Katy Perry Used To Pray For Big Boobs
Posted by AJ Grey on 08.17.2009
And her prayer was granted...
Katy Perry told The Sun UK that as a nine year old girl, she used to pray for big breasts.
"I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted. A bit of divine intervention displays the power of prayer!"
Perry also revealed that she now has to go through a bouncing routine before she leaves the house to ensure that her boobs won't pop out of her clothes.
"Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of photographers, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping. I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won't have a wardrobe malfunction. Don't want those boulders doing a show of their own!"
I Am Now A Believer In God....I Never Thought There Was A God Because I Thought No One Was Listening...Now I Admit I May Have Been Wrong :D
Posted By: DAZ (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Hmmmmm...yeah someone should get that on video. Yeah.
Posted By: Madliberator (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 12:51 PM
I Love You Katy.
Posted By: Jake Fury (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 12:59 PM
I totally would.
Posted By: SPACE GHOST (Registered) on August 17, 2009 at 01:02 PM
Lady Gaga prayed for a penis
Posted By: Guest#5845 (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 01:08 PM
I think I can speak for all the commenters when I say we would love for her boulders to do a show of their own. :)
Posted By: Todd Vote (Registered) on August 17, 2009 at 01:09 PM
I'm the skipping rope.
Posted By: X (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 01:11 PM
"I think I can speak for all the commenters when I say we would love for her boulders to do a show of their own. :)"
Indeed. MARRY ME KATY
Posted By: The REAL MP (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 01:27 PM
katy perry has done more for religion in that one comment than anyone else has in the last decade! I AM A BELIEVER!!
Posted By: Guest#5113 (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 01:34 PM
There is a god......and he loves big boobs too...
Posted By: Ojj (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 01:37 PM
Even at a tender age, Katy knew the true path to success. After all, she could have prayed for talent instead, right?
Don't mind me ... I'm just jealous because now I know I should have prayed for a bigger ... fork.
Posted By: Abdullah (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Katy Perry and Lady GaGa must have some kind of running contest on who can say the most idiotic things to garner attention cause their music sure isnt worth talking about...
Posted By: son of pillman (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 02:20 PM
A true test of faith involves praying for sex with Katy Perry.
Back to be an athiest!
Posted By: Zingy (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Looks like it paid off.
Posted By: Dude (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 02:47 PM
Even at a tender age, Katy knew the true path to success. After all, she could have prayed for talent instead, right?
Don't mind me ... I'm just jealous because now I know I should have prayed for a bigger ... fork.
Posted By: Abdullah (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 02:08 PM
But the Butcher has much larger breasts than Katy does
Posted By: don homer (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Your boobs aren't real Katy and lying is a sin.
I wonder what Lady GaGa will try and do to outdo her next.
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Yup that must be proof that God exists, end of debate.
Posted By: Guest#7026 (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 05:01 PM
What have I been saying to you guys all along?...NATTIES ARE PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US!!! (doesn't anyone listen?)
Posted By: swoltz (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 05:21 PM
I thought if you sold your soul you got what you wanted. Hey Katy's is proof praying does work. Now I'm going to pray she is on her knees for me.
Posted By: Bigmatt0011 (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Nice breasts and all, but if she can't see her feet then she needs glasses.
Posted By: Guest#9922 (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 05:55 PM
You're prays were answered my child. Now go in Peace, you piece of ASS!!
Oh, and you're all welcome. See you all in church this Sunday. Yeah, I won't hold my breath (even though it would totally NOT kill me if I did).
Posted By: Baby Jesus (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 06:29 PM
I'm praying that one day I will shove my face in between those puppies and GO TO TOWN ON THEM! Woo Hoo!
Posted By: JD (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 07:59 PM
Major Boobage..
Posted By: Propagandhi (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 08:27 PM
Nice boobs. God still doesn't exist
Posted By: voice of reason (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 08:37 PM
As much as I would love to marry this woman, it saddens me to learn that prayers are answered....guess it's just mine that are ignored, lol
Posted By: AdamRock (Guest) on August 17, 2009 at 10:38 PM
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