The Hollywood 5 & 1: 01.28.11: 911 Call Edition!

Posted by Steve Gustafson on 01.28.2012

Sarah Shahi takes on Hope Dworaczyk and Kristina James battles Nina Agdal in Vs, Demi Moore deals with fallout from her hospital visit, coverage from the Adult Video News awards and is Charlie Sheen up to his old tricks again? Plus Chyna is our "& 1" Model of the Week and more!

BEFORE WE BEGIN...
I'm Steve Gustafson and we're back for another week of celebrity gossip, hot women, and goofy fun. I read through all the tabloid magazines and gossip sites so you don't have to. If you are easily offended by hot women...STOP READING NOW!

Do you enjoy the 5 & 1 format? Of course you do! Check this out. First up is the newest member to the 5 & 1 club...Sean Garmer with his The Games 5 & 1! Following up is Stewart Lange with his The MMA 5 & 1! Next is The Music 5 & 1 by Jeremy Thomas. Bringing up the rear is The Wrestling 5 & 1 by Greg De Marco. Check it out! Oh yeah, besides writing about the zany lives of famous people, I cover movie news! Yes, that's right. Each and every Monday I do the Big Screen Bulletin.


ROAD TO AVN WRAP UP!
AVN has come and gone and left a pile of crazy memories stacked high! I'm still downloading over 50 interviews that I did while I was there so get ready for AVN OVERLOAD for the next few weeks! Today I'll share a few but let's hit some highlights:

* I always like to keep an eye on new talent. I've had a pretty good track record so far and this year my "One to Watch" is Leya Falcon (@LeyaFalcon). A self-proclaimed Star Wars geek, Leya was awesome to hang out with and if you saw the pics of us partying at Marquee, you know she gots the moves!

* Speaking of "One to Watch", Chanel Preston had one of the best 2011s of ANYONE! It's no secret that I've been a fan of Chanel's from the beginning and at AVN everyone was talking about her. Still relatively new, Chanel is already on pace to be a huge superstar in the business.

* Girlfriends Films is one of my favorite studios. Why? Not only do they turn out quality product but you'd be hard pressed to find a more fan-friendly group...ANYWHERE! They do a ton of charity work and do a lot to bring in a wide audience.

* My favorite director? Axel Braun. Not only is he the hardest working director but his Vivid Entertainment superhero parody films are amazing! He just doesn't churn them out, he is a true comic book fan that likes to throw little nods to the true fanboys out there. Just wait to see what he has coming up next!

* Last year I told everyone to keep an eye on the Adult Trading Card Company (ATCC). If you did, it paid off. They got a huge AVN Award win this year and I couldn't be happier for them! Series 2 looks awesome and they are growing by leaps and bounds!

* How can you talk about AVN without mentioning Digital Playground? With the best line-up in the industry, DP is always ahead of the curve. Jesse Jane is awesome beyond words and always has time for fans. But with Riley Steele, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Selina Rose, and BiBi Jones, you know you're getting the cream of the crop!

* Speaking of Jesse Jane. Her Diosa Tequila was a smash hit! Go to your local liquor store and demand they carry it!

* Chyna made her AVN debut and what a debut it was! With her second official title soon to be released, Chyna is making an impact!

Alright, I could go on and on but let's check out a few interviews!

First up is India Summer. Now in the course of my coverage I always try to be "fair and balanced". But when it comes to India, I admit my "crush". Even better, she knows about it! Still, she's pure class and beauty...and I could talk to her for hours!



Bree Olson is leaving the industry to pursue mainstream fame! But before she left she co-hosted the AVN Awards. I got a chance to talk to her before she stepped on the stage!



Next is the sexy Kiara Mia! Another admitted "crush". I don't how much longer I'm going to be able to use that before my fiance starts to catch on!




VS
Quick rundown of the rules. The winner stays! 4 wins gets you to the Hall of Bang! It's that simple. Feel free to throw in your suggestions for that number one spot in the comments or email me at [e-mail]!

Our OFFICIAL HALL OF BANG!

Stacey Dash
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sofia Vergara
Mila Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Keeley Hazell
Mya Jane
Susan Coffey
Holly Peers
Denise Milani
Penelope Cruz
Arianny Celeste
Kate Upton!

Once we have 16 members in the Hall of Bang we'll be having a tourney to crown Miss Bang! That's right. From the sweet 16 to one, where YOU decide who's numero uno!

The Sarah Shahi train keeps on moving! She gets win number 3 by beating out Stacy Keibler, 44 votes to 34! Keibler hung in there for the most part but Sarah pulled away at the end to secure the victory!

You know what that means! That's right! Sarah is one win away from Hall of Bang entry! I'll be honest, I didn't think she'd make it this far but she's beaten some tough competition. So who is she facing? That would be none other than...Hope Dworaczyk! Hope defeated January Jones easily last week, 52 to 22.

Can Sarah take down the surging Hope? Will Hope start her own march to the Hall? It's all up to YOU!

Sarah Shahi VS. Hope Dworaczyk



VOTE BELOW!

If Sarah wins next week we'll need two new competitors to face off! First up we have our soon to be revealed Mystery RUMP Tahiti Cora talking on the sexy Kim Lee! Let's give these ladies some extra space!

Tahiti Cora VS. Kim Lee



VOTE BELOW!

Let's get Kristina James into the mix! James will step in for the first time against another newcomer, Nina Agdal! Quite a contrast!

Kristina James VS. Nina Agdal



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MYSTERY RACK!
So in MYSTERY RUMP/RACK it's real simple. I present to you a pick of a mystery rack (or rump!) and YOU tell me who it is. Easy, right? For some of you this might present a challenge so I'll give you a couple clues each week. But they won't be obvious clues. You'll have to really look hard to figure it out!

Who was it last week? MNM!!! HOW? Bravo sir. You got it right. Mr. MNM somehow was able to correctly guess that last weeks RUMP belonged to...Tahiti Cora!



Let's keep it going. Clues for this week:

* She was a tomboy growing up.

* At one point, growing up, she joined a gang!

Gentlemen, start your guesses!



Stop by next week for the reveal!


VIDEO-O-GO-GO
I talked about Chanel Preston earlier and here's her interview! I should mention that her site www.chanelpreston.com is LIVE! If you're of age, check it out! And follow her on Twitter: @ChanelPreston! Tell her "Cousin" Steve sent you!



Alright, let's get to the actual Hollywood 5 & 1. I go through 5 things out of Hollywood this past week that made me scratch my head plus our "& 1" Model of the Week! Let's go!




Moore Drama!
Demi Moore, following her hospitalization Tuesday night, has dropped out of the film Lovelace. Moore is officially seeking professional help for exhaustion but is rumored to have a substance abuse problem.

I think we've all come to terms what "exhaustion" means in Hollywood terms, right?

TMZ reported that the actress will no longer feature in the biopic of former porn star Linda Lovelace; Moore was set to play a small role as feminist activist Gloria Steinem, who took a very public stance against pornography. Amanda Seyfried will star as Lovelace and Peter Sarsgaard as Lovelace's ex-husband and porn production manager Chuck Traynor. James Franco will play Hugh Hefner in a small role, while Hank Azaria in December signed on to play Jerry Damiano, the director of Deep Throat.

Also causing a little buzz was Ashton Kutcher's reaction to her hospitalization. Rather his non-reaction. Ashton was photographed partying away on the night it happened. And several nights after.



She might be using the Lohan Method of Acting.


1 Man!
The big rumor out in Vegas was, "Is Sheen in town?" Sheen has been all over the map when it comes to Two and a Half Men, but he appears to be back where he started. "I don't think it should go on past this year," he told journalists, including the Hollywood Reporter, at this year's NATPE (National Association of Television Program Executives) conference in Miami, where TV projects are shopped to syndicators, digital outlets and overseas markets. "I just think that people are there because there's nowhere else to go. Yet."

Yet. Interesting.

"We will not disappoint," the actor insisted, referring to Anger Management, the comedy he's working on for FX, which has already ordered 10 episodes, script unseen. "At this stage of the game, to deliver a turd? It's not going to happen," Sheen promised. "It's going to be an absolute f--king rocket ship to the moon." The sitcom star attributes the positive vibes to "a combination of respect, admiration and involvement that didn't exist" over at his former series. "I don't want to harp on them," Sheen added. "Let the clueless stay clueless...I was a puppet there for ratings. But whatever, I don't care. I've moved on, and whatever they're doing there is none of my business." A point he reiterated a few times throughout the course of the interview. "Whatever started with [Men co-creator Chuck Lorre] rolled down to all of us," Sheen said. "I'm not saying it was s--t, but I'm not saying it was f--king gold either. But whatever, man, they're doing their thing and I'm free from their bondage." And, if nothing else, he at least respects his replacement and former costars' "thing." "Hats off to [Ashton Kutcher for doing the best job that he can," Sheen noted. "I don't think that he's working with the best writing because [Lorre is] doing too many shows. He and [Jon Cryer] and [Angus T. Jones] deserve better material."

Anyone out there watch Men? How has it been with Charlie?



Who's missing that 'ole' crazy Charlie?


It's 50!
YIKES! Rapper/actor 50 Cent is a betting man and he's about to make this year's Super Bowl a little more interesting. Depending on your point-of-view. Mr. Curtis Jackson reportedly won a $500,000 bet on the New York Giants in the NFC Championship game, but he's wagering even more on the Giants' ability to take down the New England Patriots on Feb. 5. The Hollywood Gossip first pointed out that Curtis recently accepted a bet from Twitter follower @MyBestAssets that will cost him more than cash if the Giants lose: The rapper quickly responded to the bet agreeing that he'll post a nude photo of himself and @MyBestAssets said she'd post photo of both her "boobs and face" if the Giants win.

Before you get too excited, Twitter friend RealLexBlack posted to me: "He also said he would retire if Kanye beat him in record sales, @stevethegoose. We see how that went. (lol)". Great point!



To keep with the theme, instead of 50 we'll look at Summer Brielle!


Hosting Under the Influence!
This is cool but we all really want to know if any "dirty business" went down! Pat Sajak is admitting to hosting under the influence. *GASP* The longtime face of Wheel of Fortune, said he has hosted the popular show while drunk. *GASP* "Yes," Sajak admitted with a laugh when to Dan Le Batard of Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable asked if he ever hosted the show inebriated. "When I first started and was much younger and could tolerate those things, we had a different show then." In Wheel of Fortune's early format, Sajak found himself with two-and-a-half-hour dinner breaks while they changed up the prizes. So he and his right-hand woman Vanna White would go out to Los Arcos, a nearby Mexican restaurant in Burbank, for some margaritas. "Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six and then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet. They're really great tapes to get a hold of," Sajak said. With the duo averaging four margaritas per outing, did alcohol make the show better or worse? "I had a great time. I have no idea if the shows were any good, but no one said anything, so I guess I did OK," Sajak said. However, alcohol is no longer a player in Sajak's hosting duties. He added: "I would be hesitant to have anything to drink now."

C'mon Pat! Give us the real dirt! Did you buy Vanna an "O"?



You knew we weren't getting out of here without an old school Vanna picture


What's the BUZZ?
I've been covering celebrity gossip for years and even I was caught by surprise by this one! Seal says there is still a chance he could get back together with Heidi Klum after their split.






Welcome back to the & 1 Model of the Week! Where we search this thing called the internet to find a lovely lady to appreciate in all her beauty.

The & 1 Model of the Week brings us...Chyna! OK, I admit that the picture I got of her isn't the best. One, she was in a rush as she was one of the first presenters. Two, I wasn't set up either so it was a quick shot. But I wanted to share!

Keep the comments respectful!



Ladies and Gentlemen, I present…Chyna!



I already know what your answer will be.

Stop back next week for another & 1 Model of the Week!


Before I say GOODBYE!
I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of the other OUTSTANDING articles on www.411mania.com. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't peep around the site. I always get my daily habit of reading. Here's a small sample!

*****Top 5 Man Vs. Nature Movies by Trevor Snyder and Company
*****Ten Deep: Top 10 Comic Book Movie TV Wishes by Mike Gorman
*****A Bloody Good Time by Joseph Lee.
*****Two Tivos to Paradise by Al Norton
*****Movie's Fact or Fiction by Ben Piper. This week Joseph Lee and Andy Critchell debate!


Playboy has been kind enough to release me on the lovely Playmates. Here's some interviews to keep you entertained!

Miss January
Miss February
Miss March
Miss April
Miss July
Miss August
Miss September
Miss October
Miss November
Miss December
Miss January 2012
Miss February 2012

Before I let you go, here's a little Health PSA courtesy of Leya Falcon!




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Do you have something to say? A celebrity story? Juicy gossip? Shoot me an email at [e-mail]. Thanks again, be safe out there, and just chill...till the next episode...

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