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Jobu's Altar: The GM Ratings Game
(07.18.2007)
In part one of a sixer, Rob Rabies grades the GM's of the Dominican pastime. First up, the AL East... |
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Jobu's Altar: The Man Who Should Be King
(07.02.2007)
In preparation for the media's turncoat circle-jerk of Barry Bonds after he hits 757, we should all take a look back and remember who should have taken his place in a fair world... |
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Jobu's Altar: The Most Balla SH*T...EVAH!!
(06.22.2007)
There have been some great individual performances in baseball history. From the Rob Deer Memorial Golden Sombrero to the standard 4 homer game, Rob Rabies discusses the best and worst performances in baseball history. |
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The Jose Lima All-Stars
(06.11.2007)
Who cares about Prince Fielder when you've got the suckitude that is Craig Biggio? Forget the MVPs, Rob Rabies will show you the worst of the worst, The David Carusos of Major League Baseball. |
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Why Rudy is the New Bush
(05.23.2007)
As if 8 years of BushCo weren't enough. Rob Rabies explains why a Republican favorite will be cut from the same cloth as 72% of the country's least-favorite Texan |
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Jobu's Altar: You Are Sparta....Nahht
(05.09.2007)
The 2007 season is not Thermopylae. With that, and their Stalingradian-like losses in mind, 411 Mania's resident Cardinals fan explains why the Redbirds should pack it in. |
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Jobu's Altar: The Hyperreality of Baseball
(04.28.2007)
Welcome...to the desert...of the REAL. Although Rob Rabies may seem like a contrarian troll, he's out to prove why Yankees-Red Sox is not what it seems... |
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Virginia Tech: What We Know
(04.17.2007)
In the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings, we should take time to analyze not only what happened, but why it happened. What do we know and what should we do? |
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Jobu's Altar: Tom Tepid
(04.11.2007)
A lot of people believe that 300 wins is axiomatic of Hall of Fame ability. Although it necessitates induction, Rob Rabies explains to you why the next member of the 300 club should not be enshrined in Cooperstown. |
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Jobu's Altar: The All-Ugly Team
(04.04.2007)
In Celebration of Opening Day, Rob Rabies gives you a Dream....err Nightmare team. The ugliest sumbitches on the diamond today. |
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Dialectics and the Diamond 03.27.07: Building Teams
(03.27.2007)
Why the middle is always the road best traveled in building a baseball team. |
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