Noel Gallgher Says God Is An Oasis Fan
Posted by Joseph Lee on 01.02.2013
That's how he'll get into Heaven...
Noel Gallagher told The Sun that he will get into Heaven because God loves Oasis.
He said: "I'd say, ‘You've heard Don't Look Back In Anger?', and they'd say, ‘Of course'. I'd say, ‘Look it's me, let us in. I can play you a tune. I robbed some stuff, I took a lot of drugs, but I'm all right'."
The Sun notes that he's made some outrageous claims over the years. He once said Oasis were bigger than God. When he won the Godlike Genius award at the NME Awards, he said: "I accept I am a genius, just like God."
When asked about the lyrics to 1997's "D'You Know What I Mean?" (which include "I met my maker, and I made him cry"), he said: "On Judgement Day, if there ever is one, I'll have a few things to say to Him."
He added that his "real-life angel" Sara McDonald will get in right away. He added: "She's not a heavenly body. I can touch her and I do regularly and it's great — for me, not for her."