Lou Reed & Metallica – Lulu Review
Posted by Chad Nevett on 11.04.2011
A rock ‘n’ roll legend teams with the biggest heavy metal band of all time to produce an album almost universally hated. But, what did 411’s Chad Nevett think about Lou Reed and Metallica’s Lulu? Read the review and find out!
There were probably a small number of people genuinely excited to hear an album by Lou Reed and Metallica. Lou Reed fans would tolerate Metallica’s presence and Metallica fans would tolerate Lou Reed’s presence, but this wasn’t the ideal new album as far as each’s fans were concerned. Except, when you think about it, the announcement of Lulu wasn’t exactly a surprise. Looking past the superficial differences between the two parties, both Reed and Metallica have had careers of subverting expectations and alienating their fans, and Lulu is the place where two careers of decisions that seem to actively strive to confuse and enrage people meet. Reed has settled into the role of the crazy old man of rock that comes out from time to time to either bestow a blessing on a new band (appearing on “Tranquilize” with the Killers) or to release an album no one really expected or wanted (Hudson River Wind Meditations), while Metallica has gone through several transformations in their career with the rise of their commercial success, cutting their hair, performing with a symphony, suing their fans, sharing their therapy on film, and, seemingly, returning to their roots to a degree with 2008’s Death Magnetic. It was a 2009 performance together at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 25th Anniversary Concert that first brought the two parties together and things clicked for them, leading to talks of an album of covers of various songs from Reed’s catalogue, and, then, fleshing out the demos Reed had prepared for a theatrical production of late nineteenth/early twentieth century German playwright Frank Wedekind’s two “Lulu” plays. Lyrics and vague ideas of musical direction in hand, Reed and Metallica entered the studio earlier this year, producing an album that no one asked for and, seemingly, everyone hates.
I love Lulu. I had read some of the early reviews panning it and was a little concerned, even during the first listen where Lou Reed’s vocals never seemed to mesh with Metallica’s music. But, I listened again and liked it more. The third listen was when I fell in love with the album for its passion and its disconnect and the way it builds, not just in the songs, but throughout the whole album until it collapses in on itself with the beautiful elongated strings on “Junior Dad.” It’s exactly what you’d expect from a collaboration between Reed and Metallica; that is, it’s not for everyone and it requires the listener to be a little patient and actually try a little.
There’s a reason why Lou Reed’s name comes first. Throughout his career, he’s moved from project to project, from backing band to backing band. Many of those projects featured collaborators that brought a lot to the table, co-writing songs and helping Reed to fully realize his vision. That’s what Metallica does on Lulu. They’re Lou Reed’s backing band that gets billing because they’re Metallica. This is a Lou Reed album first and foremost and expecting anything different is only going to lead to disappointment. Metallica fans will find some comfort in backing tracks that wouldn’t be out of place in some of the band’s early work if some long, masturbatory guitar solos were thrown in. James Hetfield only contributes vocals on four songs, usually in a backing fashion, repeating the same phrase again and again like “Small town girl” on “Brandenburg Gate.” Only “The View” features him singing more than a few words; vocally, this is Lou Reed’s show.
Reed’s vocals are put atop Metallica’s music in a manner that resembles poetry spoken over music more than anything at first. This approach is one that he’s even fallen into while performing his own songs, though not to this degree. The disconnect between Reed’s harsh vocals and Metallica’s thundering playing manages to enhance the emotional experience of the songs. On “Mistress Dread,” Metallica plays harder and faster than they have in a long time and Reed’s vocals are slower and more dragged out than usual. Heading in two directions at once, the result is disorienting at first and, then, Reed slowly speeds up his vocal delivery and Metallica pulls back, reversing everything in an interesting fashion until Metallica kicks it into high gear again, driving the song to a monstrous finish of false ends.
The first disc of Lulu contains shorter songs and all of Hetfield’s vocal contributions. If one of the discs were to be described as ‘commercial,’ it would be the first disc. Hetfield’s vocals are a stabilizing force that almost gives the song a traditional structure, particularly on “Cheat on Me,” an eleven-minute powerhouse. The build throughout that song is stunning, beginning quietly and growing in volume and intensity until Reed and Hetfield are practically screaming over one another while the backing music screams all by itself. It’s almost the reverse of the album’s ender, “Junior Dad,” making it a smart song to end the first disc.
The first single, “The View” contains an apocalyptic riff that carries the song forward. Reed’s singing is sparse at first, but his cries become affecting, while Hetfield’s vocals make for an interesting juxtaposition. In some ways, Reed’s vocals seem a perfect match for Metallica’s ‘death metal’ approach to much of this album. This is music for the end of the world.
Though the songs are based around the Wedekind plays, there is no cohesive narrative running throughout Lulu. Songs revolve around sex and violence with lyrics that recall many of Reed’s earlier work like “Venus in Furs,” Berlin, and “The Blue Mask.” “Little Dog” and “Mistress Dread” deal with these ideas most explicitly even if the former is done through the obvious S&M metaphor. Reed’s lyrics are direct and ‘shocking’ in places to a laughable degree, but his delivery lend them emotional weight and power. Reed’s voice is so filled with character. It comes off as a drone at first and, upon repeat listenings, the emotion and passion comes through. The quiet chill of “Little Dog” is similar to the flat delivery on “Caroline Says II,” for example.
One of the best moments is Reed following a line “Pumping Blood” with the command, “Come on, James,” presumably an impromptu shout to Hetfield. This is Lou Reed and Metallica having the times of their lives and producing an album that they want to solely because they want to. It’s not a catchy collection of songs you’ll find yourself singing later (though I did a couple of times), but it’s powerful and affecting, and well worth any effort put in to understand it.
The 411: Challenging, demanding, unconventional, and audacious, Lulu is the album no one asked for and everyone should hear. One of the year’s best.
Sounds like an out-of-key old dude reciting bad poetry over top of some random cover thrash cover band. Absolutely terrible.
I know what they were TRYING to do with this and applaud the effort in doing something original, but this was a total failure IMO.
To each their own though.
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 01:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted By: RedlineAZ (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 03:06 AM
And I will never read another Chad Nevett review again. This is the worst album of the year, it's terrible. The only appeal it has is its trainwreck value, and we can only stand to see/hear that for a few minutes.
Posted By: Flex (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 06:09 AM
Sounds like an out-of-key old dude reciting bad poetry over top of some random cover thrash cover band. Absolutely terrible.
Yea, pretty much
Posted By: Guest101 (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 08:15 AM
"worth any effort put in to understand it."
Understand what?
This album was atrocious. I'm a Lou Reed fan and a huge Metallica fan, but this thing was abysmal at best. It is honestly the worst album I have ever heard. I'm not even using that lightly, it really is the worst piece of trash I have ever listened to.
Most of the reviews are saying things like the above where you have to be some genius to "understand the concept" no, you do not it is straight forward and insultingly stupid.
Just because it does not fit the verse-chorus-verse 4/4 model does not mean this is a work of art. It is really nothing more then Bad Poetry over bad thrash.
It is like a concept album that the creepy guy in high school made only worse, that guy wanted someone to like his work.
The only people that like this want to pretend they are somehow better then the other 99% of the population.
Posted By: Guest#9409 (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 09:36 AM
I think too many reviewers want to like this record because everybody else hates it or they've been paid. I show people this record for it's shock and comedic value. People simply can't believe how terrible it is. I'm assuming this reviewer would have rated "Friday" a 10 had it been written by Lou Reed or Metallica. Chad Nevett it wouldn't be fair to say you are wrong since this is your opinion. What the hell... You're wrong.!
Posted By: al (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 05:01 PM
This cd is trash cue metallica
this review sucks too more metallica
both artist just crash metallica ends
wow made a song worthy of LuLu lol
Posted By: medve (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 05:02 PM
Dude,I applaud you for saying that you like that album and giving it the score that you think it deserves.
I totally disagree with that score,I don't find the album at all something that I need to understand,because it's not multi-layedered or anything like that. It felt to me like an out of tune grandpa droning while metal was in the background. I'd give it a 3 or 4,because there are a few songs that aren't bad at all,but the rest of the songs are incredibly boring and just plain dumb.
I'm sure this review will be used as proof that,"I don't get it",but I do,it's a bad Lou Reed album with Metallica used to provide a backing track,which also proved to not fit.
Posted By: Str8EdgeCoop (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 07:43 PM
Would love to see his review of the new megadeth he may say it would be better with Dylan on it lol
Posted By: medve (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 08:53 PM
"It is honestly the worst album I have ever heard. I'm not even using that lightly, it really is the worst piece of trash I have ever listened to."
You've never heard "Metal Machine Music," have you?
Posted By: RudoWakening (Guest) on November 04, 2011 at 10:57 PM
The albums drones on...it's like oil and water...does not work.
Posted By: Guest#9717 (Guest) on November 05, 2011 at 07:23 PM
Lulu is great. Metallica doing something cool for a change.
Posted By: Simon (Guest) on November 05, 2011 at 11:29 PM
You guys are a bunch of cynical assholes.
This is the only review I've read which I actually agree with.
Posted By: Jaws (Guest) on November 06, 2011 at 12:43 AM
I'm glad to hear a sane opinion on this album, and that you haven't joined the legions who have teamed up to bash it. I honestly don't know what's wrong with people, who let some of the worst crap I could imagine permeate every facet of the modern music industry... and THIS album, which is at least interesting and unique (to say nothing of the fact that I think it's also pretty great), is what gets ruthlessly bashed. For the "metal heads" who bash it, I just can't help but think that some of that energy would be better served by, say, finding people who purchased the Justin Bieber Christmas album, and punching them in the face.
Also, for people who say they're Lou Reed fans, but that this is terrible... I have to wonder, what Lou Reed albums are you listening to? And what do you think about things like The Bells, Growing Up In Public, Mistrial, Set the Twilight Reeling, the two-hour Edgar Allen Poe tribute that prominently features Steve Buscemi on vocals, and other things that many find to be questionable career choices. I dunno, it just seems to me like Lulu is yet another bizarre, awesome notch in both guy's belts.
Posted By: Guest#0577 (Guest) on November 06, 2011 at 11:50 PM
A sane opinion on this album?
Hmm, I listened to the tracks, and they sounded like shit. Pretty simple. He is completely out of key, and the lyrics are ridiculous. I would have been able to listen to this if the whole thing was an instrumental album. If you like it, cool. Mine (and I would assume many others) listen to music without looking for some "deeper meaning." It either sounds good and I want to listen to it again or it sounds like dogshit that I don't.
When I want a story told with GOOD music, give me Operation Mindcrime any day of the week.
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 07, 2011 at 01:05 AM
Seriously can't believe the hate this album is getting! Is it the best album ever? Hell no but it's pretty damn good, and i felt it was a throughly enjoyable listen. Some people need to lighten up and just enjoy instead of being over critical fagbashers
Posted By: Guest#3205 (Guest) on November 07, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Enjoy what? Its music. It either sounds good or bad. You can't sit back and say "you know, I'm going to enjoy this album today!" and lie to yourself about its quality (or lack of).
I applaud Reed and Metallica for trying something daring but damn did it fall flat.
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 07, 2011 at 07:51 PM
Lou Reed is awful apart from 'Perfect Day'.
Posted By: Oh Lymping Hero! (Guest) on November 07, 2011 at 11:31 PM
God, that song is awful. Sounds like a really bad Girl Talk mix.
Seriously, Lou Reed might be the most overrated artist ever.
Posted By: Guest#0053 (Guest) on November 09, 2011 at 12:51 AM
Question: If William Shatner did a cover of Lulu, would it sound any different?
Posted By: Guest#6017 (Guest) on November 09, 2011 at 03:18 PM
HAHAHA! If Shatner did it, it would be GOLD!!
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 09, 2011 at 07:09 PM
Metallica haven't put out a decent album since Justice, this new one sounds like shit!
Posted By: Guest#5945 (Guest) on November 10, 2011 at 03:40 AM
Lulu is great. Metallica doing something cool for a change.
Posted By: Simon (Guest) on November 05, 2011 at 11:29 PM
What the hell are you smoking son?
Posted By: geez! (Guest) on November 11, 2011 at 03:47 AM
It's better than St. Anger!
Posted By: Guest#1470 (Guest) on November 11, 2011 at 05:40 PM
"It's better than St. Anger!"
That's like saying a pile of donkey crap smells better than a pile of horse crap...lol
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 11, 2011 at 08:46 PM
"That's like saying a pile of donkey crap smells better than a pile of horse crap...lol"
That was kind of my point. But I agree that the "apocalyptic riff" from "The View" carries the song. In fact, it kicks ass. All you have to do is edit out the vocals & you have a winner!
Posted By: Guest#1470 (Guest) on November 12, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Sonic rape. Why couldn't they get Henry Rollins? And Lars sounds worse than ever. Sheesh.
Posted By: fishstix (Guest) on November 14, 2011 at 12:10 AM
Sounds like Rollins Band
Posted By: poffo316 (Guest) on November 16, 2011 at 02:38 PM
Dude, you are way late on your April Fool's prank. Like.... WAY late.
Yeah, there are moments of the album that aren't bad. Iced Honey isn't terrible, and the final cut is pretty decent. But dude... 9.5? Really?
Posted By: James (Registered) (Guest) on November 17, 2011 at 05:52 PM
Maybe he meant 9.5 out of 100? lol
Posted By: The Hope (Guest) on November 18, 2011 at 01:20 AM
the thing about this album is that many metallica fans will hate it. Its a lou reed album with metallica on it.
Posted By: Guest#9638 (Guest) on November 21, 2011 at 07:37 AM
"worth any effort put in to understand it."
The people who defend St. Anger and the crappy tracks on Death Magnetic say this type of stuff all the time.
It's awful, awful music.
Posted By: WooHoo (Guest) on November 21, 2011 at 07:03 PM
I could only stomach 2songs..
Undoubtably the worst album of 2011!
Metallica will have to do something major to get back Credibilty because of this DISASTER PIECE
Posted By: Leon (Guest) on November 22, 2011 at 01:00 AM
Now that so many people are pointing out that the record is challenging and only for the select few, I like it.
Posted By: Captain Sarcasm (Guest) on November 22, 2011 at 06:41 AM
This shit right here is the type of thing that will start to make the Mayan calander events come true. Dammit 'tallica, if you make the world collapse I'll be so pissed at you.
Posted By: thatguy (Guest) on November 23, 2011 at 10:20 AM
"Sounds like an out-of-key old dude reciting bad poetry over top of some random cover thrash cover band. Absolutely terrible."
What this guy said.
Posted By: Engel (Guest) on November 28, 2011 at 07:33 PM
Just be glad nobody bought it. I think it went wood.
Posted By: Guest (Guest) on January 05, 2012 at 10:49 AM
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