[Phil Watts, Jr.]
I haven't done these things in a while (come to think of it, I haven't done ANYTHING in a while), so I might as well jump in. Now, when looking for "Hit it all night" songs, I wanted to go a different route and mention some less obvious artists.
By the way, this is in no particular order...
5. Bootsy Collins - "I Rather Be With You"/"Munchies For Your Love": It takes a special talent to be able to make ballads that are as nasty and funky as their uptempo material. That's one things this card-carrying P-Funkateer and Godfather protege specialized in.
4. Lou Rawls - "Early Morning Love": This right here is something you play after the sweaty in-outs, when you and your girl are just lying there. Philly International's MFSB band really outdid themselves with this one.
3. Kool & The Gang - "Summer Madness": This is classic material right here! It's sad that it's only 4 minutes and some change. They could've really stretched this one out for another 10-12 minutes and no one would mind at all.
2. Tyrone Davis - "In The Mood": This is another good one. Tyrone Davis is more famous for "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time", but when the late 70's Champaign Soul era came around, he was ready for it!
1. Herbie Hancock - "Butterfly": This is straight from THRUST, one of my favorite albums of his. While the rest of the album is in vein with his HEADHUNTERS material, this one is definitely for the ladies. Plus, at 10 minutes, how could you go wrong?
[Jesse Coy]
5. Blondie - "Heart of Glass" (1978): A classy and sexy post-punk chick sounding so sweet on this one, it's just great. There are a number of other Blondie songs that I could've put here in place of this one ("Atomic" or "Orchid Club"). But I'll go with the obvious for this one.
4. Siouxsie and the Banshees - "Fireworks" (1983): Another sexy singer, this time of the new wave or gothic persuasion… the band's entire singles collection is a pretty good listen while doing the romantic deed. Siouxsie is will whisper out some vocals, and then lift others to the roof.
3. Pink Floyd - "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" (1975): just program the CD player or whatever you're using to loop both parts of this… "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Pts. 1-5" (opener) and "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Pts. 6-9" (closer) together. You get some real bang for your buck here, or some nice time on your hands, with 26 minutes of sweet loving.
2. The Doors - "Riders on the Storm" (1971): oh, come on… is this not made for that or what? You got the rain cuing in at the beginning, and closing this track out, Ray's haunting keyboard work, and Jim probably channeling a lot of loving he had over the years into this track on the band's last album.
1. Lords of Acid - "I Sit on Acid" (1991): this has got to be one of the best tracks of a musician impersonating, or having (who knows), an orgasm during a song. Maybe it wouldn't appeal to the female companion in your sex equation. I don't know. All I can say is that Lady Galore is the techno rave sex queen on this band's debut.
[Norm Williams]
Honorable Mention: "I'll Make Love To You"- Boys II Men, "Twork It Out"- Usher, "How Does It Feel"- D'Angelo, "Signs of Love Making"- Tyrese, "Do'in It"- LL Cool J, "My Body"- LSG, "At Your Best"- Aaliyah, "Falsetto"- The Dream, "Grind On Me"- Pretty Ricky
5. J. Holiday - "Bed": Sexiest Lyric: "Wanna put my fingers through your hair/wrap me up in your legs/and love you till your eyes roll back/I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed."
4. Silk - "Freak Me": Sexiest Lyric: "Let me lick you up and down til you say stop/let me play with your body baby make you real hot/let me do all the things you want me to do/cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you."
3. Ginuwine - "Pony": Sexiest Lyric: "If your horny/let's do it/ride it/my pony/my saddle's waiting/come and jump on it."
2. R. Kelly - "Bump n' Grind": Sexiest Lyric: "My minds telling me no/but my body my body's telling me yes/I don't want to hurt nobody/but there is something that I must confess/I don't see nothing wrong/with a little bump n' grind."
1. The Isley Brothers - "Between The Sheets": Sexiest Lyric: "Hey girl what's your fantasy/I'll take you there to that ecstasy/ooh girl you blow my mind/I'll always be your freak/let's make sweet love between the sheets."
[Jeff Modzelewski]
5. Dave Matthews Band - "Crush": A great romantic song with a good bassline. The song is long enough that you can really get things going, and has enough rise and fall to it so you can change things up during the song. One of DMB's best songs, and a great song for fuckin'.
4. Marvin Gaye - "Sexual Healing": Ok, I had to put Marvin Gaye on here. Frankly, his whole catalogue should be part of this list, but "Sexual Healing" is the most obvious. He's one of those artists that anyone can (and should) fuck to.
3. INXS - "Need You Tonight": I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This song just oozes sex. (Ok, bad visual, sorry). Anyways, this is a great song, and pretty much any woman will fuck you to it.
2. Nine Inch Nails - "Closer": This song is best used as a "fucking metronome." Keep with that rhythm, slow and steady, till the end of the song when you start going double-time. You'll hear no complaints.
1. Prince - "Erotic City": A great song about fucking, a great song to fuck to. When you play this song, everyone wants to start screwing. I'm pretty sure that I saw my Grandpa fingering my Grandma when we played this song at my wedding reception. My wife, who is anything but a sexual exhibitionist, was practically dry-humping me. Prince is far and away my favorite artist to fuck to, and this is his ultimate fucking song.
[Sandeep Murali]
5. Poison - "Talk dirty to me" : Yeah, I know, I know. "Poison was never known for their mastery of words. Then again, we're not discussing Wordsworth here, are we? Love ‘em (not likely) or loathe them (much more feasible), Bret Michaels and the boys sure knew how to have fun. And here's a "fun" song about kinky sex. Suits the purpose? Yep, I think so.
The only problem that I foresee is that I'll be having a stupid grin on my face as I fu-- excuse me, "make love" with "Talk Dirty to me" playing in the background.
4. Megadeth - " Mechanix" : ...and then there is THIS:
"Said you want to get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Whoever thought you any better
At turning a screw than me, I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank, made my pistons bulge Made my ball bearings melt from the heat"
I REALLY don't think I can explain this choice any better than that. I've always been amused by Dave Mustaine's twisted sense of humour and nothing demonstrates this better than "Mechanix". At one fell swoop, Dave integrated untamed aggression on the guitar with lyrics that could make the average glam rocker blush. Raunchy, one night stand material. Definitely.
3. Def Leppard - "Move with me slowly" : I'd like to take a moment here and clarify that 411mania does not support stealing another man's woman under any circumstances whatsoever. But in the off chance that (god forbid) you DO indulge in such heinous acts; you know what to play.
2. The righteous Brothers - "Unchained melody" : Unless you have been living under a rock all your life, you must be familiar with the movie "Ghost". And hence, you'll know why this entry makes perfect sense. Over the years, a kabillion artists have performed interpreted this timeless classic in their own ways. But none captures the magic quite like the original. Champagne, Candles and "Unchained melody". It all makes perfect sense.
1. Enigma - MCMXC a.D. : Not one song, but the whole album. It's been twenty eight years since Michael Cretu's groundbreaking album came out. But believe me, there's no better choice if you're looking for sensual, ambient music. Don't think twice. Close your eyes, take a deep breath and let Sandra Cretu's voice be your guiding light.
[Ben Czajkowski]
Honorable Mentions: U2 – "Vertigo", Finger Eleven – "Absent Elements", Boyz II Men – "I'll Make Love To You", Finger Eleven – "Paralyzer", Stone Temple Pilots – "Sex Type Thing", Nirvana – "Come As You Are", Three Days Grace – "Animal I've Become"
5. Buzz Poets – "Pretzel Sex": I think I would be hard-pressed to find anyone who reads this site that has heard of the Buzz Poets. This, now defunct Pittsburgh band, wrote this awesome little diddy that's up-tempo with crazy sexual lyrics:
Pretzel Sex.
Bangin' the head board.
Pretzel wrecks throwin me overboard.
Now I'm tongue tied.
I just wanna be inside her.
Tangled Sounds.
I'm feeling my tongue touched.
Spin around.
Givin a head rush.
She's insisted the way we love is twisted.
Turn her over pin her down, twist her like a pretzel teach her how to wrestle.
I've done it to this song, while trying to twist former lover's into pretzels. Dating a dancer…best move of my young life.
4. Phil Collins – "In The Air Tonight": If you misinterpret these lyrics, you have instant porno music. "I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. OH LORD!...Wipe off that grin. I know where you've been." On my nuts tonight.
3. Collective Soul – "December": So, this song might not be about getting head, but when you're a perverted teenager, this song is definitely about oral sex. One of those songs where you can gently let the girl bob on your knob.
2. The Prodigy – "Smack My Bitch Up": In slang, this means to do something intensely, like being on stage or generate shock value, or just what it sounds like. It's a fun song, with a great beat; as long as you're not with a woman who doesn't mind this tune, it would be a good one to get down to.
1. The Little Mermaid – "Part Of Your World": Okay, so, this might be a little weird for some people, but this song is awesome to have relations to. Plus, Ariel is the hottest of the Disney princesses. If you've ever seen anything Rule 34'd, you've definitely seen some Disney porn. Rather entertaining. Yeah, I'd definitely have sex to this song after a few beers.
[Mitch Michaels]
5. The Coasters - "Down In Mexico": If you've seen Death Proof, you know why, but even before Butterfly gave Stuntman Mike that very memorable grind, I found this song very sexy. And it's not the lyrics, really, though the tale of a Latin chick dancing with fishnets and castanets is anything but boring. When it comes down to it, "Down In Mexico" is all about that seductive rhythm and the Coasters' cool backing vocals. You've got your slow section and your faster "dance" section - that and five minutes will get it done. In other words, pace yourself man. And as Joe says, "Just be cool".
4. Dusty Springfield - "The Son Of A Preacher Man": Speaking of Tarantino films, "Son Of A Preacher Man" had us all falling in love with Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction. This is another sensual rhythm, made intensely sexy by one of the greatest female singers of all time. "Being good isn't always easy/No matter how hard I try". Come on over here babe.
3. Nine Inch Nails - "Closer": We've covered sensual, now let's get to the throw down. This is an easy choice thanks to the chorus - "I wanna fuck you like an animal/I wanna feel you from the inside". Dirty? Downright fucking filthy, but this reminds me of the sex you have with that chick who you know it's not going to work out with. Maybe she's on drugs or doesn't do enough drugs or is just really into World of Warcraft. But anyway, chicks like that are there for one reason - because they're DTF. And they get what Trent was saying here.
2. Goldfrapp - "Strict Machine": A little light S&M never hurt anybody, right? Unless you count that RA who died of an "accidental hanging" during my third year of college. But if you're by yourself, does it count as S&M? Anyway, "Strict Machine" is one of the sexiest underground singles to come across the airwaves in years, and it's got Dom/sub written all over it, both in the lyrics ("You get love when told what to do") and in its hypnotic electro-beat. Chick isn't bad looking either.
1. AC/DC - Back In Black: The whole album, cause I'm a 60-minute man, kids. Or 45 minutes. Or however long that is. In Kid Rock's "Lay It On Me", he sings - "(Lay it on me) With AC/DC on/From "Hells Bells" to the next nine songs". He ain't joking. "I'm rolling thunder, I'm pouring rain/I'm coming on like a hurricane". And that's just in the first minute! From shaking her all night long to just giving the dog a bone, she'll be yours by the time you light a cigarette and chill to the blues-rock of "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution". The fact that it's one of the best albums to fuck to is truly a tribute to the memory of Bon Scott.
Alright, folks. Thanks for reading. Here's what you should do. Enter your list in the comment's section. You do not have to register to comment. Here's how your list should look:
Honorable Mentions: If you have any...
5. Artist - "Song": Explanation of choice
4. Artist - "Song": Explanation of choice
3. Artist - "Song": Explanation of choice
2. Artist - "Song": Explanation of choice
1. Artist - "Song": Explanation of choice
