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UPDATED: Charlie Sheen Rants About Being Snubbed By Rihanna
Posted by Joseph Lee on 05.22.2014



UPDATE: When Charlie Sheen goes off on you, the best advice is usually to leave him alone. Sadly, that's not what Rihanna did. After Sheen went off on Rihanna for snubbing his girlfriend, the pop star posted the following message to Twitter:



And predictably, Sheen used the comment to continue his rants, delivering the followng Rihanna-bashing poem to TMZ:

Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows..."

later Doosh!
cs



ORIGINAL: In a really long post on Twitter, Charlie Sheen unleashed a rant about Rihanna after she reportedly snubbed him and his fiancee Scottine (formerly Brett Rossi) at the Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica.

Sheen said that they were celebrating Scottine's birthday. When they discovered Rihanna was there, he sent a request to her table for a meet-and-greet because his fiancee was a fan. The request was denied due to the presence of paparazzi outside.

Here is Sheen's entire rant:

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur





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