Britney Spears' Latest Self-Help Program: Gardening
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 04.27.2009
Horticulture just got hotter...
Britney Spears has thrown herself into a new self-help program called flower therapy, which uses plants to "balance physical and emotional disturbances".
A source said: "Britney has tried every kind of therapy going. She's studied yoga, seen numerous counselors and even experimented with mysticism, but they've never been more than passing fads. This time seems different though. She's committed to learning as much as she can about horticulture and how it impacts your well-being. Whenever she returns to her California home she's straight out in the garden working. She's very proud and knowledgeable about what she's planted and what is growing around her house."
Britney has been spotted reading books about the spiritual aspects of gardening, including Jack Canfield's 'Chicken Soup For The Gardener's Soul', backstage during her "Circus" tour.
The source said: "That book has given her a lot of solace."
I could see her in a bikini with a garden apron on over it....yeah....one of you paparazzo get on that...ASAP!!!!!!!!
Posted By: George (Guest) on April 27, 2009 at 06:32 PM
WHOREticulture
Posted By: MichiyoYoshiku (Guest) on April 27, 2009 at 06:46 PM
pot
Posted By: 16s (Guest) on April 27, 2009 at 06:55 PM
Kill to be born again, cycled a thousand times
Posted By: FIRE (Guest) on April 27, 2009 at 07:50 PM
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Posted By: pjones6738 (Guest) on April 27, 2009 at 11:25 PM
Good for her. I hope it works out.
Posted By: lightwave 9 (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 12:04 AM
This isn't music. WTF does this have to with music?
fuck you all
Posted By: Guest#3339 (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 06:39 AM
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Posted By: confucius (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 10:07 AM
The ho becomes a hoe. What a transition!
Posted By: Nepotism World Odor (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Only solution that is going to stick is Jesus. Not the way corrupt Christians have portrayed Him, but through really getting to know her savior, and giving everything up to Him. I'm definitely praying she finds God and gets back to her Christian roots. A real shame what's happened to her...
Posted By: Jimbo (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 11:30 AM
I can't really imagine it... Britney reading books???
Posted By: Memin (Guest) on April 28, 2009 at 11:47 AM
britney is agood singer but i think she could give her life to jesus and i believe that she can get all what she want
Posted By: Silvia (Guest) on May 05, 2009 at 10:29 PM
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