Thag The Brute Opinion Cave: 01.16.08: League Of National Football Playoffs Of Divisional
Posted by Thag the Brute on 01.16.2008
Welcome to Thag The Brute Opinion Cave for League Of National Football Playoffs Of Divisional. This week-cycle, Thag break down all games of playoff, and have episode of identity that is mistaken. Also, Thag beg for friends on MySpace. All here in Opinion Cave for League Of National Football Playoffs Of Divisional!
Thag welcome readers to Opinion Cave for League Of National Football for Playoffs Of Divisional.
As he write, Thag only have eight friend on new MySpace page. Thag even send request of friend to 411mania, but there no response yet. They busy, that what Thag think. Get in on floor of ground and add Thag as MySpace friend. And for readers who say they no have MySpace page...sure you do not. (Visualize Thag wink.)
Packer-Man Team 42 vs. Hawks Of Sea 20
Thag admit it no look good for Packer-Man Team when Ryan Grant-Man have sudden Hands Of Oil, and Hawks Of Sea jump out to two touchdown lead. Favre-Man managed to settle team down, and then Packer-Man Team get down to kicking of ass.
Thag give much credit to Packer-Man Team, they no lose hope early in game. And Thag sure he see video of Favre-Man as he throw pass of off balance for many year-cycles to come. It must no be easy to play in bad weather; the last time Thag see that much snow, he at party at house of Ultimate Warrior.
Hawks Of Sea can only watch as Packer-Man Team use tractor to get first down.
Patriot-Man Team 31 vs. Cat-Man Team 20
Brady-Man use magic to distract Cat-Man Team before he throw pass for touchdown. Thag hear he learn tricks of Doug Hening-Man. Thag just kid. When you have weapons of offense like Patriot-Man Team, you no need magic. How else you explain that Moss-Man have only one ball-catch for 14 yards and Patriot-Man Team still walk away with game?
Cat-Man Team make valiant fight, but it no enough in end. There no shame in loss to Patriot-Man Team. It happen to all other teams through season of regular, and will happen to Bolt-Man Team next week-cycle.
Bolt-Man Team 28 vs. Colt-Man Team 24
If you tell Thag that Bolt-Man Team lose both Tomlinson-Man and Rivers-Man and still win game against Colt-Man Team, Thag would have you put in home with those who think Batista-Man have all natural physique.
But Bolt-Man Team pull off upset that no one see coming, and put end to Colt-Man Team season. Coach-Man Dungy-Man say he not sure if he return for next season-cycle, he have to talk with family and pray to Invisible Sky Fairy for guidance. Thag think he should stop at practice facility for Colt-Man Team first, and teach Harrison-Man how to hold on to ball first.
Giant-Man Team 21 vs. Boys Of Cow 17
Zebra-Man grab collar of Williams-Man. How YOU like it, Williams-Man?
Thag see amazing thing while he watch game between Giant-Man Team and Boys Of Cow.
No, it not that Giant-Man Team win game. Thag said that would happen in Future-Sight last week-cycle.
No, it not that Romo-Man could not get job done. Loss of game not fault of Romo-Man, too many dumb plays by Boys Of Cow lose game.
No, it not that Eli Manning-Man keep cool under pressure. He been doing good job of that for last few week-cycles.
It that Boys Of Cow manage to get Kool Mo Dee-Man to show up at conference of press after game.
Wait, Thag being told that not Kool Mo Dee-Man. It Owens-Man, ball-catcher for Boys Of Cow. Thag apologize to Owens-Man. No, really. If Owens-Man so fragile that he begin to leak tears after loss, being mistaken for Kool Mo Dee-Man may send him over edge. Thag no worry, though. If Owens-Man attempt suicide, it probably end in failure. Just like season-cycle for Boys Of Cow.
PLAYOFFS OF CONFERENCE
Giant-Man Team vs. Packer-Man Team
Thag future-sight of Giant-Man collapse no come true in past week-cycles. Thag no think they collapse here, but best game will not be enough to beat Packer-Man Team, especially when game in played in Field Of Lambeau. It will be solid game from both teams, but in end, Packer-Man Team is better. Thag pick PACKER-MAN TEAM.
Bolt-Man Team vs. Patriot-Man Team
Thag can no deny...Bolt-Man Team have much heart. They will put all onto field to try to beat Patriot-Man Team. But they no have enough to beat Patriot-Man Team. Thag has doubt that any team does this season-cycle. Thag pick PATRIOT-MAN TEAM.
That all for Opinion Cave for Playoffs Of Divisional. No forget that Thag on MySpace, and Thag ask that you add him as friend at Thag MySpace page. As bonus, when League Of National Football season-cycle over, Thag will review movies of pornography on MySpace. Or maybe just complain about how new song from man from Train sound just like old song from Train. Thag not sure yet.
And no forget to type all words of praise and anger to Thag Inbox. Thag lonely. So lonely.
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Posted By: Nick Wallander (Registered) on January 16, 2008 at 02:06 AM
The Cowboys failure rests soley on that overrated prick Tony Romo. I love seeing the Cowboys fail and this year is no different.
The Superbowl has to be Packers/Pats, it just seems right.
Posted By: Brad (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 02:24 AM
Yeah, it's Romo's fault the defense let the Giants drive down the field in 41 seconds before halftime. And it's his fault the center repeatedly forgot to snap the ball when called for. It's Romo's fault they committed dumb penalties all day. Did you even watch the game Brad?
Posted By: Jason (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Was it the Dallasdefense who threw the game-ending interception into triple coverage? Was it the offensive line who only completed 50% of his passes? Was it the penalties that caused the NFC's #1 offense to score 3 points in the 2nd half? Dallas played crappy all over, but Romo deserves his share of the blame for this one.
Posted By: Boo Hoo (Guest) on January 16, 2008 at 05:10 PM
You can't blame Romo for the end-of-game interception. There was about 10sec left, they were 29ish yards out and HAD to score on the one play to win. He went for it. Intercepted. At least he went for it.
Posted By: evansams (Registered) on January 16, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Thag's myspace needs more stuff. I will still be friend
Posted By: Cia (Guest) on January 17, 2008 at 12:23 PM
