I spotted this box over flowing with CDs, holy crap! Who ever was throwing away all these CDs must be a retard, I thought. So after this guy went to the other side of the house to pressure wash it, I jumped into action, I grabbed the box and got away. Well, most of them were just the empty CD hard covers, I'm such an idiot. Anyway, turns out there are 6 CDs after all.
-Romantic Piano
-Wu-Tang Forever Disc Two
-Eddie Bauer Global Releaf Tree Project
-Prince The Hits 2
-Maxwell Embrya
-Latin Jazz
Easily the best out of the bunch is Romantic Piano. I mean shit, they use this kind of stuff in plays. I remember some of it in movies too (Moonlight Sonata, Fur Elise, Chopin Nocturne in E flat). I'll probably replace all my AOL WAV files with this shit.
Also, the empty hard covers won't go to waste, as my brother's birth day is coming up and I put his present at the bottom of the box with the hard covers on top. Heh, I can't wait to tell him I got him a box of CDs at a flea market, then wait until he reaches the bottom to find out I got him the E Reader he wanted all a long.
I'm also going to place some E Reader cards with in the pages of Drew Carey's book, I'll look really cheap with the red clearance sale tag reading 5.99. Hopefully this plan doesn't back fire like it does on those hooky sitcoms. "What do you mean you gave the CDs to charity?!"
With the opening blown open like Katie Vick's dead body, let's hit the news.
Good:
-Kelly Osbourne has finished work on her first album. Hopefully it will be a good effort. Sadly, their was no song titled "Ode to Vagina."
-Tori Amos has got the right idea. She's giving the people what they want, free shit. "Scarlet's Walk," will include access to a special website that has extra songs and live recordings, videos, pictures and commentaries. God bless you, Adam Cankaya.
-Weird Al Yankovic turned 43 this last Wednesday. That is 30 years dead in dog years. The man is my favorite Jewish song writer and singer ever, and that's saying something.
-Jennifer Lopez shot the "Jenny from the Block" video in Los Angeles this weekend, and you can see her nipples through the mesh top she wears. She also grabs her crotch a lot (lack their of). To keep her nipples erect she had a tit tickler on the set, AKA a nipple tweaker. Is she too good to play with her own self?
Look for photos on google, you sickos.
-A man was shot at a night club CO-owned by Jennifer Lopez. The shooter got away in a crowd of 300 freakin' people. What does all this mean? It means that Jell-O still loves P. Diddy. Awwwwww.
-Christina Aguilera likes to get body piercings when she has a bad day, and since you don't see any on her face it would lead you to believe her private places are pierced. She only has 11, which is annoying. I would kill for 11 bad days total in my young life. What does she do at metal detectors? I would love to be that security guard, "Spread your legs!" Its in the good section because it made me feel fuzzy.
Bad:
-It is now said, that Robbie Fulks is encouraging people to request Bryan Adams songs at Ryan's concerts. Fulks rewards the trouble makers with his merchandise. The Andy Kaufman lite theory was a pipe dream at best, but just maybe these two are in on it together. Don't be surprised when Ryan Adams wrestles women, folks.
-A recent Jenny Jones show featured teen and pre teen girls who wanted to be Britney. Sadly most were only cute in a slutty kind of way. The parents seemed to be blaming Britney for their daughters fashion sense, and whorish abilities. For once I side with Britney, these parents have the final say on what their kids can and cannot do. Britney is at fault for being a shabby role model to young women, but the parents loose morals are the key factor in this case.
-Kid Rock's tour bus was pulled over, and was found to have a drug problem. The government tallies that the bus has killed four Mexican families. Commercial with little girl's voice linking the bus to the killings are pending.
-Bjork recently talked about how she's Icelandic and how her people were an isolated colony for 600 years. Heh, everything about her is so icy. She also said this: "Another thing we were {led to believe} was that foreigners are evil and we shouldn't communicate with them. We have this very stubborn type of protection shield that we won't let foreign things in." Well, well, well, maybe if you had taken your icelandic parents advice that whole Space Ghost marriage could have been avoided. You let a foreign thing in alright, hoe-bag. Was it the uniform?
Sad:
-More proof that Missy Elliott is an idiot. At a Aaliyah tribute she forgot words to her own songs, while standing up there like a cow starring at an upcoming train, she just autographed a shirt and threw it into the crowd. Heh, the fan threw the shirt back in protest. This is what happens when you do so many guest appearances in other artist's songs, kids.
-Hey! He killed my brother, but he is the shit on the drums. A Mother saw her child's killer playing music on VH1's new show "Music Behind Bars." Yet another example of how old people watch VH1, although those R rated cartoons really hit the spot on weekends. Prison has never looked so much fun, except for the daily anal rapings part.
-A music fan died after being stabbed at a Nelly concert. Faitamai Taunuu, 30, suffered fatal stab wounds in an attack. Nelly said his new motto is, "Music to Die for." Another guy was injured, he's in the hospital. The police charged one man with murder and the other got attempted murder.
In closing, I leave you with Kane's future entrance way theme, Code Blue by T.S.O.L.
"I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
Id rather go out and fuck the dead
Cause I can do what I want and they wont complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
Cause I can do what I want and they wont complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus"
Credit: 411 Music, Andpop.com, Curlio.com, Buzzgrinder.com, and me.
