[Gossip] LAPD Cop Killer Christopher Dorner Left Messages for Celebrites
Posted by Jeffrey Harris on 02.07.2013
Including Charlie Sheen and Larry David...
TMZ reports that the Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner, the alleged killer now being pursued by law enforcement, posted a rambling message to a number of celebrities before he went on his alleged murderous rampage.
The messages were part of a manifesto that was reportedly posted on the internet by Dorner. Dorner is now accused killing three people including a police officer. He gave goodbye messages as if he's planning on dying.
His message to Tim Tebow: "Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be "Tebowing" when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez."
To actor Christoph Waltz: "Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever."
To Larry David: "Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect. Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses."
To Ellen DeGeneres: "Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t."
To Charlie Sheen: "Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome."