Moby Thinks That Trainwreck Britney Is Hotter Than Pop Star Britney
Posted by Mitch Michaels on 04.10.2008
The guy loves a good tragedy...
Moby has revealed his feelings for Britney Spears increase with every drama in her troubled life.
He said: "Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90's, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!"
Moby recently said he thought most of Britney's problems - which involve losing custody of her two children after refusing to return them to ex-husband Kevin Federline - are down to the fact she was a child star.
He said: "She became an international icon aged 16. In a weird way she's challenging people, but it's breaking my heart because ultimately she's not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not."
Glad to hear Moby's opinion on this issue,no one knows more about what makes a woman hot than a gay man,BWAHAHAHA!
Posted By: Sammy (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Who is Moby again?
Posted By: MLL (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Moby is not gay. Somebody listens to too much Eminem.
Posted By: Joel Yeomans (Registered) on April 10, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Hey Moby and I have a lot in common now. I think Brit's got the hottest legs, butt and stomach of any celeb out there.......
Posted By: SilvioJ (Guest) on April 10, 2008 at 10:38 PM
If you saw Britney at the bar, and didn't know who she was, you would think she is hot. Most girls would have a hard time looking good if they were put in the situations she is put in.
Posted By: Joel Yeomans (Registered) on April 11, 2008 at 02:08 AM