The Hollywood 5 & 1: 01.21.11: Magazine Edition!

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 01.21.2012

Stacy Keibler takes on Sarah Shahi and Hope Dworaczyk battles January Jones in Vs, The Kardashians lose out on their magazine, Mark Wahlberg says he could have changed 9/11, Snooki looks all natural, Zoe Saldana performs an act of bravery, Kristina James is our "& 1" Model of the Week and more!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. LIVE from Vegas!

Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! Check this out. First up is the newest member to the 5 & 1 club...Sean Garmer with his The Games 5 & 1! Following up is Stewart Lange with his The MMA 5 & 1! Next is The Music 5 & 1 by Jeremy Thomas. Bringing up the rear is The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Greg De Marco. Check it out! Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.


ROAD TO AVN!
I'm currently writing this from my suite at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. Shout out to the Cosmopolitan! Excellent customer service and an unparalleled experience across the board.

AVN is going strong! A different venue this year, the Hard Rock is hosting the fun and has provided some pretty memorable happenings so far! Come back next week for the FULL RUNDOWN!


VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot in the comments or email me at [e-mail]!

Our OFFICIAL HALL OF BANG!

Stacey Dash
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Keeley Hazell
Mya Jane
Susan Coffey
Holly Peers
Denise Milani
Penelope Cruz
Arianny Celeste
Kate Upton!

Once we have 16 members in the Hall of Bang we'll be having a tourney to crown Miss Bang! That's right. From the sweet 16 to one, where YOU decide who's numero uno!

Sarah Shahi continues to upset as she beat out Jessica Alba last week to get win number 2! Alba had the lead for most of the voting but Sarah's fans staged a last minute comeback to win 37 votes to 32! Wow!

Sarah goes for win number three and to do so she'll have to defeat Stacy Keibler! Keibler easily handled Eva Longoria last week, 41 votes to 30! Can Sarah do it again? Will Keibler have the winning combination to take down Shahi? It's all up to YOU!

Sarah Shahi VS. Stacy Keibler



VOTE BELOW!

Whoever the champ is going to be next week, they'll need a new challenger! This week we have two worthy ladies! Welcome Hope Dworaczyk and January Jones to the mix!

Hope Dworaczyk VS. January Jones



VOTE BELOW!


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MYSTERY RUMP!
So in MYSTERY RUMP/RACK it's real simple. I present to you a pick of a mystery rack (or rump!) and YOU tell me who it is. Easy, right? For some of you this might present a challenge so I'll give you a couple clues each week. But they won't be obvious clues. You'll have to really look hard to figure it out!

Who was it last week? A tough one last week! Guess no one knew that the RACK belonged to none other than...Kristina James!



Let's keep it going. Clues for this week:

* She graduated with a degree in business management and marketing.

* She's from the "lost island".

Gentlemen, start your guesses!



Stop by next week for the reveal!


VIDEO-O-GO-GO
Here's something that will get you thinking! Check out a little taste of FDR, American Badass! Give this a big budget and watch the money come rolling in!




Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!




No Magazine For You!
A part of me believes Oprah had something to do with this! Regardless, Kris Jenner's controlling demands has put an end to the planned Kardashian magazine. The New York Post reports that American Media Inc., who publishes Star and the National Enquirer among other mags, has ended plans for the Kardashian magazine after Jenner demanded full editorial control not only over the Kardashian magazine but all other AMI publications to ensure her family got "positive" coverage.

Wow. That's pretty intense.

AMI balked at the terms, even after Jenner promised to give all the family's gossip solely to the magazine, as they didn't want to cut out a large amount of potential Kardashian news that could be negative..and more juicy! AMI CEO David Pecker....

Pecker...

...killed the deal in a flashy manner by publishing the story claiming Robert Kardashian wasn't Khloe's real dad in Star. The message was clear to Kris at that point and she pulled all Kardashian related ads from Star.

That was a close call. Is there any celebrity out there that you would WANT to see a monthly magazine about? The cast of Jersey Shore? Ryan Seacrest? Nick Cannon?



I don't think this is the last we've heard about a Kardashian magazine.


WAR WAHLBERG!
Remember, think before you speak. Mark Wahlberg took it a little too far in a new interview with Men's Journal. Wahlberg says that world history would have been different had he not made a fortuitous decision to fly to Toronto a week early and thus avoid boarding one of the planes out of Boston that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11th. "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did," he told the magazine. "There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"

As you can imagine, some people found his comments...a little awkward. Wahlberg came out and apologized for his 9/11 comment, releasing a statement that says: "To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with, and to suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention."

Moving on, Wahlberg made some other...awkward comments. He's now a religious man and has markedly changed his sex life. At least when it comes to his own personal intimacy. "I don't get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don't believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I'm a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the -- I mean, it's not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it's not like, 'I shouldn't do it because of my faith. I'm just not really that into it that much anyway."

Got that? If you all want to read this column and spank the --, DO IT!



Something for the ladies!


SNOOKI?
Do you recognize her? Usually covered up in layers of spray tan, false lashes, and hairspray, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi stripped down for a TwitPic that she posted this past week. The little Jersey Shore starlet, who wrote, "No make up day :) and IDC [I don't care] :)" earned good buzz from followers for her photo, which showed her with clean, straight hair, bare eyes and healthy skin. When Snooki, who once admitted to regularly hitting the gym in full makeup, first came onto the scene, she was known for her hair "poof," which she ditched in 2010 in favor of a more "mature" look. Since then, she's added red highlights to her hair, but the makeup and routine spray tans have stayed.

A very slow makeover!



Make-up or natural?


Warm the Heart!
See, not all my stories are negative about celeb's! Take actress Zoe Saldana! She's a real-life badass action hero! Zoe rushed to the aid of an elderly woman in L.A. the other day, after a car accident left a bloody gash on the lady's face. According to reports, Zoe was driving along in Culver City when she noticed the accident and jumped into action, helping the woman out of her car and onto the sidewalk. Saldana called 911 on her cell phone and then stayed by the woman's side until an ambulance arrived.

Don't get any ideas out there!



Our hero!


What's the BUZZ?
All sorts of stuff to sum up the week! Give it a peek to see what you may have missed out on!






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Kristina James! A brand new lady for you to enjoy the fruits of her beauty!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…Kristina James!



VS. worthy?

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!


Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

*****Top 5 Annoying Hollywood Trends by Trevor Snyder and Company
*****Editor's Note: The Best and Worst Movie Posters of 2011 by Chad Webb
*****A Bloody Good Time by Joseph Lee.
*****Two Tivos to Paradise by Al Norton
*****Movie's Fact or Fiction by Ben Piper. This week Trevor Snyder and Dimitri Drolis debate!


Playboy has been kind enough to release me on the lovely Playmates. Here's some interviews to keep you entertained!

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Miss July
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Miss December
Miss January 2012
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