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Gossip Guide 12.18.13: Khloe and Lamar Split
Posted by Jeremy Lambert on 12.18.2013

Gossip Guide here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of entertainment's elite.

All Too Well
(News stories involving celebrity hook-ups and break-ups)

Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom. Khloe has also reportedly moved on and is now dating Matt Kemp.

Your move, Kourtney. Kim, Kris, and now Khloe have now all had unsuccessful marriages within the past couple of years. Who would've thought the one that married a non-celebrity would be the most successful?

The split between Khloe and Lamar has been a long time coming. Pretty much ever since Lamar got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, started to suck, and Khloe couldn't get any more of that NBA money from him. I'm not really sure who to blame in this situation. On one hand, Lamar went off the rails after his NBA career spiraled out of control and started banging hookers and doing drugs. On the other hand, Khloe didn't seem all that supportive during that time, going to Vegas with her sisters and posting instagram pictures instead of trying to figure out what the hell her husband was doing.

The fact that Khloe almost immediately moved on to Matt Kemp tells me that she wasn't too shaken up over the divorce and that she definitely has a type. If you're a sport star in LA, watch out, because Khloe is coming for you. And if your career starts to go down the drain, be thankful, because Khloe is leaving you. Khloe better not get too attached to Matt because there are trade rumors surrounding his name and if he's dealt outside of Los Angeles, she won't be going with him. Go ahead and ask for that trade now, Matt.

One Direction member Niall Horan might be dating model Barbara Palvin.

I don't know which one Niall Horan is, but good for him if he is dating Barbara Palvin, who was famously linked to Justin Bieber and the target of Selena Gomez' wrath not too long ago. I like Ms. Palvin, but we all know that this relationship won't last long. They're both 20, Niall is in a boy band, and Barbara is a model. This is an obvious case of "boy band guy wants to hook up with a model before he moves on and settles down in seven years." We've seen it a million times. Hell, Palvin has already gone through this with Bieber. Who knows, maybe Barbara is just a beard for Niall like Kendall Jenner is for Harry Styles and he's taking her to gay bars as well.

Better Than Revenge
(News stories involving celebrity feuds and disses)

Lindsay Lohan threw a number of tantrums at Art Basel week in Miami when people were taking pictures of her and her boyfriend's ex showed up. Also, her boyfriend, an 18-year old model, wants nothing to do with her.

Lindsay, why are you dating 18-year olds in the first place? You're 27 and have lived five lives already. You need to settle down, not be with a guy who wasn't alive when you first became famous. He's an 18-year old model. He's banging you just to say he banged Lindsay Lohan and then he's moving on to the next hot chick that throws herself at him. Move on Lindsay, find yourself an older guy who will take care of you and encourage you to behave better. Sup?

And really, complaining about getting your picture taken? You're Lindsay Lohan. You were hanging out with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Of course people were taking pictures. Just flash a smile and let Kanye threaten to beat them up.

On the bright side, Lindsay is planning to write a book on her life. I can't wait to read that and I hope she leaves out no details.

I Knew You Were Trouble
(News stories involving celebrities in trouble)

A new Tila Tequila sex tape will be released before Christmas.

The last Tila Tequila sex tape was her and another girl, this one will feature a guy, so there's that. I was wondering where Tila had been this whole year, but it's clear now that she was just going out with a bang (literally) and gearing up for a big 2014. After saying that Paul Walker's death was a "ritualistic murder" and defending Hitler while wearing a Nazi uniform, Tila returned to some form of relevancy and now she's taking another step with this sex tape, which we all know will have the people talking. There's no way this tape will be bigger than Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, or Farrah Abraham, but I imagine that it'll do solid numbers for those who like watching midget ferrets get rammed.

Quick tangent, whatever happened to all those "date a celebrity" shows on MTV and VH1? My friends and I loved them in college. I couldn't wait to see who would throw themselves at Flava Flav or Brett Michaels or Tila Tequila like those relationships would actually last past the taping of the show. I miss those shows. Someone reboot them.

The Lucky One
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Here is Aly Michalka. She follows me on twitter and likes lakes.

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We've all been here.

XOXO, Gossip Guide


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