Gossip Guide 1.15.14: Felony Bieber
Posted by Jeremy Lambert on 01.15.2014
From Kanye West assaulting an alleged racist and Justin Bieber being potentially charged with a felony to Hilary Duff becoming single again and more, 411's Jeremy Lambert looks at the week in celebrity gossip!
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All Too Well (News stories involving celebrity hook-ups and break-ups)
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have split.
I saw this coming when Mike Comrie failed to latch on to a NHL team a few years ago. Comrie is 33 and hasn't played in the NHL since 2011, when he had to retire after hip surgery. It's a shame because he wasn't a bad player and probably could've had a decent career, but he could never stay healthy. My guess is that Duff finally got tired of her husband doing nothing at the age 33 and had enough of it. It's not like Comrie has made millions in his career either. In fact, he only made 17 million in his career, which is the same amount Joe Flacco makes every time he throws an interception. And Duff isn't really all that in demand either, so what this family amounted to was a retired hockey player who didn't make enough to support himself, a wife, and a kid during his kid and an out of work actress who has probably run out of Lizzie McGuire money by now. These two have a daughter together, which is always a shame when parents split, and it seems like they're still on good terms, so hopefully they can put on a brave face for little Luca.
This is why Mike Fisher works so hard though. He's not the most talented player in the league, but he's a relentless worker and will be in the league until he's 40 because he knows that if he becomes lazy, Carrie Underwood is going to leave him.
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have married for the second time.
Unless this leads to a sex tape, this news isn't all that interesting. And you just know that these two have made a sex tape together. Anderson is of course famous for her sex tape with Tommy Lee and Salomon is famous for his sex tape with Paris Hilton. So I'm just waiting for someone to steal their laptop, find the tape, and then sell it. Or, a more likely scenario, I'm just waiting for Anderson and Salomon to get spotlight hungry, claim they've had their sex tape stolen, and then release it themselves. Admit it, even though Anderson is 46, you know you'd still watch her having sex on camera. And since she and Salomon have been married once before back in 2007, they probably have a tape from then as well. So maybe they'll leak that one instead when she was on the right side of 40.
This is Anderson's fourth marriage and if her track record is any indication, it won't last more than a year or two. Then again, maybe at 46 she's decided to finally settle down. If that's true, then I wish her the best. But let me be honest, I'll be writing about her divorce in about 6 months.
I Knew You Were Trouble (News stories involving celebrities in trouble)
Justin Bieber might be charged with felony for a recent house egging incident.
I'd like this to be true, but it won't be. Bieber will get off with nothing more than a fine and a warning and then he'll be in trouble again next week for some tagging incident or caught with weed. Bieber reportedly caused $20,000 worth of damages during this incident and he argued with a father in front of his 13-year old daughter, who probably had a Justin Bieber poster on her wall before she now saw what a douche this kid is. Then again, since girls love "bad boys" there's a chance that this 13-year old still has a Bieber poster on her wall, and if she does, I hope her father rips it down and burns it.
Sadly, Bieber will move on with his life and continue to bang Selena Gomez, who is just as dumb as he is, and make crappy music while his fans just ignore this incident.
Shia LaBeouf has retired from public life.
I don't keep up with Shia LaBeouf, but how does one retire from public life? He's still tweeting and he's even dissing Jim Carrey for being a bad dad. Sounds like he's already screwed up his retirement. LaBeouf's breakdown reminds me a lot of Amanda Bynes' last year. Both were just quietly going about their business and then they went crazy. Bynes started calling everyone ugly, LaBeouf started plagiarizing. At least Bynes cleaned up her act and seems to be doing better, I'm not sure there is such hope for LaBeouf.
If all this leads to LaBeouf not making anymore movies, then I'm cool with it. Some people got the impression that he's a good actor because Michael Bay put him next to Megan Fox and Rosie Hunington-Whitely, but truthfully he's a terrible actor and I'd be happy if I never have to watch another trailer with him in it.
Best of luck in you're public life retirement, Shia. I'm sure I'll be writing about you next week.
Kanye West assaulted a man who was yelling racist comments at Kim Kardashian.
Oh Kanye. First off, anyone yelling racist and derogatory comments in public deserves whatever comes to them, so I have no sympathy for the dude who got punched, but Kanye has to show better judgment. He's already facing assault charges for beating up the paparazzi a few months ago and punching this dude won't do him any favors. Kanye should've let the police handle this matter or let some other dude with anger issues punch him, but doing it himself was a bad idea. In fact, a good idea would've been letting some other dude punch this racist guy and then Kanye could've paid for the bail money and any damages. Now that would've made Kanye out to look like a good person. Instead, while he looks decent for sticking up for his significant other, he also still looks like a lunatic that we've all come to know.
Kanye has to be smarter. As I've written before, people know that he might fly off the handles at any moment, so they're going to push his buttons. And the easiest button to push is Kim Kardashian. Say anything bad about her and Kanye will be all over you like a gay fish on a fishstick.
The Lucky One (AJ Grey's Pic of the Week)
It's Emily Sears once again as she's becoming a new favorite.