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411mania » The 411 » Will Helm
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Name:Will Helm
Email:willhelm4food@yahoo.com
Current Roles:Writer of Misunderstood Masterpieces and resident 411 team player.
Past Roles:I used to have a cocktail column on 411Black. Does anyone remember that? Does anyone WANT to remember that?
Other credits:I have reviewed comedy concerts for the Music Zone and am a frequent contributor to Movies Zone group projects.
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History:I will fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble.
Blog
John Daker, con Subtitles - 12.26.2008

How You Can Tell a Movie's Going to Suck - 12.14.2008

It's obvious from the commercials that "The Day the Earth Stood Still" sucks the meat missile, because they make a point to mention that the "Wolverine" trailer is running with the film.

It's almost as if the production company -- Fox, presumably -- is trying to say "Hey! Come see 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' because it's got 'Wolverine'! Please?"
Rock Band Serendipity - 12.14.2008

I had a Rock Band "Battle of the Bands." The match was titled "Nerd Party." The matchup was my band, The Natural 20s, against . . . Save vs. Death. That's almost like the planets aligning.
full blog
Archive
Misunderstood Masterpieces 11.17.09: Spider-Man 3 (11.17.2009)
...or, All This Because Mary Jane Sucks at Singing
Misunderstood Masterpieces 11.10.09: Ghost Rider (11.10.2009)
...or, Not All Superheroes Are Created Equal . . . and Some Just Have Flaming Heads
Misunderstood Masterpieces 11.03.09: Twilight (11.03.2009)
...or, Teenage Vampire Love Sure Is Awkward
Misunderstood Masterpieces 10.27.09: Vampire in Brooklyn (10.27.2009)
...or, Coming to America . . . for BLOOD!
Misunderstood Masterpieces 10.20.09: Love at First Bite (10.23.2009)
...or, Beware the Disco Vampire!
Misunderstood Masterpieces 10.13.09: Vampire Journals (10.13.2009)
...or, No Tom Cruise? No Brad Pitt? No Problem!
Misunderstood Masterpieces Classic: 10.06.09: Dracula 2000 (10.06.2009)
…or, In One Way or Another, This Movie’s Guaranteed to Suck
Misunderstood Masterpieces 9:29.09: Outlander Star Slammer (09.29.2009)
...or, Because I Don't Feel Like Watching Any More Movies with Vikings and/or Viking-Like Characters
Misunderstood Masterpieces 9.22.09: 10,000 B.C. (09.22.2009)
...or, What's a Little Anachronism Between Friends?
Misunderstood Masterpieces 09.15.09: Pathfinder (09.15.2009)
...or, The Origin of the Longest Running Rivalry in the NFL
Misunderstood Masterpieces 9.08.09: College (09.08.2009)
...or, If PCU and Superbad Got Together and Had a Kid and Neglected to Call It “Superworse”
Misunderstood Masterpieces 9.01.09: You Don't Mess with the Zohan (09.01.2009)
...or, Oh, I Will Mess with the Zohan Whether You Like It or Not
Misunderstood Masterpieces 08.25.09: The Love Guru (08.25.2009)
...or, The Best Hockey Movie Since Miracle; Also, the ONLY Hockey Movie Since Miracle
Misunderstood Masterpieces 8.18.09: D.E.B.S. (08.18.2009)
...or, The Best Lesbian Romantic Comedy Featuring Nubile Female Spies Ever Made!
Misunderstood Masterpieces 8.11.09: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (08.11.2009)
...or, The Virtual Reason Why Some Gamers Don't Need a Girlfriend
Misunderstood Masterpieces 8.04.09: Domino (08.04.2009)
...or, I'll Try to Keep the Van Morrison References to a Minimum
Misunderstood Masterpieces Classic 7.28.09: Ginger Snaps (07.28.2009)
…or, I Was a Hot Teenage Canadian Goth Werewolf
Misunderstood Masterpieces Classic 7.21.09: The Real Cancun (07.21.2009)
. . . or, What Happens When People Stop Being Polite . . . and Start Getting Annoying
Misunderstood Masterpieces 7.14.09: Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (07.14.2009)
...or, When Netflix Screws Up, Everyone Suffers
Misunderstood Masterpieces 07.07.09: The Great Outdoors (07.07.2009)
...or, Saturday Night Live and SCTV Finally Declare Peace, and This Is the Result
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