Be forwarned, though, that that trailer is NOT safe for work! In fact, it's downright filthy! I can't imagine that they're gonna show that trailer in theaters, it's probably an internet only thing. I think it's great that movie companies are taking advantage of the internet, otherwise people would regularly not be able to see preview's like this. And let's face it, the sex and nudity is the only reason anybody is gonna see this thing anyway!
It you don't wanna see the video but are still curious about what it might be showing, here are some NSFW screens.
Now I may be crazy, but DAYUM! Sharon Stone looks hot in this!
SEE!? Do you see? I think this one is a sure download, especially if we see more of her. She's extremely hot for a 47 year old. Look for yourself:
Yes sir, I like it.
But enough of that, who likes Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightly? Here's their cover picture from this month's Vanity Fair:
I've never been a huge fan of Scarlett, but she has been attractive on some occasions. Unforunately, this is not one of them. Can you say thunder thighs? I literally cannot tell where her ass ends and her legs begin. As for Kiera, though, she's always a super hottie and it's great to see her like this. Too bad she's got that gay guy all over her. But it's okay, he really is gay! Unfortunately, this is the best we'll see of them probably for a long time, if ever. Though Keira did show her beautiful young breasts in the movie The Hole. I know I will have slept with her by 2010, but I think we should ALL see what she brings to the table. Or bed. Or bathroom stall. Shoot, I'm gonna get fired after this, aren't I?
What the hell am I doing? Am I now a smut seller? I'm so getting fired for all this.
Weekend Box Office
1. The Pink Panther - $21.7 million ($21.7 million)
2. Final Destination 3 - $20.1 million ($20.1 million)
3. Curious George - $15.3 million ($15.3 million)
4. Firewall - $13.8 million ($13.8 million)
5. When A Stranger Calls - $10 million ($34.8 million)
6. Big Momma's House 2 - $6.8 million ($54.8 million)
7. Nanny McPhee - $5.2 million ($33.2 million)
8. Brokeback Mountain - $4.1 million ($66.6 million)
9. Hoodwinked - $2.52 million ($47.3 million)
10. Underworld: Evolution - $2.5 million ($57.2 million)
What a lame little list. Only one of these flicks, Brokeback Mountain, is quality filmmaking. I guess it is after the Oscar deadline, so this is when studios pump out their crappy movies for the year. I think it's really sad that When A Stranger Calls is up there, because it is total garbage. Thank goodness Underwared: Evolution will be out of the top ten next week, as it doesn't deserve to be up there. The rest of the list is pretty much forgettable, and none of them will rake in much more money in coming weeks.
Note: These news bits aren't really organized in any way, so don't think the top one if more important than a middle or bottom one.
Damon and Affleck Are Lawyers The Story: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are set to reteam for an untitled drama that will be based on a true story. Affleck and Damon will play Michael Banks and J. Gordon Cooney, respectively. The movie will tell of two lawyers at a Philadelphia firm that took on a pro bono appeal which lasted 15 years. The lawyers won nine stays of execution for death-row inmate John Thompson and finally got him exonerated of all charges. Source: Variety
The Pink: It'll be good to see this duo together onscreen again. It seems that they can always put on great performances when they work together. The story sound like it could be really interesting, especially since it is based on real life stuff.
The Stink: Ben Affleck is a certified box office dud. It's sad that he'll have to rely on his more talented bud Damon to give him another hit. Hopefully this will bring him out of his rut.
Sandler and James Are Gay The Story: Adam Sandler and Kevin James are in talks to star in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," a new comedy that will see the two play firefighters who pretend to be a married gay couple so they can receive domestic partner benefits. The film has been discussed for years with many different names proposed for the lead roles but is now finally moving forward with David Dobkin ("Wedding Crashers") likely to direct a screenplay by Oscar winners Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor ("Sideways"). Source: Zap2it
The Pink: Sandler and James are awesome comedy actors. Sandler is a bigger name, but James has really proved himself with King of Queens and Hitch, and he'll play this role great. With a good director and writers, this flick has the makings to be a hilarious one.
The Stink: Alot of gay groups might take exception to this and make a big stink about it. With Brokeback Mountain, the public has proven that gay movies are acceptable, but this might do damage if they're making fun of it. Hopefully it will turn out alright because it sounds like a good one.
Res Evil Is Extinct The Story: "Resident Evil: Extinction" will begin shooting in 2006 with Milla Jovovich set to return and Russell Mulcahy to direct a screenplay by Paul WS Anderson. Source: Variety
The Pink:
Sienna Guillory
The Stink:
Paul WS Anderson
Biel, Ricci and Fiddy Are Brave The Story: 50 Cent, Jessica Biel, and Christina Ricci have joined the cast of "Home of the Brave," a new film from Irwin Winkler starring Samuel L. Jackson. The story follows three soldiers who struggle to readjust to normal life after returning home from a lengthy tour in Iraq. Jackson will play a doctor who tries to resume his life but finds himself struggling to adjust. Source: Variety
The Pink: This sounds like it could be interesting if they do it right. Not to mention anything with Sam Jackson in it is awesome. Also, this lady doesn't hurt matters either.
The Stink: 50 Cent's acting. I think he proved in the stinkbomb Get Rich Or Die Tryin' that he just flat out can't act. Seriously, he's lame. As for the movie, hopefully it won't turn into a pro-america propoganda flick that alot of movies like this turn out to be. Looks to be on the right track, though.
Miller Reveals Sin City 2 Details The Story: Speaking at San Francisco's WonderCon, "Sin City" creator Frank Miller said the following about the upcoming sequel to "Sin City." "I've written a new story that weaves through it what happened to Nancy Callaghan after Hartigan's suicide. It's truly surprising. This is not 'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.' There are other short stories that are in it, including possibly "Blue Eyes," but the spine is going to be "A Dame to Kill." "We might be starting shooting as soon as May. It could be June." Source: Zap2it
The Pink: This is going to be awesome. The first Sin City movie was most excellent and the sequel will surely be a classic. It's interesting that Miller is writing a new story for the flick, but it will surely be great. Hopefully Robert Rodriguez will be on this one as well. And just for kicks, and to follow my trend this week, here's a hot pic of Jessica Alba.
The Stink: No stink here, this is gonna rule!
Jason Returns For Another Friday The Story: Michael Bay's horror shingle Platinum Dunes ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Amityville Horror") is set to produce the eleventh film in the "Friday the 13th" franchise for New Line Cinema. Following the origins of the Jason Voorhees character, the studio is rushing the film into production in hopes to have it ready for this coming Friday October 13th, three weeks before Halloween. Former net scribe Mark Wheaton ("The Messengers", "Son of the Morning Star") will pen the script. Source: Dark Horizons
The Pink: I'm a huge fan of Jason and the Friday the 13th series. I thought Jason X was beyond goofy though. I like the idea that they will be following the origins of the character, which has only been explained in vague detail in the past.
The Stink: Does there really need to be an 11th movie in the series. I'll be surprised if they manage to get this one into theaters and not straight to video. Though Freddy vs. Jason was a success and may have given both franchises a little more life.
Movie Reviews... In Haikus!
The Pink Panther Mediocre flick
Prequel to original
Steve Martin still rules
Final Destination 3 Brainless horror fun
Death scenes very tongue in cheek
Thrills and gore galore!
Curious George Decent kids movie
Nothing really for adults
The books are cuter
Firewall Ford is still awesome
But film is predictable
Could have been better
Annoying Celebrity Of The Week
Mariah Carey
Yeah, I know she's a singer, but I'm just plain sick of her. I'll admit she has a great voice, but she always ruins her songs by doing that stupid shrieky thing. I think it's great that she didn't clean house at the Grammy's like so many experts predicted. Oh wait a second. She IS an actor, isn't she? How could I forget this classic?
This is the website of a great Vancouver musician named Devin Townsend. He's been making solo albums for about ten years now, but has gained bigger fame with his band Strapping Young Lad and previously sang for guitar legend Steve Vai. He has an amazing sound which is nearly impossible to classify in one genre. Check him out for yourself, you won't regret it!
The Sign Off
Just for kicks, here's another pic of Keira Knightly.
