The Men Who Stare At Goats Review
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 11.09.2009
More of this review is true than you would believe.
Directed by: Grant Heslov Written by: Peter Straughan
Starring: George Clooney - Lyn Cassady Ewan McGregor - Bob Wilton Jeff Bridges - Bill Django Kevin Spacey - Larry Hooper Robert Patrick - Todd Nixon Stephen Lang - General Hopgood Stephen Root - Gus Lacey Rebecca Mader - Helen Glenn Morshower - Major Jim Holtz
Running Time: 90 minutes
Rated R for language, some drug content and brief nudity.
Films about the Iraq War have been box office and, largely, critical poison over the last several years. Americans grew increasingly tired of their country's presence in formerly Hussein-ruled country, and as such weren't interested in watching films that dramatized the involvement of the country and our troops there. While The Hurt Locker garnered much critical praise and some commercial success this summer, it stands out almost as a lone soldier in a battalion of noble failures. Audiences have shown they aren't interested in films such as Stop-Loss, Lions for Lambs, In The Valley of Elah, Home of the Brave and other such films. All of those films had one thing in common—they were all serious dramas which played it straight down the middle and didn't try to go for laughs. Someone was eventually bound to wonder then—how audiences would take a comedy about the war? Along comes The Men Who Stare At Goats, starring George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges and Kevin Spacey, to answer that question.
The movie first introduces us to Robert Wilton (McGregor), a reporter for a small local newspaper who interviews a man (Root) who claims to have been part of a group of "psychic spies" within the US Army. Wilton takes nothing that the man says seriously. However, when his wife leaves him for his one-armed boss and he finds himself running to Iraq in a misguided attempt to prove his manhood to her, he ends up running into Lyn Cassady (Clooney). Lyn is, as it turns out, a part of that same unit, retired of course—or is he? When fate and an errant doodle convinces Lyn to bring Bob along with him, the two venture into Iraq and Bob regales us with the story of the New Earth Army, this top-secret organization, and how its founder Bill Django (Bridges) brought it to new heights before jealousy and a poisonous new recruit (Spacey) brought it to ruin. As they stumble through misadventures on the way toward the mission Lyn claims to be on, Bob wonders how much of this is true—and if he's ever going to get out of Iraq alive.
The Men Who Stare At Goats is written by Peter Straughan, inspired by the book of the same name by Jon Ronson. It begins with the disclaimed that "more of this is true than you would believe," and for some that might be an immediate turn-off. After all, the military—the American military—wouldn't be so crazy as to spend on a black ops budget for things like remote viewing (aka clairvoyance), LSD experimentation and being able to kill goats just by staring at them, would it? Psychic soldiers is just too silly of a concept, some might think, especially during a scene in which the approval of the military is gained because the Russians are experimenting with it based on an unsubstantiated rumor that the Americans are, which in turn causes the Americans to do so. This is the kind of humorous situation that one would expect to be in Dr. Strangelove, and there are a lot of comparisons which can be made to that film. One of the key comparisons is that, similar to that film, this movie's politics are not as far-left as one might think. Certainly, the spacey hippies—Django and Lynn—are the heroes of the New Age Army, and Spacey's Larry Hooper stands with Glenn Morshower's Major Jim Holtz as the villains who must be stopped. But at the same time there's a lot of silliness attributed to the hippies, and in the end it's not so much about who's wrong and who's right. It's not even about whether the story is true or not. In many ways, Stare at Goats is a metaphor for the levels to which governments will reach to declare victory. It could just as easily be about the arms race—and really, it is about an arms race of sorts. Just not the kinds of arms you can attain without crystals or meditating while listening to Boston.
The main thing which makes this film work is the performances. In the wrong hands, the characters of this movie could be viewed as abject failures. Luckily the talented cast makes this work very well. George Clooney plays Lyn Cassady with just enough zaniness to be hysterical, yet not going so far as to make him over the top. Yes, there is an inherent loony quality to Cassady, but making him little more than a caricature would have done irreparable damage to the film. Clooney knows just when to pull back from that brink. Jeff Bridges is as good as he's ever been here. Many are comparing his performance to that of the Dude in The Big Lebowski, and there are certain correlations that can be drawn. This is a different sort of stoner though, and the way he brings him out, both during the idealistic days of the New Earth Army and the darker present, takes a different level of skill that Bridges handles nicely. Larry Hooper is given a slimy, snake oil salesman style by Kevin Spacey. He's a science fiction writer who was brought in and who, it is quickly discovered, has no actual talent of his own, and by the time we reach the present he's using "psychology ops" as a way to hide his new vision of the psychic soldier. The L. Ron Hubbard associations are very hard to miss, and Spacey does very well in the role. Working against all this lunacy is Ewan McGregor as the straight man, and the eyes of the audience. The New Earth Army calls its soldiers "Jedi Warriors," and it's tough not to chuckle at the way McGregor, a former Jedi himself, serves as the padawan in all of this.
The direction from Grant Heslov, who produced Clooney's Good Night, and Good Luck, has a tendency to keep things light and for the most part it works. It is being largely compared to the works of the Coen brothers due to the zany nature of the story and the presence of actors like Bridges and Clooney, and there is certainly some of that tone evident in the "stranger than fiction" take the film puts on the premise. At the same time, it doesn't go as far into left field as some of the Coens' work and that's probably a good thing. Heslov doesn't bring constant and non-stop laughs, but there are many elements of the film that are quite funny. Some scenes, such as a soldier's LSD-fueled outburst that works against the New Earth Army, just don't seem to work because Heslov can't seem to decide whether it's funny or serious. It would be a difficult scene to frame under any director, but regardless he doesn't seem quite as capable in this or other scenes which try to straddle that serio-comic tone. They detract from the film a bit and briefly take the audience out of the experience, at least until another laugh brings them back in. Another problem is that, while the movie moves along speedily, by the time the last act hits there doesn't seem to be much left to go on. It sustains itself by the performance until the end, where it wraps things up a bit too neatly. It doesn't make the film a loss by any stretch though, and there's far more to enjoy than there is to dislike.
The 411: Is The Men Who Stare At Goats really based on a true story? It's hard to say, and perhaps it doesn't even matter. What matters is that Grant Heslov and Peter Straughan have put together a rare comedy about the War in Iraq, and in a more general sense a metaphor for the nonsensical lengths that governments will take to achieve victory. Containing a Dr. Strangelove-like feel without ever really reaching the heights of Kubrick's farcical masterpiece, it is nonetheless a funny film that features some very good performances from George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey and Ewan McGregor. It's not a constant, laugh-out-loud riot, but it's still very entertaining and is likely to leave audiences remembering what works far more than what doesn't.
yeah this movie is based on a true story. there really are guys that can kill barn-yard animals with their minds. oh by the way - you are stupid.
Posted By: puba516 (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 12:11 AM
It's based on the story that during the cold war the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. were trying their hardest to find any means possible to win the war and there are reports that they even tried to find psychic soldiers.
Posted By: dosomeresearchbeforeinsulting (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:15 AM
Uh read the book....this shit actually happened...not the goats were being killed psychically, but it was a real program
Posted By: Erik (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:19 AM
yeah this movie is based on a true story. there really are guys that can kill barn-yard animals with their minds. oh by the way - you are stupid.
Posted By: puba516 (Guest)
The US government has experimented with remote viewing, dipshit.
Posted By: paco smith (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:33 AM
in the cold war there was a real operative of so called psychics and mentalists, of course it was quite dumb, they just formed it because apparently the russians had one also
Posted By: blah (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:39 AM
"yeah this movie is based on a true story. there really are guys that can kill barn-yard animals with their minds. oh by the way - you are stupid."
It's so mean, yet this made me laugh...
Posted By: Regrets (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:55 AM
Posted By: Guest#4413 (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 02:09 AM
Its based on a real section of the CIA. As for goats I'm not sure but there is proof of the members being able to describe Soviet technology before US spies found out about it.
Posted By: Bittermidget (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 07:10 AM
Good cast apart from Ewan McGregor. Sounds like a steaming turd though.
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 08:17 AM
I actually thouht this was a Coen brothers movie.
Posted By: ADAM (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 09:07 AM
I saw this movie on Sunday and was completely entertained.
Posted By: SweetPete816 (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Boring movie. The first third was pretty entertaining. After about forty-five minutes, though, I was checking to see if I had any missed calls on my phone. A good concept doesn't make a good movie when there is no story whatsoever.
Posted By: Robert Marella (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:19 PM
I enjoyed it. Clooney and Bridges stole the show, but Macgregor held his own, and Spacey did his part well. It's the type of movie I'd like tos ee again, as I'd be able to focus more on the dialogue and the performances instead of the plot. There's some truly great lines in this film, and I think they get a little lost.
I also enjoyed the climax to the film - it actually sounds plausible, and there's some legitimately funny moments in it.
Posted By: Jim (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:26 PM
I thought the point of this movie was "things tend to be better when you're on drugs". Which is a point I can agree on. ;)
Posted By: Frank (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 01:55 PM
'yeah this movie is based on a true story. there really are guys that can kill barn-yard animals with their minds. oh by the way - you are stupid.'
yeah people who act liker they know the history that this movie is based upon and actually deny the existance of this kinda program is not only blind to cold war history, but also incredibly stupid for displaying their ignorance so blatantly and notroiously on the internet.
my advice to you, pubic516, is to sell your computer, stop skipping your grade 5 american history class and don't buy another computer until you have learned...something.
oh by the way - you are stupid.
Posted By: Guest#1074 (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 05:29 PM
While I won't call this movie horrible, I can't call it good either. It wasn't overly funny, but all the jokes didn't suck either. My opinion of this movie is this....While I don't feel it was a complete waste of time or money, I feel that within a month I won't even remember what this movie was about besides the title.
Posted By: JWestmoreland (Guest) on November 09, 2009 at 08:39 PM