Jessica Simpson Wants Kids Before She's 40
Posted by AJ Grey on 03.15.2010
And if she doesn't get them, she has a plan...
Jessica Simpson has a contingency plan. While on The View this morning, Simpson said "If I don't have kids by the time I'm 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!"
How would you like to go to PTA meetings with this sitting next to you?
Posted By: Volourn (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 06:28 PM
I bet Ol' Kenny is just fucking counting down the days. lol
Posted By: paco smith (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 07:19 PM
id lick her feet for a hundred years if she so desired
Posted By: AG Awesome (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 07:25 PM
Can I volunteer to marry her and get her pregnant?!
Posted By: AdamRock (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 07:41 PM
Ken's gonna be protecting that puss!
Posted By: Jcon (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 07:49 PM
A boy can dream
Posted By: john (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 09:22 PM
When she hits 40 there ain't enough underwire to make her look good.
Posted By: Guest#5539 (Guest) on March 15, 2010 at 09:55 PM
God I hope she's barren.
Posted By: Jaime (Guest) on March 16, 2010 at 08:24 AM
That's why I keep female friends, no need to wine and dine a chick like that, keep 'em company make them laugh and when they get lonely .. you know the rest
Posted By: K. Bett (Guest) on March 16, 2010 at 08:29 AM
BEFORE 40??? Shit, I hope so bitch...
Posted By: Guest#4426 (Guest) on March 16, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Call me anytime, I'll be happy to personally donate to your baby cause.
Posted By: Guest#6424 (Guest) on March 16, 2010 at 01:46 PM
I'd plant my seed in her.
Posted By: Mortal Sin (Guest) on March 16, 2010 at 06:06 PM
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