Courtney Love Seeks Housekeeper On MySpace
Posted by Rebecca Stone on 09.24.2008
44/F/CA Seeking 20-Something neat freak hottie to clean house. And work on movies.
Courtney Love is advertising for a new housekeeper on MySpace. The former Hole singer has grown so tired of orthodox agencies, she is resorting to the unconventional method to find a "non-freaky, non-thieving" employee.
Posting on her blog, she wrote: "I know this is weird but the agencies suck and I'm sick of pigs who steal. It's as simple as that, so f**k it - why not try MySpace?" Prospective candidates should live near Malibu, be "insanely clean" and be "someone who really wants to get into the film business...And it's very good money.".
Translation: She needs needs someone to help her make a sex tape. Especially if you look like Kurt. Courtney hopes to find a cleaner who is interested in working on "Heavier Than Heaven", the planned biopic about her late husband, Nirvana's Kurt Cobain.
Maybe the housekeeper can ask Courtney why she had Kurt killed?
Posted By: MBD (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Wouldn't Miss Love attempt kill this Kurt lookalike? Since she did that to the original.
Any sane individual wouldn't want to touch that nasty space between her legs. Just starring at it might give you various deadly whore diseases.
Posted By: Admiral_Cinnamon (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 11:36 AM
I feel sorry for her kid.
Posted By: Captain America (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 11:41 AM
See, I knew all MySpace users were morons!
Posted By: daniel (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Is it just me, or does this sound like a setup for a reality tv show on MTV ?
Posted By: DumDum (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 03:24 PM
This is the same woman who threw her daughter a sweet 16 party calling it a "Suicide 16 Party"... considering who the father of the 16 year old is, that just seems in bad taste.
Posted By: wcwchris (Guest) on September 24, 2008 at 06:36 PM
