Latest Crazy Britney Spears Story
Posted by Ashish on 01.15.2008
Spears struts around naked at mall...
Things keep getting crazier. From PerezHilton.com:
Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.
Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.
Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.
"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.
It's not like we haven't all seen it already!
"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."
She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.
When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! If she wants to share her beauty with those in the store, so be it.
- Love, the synonym of Gay
Posted By: ChrisCrocker (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 05:40 PM
I don't get it. If I did this, I'd be arrested for indecency and disturbing the public. Then they'd lock me up and pray "the sisters" give me what I deserve.
Britney does it (again for the sake of fucking) and she just gets to leave? Hey dipshit... call the fucking cops. Doesn't matter who she WAS or who she THINKS she IS, she's a menace needs to be put away somewhere before one of these bullshit excursions of hers hurts somebody.
And before someone comes in here and adds "or herself..."
Fuck that. Let her hurt herself. Either she's an undiagnosed headcase who needs help or she's a selfish media whore who see's her career spiraling downward and hopes these shock tactics will keep her in the public eye (which they are, so mission accomplished ya fucked up hosebeast)who still needs help.
Either way, something's gotta be done. These stories aren't even entertaining anymore, they're just a piss off making people wonder how the fuck anyone gets away with this shit.
The next time I hear about Brit or Amy Winehouse I seriously hope it's because Tommy Lee's banging them both. At least that would make me laugh instead of vomit with rage.
Posted By: Bahb (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 05:43 PM
Lol.. the guy vomiting with rage.. get a life dude..this is funny stuff
Posted By: Chris (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Keep laughing when she kills herself. This isn't "funny stuff" at all, it's a complete debacle. Especially for a mother and former role model (believe it or not) to millions of people.
How funny would it be if she was your sister? Or your mom?
Posted By: Bahb (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Err, PerezHilton.com? No chance this could just be a bullshit made-up story?
Posted By: mrwishart (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 07:42 PM
this doesnt sound true
Posted By: heyheyhey (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 08:56 PM
they shouldve video'ed it
Posted By: hi (Guest) on January 15, 2008 at 09:47 PM
We can get pointless videos of her driving, but there is not even one picture of her doing this?
I smell BS.
Posted By: Cj (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 07:07 AM
What is she? An Alien? She's naked more than anyone else on Earth and not one picture. Believe!
Posted By: GovernmentCheese (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 08:13 AM
They talked about it on The Bob and Tom Show this morning. apparently it is true. i agree with Bahb. im sick of hearing about her and hearing from the people who feel sorry for her.
Posted By: Meow (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 11:07 AM
