Otep Frontwoman Becoming A Dude?
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 11.06.2009
Otep saying goodbye to her "magnificent breasts and elegant vagina" and hello to a "veiny 8 inches"?
MetalInsider uncovered a blog recently by Otep singer Otep Shamaya.
The article was titled "That New Car Smell", where Otep jokes about having a sex change and marrying an A-list actress. Some highlights:
I am an American. I love this country. And I realize this decision might cost me my career, the respect of my peers, the love of my own family ~ but I see no other way.
In order to legally (and morally) marry the woman I love ~ I have no other choice but to ~become A MAN.
Yes, sexual-reassignment surgery.
No, I am not kidding.
I am buying a penis. A real one.
Oh, how I will miss my magnificent breasts and elegant vagina!
But say good-bye, I must. The doctor assures me that my metamorphosis will be a masterpiece that will shame Michelangelo! I will be fitted with two perfectly plump and proportioned testicles and (as the centerpiece) a beautiful, robust and veiny, 8-inch peen.
As an added incentive, they are going to install a free iSex KitTM (with optional interchanging LED lights) that uses sensors implanted in the shaft to transmit data to my iPod during coitus so that the speed and rhythm of the music will match the speed and rhythm of the fornication.
As convincing as my surgeon might be, I remain disturbed and concerned. But, ah L~amour, my heart screams that all this is worth it!
My transformation will authenticate my citizenship as a REAL, honest-to-goodness American!
No one ~ not the church ~ not the government ~ NO ONE ~ can deny me the right to marry as long as I have a peen in my panties.
