Cpt. Jix-Luc Picard of the USS P.E.J.
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For Immediate Release:
U.S. Marshals Task Force Arrests Professional Wrestler for Civil Contempt
Pensacola, FL - The United States Marshals North Florida Violent Fugitive Task Force arrested Solafa Fatu Jr., aka "Rakishi", at 12 noon today after a vehicle stop on Highway 98 near the Naval Hospital. The 41 year old, 6 foot 2 inch, 400 pound wrestler was taken into custody without any resistance. A Federal District Judge for the Northern District of Florida issued a warrant for his arrest on September 1st of this year, after Fatu failed to appear at a show cause hearing, carrying a charge of civil contempt. Originally, the U.S. Marshals Office in Pensacola repeatedly attempted to locate Fatu to serve him with a civil subpoena but was unable to find him. The Task Force's investigation eventually led them to discover he was in Italy during that period and touring with a newly formed Italian wrestling organization, the NU-WRESTLING Evolution (NWE). The investigation revealed that it appeared as though Fatu returned several weeks ago. Once the Task Force learned that, they started searching for him again locally.
"Despite his size and the persona that goes with his profession, he (Fatu) was a gentleman," said Marshals spokesman Dominic Guadagnoli.
Fatu, who has appeared under numerous other names throughout his career, first came to fame in the 1980's when he wrestled in the WWF as a part of the Samoan Swat Team. He has wrestled with all of the top names in the sport some such as Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, Steve Austin and Triple H to name a few. Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.
Fatu was remanded to Escambia County Jail until his hearing in federal court.
Discuss.
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The Big Snow
Dammit, newbie.
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He was arrested for Not Displaying a "Wide Load" sign
He was arrested for sexual HaASSment.
He was arrested for having to much junk in his trunk
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All I'm asking is for my account to be unlocked and to be made the rightful mod of whatever Teh Igloo is called these days. Is that too much to ask???
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Cpt. Jix-Luc Picard of the USS P.E.J.
Superbang Jisbutt
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His poor, lovely little lumps. 
I still don't understand the events leading up to this. So he ditched a show and has been touring on and off with other feds ever since?
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Partners in Pwn: Pwning since 1337
"Watch your ass, Brazil" ~1st Corinthians, 2:7
"LET'S GET DRUNK AND FARM! AND...FIGHT MONSTERS! THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!" ~Ogre
"I do cool shit now like play Shenmue and watch porn." ~Birth
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Nicolas Cage Face
Shane 2.0
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Rikishi was arrested for cutting the cheese.
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I HAVE AN ANNOYING FACE
Edited by Remy LeBeau (09/27/06 06:24 PM)
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Rob Z
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When did skipping a show of some sort for a different one be a criminal offense?
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Ryan Bias
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When did skipping a show of some sort for a different one be a criminal offense?
"Show cause hearing," not a show. When you violate certain types of court order, usually courts schedule a show cause hearing at which you are supposed to justify your violation of the order. If you don't come to the show cause, the court has the ability to issue a warrant for your arrest.
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The Amazon
A Winner is You!!!
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Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.
Anybody else see what's wrong with this sentence?
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The Big Snow
Dammit, newbie.
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Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.
Anybody else see what's wrong with this sentence?
HAHA YEAH 
He's not related to Snuka at all 
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All I'm asking is for my account to be unlocked and to be made the rightful mod of whatever Teh Igloo is called these days. Is that too much to ask???
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The Amazon
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Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.
Anybody else see what's wrong with this sentence?
HAHA YEAH
He's not related to Snuka at all
Among other things, the whole article is clearly written by someone who doesn't know wrestling.
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Cpt. Jix-Luc Picard of the USS P.E.J.
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But what law did Rikishi break that would make him have to attend a hearing in the first place? That's what I want to know.
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Partners in Pwn: Pwning since 1337
"Watch your ass, Brazil" ~1st Corinthians, 2:7
"LET'S GET DRUNK AND FARM! AND...FIGHT MONSTERS! THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA!" ~Ogre
"I do cool shit now like play Shenmue and watch porn." ~Birth
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Rob Z
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I thought it was another wrestling show. My Mistake. I too wonder what Rikishi did wrong. And to the guy who originally wrote the news article, that's YOKOZUNA. LOL.
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'B'
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Fatu claims to be related to other famous wrestles such as The Rock, The Tonga Kid, Jimmy Snuka and Okazuna.
Anybody else see what's wrong with this sentence?
HAHA YEAH
He's not related to Snuka at all
Among other things, the whole article is clearly written by someone who doesn't know wrestling.
and it's YOKOZUNA!
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WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?
Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.
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Nicolas Cage Face
Shane 2.0
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It's OKAZUNA to me damnit.
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YAK MAN
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"I am dealing with a private matter at this time that I am unable to discuss in detail, however, I am confident my name will be cleared in a court of law soon. Additionally, I will say, make sure to have all business affairs in order and up to date and do not trust anyone to handle for you, even if that person is your wife. I thank everyone for their continue support."
Solofa Fatu Jr (AKA RIKISHI, AKA KISHI)
Ouch.
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The Amazon
A Winner is You!!!
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"I am dealing with a private matter at this time that I am unable to discuss in detail, however, I am confident my name will be cleared in a court of law soon. Additionally, I will say, make sure to have all business affairs in order and up to date and do not trust anyone to handle for you, even if that person is your wife. I thank everyone for their continue support."
Solofa Fatu Jr (AKA RIKISHI, AKA KISHI)
Ouch.
Does the Kish have to choke a b*tch?
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