Axl Rose Wants To "Do It" With An Osbourne
Posted by Ben Czajkowski on 08.29.2008
The results may shock you!
Axl Rose wants to "fuck" Kelly Osbourne.
The 46-year-old Guns'n'Roses rocker reportedly made the comment when he bumped into Kelly, 23, at a recent Hollywood party.
New York designer Richie Rich, who was with Kelly at the bash, told America's OK! magazine: "Axl was really weird with her. He kept leering at her and saying, 'I want to fuck you'."
Kelly was recently seen sporting a huge black eye after a cupboard fell on her.
The incident happened when Kelly returned to London from the UK's Reading music festival, after contracting a stomach bug.
A friend of the star said: "Kelly had already called in sick to work for Radio One because she was doubled over with bad stomach pains.
"When she got home she reached up to get a glass of water from the cupboard to have a drink when the entire thing fell off the wall and smashed into her face.
"Kelly had blood pouring out of a lump in her head, while black and blue swelling started almost straight away around her eyes."
I don't believe the cupboard story. Instead, I think Axl Rose tried to take liberties with her.
Posted By: The Kid (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Ok, Axl wants to get it on with a semi-attractive girl. No harm in that is there? Other than Ozzy taking his soul I mean.
Posted By: The Jerk (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 01:25 PM
"Axl was really weird with her. He kept leering at her and saying, 'I want to fuck you'."
This should have been the video for "Estranged".
Posted By: Electrichotdog (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 02:39 PM
"You get nuthin for nuthin, if thats what you do. Turn around Bitch I got a use for you...Besides, you aint got nuthin better to do....And I 'm bored!!!!
It's So Easy Easy!!!
Posted By: Axl (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Shock Me?!?!?!?
Other then Jack or Ozzy, sorry but to each his own.
Chubby Chasers need love too!!!
Posted By: Jerome Saloser (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 03:00 PM
I hope axl fucks the annoying out of her.
Posted By: Guest#3185 (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 03:15 PM
He would probably do it over and over again with her for 10 yrs. until he gets it right.
Posted By: Electrichotdog (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 04:39 PM
So, Axl said he wanted to fuck her. and in an unrelated note, she was injured.
How the fuck is this tied together.
Posted By: the dude (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 04:45 PM
God wanted to hit kelly with the kitchen sink, but decided to switch it up a little, for his amusement.
Posted By: setobakura (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 05:10 PM
I dont know whats more funny the story or everyones comments, TOO FUNNY
Posted By: thedouce (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 09:35 PM
""Axl was really weird with her. He kept leering at her and saying, 'I want to fuck you'."
Kelly was recently seen sporting a huge black eye after a cupboard fell on her."
. . . and these two things are realted how?
Posted By: Guest#0502 (Guest) on August 29, 2008 at 11:57 PM
And this is surprising behavior from Axel Rose because......
Posted By: who? me? you? (Guest) on August 30, 2008 at 02:35 AM
How the Fuck Does a Cupboard Fall off a Wall and Land On your Fucking Face?!?
Cant Say I've ever Seen That Before
I Swear you cant make this Shit up
Posted By: Big Will (Guest) on August 30, 2008 at 07:59 AM
"Axl Rose Wants To 'Do It' With An Osbourne"
I came in here thinking Ozzy. Oh well.
Posted By: CharlesBronson (Guest) on August 30, 2008 at 10:03 AM
maybe if more cupboards fell on her she wouldn't be so freaking fat.
Posted By: timmy (Guest) on August 30, 2008 at 10:58 AM
heavy metal/rock & roll guys are so retarded!
Posted By: slim shady (Guest) on August 30, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Did you notice the designer's name...Richie Rich? Where's his dog, Dollar?
Oh, they called her by her other name, Axl!
Posted By: acc1213johnson (Registered) on August 31, 2008 at 05:57 AM
Who honestly wants to bang that? You'd need to wear four condoms and a welding mask.
Posted By: Scotland (Guest) on August 31, 2008 at 04:00 PM
