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| From The Vault: November 24th, 2003 - WWE House Show Report, Portland OR |
| Posted by Dustin James on 04.18.2008 |
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Recently I stumbled across an old LiveJournal of mine from 2003-2005. In it I have numerous wrestling and other reports that have never been posted anywhere else besides that journal (which was never read by more than 20+ people!). So here are some gems from that journal which I will share with you in my 411mania blog.
(Remember that I wrote these in 2003-2005. I was a 22 year old punk with a bad attitude. Now a days, I'm a 27 year old man with a bad attitude!)
So I went to the Smackdown house show last night....here's a quick recap of how things went.
I was seated RIGHT ABOVE where the wrestler's come out, so I got some sweet pictures which I hope to get online soon. Dean Malenko was standing to the side of the entrance ramp right below me. I didn't say anything to him, because what are you going to say? "DUDE DEAN YOU RULE!" No, plus he's working so I didn't want to fuck with the guy. I noticed a sign that said "Get a pece of the Kish". HAAAAA. I love when people display their shitty spelling skills for the whole arena to see.
Unfortunately I was seated by 3 retards. One guy who smelt like afterbirth, some girl with down syndrome, and a guy who was picking his nose and eating it. Or as I like to call it......the poster family for pro wrestling. This was the first wrestling event that I wasn't drunk at in along time. Here's a quick run down of the matches:
Match 1
Rey Misterio vs. Nunzio
The crowd was all for Misterio. Besides me of course. When I watch live I love to cheer for the heels just because the reaction from people cracks me up. Misterio won.
Match 2
Akiyo/Sakoda vs. World's Greatest Tag Team
SPOILERS SPOILERS! WGTT is turning face. They got a HUGE face reaction and they'll probably be re-teamed with Angle. Jimmy Yang got my vote for best heel of the night when he ripped this little girl's sign then flipped her off. Christ, I was laughing so hard. WGTT won this match.
Match 3
Sean O'Haire vs. Rhyno
I was confused at first because both of these guys play heels on TV. Then before the match started Rhyno grabbed the mic and goes "I love Portland!" and then he goes "Who here wants to see me kick his ass ECW style baby!" This got a ECW chant from the crowd and they were definetely behind Rhyno. O'Haire won the match, and then Rhyno grabbed the mic and said "I was just kidding, I HATE Portland! If you guys were really behind me then I would've won the match!" I was laughing hysterically. Before Rhyno got into the entrance way I yelled "Detroit sucks BITCH!" which got a middle finger from Rhyno. WOO HOO! I just wish I would've had my camera ready.
Match 4
Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Johnny The Bull/Chuck Palumbo
This was a comedy match. As much as I hate Rikishi and Scotty they had me busting up. They won the match, and afterwards brought a kid out of the audience and the kid danced with them. Scotty then got "mad" because the kid wouldn't do the worm. So he put the kid in position for a stink face but the kid ran back to his parents. Fuck, I was cracking up. On the way up the ramp Stamboli ripped that sign I mentioned earlier "Get a pece of the Kish!", HAHAHAHAHAHA! On the way up though Rikishi signed the guy's sign.
Match 5
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Tajiri vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Jamie Noble
I got up to take a piss for this match because I couldn't hold it in anymore. When I came back Tajiri had YET to enter the ring. This match was pretty short and Tajiri got the win when he kicked Ultimo in the head.
Match 6
WWE Tag Team Championship
The Basham's vs. Los Guerreros
Los Guerrero's were insanely over. The Basham's came down wearing old Demolition like masks, they had better keep those fuckers on because it makes them WAY better. The Basham's won, and once again Chavo got MAD at Eddy. Split the fuckers up already.
Match 7
Matt Morgan/Nathan Jones/Big Show vs. Bradshaw/Chris Benoit/Hardcore Holly
Paul Heyman came out and said that he had suspended Hardcore Holly from the building so it was now a tag team match with Morgan/Jones vs. Bradshaw/Benoit. Heyman then got into an arguement with some guy at ringside and said "Well, since this ONE guy from Portland wants to come out and piss me off. This match is now a handicap match!" So Big Show came out.....and it was now 3 on 2. It was funny watching Big Show keep having to remind Nathan Jones what to do. I can't remember who won because I was laughing at the retards sitting by me.
Tiny Teddy Contest
YAWN. I hate these things. This one featured Dawn Marie vs. Sable. Sable came out and said we didn't deserve to see her naked. Therefore saving me from having to see somebody the same age as my mom get half naked. Dawn Marie is friggin hot. She did get half naked which I didn't mind. Sable played a heel, but stopped midway up the ramp to kiss a little girl.
Main event
WWE Championship
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
Cena was insanely over. He came out and did a rap with great lines such as:
"I'm gonna win that title tonight Brock, I hope you got it polished, I'm gonna take you to town like my homeboy Rasheed Wallace!"
Which got a pop from me. This match was pretty short. Brock got the win.....but then Hardcore Holly ran down and started to attack Brock! This brought out Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones, and Big Show. Then out came Chris Benoit and Bradshaw. The faces cleared the ring. John Cena finally got up and was alone in the ring. He grabbed the mic and did some shooting which resulted in hilarity. He started reading people's signs. One GREAT moment was when he noticed a guy's sign that said:
"Cena is the prototype of gay porn"
Cena then said "Yo yo yo, that guy out there has a sign that say's I'm a fag, I guess he forgot he's the one who did the 4 page layout in the gay porno mag!"
Great stuff. Big Show then came back down to the ring and Cena said something about how Big Show should lay out a rap.....but not just any rap, he needs to rap PORTLAND STYLE. He then hands Big Show the mic, but then PICKS HIM UP FOR THE F-U! GREAT STUFF. Cena leaves to a HUGE reaction. Big Show was walking back to the back and had his nose up high like a snob! HA! Leaving with pride!
Great stuff. I love house shows. |
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