Congratulations to the Florida Gators on winning the NCAA Naitonal Championship.
Katie Couric has decided to call CBS Evening News her home...
...Dan Rather immediately phoned Couric saying, "I'm sorry!"
This week, crooked Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff was sentenced to five years and ten months in federal prison.
Hey Jack, don't bend over!
Also this week, Tom De Lay announced he will not seek reelection...
CHICKEN SHIT BITCH! Take your voters' scorn like a man!
Here's a Weekly Monitor Pop Quiz: Which one is Jack Abramoff and which one is Tom De Lay?
The SS Tom De Lay finally fell through the thin ice...
Jim and Howard Dean are all too happy to "Lay into De Lay!"
Here is this week's first moment of zen: anyone want to be the back of an envelope?
Dandy Andy is gone? Tommy-boy is gone too? Oh my heart...my heart...
"Look, you don't know me, but I just lost my two best friends. You wanna be my friend?"
"Like the sign says, I'm here to speak about 'talent.' And I know all about talent. I'm married to the most talented man in the whole wide world!"
"We need some serious talent in the US Senate. So, vote for the Democrats!"
"My Laura...she knows talent! She's married to me, ain't she?"
Hey, this "I-GOD" music stuff is great!
The Three Amigos?
Manny, Moe and Jack?
Or the Three Stooges?
Another moment of zen: Oh my god! I'm seeing double!
Um...can I reach out and play with your ball?
Deal or no deal?
Afraid of catching the "Resignation Flu," Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Alberto Gonzales and Donald Rumsfeld don the latest protective clothing.
Too much tobacco...not good!
Too much alcohol...not good!
Too much Rice...not good!
And here is this week's final moment of zen: The Bush Administration's plan to solving social security-- Don't Get Old!
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