Them Crooked Purges
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Yoda: Like that, how do you? Horny does it make you?
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Them Crooked Purges
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Palpatine: MEXICAN AMERICANS LOVE EDUCATION SO THEY GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL AND TAKE SPANISH AND GET A B!!
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The Knight That Rides
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Yoda: Tense, you are. Toned, your arms are. Get down, do you?
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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The Knight That Rides
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Yoda: Getting around so well, I am not. An issue, continence is. Shit myself on occassion, I do.
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Yoda: *rips off shirt* SLOOOOOOOTH!
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DEAD JAY
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Yoda: Getting around so well, I am not. An issue, continence is. Shit myself on occassion, I do.
LOL holy shit LOL
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Penguin
Can haz admin?
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Not so bad, the home is.
Tuesdays, jello we have. Thursdays, bingo we play.
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Poster of the year stuff is going on again. You can it find right around here.
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The Knight That Rides
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LOL @ that last one.
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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DEAD JAY
CASUALTY OF WAR (and old age)
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD
FRANK OZ'S HAND IS FUCKIN COLD
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I prefer the red hat:
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The Knight That Rides
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Luke: Master Yoda, you have to stop smoking so much of this tatooine leaf!
Yoda: .... *mouth agape*
Luke: Master Yoda *snaps fingers*
Yoda: Harshing my buzz, you are.
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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Penguin
Can haz admin?
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Misunderstood Bad News Brown: I'm actually an easy to get along with person and take pride in the amount of time I spend volunteering to better my community.
You fuckin cracka
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Them Crooked Purges
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Vince: Hey Chris, I've got a great idea...
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Meredith: Did you ever do drugs with Scary Sherry?
Vince: Sure.
Meredith: What kind of drugs?
Vince: Cocaine. Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Meredith? It's nice.
* Vince uncrosses his legs and it can be seen he has an erection *
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The Knight That Rides
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Meredith: Did you ever see any sign of Chris Benoit's sickness?
Vince: Sure.
Meredith: What kind of signs?
Vince: ...
* Vince uncrosses his legs and it can be seen he has an erection *
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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Penguin
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Vince: Want to see a trick?
Meredith: Not really.
Vince: Watch, I lift the front of my left foot up and...
*Explosive Vinnie Mac Gas
Meredith: Oh...Oh my God.
Vince: And THAT'S what really killed Eddie.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Meredith: Have you ever done steroids?
* Vince uncrosses his legs and it can be seen he has an erection *
Meredith: That doesn't answer my question.
* Vince re-crosses his legs, and then uncrosses his legs again *
Vince: How about now?
Meredith: Still no.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Fan: * goes to shake Vince's hand* Vince, I just want to tell you how honored I..
Vince: Woah, woah, woah, hands off the merchandise, Frodo.
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The Knight That Rides
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Meredith: Do you use drugs?
Vince: Do you want to fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Meredith: That doesn't answer my question.
* Vince uncrosses his legs*
Vince: It puts the lotion on the skin...
Meredith: ....
Vince: What's good in the hood, mah nigga?
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SoKnight - The Torch Has Been Passed From Hoff To Son
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Tom: As you may or may not know, Katie and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Matt: Really? When did that start?
Tom: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.
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The Knight That Rides
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Vince: *whispering* hate rage fury hate rage anger fury hate rage destroy fury hate rage
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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A-hole Ronald
Billions and Billions Served
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Meredith: Are you aware of the rampant deaths in wrestling due to steroids?
Vince: Are you aware of the rampant death in my pants due to the Vajapocolypse?
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Cpt. Jix-Luc Picard of the USS P.E.J.
Superbang Jisbutt
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Cock goes WHAR?
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Partners in Pwn: Pwning since 1337
"Watch your ass, Brazil" ~1st Corinthians, 2:7
"LET'S GET DRUNK AND FARM! AND...FIGHT MONSTERS! THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!" ~Ogre
"I do cool shit now like play Shenmue and watch porn." ~Birth
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Harvey Birdman
FRAME ELBOW, BITCH!!
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Vince: Hey Chris, I've got a great idea...
Best caption in the last year or so! OVERSOLD.
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"i don't have time to argue with obvious living with mommy sword swallowers" - The King
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J-Bone
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Vince: Yeah! I wanna go fucking crazy with you! You're so fuckin' hot. And I wanna eat you. And I want you to suck my cock. And I want my girlfriend to eat you ... Let's hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke. Yeah, let's take it to the limit! Let's go nuts! I know it's wrong of me. I don't do this. Let's go fuckin' crazy! If you agree with this, just look at me and say yes. Just wink or something. I want you badly, and I know you want me, but you have to be with Linda, too. Let's do it! Please leave me a voice mail. Go to the bathroom and leave me a voice mail.
Merideth Uhhhhhhh. Can we go to commercial?
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SharpshooterVA
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Cock goes WHAR?
Jiz, How dare you sully the good name of Regina Spektor(if that's who that is).
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Cpt. Jix-Luc Picard of the USS P.E.J.
Superbang Jisbutt
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Cock goes WHAR?
Jis, How dare you sully the good name of Regina Spektor(if that's who that is).
I don't know or care who that is. I was looking up random shit to caption, and that appeared.
Baby: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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"Watch your ass, Brazil" ~1st Corinthians, 2:7
"LET'S GET DRUNK AND FARM! AND...FIGHT MONSTERS! THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!" ~Ogre
"I do cool shit now like play Shenmue and watch porn." ~Birth
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that is one of the funniest pics i've ever seen.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Tom Cruise: LARIATO!
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Tom Cruise: JUST FOR YOU, OPRAH! FOR YOUR CHARITY! I AM GONNA CRAP MY PANTS AND SELL PANTS "DUMPED IN LIVE ON OPRAH"!
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Them Crooked Purges
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Tom Cruise: This glass prison will never hold me!
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Tom Cruise: I *LOVE* THIS..
Katie: No touching.
Tom Cruise: ..woman.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Tom Cruise: I would just like to dedicate this golden popcorn to L. Ron, praise his name, without whom I would be nothing.
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Them Crooked Purges
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Oprah: So Tom, what is this whole Xenu thing about?
*kneels down*
Tom Cruise: Dear L. Ron, I would really like to punch Oprah in her uterus right now for uttering the name of he who must not be mentioned. Please bestow upon me the strength not to destroy her baby making abilities. In your name I pray.
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The Knight That Rides
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Vince: I'll fuckin'... I'll fuckin' put your tits on a dresser. Just your tits layin' on a dresser, and i'll fuckin' bust them shits with a spiked hammer.
Merideth: Uh
Vince: I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you
Merideth Uhhhhhhh. Can we go to commercial?
Vince: and feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you.
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Clay. Lou, Clay.
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The Knight That Rides
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Tom Cruise: *weeping*
Oprah: MY VA-JAY-JAY IS PAININ'
The Soup: THE VADGAPOCALYPSE
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The Knight That Rides
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Tom Cruise: I accept this Church of Scientology Freedom Medal of Valor in the name of L. Ron, my cousins Pooky and Boo Boo, Katie, Suri, and Ethan Hunt.
Anon in Audience: LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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The Knight That Rides
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Meredith: How will Chris Benoit be remembered?
Vince: What are you, about a 34C?
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A-hole Ronald
Billions and Billions Served
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Yoda: The Gothic Castle, take me there you must.
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Them Crooked Purges
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*Luke greets Yoda in the jungle*
Luke: Hey, there’s the cat. Sorry you couldn’t have been down at the Death Star with us. Dad was asking all about you.
Yoda: Doubt that very much do I.
Luke: Look, I’m not going to lie to you. He feels like you’ve been sucking off this family for far too long and if you don’t start pulling your weight around here, it’s going to be shape up or ship up.
Yoda: You know, try as I might, impress that man I cannot seem to.
Luke: Isn’t that funny? I’m about to knock his socks off again. I’m about to break into this house that’s got a bunch of evidence in it. Just to borrow it... insure his freedom forever. But it’s a tough job. Requires agility.
*Yoda hops onto Luke's back*
Yoda: This kind of agility?
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Them Crooked Purges
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Vince: This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you’re living in F<bleep>CK City!
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