Cheryl Cole Wants A Fat Guy
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 03.19.2010
Oh boy...
Now that Cheryl Cole is separating from her soccer-star husband Ashley Cole, she says she is all done with toned, muscular guys.
"A guy could be in the Speedos and be ripped to within an inch of his life and I don't think I'd look again," Cheryl said. "'It would have to be the Bermuda shorts and the pot belly."
As for her career, Cheryl is gearing up to tour with The Black Eyed Peas, whose will.i.am says he'd move to the UK if it meant he could be with her.
Posted By: MadLiberator (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 01:12 PM
"So you're saying theres a chance..."
Posted By: Todd Vote (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 01:12 PM
Looks like I'm moving to the UK.
Posted By: Simon Monjack (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 01:15 PM
But is she ready for my jelly?
Posted By: Weng (Registered) on March 19, 2010 at 01:58 PM
I have a fat chance now.
Posted By: Mortal Sin (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 02:04 PM
But I'm still waiting for Kate Winslet to return my call.....
Posted By: Guest#8664 (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 02:26 PM
One ticket to England, please, I've gotta get the girl of my dreams...or some hot chick who I'm not really sure what she does, but she says one of those things is fat guys, so I'm gold.
Posted By: Jerry (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 02:27 PM
A fat guy would cheat on her too if he had the chance.
Posted By: Guest#8671 (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 02:50 PM
Shit, I need a dunkin donuts, stat!!!
Posted By: Butters4Prez (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 03:11 PM
This would make an EPIC season of the bachelorette ---All Fat Guys trying to land her...Where do I sign up? :)
Posted By: Alfredo Lara Jr. (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 03:48 PM
Time to play the game.
Posted By: HHH (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 05:31 PM
If you can substitute dirty underwear for bermuda shorts and she's ok with the smell of chip dip the IWC will rejoice. Hope she's quiet enough to sneak into their mothers basements.
Posted By: that guy (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 05:40 PM
Well since she asked so nicely I guess we can get coffee or something.
Posted By: Dave (Guest) on March 19, 2010 at 10:28 PM
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