Inside the Cage
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Reged: 07/12/05
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The squash match he had with Noble the other night was perfectly executed. But who was the sadistic fuck laughing in the background after Noble gets kicked out of the ring? It made this segment sick and twisted. Or perfect.
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Hipster Mark Dickbag
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YEAAAAAHA-HA-HA-HA-HAEEEEHAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA GIVE EM SUMOAR!!! EEEEYAH HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
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Hipster Mark Dickbag
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That powerbomb to the mat looked quite painful.
Jeremy Kyle
Voice of reason
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Not as much pain my eyes were in from watching that pale fuck. I was searching for my sunglasses for most of tthe match.
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Y20J
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He is the palest sumbitch I think I've ever seen.
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dAVE.
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The guy in the background is pure evil
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Graham and the aftercare team
Dammit, newbie.
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I've never seen a ginger wrestler succeed.
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Foolio
Little Foot Brontosaurus
Reged: 11/11/07
Posts: 4299
This should have been his RAW debut, very well done. Noble bumped like a champ.
Brudaker
Dammit, Newbie.
Reged: 11/04/09
Posts: 3
Loc: Scotland
Quote: I've never seen a ginger wrestler succeed. There is this one ginger guy who's done ok for himself,goes by the name of Undertaker.
dAVE.
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Quote: Quote: I've never seen a ginger wrestler succeed. There is this one ginger guy who's done ok for himself,goes by the name of Undertaker. I like this guy
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Brudaker
Dammit, Newbie.
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Posts: 3
Loc: Scotland
Thank you. As a ginger myself i felt i should stand up for my people.
dAVE.
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Damn right.
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YAK MAN
Full 411-ite
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Posts: 10522
Loc: Chicago, IL
Best first post ever?
CHRISTIAN K. POOPINGTON
Bites and Fights.
Reged: 03/09/03
Posts: 11023
Loc: Leeds, England
Quote: Best first post ever? Not really. His kind should be taken down the docks and shot.Am I talking about the Scots? Am I talking about gingers? You, the person who has randomly elected to highlight my post, decide.
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Freezy Peezy
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Am I talking about the Scots? Am I talking about gingers? You, the person who has randomly elected to highlight my post, decide.
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Hipster Mark Dickbag
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Posts: 28146
I wonder how much whiter his dick is.
Brudaker
Dammit, Newbie.
Reged: 11/04/09
Posts: 3
Loc: Scotland
Despite him being pale and ginger he is a good wrestler.I think he has a real chance of making it on RAW.
Arthur Mitchell
I'm just a normal school teacher who leads prayer at church on Sunday and I enjoy a good scotch.
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Why the fuck are you thinking about another dude's dick? WTF... Anyway yeah that powerbomb was insane. That was a powerbomb that hasn't been seen on WWE programming in a while. It was Vader-esque that powerbomb. He put the POWER back in the BOMB. The best was how Jaime was just like fucking crying and going "ow ow ow ow" afterwards.
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Hipster Mark Dickbag
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it was a joke, you fucking retard.
Arthur Mitchell
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Was it? Or are you imagining Sheamus dick RIGHT NOW.
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r0ach
r0ach is as innocent as the day is guilty.
Reged: 02/13/08
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He's not imagining it he's imbibing it floo-eeds. The jamie noble whimper was pure beauty. future endeavors in the waiting for noble now?
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Fifth of Vodka. Like a Boss
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Quote: Quote: Best first post ever? Not really. His kind should be taken down the docks and shot.Am I talking about the Scots? Am I talking about gingers? You, the person who has randomly elected to highlight my post, decide. I didn't highlight your post, I can just read it. Do I still get to decide?
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Arthur Mitchell
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Quote: He's not imagining it he's imbibing it floo-eeds. The jamie noble whimper was pure beauty. future endeavors in the waiting for noble now? Jamie Noble should get powerbombed every week by Sheamus 'til WrestleMania
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r0ach
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I hold a special place for Jamie Noble in the sub cockles of my heart. I marked hard for that beatdown i think there it was a great heat segment.
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Arthur Mitchell
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I hope that Sheamus doesn't stop doing that Chokeslam Backbreaker dealie. It rocks my face. The kick to the face is cool and all, but Matt Morgan is rocking the Carbon Footprint right now so Sheamus should stay away from it as a finish.
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YAK MAN
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The bicycle kick is turning into the new pumphandle slam.
Arthur Mitchell
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ahaha
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The Evil Christmas Bomber
I Smash Because I Love
Reged: 12/09/03
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Quote: future endeavors in the waiting for noble now? Nah. Noble's a road agent. They just tossed him out there because they didn't need him to look good. His employment is fine.
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The Evil Christmas Bomber
I Smash Because I Love
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Also, Sheamus is badass. His power moves are badass. His look is badass. His music is mega-badass.
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Y20J
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If you could personify the anger of Max Power, it would be Sheamus.
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The Evil Christmas Bomber
I Smash Because I Love
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My only concern for Sheamus is that they'll build him as a Killing Machine, just for Cena or HHH to beat him easily. In the meantime, he needs to murderize Shawn Michaels. Instant main event mega-heel.
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Y20J
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Like what they did with Desmond Wolfe in TNA. He immediately came in & destroyed Kurt Angle, one of the top guys in the promotion. WWE always has their new monster heels toy with jobbers with weeks & months to the point that nobody cares or believes they can be a contender. See: Vladimir Kozlov.
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The Evil Christmas Bomber
I Smash Because I Love
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I just want to see Michaels bumping for him. Shit, if you want him to be a MEGA-heel, have him destroy John Cena when Cena needs his next movie break.
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Y20J
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HBK or Taker definitely. Destroying Cena wouldn't get as much heal heat as destroying those 2 would. It would get a lot but not as much.
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YAK MAN
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Has he done anything other than squash matches? I'll hold off judgment until he has a real match. So far, he's really good at murdering Jamie Noble though.
CanDman
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In ECW he fought Goldust and Shelton Benjamin, I remember his matches against Goldust being solid.
Arthur Mitchell
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He's had solid matches in ECW. You can hold off judgement 'til you actually watch the dude you're knocking. Sheamus and Goldust have been beating each other's asses all month. And if anyone has seen FCW you know that Sheamus and the son of Curt Hennig have been tearing it up there as well. Sheamus was the monster heel champ for a while there. Sheamus' theme is the fucking shit. I almost want to buy it as a ringtone.
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Detective Big Lantern Ghost
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It's quickly becoming one of my favorite entrance songs.
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CHRISTIAN K. POOPINGTON
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This is the first time I've heard it, but I'm a believer already. Plus, some of his facials in the titantron video are awesome.
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Johnny Pyro
"Third Degree Burn"
Reged: 05/10/03
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Loc: Massachusetts, USA
He reminds me of James Hetfield. Metallica could do an even badder ass version of his theme song too.
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His theme song is actually fucking awesome.
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Arthur Mitchell
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'B'
Speak softly and carry a Beagle.
Reged: 07/14/04
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Loc: KBBL in Springfield
So he's an albino hetfield.
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The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex."
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Hipster Mark Dickbag
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white dick
SPACE GHOST
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It shows that wrestling is kinda gay when the crowd would probably mark like crazy if Sheamus got sprayed with fake tan. NO HOMO.
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Inside the Cage
Junior 411-ite
Reged: 07/12/05
Posts: 363
Loc: Vancouver, Canada
Quote: So he's an albino hetfield. All albinos are gay
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StyLz
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Quote: Metallica could do an even badder ass version of his theme song too. This.
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This guy is a beast!
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The Evil Christmas Bomber
I Smash Because I Love
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Oh shit. Fucking Razor's Edge!!! Sheamus is King!
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Jeremy Kyle
Voice of reason
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Good to see he now has three finishers and The Razors Edge is gold.
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