Posted By: Dizzle (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Literally.
Posted By: Captain Patterson (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:50 PM
I WANT!
Posted By: Tonedizzle (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:51 PM
she does look better with the added weight. More bounce for your buck!
Posted By: Jake Fury (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:54 PM
MILF!!!
Posted By: Horny Guy #3 (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:55 PM
She has to get those out. SRSLY.
Posted By: The D00D (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 03:59 PM
She looks better because she isn't as damn skinny as she was before. Though IMO she was still hotter eight or so years ago before she lost the damn weight in the first place.
Posted By: PHOENIXZERO (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Butterface.
Posted By: Wizzle (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:18 PM
well Capt Patterson, I'm glad to see that if the calendar were highlighting the exploits of Liberache, Rock Hudson, Elton John, Brian Boitano, and Neil Patrick Harris you'd be giddy like a school boy
Posted By: Anti-Captain Patterson (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:31 PM
So damn hott!
Posted By: Spiderguy72 (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:37 PM
She looks like a guy I used to know in high skool!
Posted By: Dumm Dude (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:41 PM
I'm pretty sure the captain wasn't knocking the girl, but was cracking wise about the abundance of breasticles..
Posted By: Toddo (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 04:52 PM
SON OF A BITCH!!
Posted By: cerulean (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 05:20 PM
She recently gave birth and she's already shilling alcohol...I guess she's not breast feeding.
Posted By: Ric (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 05:20 PM
Black tends to hide weight. notice the trend of either black over her stomach of an object hiding her stomach in each picture..... shes still MIND-BLOWINGLY HOT
Posted By: Guest#9301 (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 05:40 PM
*THE* Evolution of Hotness!
Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 05:59 PM
She has Herpes.. Thanks Derek Jeter.
Posted By: Guest#9278 (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 06:15 PM
breastases
Posted By: you (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Always funny when virgin teens who has never ever touched a woman and probably never will till the next millenium are criticizing a hottie they would never ever get in their wildest dreams .
Really
Posted By: MilfRocks (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 07:18 PM
I'd like to give her pregnant stomach a pearl necklace... Can we get some retro pics of that?
Posted By: Sammy (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 07:51 PM
She has Herpes.. Thanks Derek Jeter.
Posted By: Guest#9278 (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 06:15 PM
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HEY! That's my line!
I forgot another thing, aside from losing weight when she didn't need to, she started doing interviews awhile after Dark Angel ended and revealed she was an idiot. Was a sad day... But I guess nothing that a ball gag can't fix.
But then there's the herpes...
Posted By: PHOENIXZERO (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 08:41 PM
I still like the Jerry Falwell Campari ad that ran in Hustler where he talked about his "first time".
Posted By: Dr. Z. (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 09:00 PM
sour bitch
Posted By: FUZEY (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 09:29 PM
She is UNBELIEVABLY hot. Pics #3 & 5 are AMAZING!
Posted By: Bob Cobb (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Campari + Alba = EPIC WIN
Posted By: Mastro (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 11:13 PM
10x better
Posted By: PerrY (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Once she finally has this damn kid, she's gonna look pretty hot!!
Posted By: Guest#8650 (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Her boobs are bigger, how can you complain about that???
Posted By: Butters4Prez (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 12:46 AM
"Always funny when virgin teens who has never ever touched a woman and probably never will till the next millenium are criticizing a hottie they would never ever get in their wildest dreams .
Really
Posted By: MilfRocks (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 07:18 PM"
Ah, there it is. Inevitable, in every thread. Because everybody must be attracted to the same sort of woman as you or their opinion is shit.
Doesn't anybody ever get tired of reading this same exact progression of posts? God damn.
Posted By: Zack (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Yes please!
Posted By: Joey (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 02:59 AM
"Always funny when virgin teens who has never ever touched a woman and probably never will till the next millenium are criticizing a hottie they would never ever get in their wildest dreams .
Really
Posted By: MilfRocks (Guest) on December 02, 2008 at 07:18 PM"
Ah, there it is. Inevitable, in every thread. Because everybody must be attracted to the same sort of woman as you or their opinion is shit.
Doesn't anybody ever get tired of reading this same exact progression of posts? God damn.
Hey guy, If you don't like it, don't post any bullshit please. Posting about how you don't like how a females looks is like going to your boss and saying "Hey, honestly I think there needs to be some cuts around here. People are really slacking off in the office." The only problem is that you're the fucking janitor...
Posted By: douchebag (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 03:08 AM
Yeah she is hot. But was better eight years ago on the dark angel show.
Posted By: Bigmatt0011 (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 03:21 AM
In a couple of those pictures, she looks like one of those old timey pin-ups. I dig it.
Posted By: djs (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 05:54 AM
i thouhght she was hot before during and after thr pregnancy
Posted By: gutter (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 07:23 AM
Is it that hard to believe there are some straight guys that wouldn't go for Alba? I just don't get the inevitable need for some dude to rush to her defense the moment someone says, not my type.
Let people have their opinion, don't make us read the same copy and paste responses about how he must be living in his parent's basement and unable to get girls if he doesn't like Alba. It's a stupid comment to make.
Posted By: Zack (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 01:36 PM
I honestly have never found her attractive. Give me Megan Fox any day over this.
Posted By: VKM (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 06:38 PM
Is it that hard to believe there are some straight guys that wouldn't go for Alba? I just don't get the inevitable need for some dude to rush to her defense the moment someone says, not my type.
Let people have their opinion, don't make us read the same copy and paste responses about how he must be living in his parent's basement and unable to get girls if he doesn't like Alba. It's a stupid comment to make.
Posted By: Zack (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 01:36 PM
I think it's not so much along the idea of if she is your "type", but that is Jessica Alba came up to anyone on this site and said "hey how are you? wanna fuck?", would anyone really sit there and straight say to her face "nah, you're not my type"
no...you wouldn't
I am not even the biggest Alba fan, she kinda annoys me in like EVERY movie except Idle Hands when she had some more curve to her, but honestly, she looks pretty good right here...more curve to her which i would say HELLS YES
Posted By: Erik (Guest) on December 03, 2008 at 07:42 PM
