Quick ‘n’ Dirty Music News: 10.16.08

Posted by Brittany Haskins on 10.17.2008

Brittany talks about Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce battle, Dave Grohl's new conversation starter, Amy Winehouse channeling Satan,Jessica Simpson is still a skank, Radiohead, and a Piece of the Week you wouldn't expect!

Well hello,

It's just Brittany today because Mitch is out banging prostitutes in his home state, so he is too busy to stick to the fucking routine that we have.

So you know this shit is going to be good this week.

Its gonna be pretty damn quick, and its gonna be reallllyy dirty.


Remember how Radiohead let people decide how much they wanted to pay for their album last year?

Well, turns out statistics show that more people downloaded the album for free rather than paid a penny for it at the store. It supposedly generated more sales prior to the physical release.

Take that Lars Ulrich and suck a nut. The very thing you went out to destroy is the exact thing helping artists become a bigger success on music charts.

So the devil went down to London to give Amy Winehouse her much needed crack pipe. Evidently she had writers block and eventually became so frustrated she smashed up her $6,000 guitar while screeching that Satan was giving her drugs. Also earlier this month she threatened to kill herself because she longed for her creepy jailbird husband.



The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce battle has begun, and it is going to be awesome! Oh, and there was no prenup either, so you know this is going to get dirty.

Round 1

Guy Ritchie had this to say:

"I'm afraid the laughs in our life together were long gone. She's obsessed with her own public image, obsessed with being seen as some kind of global soothsayer. It's silly, she's a pop star. I just wanted a regular husband and wife thing. But it was always a great song and dance just to do ordinary stuff."





What a shocker. I didn't see this one coming. I wonder if Guy Ritchie will film Madonna and A-Rods porno. Oohhh I can't wait till that comes out! It'd be called something stupid like, Madonna sits on a rod…ok maybe not, I'm sure you guys have more clever names then that. You guys are twisted and perverse. Which is a good thing, because who else would want to watch a Madonna porn?
I'm looking forward to round 2 next week.

Sharon Osbourne reinforces my love for her by talking shit about Nicole Kidman.

Nicole Kidman seems like a sneaky little bitch doesn't she? Or am I being crazy?

Anywho, Osbourne said Kidman's forehead looks like a flat screen TV because it is so damn big, and doesn't understand why celebrities lie about getting plastic surgery.



I don't understand it either, everyone is going to notice. Fuck, I wish I could grow fat knockers overnight without surgery. But according to the one and only Michael Jackson, he woke up one morning and looked like this:




What a stud!

Is it just me or does it look like Jessica Simpson is blowing a microphone?





Just thought I'd share

Dave Grohl is getting a street named after him. Yes that's right. A street in Ohio. What an honor. Ha!

City council is to rename Market Alley to David Grohl Alley at a special ceremony after a campaign led by local radio DJ Fast Eddie and a pig named officer Sgt. Joe O' Grady.

Does that not seem a little degrading? You are getting a street named after you but its being led by a local DJ and a cop in Ohio. That's ok but allowing a presidential candidate to use one of your songs in a commercial is absurd? Hmmm.

I'm not sensing any taste levels.

Lead singer of Against Me!, Tom Gabel is going on a solo tour to promote his forthcoming solo album called Heart Burns. He will be alongside Chuck Ragan of Hot Water Music, Ben Nichols of Lucero, Tim Barry of Avail. This is going to be awesome. A bunch of crazy anarchists branching out and playing solo sets. I recommend everyone check this out, because it will be a show not to miss. One of those shows where you get in the pit just to collect battle scars. I can't wait. I will probably be at the Pomona and Hollywood shows if you guys want to come up and say hello.

Former Marilyn Manson bassist, Gidget Gein aka Brad Stewart was found dead at his home in Burbank, Los Angeles on October 9th. Gidget was in the band from 89 to 93 until he was replaced by Twiggy Ramirez. It is assumed that he died of a drug overdose.
I'm not going to crack any jokes about this one. Sorry.



Alright, I'm not going to do Mitch's top 10 because well, I don't know what he would pick for 1986 and I wasn't born yet, so I can't really play along either. I'm also not too sure how to make tables to show the singles for the week but what I can give you is a hot bitch to look at. (You never know how much you need someone until they are gone. How I miss my slutty BFF Mitch Michaels) Sound good?


Musical Piece of the week!

We are going old school and getting a little edgy, with some Bif Naked, because I think she's hot as hell and I hope you do too.











The End

It was just me this week, and there wasn't as much content as I was hoping but hey, Mitch is a secretive guy and didn't want me jacking his techniques so sorry if you desperately needed those singles reports, or if you really needed to know what Mitch's favorite songs were from 1986. Shoot him an email if it is really that important. I hope you had a good time!

Peace, Love, and Aural sex!