Thag The Brute Opinion Cave 01.23.08: League Of National Football Playoffs Of Conference
Posted by Thag the Brute on 01.23.2008
Super Game is next for League Of National Football, and Thag invite you to join him as he talk about Playoffs Of Conference. Plus, Thag present funny picture of fan of Packer-Man Team who probably kill self after game. All, and more things that make no sense, in this week-cycle Thag The Brute Opinion Cave!
Thag welcome readers to Opinion Cave for League Of National Football for Playoffs Of Conference. League Of National Football only have two games this week cycle, and Thag thankful. With time of spare, Thag able to catch up on episodes of Doctor Who, and endlessly hit button of refresh on Thag MySpace page. Thag already count Hedgehog Ron Jeremy-Man and Morgan Webb-Girl as friends. Why you no yet Thag friend? Visit Thag MySpace page today.
Patriot-Man Team 21 vs. Bolt-Man Team 12
When Thag know game was over? When final note of Anthem Of National sung. No, really, Thag know Bolt-Man Team have doom when Tomlinson-Man play little in beginning of game, then sit on sidelines. Poor Tomlinson-Man. With helmet and parka of bulk on, he look like Fox Robot.
Tomlinson-Man. He robot in disguise
Patriot-Man Team lucky too. With Tomlinson-Man out and Rivers-Man throwing ball as well as Katherine Hepburn-Woman, they able to play sloppy game and still win. Thag think they need to turn up heat, or risk being surprised by Giant-Man Team in two week-cycles.
Jackson-Man stomp yard during game.
Giant-Man Team 23 vs. Packer-Man Team 20
Thag can still hear wailing of fans of Packer-Man Team, even here in sunny California-State. No one give Giant-Man Team any chance to win, no even Thag. Someone forget to tell Giant-Man Team, and goony-faced Manning-Man lead them to victory.
This fan of Packer-Man Team no happy after game. Or now, as fact that matter.
Tynes-Man is one of luckiest people on planet. After he miss two kick (one that would have won game in time of regulation), he get big chance in overtime. This one he no fuck up, and make kick of 47 yard. What is best line of pickup in bar of City Of New York this week? "Hello, my name Lawrence Tynes-Man. Did you see me kick frozen ball through posts on Magic Light Box? Where you want to have intercourse?"
Thag wish he had thing so easy. Unlucky for Thag, line of "Hello, my name Thag. I type football column on 411mania." not such good line of pickup.
Tynes-Man yell "w00t", while Feagles-Man do best impersonation of Shawn Michaels
Packer-Man Team deserve to lose game. Thag not know how coach-man McCarthy-Man graduate from school of high with stupid play calls. And Favre-Man look like he chuck some balls up in air like prize for Giant-Man Team. At least fans of Giant-Man Team in attendance get worth of money, if they not beat up during game by drunken fans of Packer-Man Team.
SUPER GAME
This tough call for Thag. Patriot-Man Team better, but Giant-Man Team been putting up good fight in last several week-cycles. Thag must break down further.
OFFENSE: Giant-Man Team finally start to fire on all cylinders, and it amazing that they produce better when Shockey-Man break leg. But Patriot-Man Team have explosive combo of Brady-Man and Moss-Man, and they able to break open game. Thag give edge to PATRIOT-MAN TEAM.
DEFENSE: Patriot-Man Team have solid core, and defense not as flashy as Brady/Moss-Man show on offense. Giant-Man Team have good rush of pass, but there times when secondary could no stop drippy faucet with bucket. Thag give edge to PATRIOT-MAN TEAM.
COACH-MEN: Belichick-Man no most likable character, but he best coach in League Of National Football. Coughlin-Man no slouch, but he look like old man down street who yell at kids to get off lawn. Thag give edge to PATRIOT-MAN TEAM.
INTANGIBLES: Thag guess this where rest of stuff go that no qualify for other category. Giant-Man Team like Little Engine That Could, and they have much belief in self. Patriot-Man Team hungry to be second team in history with total season with no defeat. Thag call this EVEN.
So who Thag pick? Patriot-Man Team have edge in almost all category. But Thag pick GIANT-MAN TEAM to win Super Game. Why? No ask Thag, he just caveman.
That all for Opinion Cave for Playoffs Of Conference. No forget that Thag on MySpace, (Thag mention before? He no think so.) and Thag ask that you add him as friend at Thag MySpace page. Thag actively taking request for what he talk about once football season-cycle over. Tell Thag what you want him to type words about, or if you want Thag to shut up, tell Thag to shut up. But do it on Thag MySpace page.
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