt Steel, who is NOT related to Ring Steel, in case you were wondering. A good time was had by all!

Check out my exclusive interview with Ian Edelman, creator of the HBO hit series How to Make it in America!


VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot in the comments or email me at [e-mail]!

Our OFFICIAL HALL OF BANG!

Stacey Dash
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Keeley Hazell
Mya Jane
Susan Coffey
Holly Peers
Denise Milani
Penelope Cruz
Arianny Celeste!

Once we have 16 members in the Hall of Bang we'll be having a tourney to crown Miss Bang! That's right. From the sweet 16 to one, where YOU decide who's numero uno!

CONTROVERSY!!!

Last week was rife with problems and only after hours and hours of late night meetings did we come up with a solution.

In the main spot last week we had the Rhian Sugden take on Kate Upton. In that vote, Upton beat Sugden 24 votes to 13. But wait! The pic used in that contest WASN'T Kate Upton but Erin Heatherton! Only the keen eye of Andy Critchell was able to gleam the mistake.

In the runner-up competition, Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie, you guessed it, TIED!

Here's where we stand. Since Rhian lost the vote BUT not to the girl she was supposedly up against, she'll be in the runner-up battle this week. In the main event position we'll have not a three-way BUT a FOUR-WAY WAR! Kate Upton, Halle Berry, and Angelina Jolie will go at it and I'm adding Erin Heatherton to the mix! Since it was her picture that got votes, she gets a chance at the Hall! It's not simple. It's not easy. But it's the best solution I got! Who gets the win and starts the march to the Hall of Bang? It's up to YOU!

Kate Upton VS. Halle Berry VS. Angelina Jolie VS. Erin Heatherton



VOTE BELOW!

Rhian gets another shot at redemption! But to do so she faces stiff competition against the returning Sophie Turner! Can Rhian get back on the winning track or will Sophie derail her for good?

Rhian Sugden VS. Sophie Turner



VOTE BELOW!


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MYSTERY RACK!
So in MYSTERY RUMP/RACK it's real simple. I present to you a pick of a mystery rack (or rump!) and YOU tell me who it is. Easy, right? For some of you this might present a challenge so I'll give you a couple clues each week. But they won't be obvious clues. You'll have to really look hard to figure it out!

Who was it last week? Another easy one last week as just about everyone got it! Who did the rump belong to? None other than beauty...Eva Mendes!



Let's keep it going. Clues for this week:

* If you've been a long-time reader than you know this woman as someone I referred to as "one of the sexiest ever"!

* She's an actress.

Gentlemen, start your guesses!



Stop by next week for the reveal!


VIDEO-O-GO-GO
Are you old enough to enjoy tequila? If so, watch this video that's making the rounds on tequila blogs worldwide. I sat down with Cindy Taylor (AKA Jesse Jane) to talk about her new line...Diosa Tequila! Goes down smooth!




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!




A Family in Crisis!
Call this the RIPPLE EFFECT! Plenty of problems are coming out after the infamous Kim Kardashian-Kris Humpries divorce; the biggest being it has put the Kardashian empire in serious jeopardy!

This year, we will not be going to the Kardashian's for the holidays!

According to The NY Post, the camera-friendly family has nixed their idea of a Kardashian Kristmas special on E!, in light of recent events. Apparently, besides Kim's very messy split, the rest of the clan just has "too many commitments" this holiday season to film the show together.

Add to that, Kardashian-mania has started to cool with fans turning against the family in light of the circumstances of the wedding and the divorce. While they'll always have their hardcore supporters, the general audience is starting to tire of the guessing game. Expect a big twist in the coming weeks. What do you think they'll pull out of the hat:

A) A new baby.
B) Mysterious illness.
C) A long-lost Kardashian cousin appears. Preferably someone with a cute lisp!



Will Bruce be able to save them?


Twitter Power!
Nothing like focusing on social media to gage the temperature of the latest Hollywood divorce! Demi Moore has finally broken her Twitter silence, nearly a week after the announcement that she and husband Ashton Kutcher would be divorcing. The actress used a Thanksgiving Day message to make her return to the social media website, tweeting, "Why do we have only 1 day for giving thanks? Is that why so many people feel unappreciated? Make this 1 of 365 days of Thanksgiving!" Moore announced that she and Kutcher would be ending their six year marriage on November 17th after months of speculation about Kutcher's alleged affairs. The most notable being a Las Vegas rendezvous with Sara Leal, during Kutcher and Moore's anniversary weekend in September.

Kutcher's first words on the split were 140+ characters saying, "I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK" Moore's Twitter handle is @MrsKutcher, despite speculation post-announcement that she'd be searching for a new one, @DemiMoore is still available, it looks like she'll be keeping @MrsKutcher, for the time being at least.

Add new Twitter name to the long list of things to worry about after a break-up!



Not really feeling running a pic of Demi or Ashton. She'll do!


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'm not casting judgement either way. What you do when you're not at 411mania is YOUR business but according to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in Breaking Dawn: Part One has caused some moviegoers to suffer from seizures. In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have a seizure during the scene and his wife described him as "convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe." A man in Utah had the same thing happen to him, telling ABC-4, "I didn't really remember what happened, after that I think I blacked out. According to [my wife], I was shaking and mumbling different noises."

Photosensitive epilepsy, which can be caused by flashing lights, is thought to be the cause. Yeah. THAT'S the cause. **WINK**



You can use the above as an excuse when your significant other wants to go see the movie!


You've Come a Long Way Baby!
I think the most surprising thing to me about this story is 60 Minutes is still on the air! That actually surprised me! Regardless, after six children and a loving, stable relationship with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has come a long way from her days as a Hollywood wild child.

Really, what was she thinking with Billy Bob Thornton?

"I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them," Jolie tells 60 Minutes in a show airing Sunday. "I didn't die young, so I'm very lucky. There are other artists and people who didn't survive certain things." Asked what those "certain things" were, Jolie declined to go into specifics. "I think people can imagine that I did the most dangerous and I did the worst, and for many reasons I shouldn't be here," she says. "You think of those too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too far." Still, becoming a mom and an international goodwill ambassador hasn't meant she's lost all her edge. "I'm still a bad girl. I still have that side of me," she says. "It's just in its place now. ... It belongs to Brad."

Who's Thornton with now anyways?



Here's something for that small segment of my readership that reads every week!


What's the BUZZ?
Justin Bieber spoke about a woman's recent paternity claim against him on Wednesday's Late Night With David Letterman. Mariah Yeater said she and Bieber engaged in a backstage tryst following an October 2010 concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, and that she became pregnant as a result. She filed a paternity lawsuit about the matter, which was later dropped, but still pushed for a DNA test to prove that the singer was her baby's father. Bieber took the DNA test on Nov. 18, and during their interview Wednesday, Letterman commended Bieber for going through with it, "And you were man enough in the beginning. You said, 'Oh yeah? That's not true and I'll take one of those DNA tests. Did you take one of those things?"

Here's some excerpts from the interview:






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Jodie Gasson! Boy, does Jodie have some fans! Not only from you but some very prominent people on this site like her as well!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…Jodie Gasson!



Enjoy!

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!


Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

*****Top 5 Favorite Muppet Moments by Trevor Snyder and Company
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*****A Bloody Good Time by Joseph Lee.
*****Two Tivos to Paradise by Al Norton
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