Russell Brand Sings About Katy Perry's P*ssy
Posted by AJ Grey on 11.12.2009
Pics included, of course...
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have apparently recorded a song together. The song is said to be a version of the 1871 Edward Lear poem, "The Owl and the Pussycat." The two have been dating since at least the VMAs back in September.
One of the lines from the song is apparently Brand reciting "Oh lovely Pussy! Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are."
"They often use the nicknames Owl and Pussycat. Russell is 'Owl' because he's wise and, well, it's fairly obvious that Katy's a sex kitten, isn't it?" a sound told UK's The Sun.
Posted By: Franz (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 05:18 PM
shes like that stupid ass girl you hate so much because shes so stupid but you go through the worst boring night ever just to bang her
i once picked up this girl who i wanted to chris brown her ass forreal this bitch beleived that i ordered a rock lobster salad with scallops from f'ng zaxbys, man that shit sure was tight though too tight...like half a minute man tight haha i didnt care pulled a g and got up and asked when she was leaving....yeah....;)
Posted By: SuperMan (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 06:01 PM
Fuck Russell Brand.
Posted By: El Guesto (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 06:39 PM
shes like that stupid ass girl you hate so much because shes so stupid but you go through the worst boring night ever just to bang her
i once picked up this girl who i wanted to chris brown her ass forreal this bitch beleived that i ordered a rock lobster salad with scallops from f'ng zaxbys, man that shit sure was tight though too tight...like half a minute man tight haha i didnt care pulled a g and got up and asked when she was leaving....yeah....;)
Posted By: SuperMan (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 06:01 PM
Cool story brah
Posted By: Showster (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 07:51 PM
It really makes me sad... I don't have a chance with Katy Perry because, unlike Brand, I'm not a goofy douche who's basically useless to humanity...
Bummer.
Posted By: epicsrealm (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 08:05 PM
"Russell Brand Sings About Katy Perry's P*ssy
Pics included, of course..."
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Posted By: Memin (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM
shes like that stupid ass girl you hate so much because shes so stupid but you go through the worst boring night ever just to bang her
i once picked up this girl who i wanted to chris brown her ass forreal this bitch beleived that i ordered a rock lobster salad with scallops from f'ng zaxbys, man that shit sure was tight though too tight...like half a minute man tight haha i didnt care pulled a g and got up and asked when she was leaving....yeah....;)
Posted By: SuperMan (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 06:01 PM
I havn't seen a more desperate act for attention since Kanye's VMA heel turn. This guy is a virgin.
Posted By: Etch-A-Sketchy (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 11:09 PM
that last one's gr8
Posted By: ICON (Guest) on November 12, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Katie Perry body is awesome but the face is just iffy... she is quite plain.
I have shared saliva with Katie by association.... I shagged a girl who once got off with Russell Brand... Oh wait that means I'm associated to Russell Brand.. geez better get an STD test.
Posted By: Andrew Barbarash (Guest) on November 13, 2009 at 03:24 AM
Geezus,
Why don't we just give AJ Grey his own PORN ZONE..
This is what constitutes news????
Posted By: Guest#8297 (Guest) on November 13, 2009 at 03:30 PM
