The Weekly Monitor 12.23.05

Posted by Brandon Crow on 12.23.2005

The Monitor has the Christmas spirit! Well, sort of.

If fighting the tyranny and fascist ideology of the Bush Administration is shameful, then the Weekly Monitor is happy to be ashamed!




John Spencer 195 -2005
Rest in peace, Leo McGarry.




The Weekly Monitor would like to wish all of you a very, "Richard Gere" Christmas.




Um, well, Chuck, I'll take Saddam Hussein in the corner for the win!




After being called "dishonest" by a reporter, Afghan President Hamad karzai quickly points the reporter on the right track to finding a "liar."




Speak no evil, uh...smell no evil...sleep no evil?




Hmmm...let me see, where's the reorter I planted. John, is that you over there? Speaking of which, anyone who leaked the information that my administration actually plants "journalists" is shameful!




Describe it? Well, it was fine powder, pure, direct from Columbia and all sorted into a nice straight line...about this long...




Please return it...PLEASE! Look, I'm shaking...




Bush: Condi...Condi...gotta find Condi's number! She'll know how to get me my sugar...




Look, I don't think you people know how important it is for the president to find that lost "sugar." He can't think without it...




Which one of these doesn't belong?




ASSOCIATED PRESS: Former Army Major L. Tammy Duckworth, right, enters the room, helped by her husband Bryan Bowlsbey to announce her candidacy for Illinois' 6th Congressional district at her Lombard, Ill. headquarters, Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005. Duckworth, a Democrat and Iraq War veteran who lost both legs when her Blackhawk helicopter crashed in Iraq, is running for the seat being vacated by longtime Republican Congressman Henry Hyde, who is retiring after this term.

Or in th eyes of the Republicans, just another unpatriotic, unAmerican bitch.




Republican Loyalty Pop Quiz: What's more patriotic, getting shot down in a blackhawk and losing two legs or five deferments and just random shaking hands with soldiers?




Now that she's shaken hands with soldiers, Laura Bush can also claim to be a hardcore military buff.




How do we win in Iraq? I don't know. But anyone who leaks that we have no plan is SHAMEFUL!




December 15, 2005: 11 million Iraqis showed up to vote; meanwhile, 35 million New Yorkers showed up to do holiday shopping.




A couple enjoys their date at a carnival under the fabulous web cast by GaySpiderman.




Will the real Santa please stand up?!




Will Santa's little helpers please sit down...on my lap!




Psst, Santa, can you make the American public dumb and blind again? By the way, parents who leaked to their kids that you are not real are shameful.




Citing problems with the sled, Santa found a new way to travel.




Hey Santa, for Christmas this year, my Georgie would like a "do over" for 2005. Also, he'd like to find his "sugar," whatever that means...




Hey kid! No looking up Mrs. Claus' dress!




Help me! I'm stuck!




That's right bitch! Take that! That's what you get for not bringing me my IPod last year!




What the hell? I was always taught that Santa was white, just like Jesus...




Santa just found out his job is being outsourced to India.




Will work for food.




Hey everybody! It's the "Holiday Pope."




And the new Nativity Scene...




This past week, indicted former House Leader Tom DeLay decried those who leaked information on his corruption to the public as shameful.




At long last, the mystery has been solved. We now know who's been dipping into Bush's snow.




Wait...wait...I'm getting a message directly from God...he says all people who dare challenge me are shameful!