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Pineapple Express Review
Posted by Jeremy Thomas on 08.07.2008



Directed by: David Gordon Green
Written by: Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg

Starring:
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver
Amber Heard - Angie Anderson
Rosie Perez - Officer Carol Brazier
Gary Cole - Ted Jones
Craig Robinson - Matheson
Kevin Corrigan - Budlofsky
Danny R. McBride - Red
Ed Begley Jr. - Robert Anderson
Nora Dunn - Shannon Anderson
Bill Hader - Private Greg B. Miller
James Remar - General Brat
Joe Lo Truglio - Mr. Edwards



Running Time: 111 minutes
Rated R for pervasive language, drug use, sexual references and violence

The team of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen is truly becoming a tour de force in Hollywood. The comedy duo, who have variously produced, written, directed or starred in some of the more successful comedies of the last few years, have truly been on a roll. Having first worked together on Apatow’s short-lived television shows Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared, their teaming together on such films as The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Drillbit Taylor, and more have created a new playing field in Hollywood. Playing on the “geek is the new cool” motif, they’ve created a landscape where people like Rogen, Jonah Hill and Jason Segal, far from the Hollywood norm of leading men, can carry a successful movie. It’s also allowed Rogen and Apatow, whose commercial successes have far outnumbered their few failures, a wealth of power in the movie-making industry. They’ve utilized that power to gain a fair amount of freedom in the creation of their films, imbuing them with diverse elements that make them very difficult to define. Their latest film, Pineapple Express, is a testament to both that power and that freedom, as a film best described as a “stoner action buddy comedy” would have had problems passing the test of most studios long enough to get greenlit. At the hands of Apatow and Rogen, though, they not only managed to get it greenlit, but got a 3,000+ screen release and a strong media campaign behind it. Released into theaters today, it’s the latest film of this summer touted as the best chance to knock The Dark Knight from its number one perch.

The film stars Rogen as Dale, a process server who happens to be a pretty major pot-head as well. He delivers subpoenas under a constant state of stoner haze, and is dating Angela (Heard), a high school student. His dealer Saul (Franco), a long-haired slacker who sits around in pajama bottoms all day and watches old sitcoms, has come across a source of the seemingly greatest strain of marijuana known to man, Pineapple Express, and Dale comes away with some of the high quality herb. That night, while smoking a joint of the stuff outside the house he’s supposed to deliver a subpoena to, he witnesses local drug lord Ted (Cole), his target, and corrupt cop Carol Brazier (Perez) kill a police officer. Dale freaks out and drives off very loudly, attracting Ted and Brazier’s attention. Unfortunately for Dale, he dropped his joint out the window and the Pineapple Express just happens to come from Ted, who has only sold it to Saul. Ted sends a couple of incompetent hit men (Robinson and Corrigan) to wipe Saul and Dale out while they enlist the aid of Saul’s dealer, Red (McBride). The situation quickly goes from bad to worse, and before they know it, the trio has inadvertently started up a gang war that they have to survive.

To bring Pineapple Express to life, Apatow, Rogen, and co-writer Evan Goldberg, who also serve as producers, brought David Gordon Green on board to direct. It’s certainly an odd choice, given that Green’s past films are small, Southern Gothic coming-of-age tales like Snow Angels and All the Real Girls. It’s hardly the kind of resume one would think of for a film like this, but it proves to be an excellent choice, as Green handles the divergent moods of the film with ease and comfort. The script, as written by Goldberg and Rogen, is pretty ludicrous and delves into heavy doses off of-the-wall violence, their usual raunchy talk, and characterizations that could make Saul and especially Dale unlikable, if not for Green’s steady hand. He gives the film the exact sort of smart idiocy that it needed to excel, combining Dale and Saul’s go-nowhere existences and loser dropout-style attitudes with enough intellect that they come off more like less cartoonish versions of Harold and Kumar, as opposed to the Beavis and Butthead vibe they could have had. For example, he manages to make twenty-something Dale’s relationship with teenage Angela, a situation that could just come off as creepy and gross, more of a sweet and sour statement about Dale’s inability to grow up. That’s a feat that less-talented directors would have stumbled on and it would have badly hurt the film, whereas here it really enhances it and makes for some pretty funny scenes.

It doesn’t hurt this that the acting is spot-on. Seth Rogen is an actor who is really coming into his own, seeming more comfortable as the focus of a film with each one he carries. He manages to give Dale an earnest likability, even when he’s doing things you want to hit him for. It’s a less mature variation on his accidental father in Knocked Up, but given more complexity and played with more finesse. It helps a lot that he has great chemistry with James Franco, an exceptionally talented actor and gifted comic who plays Saul to perfection. Franco’s performance dredges up memories of Sean Penn’s Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but ups the ante by making him more three-dimensional then the iconic stoner. Saul is inherently sympathetic not just because he’s a fun guy to be around, but because he’s a nice guy who cares about his nursing home-bound grandmother and thinks of Dale as a friend. As on-screen comedy duos go, there hasn’t been a pair this perfectly matched in quite some time, and it carries the movie through very nicely.

The supporting roles are also nicely done. Gary Cole, an excellent actor in almost anything he’s in, exudes the proper menace as drug kingpin Ted. His partner in crime for this one, Rosie Perez, is in top form as the corrupt cop, shedding her usual big-mouth, big-attitude persona for a more toned down but far more effective portrayal. Perez has largely disappeared from the Hollywood landscape for the last several years, and it’s refreshing to see the talented actress return. Several of the usual Apatow clan make their presence known in this film, including Bill Hader in a brief spot at the beginning as an Army Private and Craig Robinson as one of the hit men. It’s Danny McBride, however, who gets the biggest spot to shine as Red, and he does so. McBride, best known to date as the scheming homeless friend of Drillbit Taylor, plays Red as so utterly clueless and idiotically gleeful that you can’t help but love him, even when you can’t figure out who he’s selling out next.

The film, much like many of Apatow and Rogen’s efforts, wallows in stupidity and raunch throughout. There’s a level of violence that’s unprecedented from their previous films, an insane level of pot smoked (not surprisingly, of course), and the situation gets more and more insane as time goes on. By the time Saul is charging into a gun fight screaming N.W.A. lyrics, any sort of realism has been tossed right out the window like a used joint. However, it’s all done with such a charm and sticks so effortlessly to the “play it cool, man” stoner vibe that none of it is eye-rolling, and the laughs, when they come, are strong and whole-hearted. There are some sequences that don’t really work quite as intended, of course, and the film loses a bit of its charm toward the end, as if we’re finally coming down from the high. But the ride there, including a car chase scene that is one of the funniest and most enjoyable in a while, is a hell of a lot of fun, and if this is the kind of work Rogen and Apatow are becoming capable of, I just might start to become more of a fan of theirs.


The 411: Judd Apatow has stated he got the idea of Pineapple Express while watching True Romance and thinking how he wished the movie had followed the exploits of Brad Pitt's stoner character. This film achieves that idea in spades, with a strong script and fine performances from all involved under David Gorden Green's steady hand. While the film's content and premise certainly aren't for everyone—my mother would have a heart attack when Franco says the weed smells like "God's vagina"—the earnest likability of the characters and the deft merging of several genres creates a ride that carries almost completely through the film without complaints, and makes this the comedy of the summer so far.
 
Final Score:  8.0   [ Very Good ]  legend


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once again apatow productions delivers...

Posted By: yo yo yo (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:16 AM

 
 
nice review. i love seth rogen. i expected big things from apatow (he's yet to put out a movie i havnt loved) and it would seem from your review he hit another home run.

Posted By: hellboysetsfire (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:24 AM

 
 
It seems like Franco was made for this role. Him and Rogen rocked together, and though I hate the sequel trend in the Hollywood right now, I could totally see this becoming a series, like Cheech and Chong, if for nothing other than Rogen and Franco being awesome together.

Posted By: S. Masters (Former 411 Writer) (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:47 AM

 
 
this movie had plenty of memorable lines, I dont wanna ruin for others so wont say em

Posted By: Guest#6225 (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 01:07 AM

 
 
yea i liked this movie and def. a bunch of one liners but idk i think it was really hyped up...especially around where i live...i think the paper planes song just made it seem so good and they didnt even put it in the movie!

Posted By: jon (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 08:50 AM

 
 
Pot is for losers though.

Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 09:17 AM

 
 
Oh noes, somebody is saying weed is for losers....meh fuck off, it's not good for your body like countless other things that exist, however people still do them to make themselves feel better.

Posted By: Captain_Cinnamon (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 09:25 AM

 
 
Entertainment Weekly needs to hire you, JT. Your review is 10X better than the one they wrote.

Posted By: punchdrunk (Registered)  on August 07, 2008 at 09:47 AM

 
 
James Franco stole the show..A hilarious performance and one I never saw coming from the Goblin..The violent scenes were suprisingly very explicit and I loved it..This movie really rocked!!!!

Posted By: Jonathan Yaghoubi (Registered)  on August 07, 2008 at 10:05 AM

 
 
Michael - you my friend are a close minded loser. Do you drink alcohol? If you do, then you are more of a loser than me...is it really a problem that instead of getting off work and having a twelve pack of beer, I smoke a joint or two? I can tell you, I'd be much more reliable than you would be.

Posted By: smo (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 10:43 AM

 
 
To Michael:

Sounds like jealousy to me. What are you, like 12 years old?


Posted By: mrw420 (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 11:08 AM

 
 
Erm .. "The comedy duo .. have truly been on a role" .. maybe you meant "roll"? :)

I'm a real d*ck when it comes to these types of things. Keep up the good work buddy!!


Posted By: V-Man (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:06 PM

 
 
I love how everyone got all defensive when I called them a loser for smoking pot. You only do it because you think it makes you cool. But when someone challenges you on that, you get defensive because you desperately want to fit in and be cool. Unfortunately, pot smoking isn't it.

It's also funny that you would need a substance to make you feel better. Is your life that crappy that you need to be cheered up by alcohol or drugs? I feel sorry for you.


Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:19 PM

 
 
I don't really want to see this movie. it looks stupid. and i can't believe james franco chose this movie. and i do agree with michael. this is what's wrong with this site. anytime somebody has a different of opinion ya'll bash them.

Posted By: johnny (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 12:39 PM

 
 
dude you didnt challenge someone's opinion. you said "pot is for losers" in order to get a reaction. if you need to argue with people on the internet to cheer yourself up, i feel sorry for you.

Posted By: michael's a loser (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 01:25 PM

 
 
I whole-heartedly agree with what (the first) michael said in his response. People who feel that substance use helps them relax are pathetic. You are too "bored" with life sober so you turn to other things that chemically change your state of mind instead of being productive or constructive and coming up with something to do on your own.

Posted By: (a different) michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 02:07 PM

 
 
Pot is for losers. It's not trolling. This isn't a pot themed website (although judging by some of the political columnists...) and the majority opinion is that someone must really be a boring person to want to do that to themselves. That's the difference. You're getting upset because you think you're cool for being addicted to drugs.

Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 02:23 PM

 
 
To michael:

Of course people take pot to make themselves feel better. That's why doctors sometimes prescribe weed as a treatment to people with various illnesses, such as cancer, vision problems, or even loss of appetite. Not everyone who uses pot is a "loser" for example Bill Clinton, I would say he's not a "loser" maybe a little too horny but definitely not a loser. Don't assume that everyone who smokes weed is doing it to " be cool". Don't be so judgemental, live your life the way you want to and ill do the same. Peace and love brother.


Posted By: Omar (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 02:34 PM

 
 
"You only do it because you think it makes you cool. But when someone challenges you on that, you get defensive because you desperately want to fit in and be cool. Unfortunately, pot smoking isn't it."

That's why the Chinese used it three thousand years before Christ, too. They just wanted to be all like BLING BLING YO. The same thing with Neolithic Romanians - they didn't have iPhones 10,000 BC so they rocked a bong made out of monkey bones so they could pick up chicks and impress their friends.

Oh, and by the way, some of the coolest people who have ever lived habitually smoked marijuana. They weren't cool BECAUSE they smoked, but it did help that they weren't a condescending anonymous fuckbag passing judgment on how other people spend their time and what they put into their own goddamn bodies.


Posted By: Guest#9754 (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 02:51 PM

 
 
Why must we argue about this kind of thing. I'm not a pot smoker, never have been, but I'll still go see this movie and am quite sure I will enjoy it. Smoking pot, not smoking pot, drinking alcohol, not drinking alcohol, these are personal preferences. If you are not hurting anyone else, go for it, whether I agree with the behavior or not. I read this site as a release from the pressures of everyday life, not to get engaged in some psuedo-intellectual discussion about the chronic.

Keep up the good work 411.


Posted By: falsechos (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 03:01 PM

 
 
To both Michaels:

Take a hit. I'm sure your opinions would change after that.

Oh yeah, and Pineapple Express was the shit! Great review!


Posted By: Nick (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 03:39 PM

 
 
You're distorting the point here. I'm well aware of the positive effects of medical marijuana. But those people are in real pain. Your average pot addict is just a selfish fuck who wants to get high and avoid responsibility.

This movie is all about "look at me, look at me! I'm smoking weed, look at me I'm cool! Please accept me!".


Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 03:48 PM

 
 
Michael, you should smoke some pot and get a life. Smoking weed is fun, that's why people do it.

And it's not really that cool to be a pothead, so I'm not sure what you're talking about. You sound like you're about 15 and have been listening to your teachers too much.


Posted By: O'Dog (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 04:07 PM

 
 
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....Close Minded, Ignorant Jerk-Offs who don't know the first thing about what they are talking about. I love these guys!

First off, Alcohol is worse then Weed. If you think otherwise, youre an idiot. Have you ever seen a violent stoner? Not really. Does alcohol bring out the worst in somebody and commonly lead to a case of violence. Usually. ( Notice how I wont use Yes or No there, so I dont classify fully one way or another ) Alcohol and Weed can be addicting, but Alcohol also chemically changes your mindset and so forth. So why do I have a sneaky feeling that the people who post, "oh woe is me pot is for losers cause the Bill on top of Capital Hill says so" are also the idiots who go out to the bar, or drink at home, OR just don't get out at all? By the way, pain killers are a drug. So, if you take Aspirin or Tylenol cause you skin your knee playing handball on Recess, then oh no, you're a loser, right?

Also, weed is organic. Grown from the earth. You know why it's illegal? why it's sooo wrong? Cause Uncle Sam can't tax it. It's a plant. So, since it has baaaad side effects, and can't make money of a plant, might as well make it illegal. ( Even though they are in the process of finding ways to tax it so people can legally grow it in the U.S. right now...suck on that one )

I didnt want to get into a debate on this, and I know im probably ranting jibberish, but seriously Michael, and whoever or whomever others that followed his comment, who cares? You made a comment like that to get a reaction. Yeah, some people might take things in their life to help them relax, or it could be a lifestyle, who knows....but who cares? Who are you to judge? People get stressed, People have pain that insurance WONT cover or is TOO expensive to cover, and they take an alternative. Alcohol used to be illegal and was given the same harsh critism until they legalized it. Guess what? GTA is really violent too. Wanna start a rant about Good vs. Evil? Go play a video game and shut up. You don't know what you're talking about, and whether something is cool or uncool, plant or made in a brewry or comes from a pharmacy, it's use is a lifestyle for some who have Cancer or Religous Icony, and Abuse is for others dealt with by punishment. Just like everything in life. Rewards and Consequences.


Posted By: Skinner (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 05:44 PM

 
 
"Pot addict"... Hey! I didn't know they had the internet in 1948!

Posted By: KanyonKreist (Registered)  on August 07, 2008 at 05:55 PM

 
 
To Michael:

Wow, you really are 12!!! You're exactly right, I smoke pot to feel cool because I have absolutely nothing else going for me.

Moron.


Posted By: mrw420 (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 06:30 PM

 
 
Wow. And here I thought I was reviewing a movie. Who knew I was starting the Great 411Mania Marijuana Debate of 2008?

Posted By: Jeremy Thomas (Registered)  on August 07, 2008 at 06:30 PM

 
 
The paper plane song wasnt in the movie but Bone Thugs-Crossroad was, haha Red stole the Show!

Posted By: Guest#2279 (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 06:40 PM

 
 
LMAO Jeremy!

Posted By: Skinner (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 06:49 PM

 
 
Seriously, you want some laughs, someone at 411mania.com should actually do that. Similiar style to Lewis Blacks "Root of all Evil" special. That'd be awesome. Yeah, you'll get alot of whiny wankers in there, but you might get some intellectual, thought provokers as well with good arguments and interesting perspectives. I say it'd be a Hit! Book It!

Posted By: Skinner (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 07:05 PM

 
 
Does the poster remind anyone else of Bulletproof Monk or is it just me?

Posted By: Joseph Lee (Registered)  on August 07, 2008 at 07:24 PM

 
 
Looks like you proved my point. Thanks!

Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 07:30 PM

 
 
Michael I respect your opinion and sticking to it, but in all honesty you have no clue what your talking about. I don't know who embedded this image of what a pot smoker is suppose to look like or act like, but you would be surprised of how many succesfull people smoke weed. So my point is don't lump everyone into the "loser" category, is their exceptions to the rule? Of course, but generally speaking pot smokers are just as hard working and smart people like yourself.

P.S. Don't nok it till you try it.


Posted By: me (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 08:10 PM

 
 
If MTV suddenly came out with a "Pot is gay" ad campaign and continually knocked pot and insinuated anyone who was into pot was a loser and gay, I guarantee you all those high times crowd would quickly deny ever being into pot. It's a fad people get into. They can't impress anyone with any other ability, so they smoke pot to try and fit in. I feel sorry for them too.

Posted By: Rick (Guest)  on August 07, 2008 at 10:32 PM

 
 
Fuck the bullshit moralizing. If you don't like pot don't smoke. It's that simple. None of this has anything to do with the movie or the damn fucking good review written above.

Posted By: Steve (Guest)  on August 08, 2008 at 03:30 AM

 
 
It's not a good movie. A movie that has to resort to pot as a gimmick to sell a movie is pathetic.

Posted By: Michael (Guest)  on August 08, 2008 at 10:27 AM

 
 
Wow, you two should be drug counselors. Have you considered doing any work with Alcoholics Anonymous?

Man #1: Hi, my name's Bill, and I'm an alcoholic. I'm here tonight because I put my wife in the hospital. I lost my family, I lost my job...I lost everything. I desperately need help and I've come here to seek that help.

Rick: Oh shut UP! You only drink beer because those Coors Light commercials show people at football games having fun and being all attractive young people. If MTV came out with an ad that called beer gay and said that anybody who drinks beer is a gay loser, you'd sober up real quick buddy!

Man #2: But...I wrapped my car around a utility pole. I passed out drunk on my daughter's puppy and killed it. I even drunk dialed my mother at her retirement home and called her the C word for not buying me the He-Man action playset for Christmas 1981!

Michael: Wow, I noticed you suddenly got all defensive when my associate and gay lover here called you a loser. You think you're all "cool" because you drink to excess.

Man #2: But I'm homeless and I have shit in my pants. Tell me, how am I trying to be cool?

Rick: I bet you even smoke the evil MARIJUANA just because that's the HIP thing all these GOSH DARN KIDS are doing these days, with their rock music and video games...

Man #2: Look at me, you fuck! I'm 39 years old! I've smoked marijuana, but it has nothing to do with trying to be cool at a-

Michael: Oh please! If suddenly there were TV ads telling you to be "above the influence" and that "this is your brain on drugs," you would stop this stupid drunken stoner act real quick buddy!

Man #2: ...um, haven't they been running those ads for upwards of twenty years?

Rick: Anyway, I propose an anti-drug program to school our nation's youngsters about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. We can even enlist the help of local police enforcement. Our working title is..."C.H.A.L.L.E.N.G.E." We get these kids while they're young, they won't do drugs. It's simple.

Man #1: You mean like D.A.R.E.?

Rick: What's that?

Michael: Our point is, is that if there were institutions in place to constantly remind marijuana's target demographic that it's NOT cool, nobody would be smoking that crap anymore!

Man #1: But...they've been doing all that since the Reagan administration...you know what? Fuck this. I'm drunk and speedballing right now and STILL making more sense than you two. I'm going to go find my wife and beat her again, just because you two ignorant self-righteous fucks make me want to punch somebody in the face.

Man #2: Here, have a joint.

Man #1: You know what, on second thought? Fuck her. Let's go light up.

Rick: Oh Michael, what has become of this once beautiful society? Hold me.

Michael: It's okay Rick...we've still got each other.


Posted By: Guest#0576 (Guest)  on August 08, 2008 at 03:19 PM

 
 
just saw this movie, i liked it alot. the biggest surprise was Franco, i thought he was pretty good in the Spiderman films but he pretty much stole the show here. I had no idea he would pull off the stoner pot dealer as well as he did. bravo

Posted By: furey (Guest)  on August 09, 2008 at 12:53 AM

 
 
@Jonathan Yaghoubi: then you never saw Freaks & Geeks. Franco already had the makings of a star in that show, and Rogen had some nice stuff in it too. Check it out.

@Skinner: I'm not knocking your argument, except alcohol is organic too. Made with hops (grains) grown from the earth, and it's ethanol...CH3CH2OH. ORGANIC CHEMISTRY, BABY!


Posted By: Jareth Cutestory (Guest)  on August 09, 2008 at 01:49 AM

 
 
Freaking hilarious!!!

Posted By: The Great Capt. Smooth (Guest)  on August 09, 2008 at 12:36 PM

 
 
Probably the least I've ever laughed during a comedy. They showed all of the funny parts in the previews. This movie sucked.

Posted By: MBD (Guest)  on August 11, 2008 at 01:34 AM

 
 
You know what else is organic? Babies.

Why don't you go smoke a baby?


Posted By: Cobra (Guest)  on August 11, 2008 at 11:14 AM

 
 
Michael-- GOLD STAR.

You have memorized ALL the DARE propaganda!


Your parents must be so proud to have raised one of the smartest kids in the fourth grade!


Posted By: M:-X (Guest)  on August 12, 2008 at 01:36 PM

 


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