Never Back Down Review
Posted by Jeffrey Harris on 03.17.2008
Never stop yelling clichés!!!
Never Back Down
Directed By: Jeff Wadlow Written By: Chris Hauty Runtime: 106 minutes
Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material involving intense sequences of fighting/violence, some sexuality, partying and language -- all involving teens.
Jake Tyler - Sean Faris Jean Roqua - Djimon Hounsou Ryan McCarthy - Cam Gigandet Baja Miller - Amber Heard Max Cooperman - Evan Peters Margot Tyler - Leslie Hope Charlie Tyler - Wyatt Smith
Actually, Never Back Down, was not absolutely horrible and degenerate. However, it's still a majorly ridiculous, predictable, and convoluted film. In the movie, Jake Tyler (Fellow Houstonian, Faris) is an agitated, slightly rebellious youth. Jake is agitated because his dad died in an accident while driving drunk, and Jake was in the passenger seat. Jake takes out a lot of aggression on the football field, where he's a powerful tackler. But then he gets into fights whenever someone tries to push a nerve. His mother, Margot (Hope, formerly Mrs. Teri Bauer of TV's 24), struggles to keep it together after the family moves from Iowa to bright, sunny Orlando, FL since Jake's tennis prodigy little brother, Charlie (Smith), earned a scholarship at a prestigious school.
Jake feels intimidated by the snobby rich types in Florida, but he's quickly befriended by an annoying as hell schmuck by the name of Max Cooperman (Peters), whom Jake earlier saw "brawling" with some other students. There's a character like Max in every movie like this, when a new kid moves to a new rich town, and finds a new, "funny" best friend. Except Max is not funny with his running commentary on everything the movie already depicts. And then there's the ultra-rich, uber-bully, badass punk who owns the school, Ryan McCarthy (Gigandet). Ryan dates Baja (Heard previously in Friday Night Lights), the girl that Jake was making cow eyes with when he first arrived. Ryan is also the toughest martial arts badass of all Orlando area high school districts. See cheesy 1990's B-movie, Showdown, starring Billy Blanks. Both films contain virtually the exact same plot.
For some reason, Max and apparently the rest of the school googles Jake and views videos of him sacking all the players during football, complete with the cracks about Jake's dad, despite the game at the beginning of the movie taking place in the soaking rain. Apparently, this makes Jake a worthy opponent for Ryan. At a house party, Ryan and Max introduce Jake to their little underground mixed martial arts circuit. So Ryan royally whoops Jake, and makes him humble as the Sheik would say. That only ticks off Jake more, so Jake wants to go back and whoop Ryan in the rematch! Max offers Jake an opportunity to train under Jean Roqua (Hounsou, the only name actor in the movie, probably wanted a quick paycheck), a former Brazilian MMA pro who now lives in his gym. Roqua forbids his students from ever fighting outside the gym or they are gone -- despite the fact that Max constantly participates in such -- not to mention filming videos of the fights and putting them all over the internet and YouTube. This apparently makes Roqua and the rest of his students ignorant hermits who are not aware of any of it. Roqua, impressed with Jake's tenacity and physical drive, decides to be his new Mr. Miyagi. Oh yeah, a Karate Kid reference, I went there.
Jake continues to train and improve at MMA, but still can not get over his personal issues and the death of his father. Not to mention the fact that Jake is still ticked at Baja for baiting him into going to Ryan's party, and Ryan kicking his ass . . . even though his good buddy Max basically baited Jake as well. Jake takes out his aggression on some upperclass dudes in a hummer for no apparent reason. Even more ridiculous, the video Max tapes of the illegal beating and assault makes Jake the talk of YouTube and the school. And apparently, Jake never even goes to jail for almost killing several people and damaging private property with tons of witnesses around. Orlando is supposed to be a peaceful, family city!
The major issue with the movie is the underground, fight club MMA bullshit. Isn't this the image that pro-MMA has been trying to avoid and decry for years? How do these moronic kids get away with the fights that are heavily broadcasted and blogged on the internet? Not to mention the ridiculous injuries, assault, and possible death that could arise from the fights. The most disappointing thing about the movie is that nothing is mentioned about professional or legitimate MMA or martial arts except for some of the training. However, the training in the film does not even use head gear required in legitimate MMA for sparring matches. Ultimately, Ryan and Jake meet in a big parking lot brawl on concrete and all over cars. How they don't end up with shattered discs and broken necks is really ridiculous, but oh well.
The actual fight scenes are not shot too terribly, even with the hand-held photography and constant slow motion. There are constant shots of people filming everything with mini-camcorders or cell phone cameras and posting everything on YouTube and other user-submitted vid sites. Basically, the fights look decent aside from being in open crowds without rings.
The cast is a mixed bag. The youngsters demonstrate some visible potential, but the "romantic" scenes between Jake and Baja are just a notch above semi-intolerable. Baja tries way too hard to be dramatic and comes off as insincere when she's supposed to be sincere. However, Baja does look hot in all her tight outfits, and she's over 21 guys so oogle away. Hounsou is decent and tries, but he's not working with the best material.
This is the sophomore feature for director, Jeff Wadlow, who made his feature debut with the low-budget, cheesy horror movie, Cry_Wolf. If you ever decide to watch Cry_Wolf, you can see Wadlow's attraction to all the fancy, new, high technology he continues to show off in Never Back Down. Beneath all the predictable silliness and stupidity, the film contains a somewhat decent plot or idea about a person finding an emotional center and balance in his life through physical training and martial arts. A martial art is called a discipline for a reason. In Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Batou does not train and weight lift for the physical activity. He trains to center himself mentally. That is a powerful theme. For the movie, this theme is ultimately lost in the third act's rather convoluted delivery of the message, "you have to fight in order to stop fighting". OK yeah, that definitely didn't work out so well here.
The 411: You'll probably forget about the film a week after you see it, but as far as a cheap matinée goes, you can do a lot worse than Never Back Down. Hopefully Redbelt will be a better movie involving MMA. As for Never Back Down, screw the punk rich kids and their little wannabe MMA fight clubs. And screw the movie for not utilizing a premise involving legitimate and competitive pro-MMA.
i have to agree, i won free tickets to this abomination and hated every minute
of what i watched. i walked out roughly halfway through the flick...
Posted By: dirtyfrank (Guest) on March 17, 2008 at 01:12 AM
Come on, this is not a classic movie by any means. It is just a fun movie, dont
go looking for some great movie. But if you are sick of serious movies and just
want a good time go watch it. (We made Karate Kid jokes through out the whole
movie, great times)
Posted By: Mark (Guest) on March 17, 2008 at 11:35 AM
I think your review of this movie is completely wrong, obviously you know
nothing about the type of movies kids like to watch. I am 18 and I know I won't
forget this movie a week after I saw it. You know nothing about MMA fighting
they gave a great portrayel of what MMA fighting looks like underground. This
movie was a great movie and I encourage everyone to see this movie. You are
probably the worst movie critic I have ever come across
Posted By: Kyle (Guest) on March 17, 2008 at 12:34 PM
If you are into MMA I hope you find underground, illegal MMA fights disgraceful.
Also Kyle, how much did you get paid to work on the movie?
Mark, if that's how you feel about the movie then you are pretty much admitting
it is indeed stupid. Also what's wrong with serious movies? A movie can
actually be serious and even still have lighter moments at times and still be
good.
Posted By: Jeffrey Harris (Registered) on March 17, 2008 at 05:31 PM
Also to Mark, look at the box office results. Clearly the MMA fans and the 18
year olds did NOT turn out to this movie in droves. So apparently I know a lot
more than you at least.
Posted By: Jeffrey Harris (Registered) on March 17, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Sorry, that last comment was directed at KYLE, NOT Mark. Sorry about that once
again.
Posted By: Jeffrey Harris (Registered) on March 17, 2008 at 05:42 PM
I would never watch this because I HATE CHARLIE SHEEN!!!
Posted By: Alec Baldwin (Guest) on March 17, 2008 at 06:57 PM
Kyle, you lost. i'm 19 and i be damn if i go to this movie
Posted By: Winner. (Guest) on March 17, 2008 at 11:11 PM
i enjoyed the movie, but i was very disappointed that the sexiest character was
an absolute dick. other than that i thought it was really good and i plan on
seeing it again in a few days.
Posted By: Amanda (Guest) on March 18, 2008 at 08:46 PM
I gave this movie a gander on bargain Tuesdays at the local theater. I have to
say, from a guy that plays sports, and is a sucker for sports movies, I really
enjoyed this movie. Sure some parts were cheesy, but when you caught the cheesy
parts, the film would let you know it. The parts with fights getting posted on
youtube was probably 90% accurate. The other 10% I left out because people
never get that popular from fights on youtube.
I found the girl in this movie, Baja, was pretty annoying. She was pretty much
the "dummy proof" part of the story, where she was just there to say
the obvious. If they just got a different girl, or didn't make her such a huge
part of the movie, this movie is damn decent in my opinion.
Djimon Hounsou, playing the trainer in this movie, was obviously really good.
Casting couldn't have gone wrong with Djimon Hounsou. He really amped up the
feeling in this movie.
I couldn't help but notice how much Sean Faris looks like Tom Cruise, and how
his acting techniques are pretty much the same. All he had to scream was
"i want the truth!" Anyways, his acting was pretty good. Nothing
special. He could definatly improve, which he most likely will because he is in
two other movies this year.
The camera angles were really entertaining, and besides the corniness of how it
happened, the story arc was very well executed. Despite critical reviews, you
can't help but feel amped when a loser becomes a winner. It's been done a
hundred times, and this movie worked a different angle at it. It still worked.
I came into this movie laughing, and left pretty surprised. I would definatly
recommend to other people to watch this movie. I did not tap out half way
through this movie.
Posted By: Thomas Sutherland (Guest) on March 18, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Stupid, simple movie sure, but I enjoyed it. Nothing serious, just some great
laughs, and a chance to get away and forget about way more important serious
things in the world.
Posted By: Guest#0052 (Guest) on March 20, 2008 at 03:51 PM
this movie looks horrible. and as far as mma goes. i wouldnt put it in the same
sentence with this movie. a bunch of stupid kids fighitng it out meanwhile
tryin to be all badass. screw that ill go watch karate kid or real mma fights
instead of wasting money on this piece of crap
Posted By: Guest#0783 (Guest) on March 20, 2008 at 07:40 PM
this movie was the biggest gay love story ever
Posted By: lol (Guest) on March 26, 2008 at 05:41 PM
I know it was cliched and had some bad acting but damnit I enjoyed myself
watching Never Back Down.
Posted By: Guest#1813 (Guest) on March 27, 2008 at 09:49 PM
yeah the idea that underground fighting posted on youtube wouldn't result in
prison is so asinine....what? kimbo who? you mean someone got famous for
posting illegal fights on youtube? guess that blows that criticism all to
hell...morons.
Posted By: romano (Guest) on March 27, 2008 at 10:31 PM
"yeah the idea that underground fighting posted on youtube wouldn't result
in
prison is so asinine....what? kimbo who? you mean someone got famous for
posting illegal fights on youtube? guess that blows that criticism all to
hell...morons."
I am talking about a schmuck beating several bystanders up and destroying
private property in a very public place which looked a hell of a lot different
then Kimbo's underground fights.
Posted By: Jeffrey Harris (Registered) on April 02, 2008 at 05:46 PM