The Hollywood 5 & 1: 12.24.11: A Merry Celebrity Holiday Edition!
Posted by Steve Gustafson on 12.24.2011
Kate Upton, Sophie Howard, Monica Bellucci and Emily Scott do battle while Kelly Brook takes on Rachel Aldana in Vs, the Kardashians deny child slave labor rumors, Conan O'Brien surprises a lucky staff member and is Blake Lively a step up from Scarlett Johansson? Plus, J-Woww is your "& 1" Model of the Week and more!
BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. Even on Christmas Eve!
Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! Check this out. First up is the NEWEST member to the 5 & 1 club...Sean Garmer with his The Games 5 & 1! Following up is Stewart Lange with his The MMA 5 & 1! Next is The Music 5 & 1 by Jeremy Thomas. Bringing up the rear is The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Greg De Marco. Check it out! Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.
Usually I don't mess around with the Wrestling section outside an occasional Fact or Fiction but I have the opportunity to interview former WWE superstar and current adult film start Chyna this past week and I took! Is she an escort? You'll have to read the interview to find out!
I also spoke to Playboy Playmate Miss January 2012 Heather Knox! Awesome gal and a lot of fun!
ROAD TO AVN!
When it comes to pioneers in the adult film industry you won't find a bigger name than Steven Hirsch. The Vivid founder will be receiving special recognition this year in a brand-new category, the AVN Visionary Award, honoring him for his singular achievement in bringing adult into the mainstream sphere.
I can think of no one more deserving than Mr. Hirsch. Hirsch founded Vivid 27 years ago with a partner, and released its first movie, Ginger, starring the studio's first contract girl, Ginger Lynn, in 1984. Since then, not only has the studio changed the way movies were shot, but also changed the way they were marketed, packaged, and sold. Hirsch's and Vivid's list of "firsts" and innovative business applications for adult is long, but a few of the company's most "ahead of the curve" accomplishments include the first wave of branded contract girl superstars; creating a new style of box covers; being featured on two reality shows on Showtime; being the first adult company have a billboard on Sunset Boulevard; becoming the first adult production company to own a hardcore cable network bringing XXX content to people's TVs; the first to hire a mainstream publicist to court press; ushered the celebrity sex tape into the spotlight with Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored; one of the first adult companies to produce DVDs; and many more.
So it was a pleasure and an honor to interview the man himself.
Steve Gustafson: Mr. Hirsch, thanks again for taking a little time to answer some questions! Let's get right into it. What was your first reaction when you heard that you would be receiving the first-ever Visionary Award at the 2012 AVN Awards?
Steven Hirsch: I was very excited to hear about the award, not only for me personally but for the entire company. It takes a team to build a solid company and everyone here deserves the credit.
Steve Gustafson: Absolutely. Now, when you started Vivid over 27 years ago did you ever think you'd be where you are today, in your wildest expectations?
Steven Hirsch: When we started I felt like we had a plan to differentiate ourselves from the pack. Although the industry and technology have changed, our mission hasn't. We believe in top notch execution and I think we have accomplished that.
Steve Gustafson: I don't think you'd find anyone who could disagree with that. You've earned the reputation as being an innovator, looking back, what is your most proudest accomplishment inside the industry?
Steven Hirsch: There are so many things that I am proud that Vivid has accomplished . On the content side creating the Vivid Girl concept as well as producing high quality movies has always been important. Its sometimes difficult to reinvent yourself but things like celebrity sex tapes as well as Vivid Ed ,Vivid Alt and our SuperXXXHeroes/parodies have allowed us to do so. On the technology side being at the forefront of both DVD and the internet boom has helped keep us at the top of our game.
Steve Gustafson: Mainstream audiences have come to see you as the executive of the industry; crossing over with celebrity videos and sex tapes. Has that changed how you conduct business? Are you more "aware" of how the "mainstream" perceives you?
Steven Hirsch: Media coverage over the years has been strong and positive. As we've become more well known and media attention has increased I think it's important that we continue to position ourselves as responsible leaders.
Steve Gustafson: Vivid has done that. What's the biggest challenge the industry is currently facing in your opinion?
Steven Hirsch So many issues facing the industry. Free porn on the internet and piracy are what we deal with daily. Figuring out how the business model has to change based on the current climate is the biggest challenge the industry faces. We feel that because we have established brand equity that we will come out the other end stronger.
Steve Gustafson: Very valid. From my point of view, Vivid brand has been able to survive because of the innovations and the awareness of issues like piracy. What does the future hold for you and for Vivid?
Steven Hirsch: We are always excited about the future. As we get ready to launch our Vivid Everywhere initiative I feel the sky is the limit. IPTV is also interesting as is shooting movies in 3D. So much to look forward to.
Steve Gustafson: Amazing. I know you're busy so thanks again for your time and all the best! Congratulations again and see you at AVN!
Photo provided by Vivid.com
VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot in the comments or email me at stevethegoose@gmail.com!
Our OFFICIAL HALL OF BANG!
Stacey Dash
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Keeley Hazell
Mya Jane
Susan Coffey
Holly Peers
Denise Milani
Penelope Cruz
Arianny Celeste!
Once we have 16 members in the Hall of Bang we'll be having a tourney to crown Miss Bang! That's right. From the sweet 16 to one, where YOU decide who's numero uno!
Why? Why? Why? Why is it so hard for you to come to a consensus and pick ONE overall winner?
*SIGH*
Kate Upton was ONE win away from entering the Hall of Bang. All she had to do was beat out Sophie Howard and she was in.
But it was not to be. While Kate had an early lead, Sophie's fans showed up and helped her tie and take the lead. But Kate wasn't done and with support, tied it again. Both finished with 33 votes.
Meanwhile, Monica Bellucci ran away with her VS. against Jodie Gasson, 35 votes to 19. In the second match Emily Scott made short work of Catrinel Menghia, 34 votes to 13.
So here's what we're going to do. This week we're having 4-way dance! Kate, Sophie, Monica, and Emily. If Kate wins, she's in the Hall. AND the lady coming in second will take on the winner of the runner-up meet below! A bit of a change up but after the "Hall Committee" met, we all agreed to test the waters. If Kate loses, then she's out. Things proceed as normal.
Will Kate be able to overcome these insurmountable odds? Will Sophie be able to draw strong a second week in a row? Will Monica prove to be too hot to beat? Will newcomer Emily be the dark horse? Lots of questions on this holiday weekend! THIS ONE IS PACKED! It's all up to YOU!
Kate Upton VS. Sophie Howard VS. Monica Bellucci VS. Emily Scott
VOTE BELOW!
Let's keep the heat going! Some freshness withRachel Aldana against the returning (and requested) Kelly Brook! Who's moving up? That's up to YOU!
Kelly Brook VS. Rachel Aldana
VOTE BELOW!
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MYSTERY RACK!
So in MYSTERY RUMP/RACK it's real simple. I present to you a pick of a mystery rack (or rump!) and YOU tell me who it is. Easy, right? For some of you this might present a challenge so I'll give you a couple clues each week. But they won't be obvious clues. You'll have to really look hard to figure it out!
Who was it last week? Props again to MNM. He didn't get it first but he always makes me laugh! Thank! Yes, a relatively easy one last week and Stanton75 gets the prize for being the first to correctly guess the RUMP belonged to none other than...Jenna Von Oy!
Let's keep it going. Clues for this week:
* She has her bellybutton pierced.
* She has her own calendar!
Gentlemen, start your guesses!
Stop by next week for the reveal!
VIDEO-O-GO-GO
Originally I was going to post a video from a holiday party that I attended this past weekend. But after careful consideration I felt I couldn't subject you to that.
Instead you'll watch:
A Very Arkham City Christmas!
Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!
Kardashian Labor!
Nothing takes away attention from a problem quicker than family drama! The Kardashian family is preparing for war as they set out to unleash a legal attack on everyone who claimed their clothing line is manufactured in child slave labor sweat shops in China! TMZ spoke to "sources" close to the family that said Kris Jenner is furious! She's claiming the guy who runs the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights had no right to accuse the Kardashian brands of wrongdoing because he has no tangible proof to back up his claims.
Kris most likely is referring to the TMZ Live where I.G.L.H.R. head Charles Kernaghan admitted he didn't actually go to the factories in question and is making the assumption based on years of research on the Chinese manufacturing industry.
Kind of weak Charles.
Jenner also believes Star Magazine's cover, which touted "Kardashian Sweatshop Scandal", was not only unfair but libelous! Uh oh. She believes it should have to pay for any damage that has been caused to the brand's reputation. TMZ previously reported, Kris, along with one of their manufacturing companies, adamantly deny the use of child slave labor in their factories.
As you know the only child labor they use are Kylie & Kendall.
Lawsuit!
Holiday Romance!
This story is really just a set up. Blake Lively was in Vancouver with her man Ryan Reynolds, whose parents and brothers live in the area. Nothing like a "meet the parents" moment over the holidays! During their Canadian visit, the two were spotted at the Original Cupcake Shop, where they picked up a small cake and several cupcakes. "They seemed like a really sweet couple," an employee remarked to reporters. The two, who have been spotted getting cozy in New York and in Boston, also stepped out for breakfast at Benny's Bagels, followed by a shopping trip along West Fourth Avenue. The actress scoped out the clothes at Gravity Pope, and she would ask Reynolds's opinions about her wardrobe choices. Says an in-store stylist: "[They were] super nice to work with...You can just tell they were together and very happy."
That's all very nice and good but the set up is: Which one would you go for?
Oh, the problems of being Ryan Reynolds.
This VS. is NOT sanctioned!
I Love Myself: The Bombshell Story.
Just the other day I was wondering what Michelle Bombshell was up to! Well, looks like the tatted Bombshell loves herself so much that she hooked up with her "adult film star" counterpart in her sex tape! Yes, TMZ reported that Michelle and an adult performer who looks a lot like her that she played Bombshell in the adult spoof. Her name's Emily Parker and last year, she starred alongside a Jesse James look-a-like in the Hustler porn parody Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jesse James which poked fun at Bombshell's affair with the famous mechanic. Sources close to Emily told TMZ that Parker reached out to Bombshell on Twitter around the time of production, explaining she'd be portraying Bombshell in the skin flick. And the two have been close ever since.
Is it vain to hook up with someone who looks like you?
So who will play THEM in a spoof?
A Musician is Standing By!
Yes, this belongs in the Music section but it's too funny to pass up. This is for all you out there who have trouble sleeping at night because you can't get that one last Hall & Oates song to lull you to sleep!
But wait. There's a cure! All you have to do is pick up the phone.
Introducing Callin' Oates, a hotline that allows a caller to listen to four different songs by the timeless, Songwriting Hall of Fame rock duo. By calling 1-719-26-OATES fans can choose between "One on One," "Rich Girl," "Maneater", and "Private Eyes." Completely free, aside from any long distance charges. The number is out of Colorado.
The app behind this INCREDIBLE hotline was built by Reid Butler and Michael Selvidge, the latter of whom was required to make an application upon getting hired to work full time at San Francisco-based developer Twilio. The idea, Selvidge told TheVerge.com, came from a pun. "I thought, 'If only there was a pun that would work with this,'" he said. "Then 'Callin' Oates' hit me, and that cinched it."
Bravo sir!
And you know I'm not going to drop a photo of the duo here. Instead I'll treat you to the lovely Holly Peers!
Maneater!
What's the BUZZ?
Not only is Conan O'Brien the Boss of the Year but Jon Hamm proves, once again, that he's the most underrated funny guy out there. Check out the surprise Conan and Job gave one of his staff members with the best Secret Santa gift she could ask for!
Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.
The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...JWoww! Our favorite Jersey Shore-ite was looking all sorts of good in the latest issue of Maxim. Check out a taste!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…JWoww!
Happy holidays!
Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!
Before I say GOODBYE!
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Posted By: BenPiper (Registered) on December 23, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Upton FTW!
Posted By: Guest#1977 (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Sophie Howard. Not sure how Upton is making it this far. She's cute, but compared to every female u put against her, she's pretty mediocre.
Kelly Brook.
Holly Peers MEEEEEOW!!!
Posted By: SS87 (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:28 PM
What BenPiper said. Kate and Kelly.
Posted By: Vote! (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Kate Upton & Kelly Brook
Posted By: Zeus (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:30 PM
Kate and Kelly.
Posted By: Sid (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Kate Upton
Kelly Brook
Posted By: Charles (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Rachel for smothering.(Don't judge me!)
Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:46 PM
Monica
Rachel
ScarJo
Posted By: Stanton75 (Guest) on December 23, 2011 at 11:55 PM
Emily and Rachel
Posted By: Guest#7198 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:15 AM
Kate!!
Posted By: Matt (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:16 AM
upton
Posted By: Guest#3799 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:21 AM
Emily Scott and Kelly Brook
Posted By: 963 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:26 AM
Kate
Posted By: Guest#7604 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:32 AM
Monica Bellucci is on a different level than every other woman on the planet.
Posted By: Guest#3870 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:33 AM
Kate
Monica
Kelly
Blake
Posted By: Guest#3815 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Of course Kates going to win. Three brunettes and one blonde. Major vote splitting there. If Rhian Sudgen was in there instead of Emily Scott it'd be a fair contest.
I'm voting for Kate, because her smile makes me hard, I just believe in fairness and integrity. I'm also voting Kelly, because anything bigger than a double D is just gross. Rachel doesn't even have an attractive face, she's just comically oversized breasts.
Posted By: Guest#4348 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:23 AM
Kate & Kelly
Posted By: Guest#0316 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:25 AM
Monica and Kelly.
Posted By: Michael (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:40 AM
Sophie & Kelly
Posted By: ramone (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 02:28 AM
Upton all the way. Howard looks like a dog dumped on her face.
Posted By: Guest#5868 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 02:30 AM
Kate
Rachel
Posted By: Guest#2337 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 02:31 AM
Kate and Kelly
Posted By: Guest#3566 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 02:36 AM
Monica Bellucci and Kelly Brook.
Posted By: Guest#7823 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 03:30 AM
sophie howard easily
Posted By: Guest#3420 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 03:48 AM
Sophie in the 4way dance.
RAldana, I just cant stop with those boobs.
HPeers is definetly a worthy contestant.
Child labor, please. Over seas that is legal. Hell, Nike uses child labor to make their shoes in Asia for $5 a pair then turn around and make a killing at $100+ per pair. So the Kardashians have to prove they arent, sorry that's the only way to make a monster profit, cheap child labor/sweat shops.
Posted By: TheR (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 03:55 AM
Monica and Kelly
Posted By: Tony (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 04:41 AM
. Monica Bellucci
Kelly
Posted By: frogf (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:00 AM
Monica Bellucci,
Sophie had a face that was broken in with a bunch of hammers.
the others are not at Monica's Level
Posted By: Jimmy the Perv (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:49 AM
Kate and Kelly
Posted By: Guest#2172 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:54 AM
First Vs is really really hard.... Monica, Sophie and Emily all together makes a difficult choice however Ms. Bellucci is over 40 years old and looks like those top models in their twenties, you can't compete with that so Monica without a shadow of doubt
Posted By: slurper (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 06:50 AM
Kate and Kelly. Kelly has the easiest victory in history on the way, seeing as how her opponent looks absolutely disgusting.
Posted By: Commie (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 07:53 AM
kate n kelly
Posted By: rb (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 09:12 AM
Kate is hall worty and kelly
Posted By: me (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Kate and Kelly
Posted By: Guest#5403 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Monica and Kelly
Posted By: dudeluvgun (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Sophie and Rachel. Not a pair of likely winners, but a winning pair, if you get me.
Posted By: Joey Riot (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Sophie & Kelly
Posted By: Jason (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Ms. Vikki Blows!!! (I wish she actually did)
Thanks Steve for the pic of my favourite girl, future Mrs. MNM, Holly Peers!
Posted By: MNM (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Kate and "The World's Sexiest Woman" Kelly Brook
Posted By: Tapout42 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 12:38 PM
emily and kelly
Posted By: shaggy.canada (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:03 PM
Very difficult one for a change..
I'll go with Monica Bellucci
Kelly Brooke
Scarlet Johanson
Posted By: Dude (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Sophie and Kelly
Posted By: The Phenom (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:38 PM
Sophie and Kelly and Bombshell Mcgee just looking for fame again!
Posted By: Matthew (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 01:47 PM
Kate Upton!
Posted By: Guest#6354 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 03:57 PM
Kate FTW
Posted By: Kate Fan (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Sophie Howard & rachel!
Posted By: Guest#7374 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 04:55 PM
sophie & emily! wow..
the 4 way, was tough! all 4 are hot!!!
the 2nd match is clearly kelly, but... rachels juggs are getting vote and thats ok!
Posted By: Guest#8219 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 04:57 PM
kate and kelly
Posted By: Guest#4590 (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:34 PM
Monica and Kelly
Posted By: JDMPJM (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:51 PM
Kate and Kelly
Sophie and/or Monica would win most other weeks though!
Posted By: js (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 05:52 PM
Kate & Kelly although aldanas boobs are epic!
Posted By: The Hub (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 06:10 PM
J-woww is hot, I don't care if you hate Jersey Shore or not, she is a very attractive girl. great body.
Posted By: Baboon (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 06:31 PM
Monica Bellucci and Kelly Brook are the easy picks
Posted By: paul (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Sohpie Howard by a mile.
Rachel Aldana by, well, two or three cup sizes.
Posted By: xtomx (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 10:08 PM
Monica ftw.
Maybe Mr Hamm could get to work on the new Madmen season.
Posted By: Tom (Guest) on December 24, 2011 at 11:59 PM
kate and kelly
Posted By: gene (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 01:26 AM
Emily, Rachel
Posted By: Guest#0427 (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 01:35 AM
Kate & Kelly
Posted By: Guest#9397 (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 06:10 AM
Sophie Howard and Kelly Brook.
In the four Way Dance
Monica would be second, Emily third and Kate a long way behind in 4th
Posted By: Axe (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 07:21 AM
Kate and Kelly.
Posted By: tzmission7 (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 10:17 AM
emily and kelly
Posted By: beef23 (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Kate and Kelly.
Also, if I may, Sarah Shahi for the Hall!!!!!
Posted By: crazywackfunky (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 08:04 PM
Monica
Kelly
Posted By: Christi (Guest) on December 25, 2011 at 09:23 PM
Kate Upton
Posted By: Santa (Guest) on December 26, 2011 at 09:29 AM
MONICA
KELLY
Posted By: wemedge (Guest) on December 26, 2011 at 01:54 PM
Sophie and Kelly
Posted By: Guest#6390 (Guest) on December 26, 2011 at 02:14 PM
Kate & Kelly
Posted By: GNB (Guest) on December 26, 2011 at 03:11 PM
Sophie, please
Posted By: Guest#3129 (Guest) on December 27, 2011 at 03:54 PM
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