The Hollywood 5 & 1 01.14.12: Celebrity Vanity Edition!

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 01.14.2012

Eva Longoria battles Stacy Keibler and Sarah Shahi takes on Jessica Alba in Vs, controversy over Hulk Hogan's mustache, Warren Buffet talks Kim Kardashian and is Halle Berry engaged? Plus Aida Yespica is your "& 1" Model of the Week and more!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. Wipe your feet at the door.

Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! Check this out. First up is the newest member to the 5 & 1 club...Sean Garmer with his The Games 5 & 1! Following up is Stewart Lange with his The MMA 5 & 1! Next is The Music 5 & 1 by Jeremy Thomas. Bringing up the rear is The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Greg De Marco. Check it out! Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.


ROAD TO AVN!
It's here! I'll be flying out to Vegas on Tuesday to enjoy the AEExpo and AVN Awards in all its glory! Originally I was going to run my review for The Graduate XXX here but I'll run that next Saturday. Instead I'm going to give a little shine to something that I'm really looking forward to in Vegas...The Diosa Tequila launch! I interviewed Cindy Taylor (AKA Jesse Jane) a few months back about Diosa and she got me hyped about it! In addition to their luxury Silver Tequila, Diosa Spirits has announced the launch of its four new, exceptional flavored tequilas: Café Caramel, Mango, Almond and Apple.

Even better, to celebrate, Diosa will launch in Las Vegas this week! Hosted by the superstar herself, Jesse Jane, and the gorgeous Diosa Girls the first event will be held at Krave on Thursday, January 19th at 10:30PM. "Diosa Tequila is the greatest tequila I've ever had," exclaims Jesse Jane. "I am so excited to find out what everyone's favorite flavor is!" If you miss this night, come party with Jesse and her friends at the next bash at PURE Nightclub following the AVN Awards Show, on Saturday January 21st. "We're very proud to be able to share our incredible tequila with the consumer. With all the positive feedback we've been getting from industry insiders all over the world, I have no doubt that this is the best tequila on the market," says Rich Taylor, VP of Sales. Check out my interview below!

Last thing, if you're going to be out in Vegas this week, hit me up at [e-mail]!






VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot in the comments or email me at [e-mail]!

Our OFFICIAL HALL OF BANG!

Stacey Dash
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Keeley Hazell
Mya Jane
Susan Coffey
Holly Peers
Denise Milani
Penelope Cruz
Arianny Celeste
Kate Upton!

Once we have 16 members in the Hall of Bang we'll be having a tourney to crown Miss Bang! That's right. From the sweet 16 to one, where YOU decide who's numero uno!

Last week gave us our first shocking upset of the year! While Kelly Brook and Monica Bellucci fought over the lead, Sarah Shahi was able to take advantage and come out on top by the narrowest of margins! Yes, you need to win by at least 3 votes. The final tally:

Kelly Brook: 22
Monica Bellucci: 23
Sarah Shahi: 27

I'm not too surprised. Bellucci and Brook split the votes pretty even, leaving the door open for Sarah to pick up votes and get the victory. She got win number one but will she be able to hold on when she faces...Jessica Alba? Alba easily took out Carmen Electra last week, 41 votes to 20. Can Sarah take it again? Will Alba march over her and take the top spot? It's all up to YOU!

Sarah Shahi VS. Jessica Alba



VOTE BELOW!

Now let's get two more contestants to challenge for the top spot next week! First up is the lovely Eva Longoria! She made tongues wag last week as our "& 1" Model but will she be able to overcome Stacy Keibler? Stacy is all over the tabloids with her relationship with Mr. George Clooney. Who will face the champ next week?

Eva Longoria VS. Stacy Keibler



VOTE BELOW!


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MYSTERY RACK!
So in MYSTERY RUMP/RACK it's real simple. I present to you a pick of a mystery rack (or rump!) and YOU tell me who it is. Easy, right? For some of you this might present a challenge so I'll give you a couple clues each week. But they won't be obvious clues. You'll have to really look hard to figure it out!

Who was it last week? Another week with lots of guesses. Props to Senor Chang for getting it right first! Last week the Rump belong to none other than...Esther Baxter!



Let's keep it going. Clues for this week:

* She's Dominican and Italian.

* She got her start in modeling by being on a t-shirt!

Gentlemen, start your guesses!



Stop by next week for the reveal!


VIDEO-O-GO-GO
Some movies are ripe for parody. Star Wars being one of the biggest. Check out the trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, the high-budget send-up of George Lucas' classic space adventure. Directed by Axel Braun and produced by Vivid Entertainment with Allie Haze, who plays Princess Leia.

Careful when you use your force out there!




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!




Say It Ain't So, Brother!
It will be like Samson cutting his hair! Angels will die if Hulk Hogan shaves his mustache! So says the leader of a powerful mustache organization.

Seriously.

TMZ spoke with Dr. Aaron Perlut, Chairman of the American Mustache Institute and self-professed doctor of "nuclear mustacheology", who says he's particularly upset with Hulk's plan to shave, since he is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community." Perlut says, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth, as is written in biblical texts, but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience...We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community." Hogan could be reached for comment.

How the hell would you be able to comment in response to that?

Chairman of the American Mustache Institute and self-professed doctor of "nuclear mustacheology".

Wow.



I always thought that thing had a mind of its own!


Kardashian Round Up!
In a way, I'm glad he doesn't really know her. Warren Buffett is definitely not keeping up with the Kardashians. When asked by Time Magazine if he was versed in the storied exploits of reality star Kim Kardashian, the billionaire businessman/philanthropist said, "I've seen her name, but I wouldn't be able to tell what she does but put her name in the paper." Good man! Leave that stuff to me!

In other Kardashian news, Robert Kardashian swore that Khloe IS his biological daughter, putting to rest claims by his ex-wives that Khloe was fathered by another man. When Robert was seeking to have his 2nd marriage annulled from Jan Ashley in 1999, he submitted a declaration to the judge stating that the marriage did not work because Jan wanted to have his child but he did not. In the declaration, Robert says, "I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more." Jan just told a tabloid that Robert had privately confessed to her he was NOT Khloe's biological dad, but that seems to fly in the face of Robert's own declaration.

Case closed.



I don't see where all the questions are coming from. She fits right in!


Gervais is Coming!
He's like the Galactus of Hollywood! With the world gearing up for Ricky Gervais' next assault on Hollywood, he wants to make one thing clear: he isn't being mean just to be mean. In a new interview with Esquire, Gervais says his barbed words toward his fellow celebrities have both populist and religious merits. "Let's get this in perspective: They're the wealthiest, most privileged people in the world," he says. "Imagine if I had gone out there and said, 'We're all in the same gang. Aren't we brilliant? Us millionaires together.'"

He went on to talk about the way he says many narcissistic celebrities act at when in the spotlight. "It was a swipe at all those people who thank God because they won an award," he says. "How arrogant is that? There's war and famine and God's going, 'Know what Bullock? Write a speech. I'm not going to say anything, Sandra, but write a speech. That's all I'm saying.'"

But he seems pretty levelheaded about everything. He told the New York Times, "I do the Golden Globes like some people play golf on a Saturday," he said. "It's fun, but it can't affect me because come Monday morning, I'll be writing a new stand-up show or I'll be writing a new TV show or I'll be writing a new film. So it's not exactly bravery."

Are you ready for him?



Forget going one-on-one with Gervais! How about going a few rounds with her?


One of These Times it Will Be the Charm!
Easy out there. Easy. The ring that triggered rumors Halle Berry is engaged is NOT an engagement ring, and "sources" connected to the couple say as of last week, Halle and Olivier Martinez were not engaged. These "sources" say Olivier did indeed give Halle the ring as a gift, but it positively is not a symbol of getting engaged. That said, it's going around that Halle and Olivier are in a "committed relationship" and marriage "could be in the cards," but as of last week, when the photo came out, they were not engaged.

Are we clear on that?



I'm still in shock she isn't in the Hall.


What's the BUZZ?
I found this kind of cool. Showbiz Tonight goes behind the scenes with one of Hollywood's top stuntwomen. CNN's Kareen Wynter reports.






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Aida Yespica ! Someone threw her name out and I heartily agree she deserves a little shine!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…Aida Yespica !



VS. worthy?

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!


Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

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